"Rare and weird." The black cat turned around and pouted.

“…… Did you hear it all? "Speaking ill of people behind his back was broken, which made Luo Yun very embarrassed.

The black cat didn't answer, just snorted coldly and put on a cold expression, letting him experience it for himself.

Luo Yun was about to apologize, but suddenly thought of a question: "Hey, wait, I didn't say that silently just now, I just thought about it casually, how do you know?" ”

"Is there a difference between meditating and thinking?" The black cat asked.

"This ......" Luo Yun was asked, and he couldn't figure out whether there was a difference between the two.

However, he didn't dwell on this matter, but asked, "If you can check what I think at will, then I don't have any privacy in front of you?" ”

The black cat replied, "You are a human and I am a cat, and the species are different, how can I be interested in your privacy?" ”

Luo Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

The black cat then said: "For example, you are still wetting the bed when you are eight years old, so you have been mixed doubles by your parents many times; When I was twelve, I ran to the women's toilet with a few friends to 'explore', but I was bumped into by the female homeroom teacher and made a review of the teachers and students of the school at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday. and when I was in junior high school, I had a crush on the same table, and I wanted to confess but didn't dare, but I was first taken by the people in the next class; And your account password on the grass pomegranate forum, etc., I'm not interested! ”

it!

You've gone through all my privacy since I was a child, and you're embarrassed to say you're not interested?

Is there anything you're not interested in? I believe in your wickedness!

The black cat tilted its head and looked at him: "You seem to be a little upset?" ”

Luo Yun said angrily: "Nonsense! It's going to be on you, can you be happy? ”

"That's right......" the black cat muttered for a moment. Then I promise you that in the future, without your consent, I will not snoop into your heart's thoughts again. ”

Luo Yun breathed a sigh of relief: "Really? ”

The black cat nodded: "Of course it's true, after all, we have to get along for a long time in the future, so we have to make you feel at ease." ”

"What? Long-term relationship? Luo Yun's heart, which he had just put down, instantly lifted it up again.

This black cat is quite a poisonous tongue, and it can make people half dead in a few words, and get along with it for a long time, I'm afraid that it won't be long before it will be angry and have a heart attack, right?

Don't! I don't want to be by a cat! That's so shameless!

"Can't you go and harm other people? Why did you target me? Luo Yun wanted to cry without tears.

The black cat replied angrily, "Do you think I want to?" You are a stupid master who doesn't understand anything...... Apprentice, I'm also very helpless! But who made you qualified as the heir of Emperor Xudu? As your guide, I can only stay by your side and give you guidance so that you can pass the assessment as soon as possible, become the true heir, and eventually become the Emperor of Xudu. ”

"You just wanted to talk about the master, right?" Luo Yun keenly captured a key.

"Nope!" A trace of panic flashed in the black cat's blood-red eyes, and he hurriedly denied it: "You heard it wrong, what I said is obviously an apprentice!" It seems that you are not only stupid, but also have problems with your ears. Hmph, how could a stupid human like you be my master? ”

"Huh." Luo Yun sneered twice, with an expression that I had seen through you, and then asked curiously: "You said that you are my guide, so what can you lead me to do?" Is it to teach me how to practice? Or teach me to draw talismans and cast spells? ”

The black cat shook his head and said, "I can't teach you this, you have to search for it yourself." What I can do is to give you some advice to avoid detours and answer some questions that you don't understand. ”

Luo Yun frowned and said: "You've been a consultant for a long time, and what kind of guide do you say, this is a ......."

The corners of the black cat's eyes twitched, and the anger was enough.

Meow a mi, are you embarrassed to say that I have a poisonous tongue? You're no better! If you are not the heir of Emperor Xudu, this meow must scratch your face full of flowers!

The black cat was angry, but Luo Yun suddenly asked, "Do you usually eat?" ”

In Luo Yun's opinion, this black cat mostly exists in a special spirit form, so ordinary people can't see it. Since the black cat has to follow him all the time, the question of whether to eat or not has to be figured out...... In fact, he has always wanted to get a cat.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he heard the word 'eat', both ears of the black cat were pricked up, and he even forgot to be angry, and nodded busily: "Eat, eat, eat!" ”

Luo Yun understood at a glance. This black cat is not only venomous, but also a foodie!

"And what do you eat? Cat food? ”

"I don't eat cat food!" The black cat looked disgusted, "I only eat fresh beef and fish." Well, fresh saury is the best, and salmon is good! ”

The black cat licked her lips with a look of eagerness to eat the delicious food she had ordered right away.

Luo Yun almost didn't blow up: "Fresh saury and salmon? Do you have to be so demanding? Do you know how expensive these fish are? Why don't you say you want to eat shark fin bird's nest? ”

"Hey, can you eat shark fin bird's nest? So good? The black cat looked expectant.

"Of course not! I haven't even eaten any of these yet. Luo Yun refused without hesitation.

No wonder people call their cats masters, this Nima wants to eat and drink well, what is the difference between raising a cat and providing an emperor at home?

"Stingy!" The black cat looked disdainful.

Luo Yun said angrily: "I'm just a poor student, my monthly living expenses are limited, and I don't even dare to talk about my girlfriend, at most, I will provide you with some cat food, don't pick and choose, I don't like this or that, don't eat it." As for saury and salmon...... I'll talk about it when I have the money. ”

The black cat sighed resentfully: "Okay, cat food is cat food, it's better than nothing, who let me put up a poor ghost like you." ”

"Can you still have a nice chat?" Luo Yun was full of black lines.

At this moment, a strong heat wave suddenly rose in his body and swept through his body in an instant! It felt like he was being roasted on a fire, and his body was hot and painful both inside and out.

"What's going on? What happened to my body? Luo Yun was taken aback and hurriedly told the black cat about the sudden situation.

The black cat did not insult its identity as a guide, and explained: "This is caused by the yang wish power in your body, which far exceeds the yin wish power, which makes the yin and yang out of harmony and breeds internal fire. It's not a big deal, at most you'll be burned to death by this internal fire. ”

Was it burned or was it not a big deal?

Don't you want to be so ruthless! Do you really want to change owners?

But at this time, Luo Yun didn't care about getting angry, and asked anxiously: "What is the power of yin and yang?" Am I not the heir of Emperor Xudu? How could he still be burned to death by willpower? That's too frustrating, isn't it? What can I do so that I don't get burned to death? ”