Chapter 178: "Goats" and "Sluts"

"Mr. Zhang, why are you?" The leader of the brocade-clothed man said in surprise.

The guard of the Li Mansion, known as Mr. Zhang, smiled: "General Hong, I didn't expect to see you here. Don't you have to patrol the palace today? ”

General Hong said: "Come out and enforce the tolerances." At this time, the tone was very different from just now, obviously after recognizing Mr. Zhang, he was worried, and then looked at Li He and asked, "......Who is this?" ”

Mr. Zhang glanced at Li He, saw him nod slightly, and then said: "This is our second son, the one over there is the sister of the second son, I only arrived in the capital yesterday, and our second son took her to Jinxiu Hall to choose jewelry and clothes, but I didn't expect ......" Speaking of this, he deliberately stopped and looked at General Na Hong.

When General Hong heard the words "Second Son", he was shocked, and his eyes widened and said, "But Lord Wuweihou? ”

Mr. Zhang nodded: "Exactly." ”

"The last general, Hong Sanwei, see Hou Ye." Hearing this, General Nahong hurriedly led his subordinates to salute Li He, although the Yulin Army was a royal army, but General Li Hehuwei's prestige was too great, and they were also deeply affected, and they all regarded him as the first general in the army, the god of war and the god of war of the Great Xia Army.

Hearing the word Hou Ye, Li He always couldn't help but associate himself with the "Monkey Master", and when he heard the name of General Na Hong, he couldn't help but have a smile on his face. However, this smile fell in the eyes of Hong Sanwei and others, but it was like a sneer, and they could see that their hearts were beating drums - you must know that General Huwei's violence is not inferior to his brave prestige, and it is said that under his battle axe, there has never been a corpse.

"Who's inside?" Li He's eyes looked at the inner hall and asked. The splendid hall is divided into the inner hall and the outer hall, the outer hall sells dresses, while the inner hall sells jewelry, jewelry, belly pocket underwear, and even *, strange and ingenious things.

That Hong Sanwei raised his head and hesitated slightly, and a slightly crisp voice came from the inner hall: "Who is outside?" So noisy. ”

Li He heard this voice, and immediately searched for people he had seen in his mind, and after a little thought, he could determine that he had never heard this voice before, and the people he wanted to come to it were not the ones he was familiar with. Could it be which concubine in the palace? Does this concubine also have to go out of the palace to choose jewelry and clothes?

Hong Sanwei immediately replied: "Go back to Gong...... Childe is Lord Wuwei Hou. ”

Hearing his answer, there were two soft voices inside.

"I wonder who is inside?" Li He asked loudly.

"Wu Weihou came in and took a look, didn't you know?" There was a chuckle in it, the same voice that had just been the first to ask.

Li He snorted lowly, and walked into the inner hall with his sister and Xiangxiang's second daughter, You Bi and the others and Hong Sanwei also followed, and the shopkeeper hesitated for a moment and also walked in.

The inner hall of the splendid hall is smaller than the outer hall, and the decoration is not ostentatious. However, a few rare antiques and quaint decorations make the inner hall look noble and elegant, neither tacky nor simple. There are also comfortable wooden tables and chairs for people to sit on, with mellow tea brewing on the table, and a beautiful clerk waiting for you.

The inner hall is not as jeweled as imagined, those delicate and expensive jewelry are placed in the box on the cabinet, when the customer needs something, the clerk will open it one by one, and you can also call the master of custom jewelry and dresses here at any time, tell them their own requirements, and customize their own jewelry and dresses.

As for the tricks and underwear in the belly pocket, they are all hung in the cabinet, and the clerk will take them to choose if the customer needs them.

At this time, there were only four people in the inner hall, except for a few clerks and masters. Two of them were young men in silk shirts and holding folding fans, but Li He could see at a glance that these two people were female, and the camouflage was so unlevel, they didn't even take off the earrings, and their voices didn't change. However, according to their appearance when they wear men's clothes, it can be known that although the appearance of the two women is not ugly, they can only be regarded as average, and their bodies are so-so, in Li He's eyes, they are not even beauties.

Next to the two fake men was a middle-aged gray-robed scribe with a sinking face and an old man in blue with white hair but a ruddy complexion.

