Chapter 209: Stealing Chickens Is Not a Bad Thing

Li He didn't expect that early the next morning, the emperor would take Fan Jian and dozens of entourages out of the palace and go to the Wuwei Marquis Mansion to find him, to try to ride the fire unicorn.

When the emperor came, Li He was still sleeping on the bed with Xiangxiang in his arms, and Xiangxiang hurriedly woke him up when the next person came to report.

Li Lin scolded and got up from the bed, let Xiangxiang serve him to wash and dress, and after grooming, he reluctantly went to the hall to "see the driver".

However, when he came to the hall and saw the emperor sitting and drinking tea with an excited face, he suddenly remembered that he was not wearing a helmet or covering his face, and he was directly facing the emperor.

Li He couldn't help but be stunned, thinking in his heart what to do if the emperor was furious after recognizing him. A few plans flashed through my mind subconsciously:

First, if you don't do it, you don't stop doing it, just kill the emperor, and then go out of the city and bring more than 1,000 tiger soldiers from outside into the city, kill the palace, and change the dynasty. When it comes to this, grandpa can't support himself if he doesn't want to;

Second, know it with affection, move it with reason, feel it with potential, lure it with profit, and laugh at it, but the hatred of the egg is no more than others, and it is not so easy to reconcile.

3. Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water and soup, they can do whatever they want, and they don't believe that the emperor dares to use a knife with him;

Four......

Li He stood stunned, thinking about the fourth plan, and the emperor had already gotten up and greeted him: "Li Qing's family." It's three poles in the day, and you're still sleeping, but let Lianhao wait! Could it be that he was reluctant to fire the Qilin and deliberately lay on the bed and didn't want to come to see the Lian, right?" Youji was thinking that he was about to ride the world-famous divine beast Fire Qilin, and the emperor's face was full of excitement and expectation, and his tone was affectionate, and he couldn't see anything unusual.

Li He didn't know that the emperor already knew that he was the one who abolished himself in the restaurant back then, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange at this time. Could it be that the emperor didn't recognize it? But since the emperor didn't pursue it, he was happy to pretend to be confused.

Seeing that Li He was a little dazed, the emperor walked up and patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Li Qingjia, you don't need this expression." As I said, I will choose my royal horse from now on. As long as you like it, it's no problem to pick 10 or 100 horses. You see. You have a fire unicorn, in exchange for a hundred excellent horses, you still have a profit. ”

Li He came back to his senses, smiled at the emperor a few times, and said, "Since the emperor loves his ministers so much, it is better for the ministers to be respectful than to obey their orders." There is no need for a hundred horses, only two horses are needed as mounts. ”

The emperor pretended to be generous and said: "Li Qing's family can go to the palace to choose later, and whichever horse you like, which one will return to the Qing family!"

As he spoke, the emperor's gaze suddenly froze. Looking straight at the side, Li He looked back, it turned out that Xiangxiang followed out, the little fox demon did not wear a veil, and the delicate and picturesque, fair and flawless face naturally attracted the emperor's attention.

Li He couldn't help but scold secretly, they all became eunuchs. It's still this color, it seems that it hasn't been castrated!

"Ahem, ahem!" Li He coughed heavily twice and said, "Your Majesty, it's not early." Shall we?"

The emperor sneered: "Lian now understands why the Qing family is still lying in bed and can't afford it." Hehe, I have heard for a long time that the beautiful concubines around Wu Weihou are like clouds, and when I saw them today, they really lived up to their reputation. Between speaking, his eyes were still firmly fixed on Xiangxiang's delicate face.

Seeing this situation, Li He, who was next to him, made up his mind in his heart, he must take care of this emperor boy today, whether he lives or dies!

Everyone left Wuwei Houfu, the emperor and Fan recommended a carriage, and Li He took another one with Xiangxiang, and asked the little fox demon to put on the veil by the way. The rest of the retinue, escorting dozens of horsemen, escorted the two carriages through Suzaku Street in front and back, left and right, and then drove towards the city gate through the main street.

After Li He returned to the capital with a fire unicorn, he temporarily let him stay in a forest on the outskirts of Beijing for royal hunting, a "Ming Garden".