Li He felt that the skills of these two people were probably no less than that of the old man Gou Sheng beside the eunuch emperor, and they should be the best among the masters of the Great Interior. From this point of view, the identities of these two fake men are about to be re-evaluated.

Li He followed his master Mai Dongkuan to learn the art of Yu Girl and Girl, and he could see at a glance that the shorter "Brother Gongzi" was about eighteen or nineteen years old, and he was still a virgin, while the other taller one was no longer so. In this case, ninety percent of the two will not be the emperor's concubines, maybe princesses or something. Of course, it is not ruled out that the old emperor is weak in his old age, the new emperor is weak, and his fingers are unable to pamper the new concubine who entered the palace, making it possible that he is still a virgin.

As soon as Li He and the others came in, the eyes of the two "sons and brothers" immediately lit up, but what surprised him was that the attention of the two girls was not all on him.

The taller "Brother Gongzi" kept staring at him, and when he saw that gaze, he knew that this woman was a slut, and it could be seen from her face and eyebrows that if she was a concubine in the palace, she must have often stolen Han behind the back of the old emperor or the new emperor, and had just had sex more than an hour ago.

And the shorter "Brother Gongzi" was a little strange, except for glancing at Li He at the beginning, his eyes stayed on Yun Lin, and from time to time he swept over the veiled Xiangxiang and Qianqian's eyes, just like a man looking at a beautiful woman, his eyes were full of lust.

"Two sons...... This...... This...... The villain ......" the shopkeeper said to the two "boys" with a smile on his face.

"What the hell, get out of the way." The shorter "Childe" glanced at him in disgust and reprimanded.

The shopkeeper didn't dare to say much, so he hurriedly stood aside, worried in his heart.

"Childe ......" Hong Sanwei also entered the inner hall at this time and said respectfully.

"You go too, useless thing!" "Brother Childe" still reprimanded.

Hong Sanwei answered yes and stepped aside, but Li He could tell from his clenched fists that he must be very dissatisfied in his heart, and he was probably greeting these two fake men with the most vicious words.

The taller "Brother Gongzi" covered his mouth and smiled: "Wu Weihou, is it really brave and majestic enough?" "As soon as I heard this voice, she was a woman who was extremely charming, but this charm was only the lowest kind of charm, compared with the moon girl in Qianqian's charm, it was simply a chicken and a phoenix.

Li He smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disturb." What are the names of the two 'nobles'? The word "noble" was deliberately accentuated. He wanted to see what the woman who dared to sarcastically mock him after knowing his identity was.

The shorter "Brother Gongzi" said: "Wuwei Hou is really a noble person who forgets things, I only saw him yesterday, and I don't remember the two of us anymore?" ”

See you yesterday? Could it be on the Hall of Might? Yesterday in the mighty hall, there were naturally no women among the ministers and generals, except for the queen, only those princesses were mothers. And the two women in front of them are obviously not queens, then they are princesses. Li He thought so, and also found that the two girls were indeed a little familiar.

Seeing that he didn't answer, the higher "Brother Gongzi" chuckled and said, "Imperial sister, don't embarrass Marquis Wuwei." Speaking of which, we really met today. Yesterday, Wu Weihou was wearing a helmet, and we didn't see his appearance clearly. He said to Li He: "Marquis Wuwei, Rongyang of this palace, this is the imperial sister of this palace, Jianwen." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be two princesses, disrespectful and disrespectful. The two princesses are dressed in men's clothes, they are really heroic and extraordinary! At the next moment, I didn't recognize the two as daughters. Li He pretended to be stunned and said.

"Little brother, these two Xibei goods are princesses?" Yun Lin whispered in Li He's ear with some incredulity.

"Well, eighty percent of that." Li He replied in a low voice. secretly called Princess Rong Yang and Princess Jianwen "goats" and "sluts" in his heart.

The two of them muttered quietly, and the two princesses naturally couldn't hear it, but the two masters behind them could hear it clearly, and immediately stared at Li He and Yun Lin.

The siblings felt their gaze and looked back without flinching, not showing weakness at all.