Because of the great military exploits made by the fire unicorn Erfei with Li He in the southwest this time, it is not only spread among the people, but also in the army, its prestige is already on a par with some generals, and the soldiers privately call it the fire general or the fire master.

After the fire qilin moved into the Ming Garden yesterday, the Praetorian guards of the Ming Garden immediately tripled, not only for fear that this fire master would run around and hurt the people, but also for fear that someone would disturb its rest. The story of the divine beast burning the judgment army on the city of Gong has long been spread all over the world. If you provoke this fire master, it spits out a mouthful of fire casually, and doesn't burn this forest?

But fortunately, the fire unicorn is not easy to move, as soon as it enters the Ming Garden, it will lie lazily on the ground with its eyelids drooping, and it will be a day and a night, neither need to eat nor Lasa, so it is very easy to serve.

"It's... This is the Fire Kirin?" Seeing the fire unicorn lying in the middle of a meadow, the emperor couldn't help but be a little stunned, his voice trembled, and even the legs under the robe trembled slightly. Although he had been saying that he wanted to take this Tianshan Divine Beast as a mount and be majestic, when he really saw the fire qilin, he couldn't suppress the fear in his heart.

Sensing Li He's approach, the fire qilin immediately opened his eyes and got up, his huge body shook violently twice, and the lin pieces on his body made a crackling sound, which made the emperor and everyone accompanying him stunned.

"Throat ...... The fire qilin roared lowly, and the emperor and the others subconsciously took a few steps back, looking terrified.

Li He smiled secretly, stepped forward and patted Erfei's head, pulled the horns around its neck and turned over and sat on it

The Praetorian Guards present were stunned, and then burst into applause, in their opinion, to be able to ride on the back of this terrible big creature is already quite amazing.

Li He patted the fire unicorn on the head, leaned over to his ear and whispered: Let the emperor kid ride up later, and throw him well. After finishing the instructions, he turned over and jumped in front of the emperor, and made a gesture of invitation with a smile.

At this time, everyone's eyes moved to the emperor again.

"Your Majesty. Please. Li He said with a smile.

Fan Jian next to him hurriedly said: "This ...... Wu Wei Hou, the temper of the fire unicorn...... Isn't it okay? ”

Li He glanced at him: "Temper? Luckily, I've never fallen. ”

Fan Jian and the emperor both breathed a sigh of relief, but they didn't want Li He to add another sentence: "I can't guarantee the others......"

The emperor grabbed Li He's arm and asked nervously, "Li Aiqing, is it ...... It's not going to drop the couplet, is it?"

Li He pulled out his hand and said, "This minister can't guarantee that although the fire unicorn is a divine beast and is quite spiritual, it is still a beast after all...... If the emperor is worried, the ministers should not try to ride, so as not to hurt the dragon body. The minister can't afford it.

Hearing this, the emperor hesitated. Seeing that the Praetorian Guard soldiers and a few entourages around him were all looking at themselves, especially the veiled beauty in a white dress not far away, Xiangxiang, who was also looking at this side, finally gritted her teeth and beckoned, and said: "Li Aiqing is right, no matter how divine the fire unicorn is, no matter how spiritual it is, it is just a beast, and the union does not believe that it cannot be subdued."

Fan Jian looked at the lantern-sized eyes of the fire unicorn lantern, and there was a faint hint of fierceness, and his heart tightened. hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, it's not very good today, so it's better to ...... Why don't you try it another day? ”

The emperor glanced up and said impatiently: "What is the bad weather, but the sky is good today!" Manager Fan, don't you think that the joint ride can't be a fire unicorn?"

"This ...... The old slave didn't dare. ”

The emperor looked left and right. In the flattery of several entourages, he put his hands behind his back, slightly straightened his chest, and raised his head. Pretending to be calm, he walked towards the fire unicorn. However, Li He clearly saw that his feet trembled slightly, and he was obviously afraid in his heart.

Standing five steps in front of the Fire Qilin, the Emperor stopped and said with a forced smile in a somewhat weak voice: "Fire ...... Fire Kirin, Joint ...... Lian was the emperor of the Great Xia Kingdom. The whole world is not the king's land, you ...... Where you are, is the territory of Lian. The beast of Shenzhou is not the king to ride, and the ...... Lian wants you to be Lian's mount, you ...... You must not fail to obey ......"

Li He crossed his hands in front of his chest, lazily watching the emperor grinding in front of the fire qilin, and he was already impatient to wait. The fire unicorn is a divine beast of the Tianshan Mountains, psychic, and human words are naturally understandable, but the emperor's combination of soft and hard is impossible to use. In the eyes of this divine beast, which onion is the emperor of mankind?

After grunting for a while, the emperor was ready to follow Li He's example, stretched out his hand and grabbed the horns of the fire qilin, ready to jump on his back.

At this moment, a change suddenly occurred!

"Roar, roar!!" The fire qilin shook its head violently and roared loudly, its sound like thunder, shaking the four fields.

The emperor was swayed by this, and this person was thrown up, but fortunately, several of the people who went out of the palace with him were masters in the palace, and when they saw this, they hurriedly jumped up into the air and caught him steadily.

Everyone present was terrified, and they didn't know why the Fire Qilin suddenly became angry. Looking at the Tianshan Divine Beast with a faint red light all around, fierce eyes, and red flames oozing from its mouth and nose, they were all frightened and retreated.

"Roar!!" The fire qilin roared angrily at the emperor who was caught by the Ouchi master, and the flames erupted instantly, and the two Ouchi masters hurriedly hugged the emperor and jumped away sideways, but the placket was still burned a lot, making him disgraced. The three eunuchs who were originally standing behind them were not so lucky, and in the blink of an eye, they were burned to ashes by the high temperature flames, and they didn't even have time to scream.

Seeing that Emperor Han was burned by the flames, the fire qilin lowered his body slightly, as if he was ready to pounce, which suddenly made several Ouchi masters and the surrounding Praetorian Guards nervous and scared, and they didn't know what to do.

Li He only reacted, jumped forward, raised his foot and kicked the fire qilin's head. The Tianshan Divine Beast was kicked and stumbled, and almost fell to the ground.

The fire qilin immediately stood up again, looked at it angrily, roared twice, and couldn't help but be stunned when he saw that it was Li He.

"Holy! You beast! You don't even listen to me!!" Li He scolded as he raised his foot and kicked the fire qilin's back and abdomen.

He was really angry this time, he didn't expect the fire qilin to not do what he told him, the emperor threw him out before he could ride it, and he didn't fall to the ground at all, it was really a waste of this great opportunity to rectify him in the bright light, but Li He was also very strange in his heart, since he used violence to force the fire qilin to follow him, this big guy has always been quite obedient, why did he behave like this today, except for the first time in the cave of the Tianshan Mountain, it was the first time he saw the fire qilin so angry.

In fact, Li He didn't know that the reason why the fire qilin suddenly had such a big reaction was mainly due to the emperor's physique. Because he was caught by Li He a few years ago and broke the bird's egg, the current emperor is no different from a eunuch. Human beings in the world, men are yang. Women are yin, and those who are neither male nor female, neither yin nor yang, are aliens, which is against the natural way of the world. So when the Emperor approached and touched the Fire Qilin, it instinctively felt that it had been desecrated. Immediately he became furious.

At this time, under Li He's punches and kicks. The fire unicorn had already rolled on the ground a few times, and the roar in its mouth had turned into a wail of "woo".

The people around saw the fire unicorn who was still majestic and powerful just now, and was beaten by Li He like a puppy in a blink of an eye, and they were all dumbfounded, if they didn't see it in person, it would be really unbelievable.

And our Emperor His Majesty was lying in the arms of two Ouchi masters, staring blankly at the sky, his lips trembling, and his limbs stiff. He looked overly frightened. Fan Jian on the side even found that the emperor's crotch was wet, obviously frightened and incontinent.

The king of a country was so frightened that he was incontinent in public, if this was spread out, where was the royal face, and he was busy letting two Ouchi masters and a few retinues carry the emperor back to the carriage. Go back to the city first.

Here Li He was still teaching the fire qilin, and Xiangxiang saw that the emperor had been carried into the carriage and left, so he walked over and said softly: "Master, they have already left." ”

"Gone?" Li He was stunned, turned around, and saw that the emperor and his entourage were no longer there, only the three black corpses charred by the fire qilin were still standing in place, and the surrounding forbidden soldiers were all silent, not daring to make a sound.