Although Li He has never heard of the titles of other princesses except Princess Xingyue, and does not know what the origin of these two princesses is, but at this time it is the period of national mourning, Emperor Xuanhe has not yet entered the mausoleum, and princesses generally cannot leave the palace at will, let alone wear men's clothes. And the two of them came to this splendid hall in front of each other, obviously they didn't sneak away by themselves, and it was impossible for them to sneak out with such a strict guard at this time. Therefore, there must be the permission of the Queen Mother or the Emperor. At the very least, the two are favored princesses.

"Did Wu Weihou bring his confidante to buy jewelry and clothes? It is said that the second son of Huyang Li is the first in the south of the Yangtze River, and he once spent a million taels of silver to buy the Oiran He Lianqing, and he is in the house. The house is even more beautiful, all of them are stunning, talented and beautiful, not inferior to Oiran. Now that he is married to Miss Hua in Beijing, and he takes such a beautiful girl to the street, he really lives up to the name of Fengliu. Princess Rong Yang said in a tired voice.

Li He didn't explain that Yun Lin was his sister, anyway, his sister would be his own woman in the future. However, he was quite displeased with her word "purchased", so he said: "Feng Liu doesn't dare to be, it's just amorous." Redeeming herself for mercy is even more of a gesture, and it is not enough to worry about it. However, I often hear that the rules of the royal court of Great Xia are strict, and most of the princesses are traditional and old-fashioned. My princess Daxia is actually quite open and trendy, and she can wear men's clothes to shop for jewelry, skirts, belly pockets, and strange and obscene things. ”

When Princess Rong Yang heard this, her cheeks were slightly red, and she said coquettishly: "Wuwei Hou really lives up to his reputation, not only is his skills extraordinary, but his mouth is also very powerful. ”

"The princess has won a prize." Li He's face was expressionless.

Princess Jianwen looked at Yun Lin and said, "What should I call this girl?" The voice was more than twice as soft as when he spoke to Li He.

Yun Lin asked lightly, "What do you think the princess should be called?" But he didn't want to tell her his name.

Princess Jianwen was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Do you want this palace to call you Mrs. Wuweihou?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to take Yun Lin's hand: "Come, girl, let's take a look at the special good things here." ”

Yun Lin didn't have a good impression of these two princesses, so she moved her body slightly without moving, and easily dodged Princess Jianwen's hand.

Princess Jianwen was stunned for a moment, and stretched out her hand to hold it again. What kind of skill is Yun Lin? If you don't let her hold it, you don't let her hold it, and it seems that her slender hand has never moved, but Princess Jianwen can't hold it, and she can't even touch her hand after holding it a few times.

Princess Jianwen frowned slightly, and was about to say something, Li He walked up to her sister and said, "Princess Jianwen, aren't you going to take us to see the special things of this Splendid Hall?" ”

Princess Jianwen pursed her lips, and finally gave up the attempt to hold Yunlin's hand, and hooked her hand to the shopkeeper standing in the corner and said, "Come here, take out those Dongyi's strange and ingenious things." ”

The shopkeeper immediately rushed over, carefully opened a cabinet, took out a black box with two arms long, placed it on the table, opened it slowly, and said, "This is the goods that just arrived a few days ago, and they are all the best." ”

Li He looked at the open box, and his brows immediately wrinkled together-this is actually a bunch of sex items! Of course, in the world's parlance, it's a strange thing.

These two princesses are really lewd enough to watch these things with them in front of everyone.

However, the subordinates of the two princesses did not change their faces, and they were obviously used to it. When the guards of the Li Mansion brought by Li He saw those things, some of them looked strange, and some of them looked surprised, and You Bi whispered to Yang Jin in confusion: "Why are the shapes of these jewelry so strange?" ”

Yang Jin stared at it for a long time, and said with a straight face: "I think this is a jewelry decoration that imitates fruits and vegetables." ”

"Fruits and vegetables?"

"You see, some of them are like turnips, some of them are like corn, and there is that string of glass beads, like grapes. It is estimated that the nobles are good-looking at home. ”

"Oh......" You Bi suddenly said.

The sex objects of this era were not the same as those of Li He's time, but he still recognized the purpose of these things at a glance.

Yun Lin was still curious at first, but after Li He whispered to her about the purpose of these things, her pretty face immediately turned red with shame, and she secretly scolded the two princesses.