Li He straightened his clothes and said, "Then let's go too." After that, he kicked the fire qilin lying on the ground and leaning his head, and shouted: "Next time, if you dare to act against my orders, see how I clean you up!"

The fire unicorn looked aggrieved, and whined in response. At this time, the forbidden soldiers next to him looked at Li He's eyes, and they were already full of admiration and worship.

To Li He's surprise, after returning to Wuwei Houfu, his subordinates actually told him that Fan Jian, the head of the inner house, had been waiting for a long time.

Li He couldn't help but wonder, the emperor was carried into the carriage horizontally, it is estimated that he was frightened, Fan Jian did not accompany the emperor back to the palace, and actually ran to his house, could it be that Xingshi asked for the guilt? Wouldn't that the eunuch emperor be scared to death like this?!

As soon as Li He and Xiangxiang stepped into the hall, Fan Jian got up and greeted him, and went to the ground: "The old slave is waiting for the master."

Li He was stunned, although Fan Jian was only a eunuch, he was also the head of the inner house, and the big celebrity around the emperor and the queen mother, he had never seen him give such a big gift to people other than the emperor and the queen mother.

"Mr. Fan, what is this for?" Li He said lightly, but he didn't step forward to help, sat down by himself, and motioned for Xiangxiang to pour a cup of tea for himself.

Fan Jian didn't even get up, just bent over and said, "The old slave is here to apologize to the waiting master."

"Apologize? What is Mr. Fan's crime?" Li He vaguely guessed the intention of this old gelding.

Fan Jian straightened up slightly and said, "For Nalambo."

Li He said blankly: "Nalambo? What Narambo?" Turning his head to Xiangxiang again, he asked, "Xiangxiang, do you know a person named Nalambo?"

Xiangxiang shook her head: "Xiangxiang doesn't know."

Li He looked innocent, and smiled helplessly at Fan Xuan: "Manager Fan, you are probably mistaken, I don't know any Nalambo."

Fan Recommendan laughed twice and said slowly: "Master Hou, you know that the old slave is a eunuch, he can't have children, and he won't have offspring. Only my sister has a relative, and my sister only has a son, Nalan Bo, and now Nalan Bo has been published by Ling Chi, if the old slave has offended the Hou Ye, it should be regarded as atonement, and I hope that the Hou Ye will raise his noble hand and spare the old slave's sister and brother-in-law. He didn't know what entanglement Nalan Bo had with Li He, let alone the grievances between Nalan Bo and Wanli Dart and the relationship between Li He and Wanli Dart Bureau, and thought that the Wuwei Hou in front of him dealt with the Nalan family completely because of his Fan recommended relationship. Li He glanced at him and said leisurely: "What Manager Fan said, why can't Ben Hou understand it?" What a punishment for Ling Chi. What sister and brother-in-law, are you playing dumb riddles with Ben Hou? ”

The muscles on Fan Xuan's face twitched, as if he was trying his best to restrain his emotions, still kept smiling, and said in a low voice: "Master Hou, as long as you are willing to let go of the old slave's sister and brother-in-law, the old slave is willing to serve the dog and horse for the Hou master......"

Li He sneered in his heart, this Fan recommended that he was playing Infernal Affairs with him. He didn't believe that he had given the old gelding's only nephew to Ling Chi, and that he could still do the "dog and horse work" to himself. Maybe this time I came, it was all at the behest of the Queen Mother.

"Manager Fan, you lost your sister and brother-in-law, don't come to Laiben to wait."

"Waiting for the ......"

"Mr. Fan. Please come back. Li He half-squinted his eyes and waved his hand.

"Waiting. Excuse me...... The sister of the old slave, is it ...... Are you still alive?" Fan Jian's voice trembled slightly.

Li He smiled faintly and said, "Send off."

Fan Jian sighed lowly, turned around to leave, and when he walked to the door of the hall, he heard Li He's voice again: "Manager Fan doesn't know if I've ever heard such a poem."

Fan Jian stopped when he heard the sound, turned around, and looked at Li He in confusion.

Li He said slowly: "On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops are ...... the soil."

"Huh?" Fan Jian was puzzled, and he didn't know what he meant by reading this poem at this time.

"Cutting the grass does not remove the roots. The spring breeze blows and grows. The next sentence that the bull's head was not right to the horse's tail made Manager Fan's face sink, and the meaning that Li He wanted to express couldn't be clearer.

"Manager Fan, although the grass roots are deep, they are not ineliminable, now the earth is empty, and there are no weeds in sight, if the grass roots are restless and dare to rise up, then don't blame Benhou's hoe for being merciless."

Fan Jian felt a chill down his spine when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "The old slave retires", and left the Wuwei Hou Mansion quickly.

Seeing Fan Jian leaving, Li He smiled, stood up and clapped his hands, and said to Xiangxiang next to him: "Let's go to the palace too." ”

"Huh? Master, what are we going to do in the palace?" Xiangxiang wondered.

Li He smiled mysteriously: "Go and pick a wedding gift for Li Laohei!"

Half an hour later, inside the Imperial Palace.

"Waiting for the master...... This...... That's all the horses. The little eunuch and several guards of the Imperial Horse Prison followed behind Li He and Xiangxiang, sweating profusely, and said with a smile.

Li He glanced at them and snorted coldly, "You dare to play tricks? The emperor's royal horseman is like this, your head should have moved a long time ago!"

"Waiting for the master...... It's true...... That's really all there is to it. The little eunuch's heart couldn't help but feel a little empty.

Li He continued to wander around and said, "Ben Hou was ordered by the emperor to choose a mount, if you dare to deliberately block it, be careful of your head!"

"The little ones don't dare...... Don't dare to ......" The little eunuch was nodding his head like a chicken pecking rice, and suddenly found that Li He had already walked towards a back door of the Xiangxiang Imperial Horse Supervisor, and couldn't help but get anxious: "Master Hou!" Master Hou! ~I can't go there, I can't go......"

Li He was annoyed by the noise, and glanced at Xiangxiang, the little fox demon immediately waved his sleeves back, and several little eunuchs, grooms, and guards of the imperial horse prison fell to the ground and wailed.

Li He pushed the door in, only to see that there was still a stable inside the small door, but it was obviously a grade higher than the outside. Five horses are lined up in five stables, and several grooms are grooming and adding forage to them.

"The two of you are ......" A horseman stepped forward and asked, seeing that Li He and Xiangxiang had extraordinary temperaments, and could freely enter and leave the imperial horse prison in civilian clothes, they knew that their status was not low, and they were also respectful when they spoke.

Li He looked at the two most powerful horses, one black and one white, and asked, "What are the names of these two horses?"

The groom replied, "The black one is called the black ball, and the white one is called the white stone." They are the emperor's favorite mounts, and their names are all taken by the emperor himself. ”

"Black balls? Shiraishi?" Li He smiled: "This emperor is really illiterate, taking such a earthy name, it sounds like an AV actress." But it's a good horse, at least it looks good......"

Li He snapped his fingers and said, "I want them, Xiangxiang, take them away, let's go home."

Xiangxiang immediately stepped forward to pull the "black ball" The groom was shocked, and hurriedly came up to stop him: "This son...... You guys...... Who are you? This...... This is the emperor's favorite horse! Girl...... Move...... Can't move! Don't ...... at every turn"

Before the groom finished speaking, he was already turned over by Xiangxiang and fell out a few feet away.

The other grooms looked nervous and scared and wanted to come up to stop them, but when they saw Xiangxiang's eyes, they retreated again, not knowing what to do.

Li He said: "You don't have to worry, you were ordered by the emperor to choose a mount." Yesterday in the Hall of Might, the emperor said it in front of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs. In the future, he will be a candidate for any royal horse, which one he chooses, and how many he wants! If anyone has a strange ritual, you can ask him to come to Wuwei Houfu to find this candidate!" After saying that, he turned around and left, and Xiangxiang led two horses, one black and one white, and followed closely.

The groom, who had just been thrown to the ground by Xiangxiang, got up at this time, shook his dazed head, and saw that the "black ball" and "white stone" were no longer there. I couldn't help but pat my thigh and shout "It's not good!", seeing the indifferent looks of the other grooms next to him, he hurriedly said, "Why did you let him take the horse away?" If the emperor blames this, what should it be!?"

The groom said, "Do you know who that man is?"

"Who goes, no one can take the emperor's favorite imperial horse away!"