Princess Jianwen picked up a stick made of corn with the thickness of a baby's forearm and looked like a glass and said to Yun Lin, "Girl, what do you think of this thing?" Are you satisfied? ”

Li He's eyes narrowed into a line, this "slut" princess obviously wanted to tease and seduce his sister, and he began to wonder if this guy was gay. It is said that since ancient times, there have been many perverts in the palace, and the possibility that this "slut" is gay is really not small.

Yun Lin said to her with a cold face: "You ask me what I do, I have no interest in these things." As he spoke, he glanced at his brother.

Of course, Li He knew what her sister meant, she felt that these two so-called princesses were too annoying, which influenced her to choose jewelry and dresses.

Turning around and glancing at Yang Jin, the latter realized that after the inner hall, he said to Princess Jianwen: "Princess Jianwen is really far-sighted, Bing Xue is smart, and now she will begin to understand the future concubine, I am afraid that he will not be able to do so, so I will prepare a spare 'weapon' for him." ”

"You ......" Gongzhu Jianwen was about to have a seizure when he heard this, but Li He immediately said again: "Oops, I forgot to tell the two princesses about something just now." ”

Princess Rong Yang subconsciously asked, "What's the matter?" ”

At this time, Yang Jin had already led a few Tiger Army soldiers to carry eight big men in green clothes and two middle-aged men in gray robes into the inner hall, and fell very the floor.

Several people have blue noses and swollen faces, mixed with injuries, especially the two middle-aged people in gray robes, their faces are full of blood and flesh, their mouths are like a blood hole, and blood is constantly gushing out, and they can't see their faces clearly, and there are several charred handprints on their clothes, as if they have been burned by a hand-shaped soldering iron.

The two princesses were stunned, just now Hong Sanwei wanted to report to them what happened outside as soon as they entered the inner hall, but they were reprimanded by Princess Jianwen, thinking that they only thought that Li He and others had trespassed in, and they were able to come in after the conflict, but they didn't expect them to come in all the way, beating the two of their subordinates into such a miserable appearance.

After Yang Jin threw a big man in green clothes to the ground, she also raised her foot and stomped his head hard, smashing his chin on the floor, and knocking out a lot of blood.

Princess Jianwen raised her eyebrows and scolded angrily: "Bold minion! ”

Li He also immediately said: "Yes, these minions are too bold!" ”

The two princesses, Yang Jin and the others were stunned, but they heard Li He continue: "I just passed by the Splendid Hall, and when I saw that the store was about to close, I felt that it was very inappropriate, so I ordered someone to come forward and ask. As he spoke, he pointed to a few people on the ground: "How do you know that these minions have an arrogant and domineering attitude, and they don't take the people below in their eyes at all, and they also use foul language, which is very disrespectful, and they don't know how to be inferior at all." How to say that he is also the general of the pillar country of the imperial court, and the Lu of the king should be loyal to the king. Now that the Assassins are rampant, they are all martial arts and refuse to reveal their identities, so they are worried that they are harboring Assassins here......"

"Wronged~ How could the small shop harbor the assassin~" When the shopkeeper heard the word "assassin", he was startled and hurriedly argued.

"Did I let you speak?" Li He glanced at him.

The shopkeeper was frightened, and he didn't know what to say, but a Tiger soldier next to him had already slapped him twice, causing him to fall to the ground with swollen cheeks.

Li He continued: "For the safety of the emperor and the queen mother, I am worried that there are assassins hiding here, so I want to enter and investigate. Hey! Who knew that these minions actually dared to block and fight with my men. Two princesses, do you say, do they deserve death?! ”

The two princesses are almost stupid, they have been pampered and arrogant since they were children, who saw that they were not inferior and deliberately pleased? When did you see such a robber theory?

Princess Jianwen reacted, glared at her eyes and was about to speak, but Li He immediately said: "Now at the time of the national funeral, they originally deserved to die for doing this, but they are not stingy people, since the two princesses are choosing things in it, they have a reason to do so." Seeing that they have also been taught a lesson, they will sell the two princesses a face and will not be pursued again. However, the two princesses had better take them back to heal their injuries quickly, otherwise in a while, they would probably all be ruined on the ground. ”

"You ......," Princess Jianwen raised her finger and pointed at him.