"That's Wu Weihou!"

"Wu Wei Hou?"

"yes." What he said just now was to pick a mount on the order of the emperor, and if you have any objections, you can go to Wuwei Houfu to find him. ”

"Oh...... Wu Wei Hou ...... Then it's fine. The groom breathed a sigh of relief.

The next day, the news that the general Li Bu was going to marry Lin Hong, the daughter of Lord Lin, spread almost all over the capital, and the number of people who went to Daohe was countless, all of them were envious that the Lin family had such a young and promising general's son-in-law.

Of course. As the best friend of Li Bu, Li He also brought congratulatory gifts to Loei.

"It's just a marriage, so many people congratulate, and when it comes to the wedding day, what a lively situation it should be!" Li He stood beside Li Bu, looking at the big and small officials and generals who came in and out to congratulate him. I couldn't help but sigh.

Li Bu smiled bitterly: "The reason why there are so many people is not all for the sake of the face of Taishi Li and the Li family. Alas~, now I have also become a general of the Li family, and I have been pulled into the water by you. “

Li He patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "What was pulled into the water by me." You're already in the water! Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a Li tie collar. ”

Li Bu said: "Yes, it is good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, and there is really nothing bad about it." But the matchmaker your grandfather brought me is too inopportune......"

Li Ying, who was standing behind her, also pouted and said, "That's it, if you don't get married sooner or later, you get married when there is a war in the Northeast, so I can't go." Obviously, in the Pacification War in the Southwest, this belligerent girl was not enough to be a general, and she wanted to go out with the army again. However, the elder brother is getting married, and there is no reason for her to be absent as a sister.

Li Lin said helplessly: "You brothers and sisters are really a virtue, if I had a choice, I would rather have a hundred weddings than bother to fight again." ”

Li Ying snorted: "Of course you are willing to hold a hundred weddings, there are a hundred brides to marry, and it is not beautiful for you!" ”

"Hehe......" Li He laughed dryly, and quickly changed the topic: "How is it?" What does the girl of the Lin family look like? Isn't it pretty?"

Before Li Bu could answer, Li Ying had already reprimanded; "Don't have a bad idea, my brother and you are brothers-in-arms, and the wives of friends can't be bullied!"

Li Lin smiled bitterly: "Who said I was going to have a bad idea......

Li Ying snorted: "People like you, when you see a beautiful woman, there is nothing you don't want."

Li He blinked, looked at her and said, "But someone doesn't look very good, and his little temperament is still very strong, why should I want it?"

As soon as Li Ying heard this, her small mouth pouted even more, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she reached out to pinch Li He's arm: "Do you say I'm ugly?" Do you think I'm being rude? Good! Ben girl...... No, General Ben is just not pretty, just not gentle, so what! And no one is forcing you to marry someone!"

Li He dodged and blocked, and teased with a smile: I don't know who said in the southwest: This girl is gentle and considerate, Bing Xue is smart, and it is your blessing to be able to marry this girl, why is it not gentle and beautiful when you return to the capital? Is there a geographical restriction on this gentleness and beauty? ”

Li Ying stomped his feet and pulled Li Bu and said, "Brother, look at him, he's bullying people now." ”

Li Bu smiled: "It's not easy to find someone who can bully you, by the way, Brother Li, I heard a friend from the Praetorian Guard say that yesterday the emperor was going to test ride your fire unicorn, but he was so scared that he peed his pants, and he was sick in bed after going back." I didn't even get to the morning this morning. ”

Li He pursed his lips: "It's just that kid is too timid." "I regret that I couldn't let the fire qilin smash the emperor hard, but I was paralyzed by fright, but it was still not enjoyable.

"Heh, don't say he's cowardly, you can let me ride. I don't dare. Libu laughed.

"Lao Li, do you think I brought you any congratulatory gifts?" Li He said as he suddenly grabbed Li Bu's shoulder and said mysteriously.

"What do we have to do with each other. You can just come, and get some kind of congratulatory gifts. It's not that you don't know me, or you're a rough man, and there's no shortage of gold and silver, and you don't understand treasures. ”

Li He smiled and said, "I will definitely like this congratulatory gift!" After speaking, he turned around and asked Xiangxiang in a low voice, "Where's the congratulatory gift?"

Xiangxiang replied: "I was led out for a walk by Niu Da."

Li He lost his voice: "Huh? Pulled out for a walk by those three cows?! Make no mistake, they don't look at their own size, isn't this animal cruelty! Quick, go get the three of them back!"

Xiangxiang left in response, while Li Bu and Li Ying looked puzzled.

Not for a while. Xiangxiang came back with three oxen, followed by two horses, one black and one white. But the two horses had clearly just gone through a vigorous exercise, and were bowed and panting, and not lightly tired.

As soon as Niu Da saw Li He, he came up excitedly and said, "Master." These two horses are really good! Ordinary horses can't run anymore with me, but this little black horse can bounce with me and Niu Er, it's really good, it's good!

Li He couldn't believe her and said, "You...... You two ride a horse?"

Niu Er nodded and said, "Yes." Master, this horse is really good, when will you get a few for us to ride. ”

Li He patted his forehead and said to Xiangxiang: Hurry up and check it, the two horses are broken, are they ......?"

"Don't worry, master, the bones of these two horses are very strong, and they are not broken!" Niu San said with a smile.

Li He flew up, kicked Niu San on the heel, and said hatefully: "You three cows, horses can only be disposable items for you, no matter how good the horse is, it can't withstand your tossing!" After that, he whispered again: "Another day, just take out the emperor's little eunuch's imperial horse and let this cow ride it, although they are all disposable, there are also good and bad quality......"

When Li Bu and Li Ying saw these two horses, they were fascinated and looked around for a long time.

"Good guy, Brother Li, where did you get these two horses? It's really a one-in-a-thousand...... Ah no, it's one in a million! It's several times better than the mount I died on in the Northern Frontier!" Li Bu sighed with a twinkle in his eyes.

Li He smiled and said, "That is, these two horses are the emperor's two best imperial horses."

"Mima?!" Li Bu was taken aback.

"Yes, you forgot, the day before yesterday in the Mighty Palace, the emperor asked my fire unicorn as a mount, so he wanted to choose his imperial horse as I could. I've promised him to come and test ride, but he can't ride it himself, so it's no wonder I'm not going to blame. And as he said, you don't joke, so I went and led two of the best horses. Li He explained with a smile.

At this time, Li Ying had already turned over the white royal horse, and said happily: "Li Laohu, I want this white horse."

Li He was stunned: "Li Laohu? I said Ying'er, you accepted my gift, so why don't you call my brother to listen. ”

"You...... You're the baby! You dead tiger! Bad Tiger!"

Li He smiled and said, "Do you know what the emperor named these two horses?"

Li Bu said: "Last time, the governor of the Western Regions paid tribute to a jujube red sweat and blood horse, and the emperor gave it to the emperor who was still the crown prince at the time, and the emperor named the horse 'Red Beauty'. I guess these two horses are called 'White Beauty' and 'Black Girl', right?"

Li He laughed and said, "If only the 'White Beauty' and the 'Black Girl' would be okay." Pity the two peerless horses, who were given the names of 'Black Ball' and 'White Stone' by the illiterate emperor. ”

"Black balls? Shiraishi? Hahahaha...... "Li Ying, who was on the horse, listened to Li He's words, laughed so hard that she only covered her stomach.

Niu Daya also said: "That's it, the name chosen by the emperor is too earthy, and it doesn't sound good at all." ”

Li He scoffed: "You two are no better," and said to Li Bu, "Do you know what the three of them named these two horses?"

"What's the name?" Is it a white cow or a black cow?"

Li He said: "Niu San named them 'black pepper' and 'white radish', and Niu Er named them 'black flour cake' and 'white cotton filling', only Niu Da's name is not related to eating, it is 'black impermanence' and 'white impermanence'."

Li Ying, who was on the horse, was already laughing silently, and tears were oozing out.

Li Bu smiled: "I think you have already given them a new name, Brother Li?"

Li He nodded with a smile, straightened his throat, and said, "I pondered for a night and gave them two beautiful and majestic names." As he spoke, he looked at the black horse and said, "It's called 'Black Whirlwind'!" looked at the white horse ridden by Li Ying again: "It, 'White Agarwood'!"

Li Ying slipped off the horse, but fortunately, Xiangxiang caught her quickly.