Li He casually slapped her hand down, squinted at her and said, "I hate it when people point to my face and talk, and the princess had better respect herself." As he spoke, he looked at the few guys lying on the ground and said, "The two princesses should quickly take your men back to heal their injuries, otherwise they really won't be able to hold on." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Jin and You Bi immediately understood, and stepped heavily on the two gray-robed middle-aged men on the ground. Everyone can see that it was Li He who drove the two princesses away.

Seeing this, the two masters behind the princess took a step forward in the direction of Li He, and several guards of the Li Mansion immediately surrounded the two of them in the middle, and they would definitely not suffer a loss if they moved; Hong Sanwei and his Yulin Army men had just wanted to move, and Yang Jin and other soldiers of the Tiger Army were already stuck beside them, eyeing them.

Princess Jianwen was so angry that she couldn't speak, although Princess Rong Yang still had a smile on her face, anyone could see the anger under that smile: "Wuwei Hou, don't deceive people too much!" ”

"The princess is serious, Li He is brave and loyal, the heaven and the earth can be learned, the sun and the moon can be expressed, everything she does is for Daxia and the emperor." Li He said with a solemn face: "Now, Li He is also thinking about the subordinates of the two princesses, if he doesn't go back for treatment, he will really hang up." ”

As soon as the words fell, the two big inner masters on the ground were hit hard again, and blood gushed out from their mouths and noses.

Princess Rong Yang looked around the inner hall, put away her smile, and nodded slowly: "Wuwei Hou, hello, very good, the majesty of General Huwei, this palace has been taught." Royal sister, let's go. With that, he pulled Princess Jianwen, who was still glaring at Li He, out of the inner hall, and the gray-robed scribe and the blue-clothed old man also followed, and Hong Sanwei and the others carried the ten people on the ground and carefully followed.

After the two princesses left, Yun Lin gave Li He a thumbs up: "Majestic." ”

Li He blinked: "Thank you." ”

"Those two are princesses, aren't you afraid that they will trouble you in the future?" Yun Lin asked.

Li He smiled and shook his head: "Don't be afraid." "There are so many people who want to trouble him, even the current emperor is a person who is very likely to make trouble for him, if he is afraid of this and that, he is not Li He.

beckoned to the shopkeeper of Jinxiutang who was soft on the ground with a worried expression, Li He pointed to the box full of strange tricks and obscene things and said, "I want all of these, you can make a price......"

Everyone was stunned.

"If you take what Master Hou likes, it can be regarded as a little heart of the small shop, a little heart......" The shopkeeper stroked his swollen cheeks and said busily, knowing that the person in front of him was the mighty Tiger General and Wuwei Hou, he had long lost his mind in his heart. A quasi-princess and a quasi-marquis had a conflict in the store and injured people, this is not a trivial matter, he just wants to hurry up and invite this group of uncles away.

Li He closed the box, patted it, and said, "How can it be done?" I'm not a bandit, and I still have to pay for things. I think you're pretty good, so I'll give you a thousand taels, so you don't have to look for it. "I thought to myself: I was really a bandit when I was in Huyang, and I never used money to buy things, but now I have not been a bandit for many years......

Yang Jin immediately threw a thousand taels of silver ticket in front of the shopkeeper.

One thousand taels...... Even half of the cost is not enough, but even if it is a thousand taels, the shopkeeper still does not dare to accept it, and he believes that the boss will not blame him after knowing today's situation.

Yang Jin patted him on the head and scolded: "If you want to accept it, you will accept it, where is there so much nonsense!" ”

The shopkeeper immediately wilted, not daring to speak.

"Little brother, what are you buying these things for?" Yun Lin said with a straight face.

Li He coughed dryly twice, and after asking You Bi to put the box away, he smiled and said, "Play." ”

Yun Lin was half stunned: "Didn't you just tell me that these things are...... Is that what it uses? How do you play? ”

Li He smiled and looked at Qianqian and Xiangxiang behind him, and the two girls immediately hung their heads shyly.

"You ......" Yun Lin froze: "You ridiculous boy! ”

After making a few sets of exquisite jewelry for his sister, Xiangxiang and Qianqianding, Li He and his party left Jinxiutang.

When he returned to the Taishi Mansion, someone immediately sent an invitation, Li He opened it suspiciously, it turned out to be an invitation from King Tengling, inviting him to be a guest at the Tengling Palace's Mansion in the capital tonight.