Chapter 106: You begged me, not me
"The most intuitive way to judge the progress of soul injury is to look at when the epilepsy symptoms occur. The evening is the early stage, the afternoon is the middle stage, and the late stage is the middle of the day! If you really get to the later stage, no one will be able to save you. ”
"This ......"
Duan Ji's mouth opened wide.
If you don't believe it, what Luo Yun said is the Tao.
But you have to believe it, Luo Yun's age, as well as the weirdness and weirdness of this disease, made him a little suspicious.
Luo Yun saw this, took out a piece of yellow paper from his schoolbag, took the wolf pen he bought in the online forum, quickly sketched a few strokes on the yellow paper, and then folded it into a small triangle and handed it to Duan Ji.
"I know you're still suspicious, it's okay, you take this piece of paper and wait for two days before opening it after complications appear. Then you will know if I have what it takes to cure this disease. But one thing you have to keep in mind is that you should never open it until complications appear, otherwise it will lose its effectiveness. In addition, my phone number is also written on yellow paper, remember to copy it down before opening it. ”
Duan Ji was a little confused, and said in his heart What is the situation, do you think you are Zhuge Wuhou, and give me a 'trick'?
But confused to confused, he still accepted the small triangle folded into yellow paper and put it close to his body.
After all, I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if!
As soon as Duan Ji wanted to thank him, he heard Luo Yun say again: "I won't charge you for this, but if you want to ask me for treatment, I will charge for it, and it's not cheap, you'd better prepare in advance, pay the money with one hand and treat the disease with the other." ”
Duan Ji was stunned for a moment and asked, "How much is it not cheap?" ”
Luo Yun stretched out five fingers and quoted the price: "500,000!" ”
"What?"
"Half a million?"
Not only Duan Ji, but even the passers-by around were stunned by this price.
It costs 500,000 yuan to cure a disease? Do you think it's a liver for a kidney?
Shen Qin exclaimed: "You're too outrageous, aren't you?" ”
"500,000 to buy back a life, is this price outrageous? The other thing you have to make clear is that you are begging me for help, not me begging you for money. When you come to me for treatment, remember to have a proper attitude, otherwise you will not be accepted! ”
Throwing down this sentence, Luo Yun got on his bicycle and left without looking back.
"Old Duan, what do you think?" Looking at Luo Yun's distant back, Shen Qin asked her husband.
Duan Ji shook his head, he didn't know whether to believe Luo Yun or not. touched the small yellow paper triangle that was placed close to him, and said hesitantly: "Let's see if there are really complications first......
When the people around him heard this, they were all speechless.
Because Duan Ji's subtext is: as long as there are complications and the note given by Luo Yun can work, then he will go to Luo Yun for medical advice.
That's 500,000 yuan for treatment!
Not five hundred, not even fifty!
That's how you earned it?
The crowd was amazed and envious.
"How profitable is it to study medicine? Wait for my baby's college entrance examination, and let him take the medical school entrance examination! A passer-by said.
As soon as he spoke, he was refuted by others: "Pull it down, do you think all those who study medicine can make so much money?" Impossible. My daughter is a doctor, and when she was in school, she was as tired as a dog. When I came out to work, I thought it would be easier, but I didn't expect it to be worse than a dog! I have to be angry every day, and the salary is not much, so I feel distressed to death. ”
After a short while, the ambulance and the traffic police arrived one after another.
After leaving contact information for the police and applying for insurance, Duan Ji and Shen Qin got into an ambulance and went to the hospital to check and deal with the injuries first, and then went to the traffic accident squadron to deal with the follow-up matters.
These things have nothing to do with Luo Yun.
He rode his bicycle and hurried home.
The black cat sitting in the front of the car said: "That's right, I cheated another 500,000." ”
Luo Yun was not happy and corrected: "How can it be called a lie? I'm making money by my skills! Besides, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I am also doing good deeds and accumulating virtue. ”
Surprisingly, the black cat didn't quarrel this time, but readily agreed: "Yes, yes, you are doing good deeds and accumulating virtue." ”
"What do you want to do?" Luo Yun squinted at the black cat.
There must be demons in the abnormal world, and the little thing black cat has not continued to have a poisonous tongue, it must have a plan!
Sure enough, the black cat laughed and said, "You made 500,000 yuan, don't you plan to treat you or something?" ”
This product is really worried about the money that has not yet arrived!
Luo Yun said angrily: "What if I don't invite? ”
"Then I'll scratch you to death!" The black cat threatened with two small paws.
It's a pity that its appearance is too cute, even if it is ruthless, it has no deterrent effect, but gives people a feeling of 'super fierce' cuteness.
Luo Yun couldn't help laughing: "Okay, you won." When I get the money, I'll buy you a few pounds of saury, salmon or something, okay? ”
"That's pretty much it." The black cat was satisfied.
"But I don't want to eat salmon or saury anymore. Although they taste good, what you sell here is frozen, not fresh. A few days ago, we took your mobile phone to surf the Internet, and saw that you have a fish pond here to raise a river group, how about you take me and let me eat the fresh river group directly in the fish pond? Don't worry, Jiang Tuan is not expensive, and it won't cost you much money. ”
"Is it all about eating?"
The black cat said: "It's rare to come to the world again, of course you have to eat and drink." Besides, I don't have to work, I don't have to buy a house or a car, and I don't have anything else to worry about except food and drink. ”
"Lao Tie is pierced in the heart! How do I feel as if I don't live as well as a cat......" Luo Yun felt sad.
"You're not as good as a creature, not just a cat?" The black cat stabbed again, and then asked: "How is it, do you agree, give a quasi-word!" ”
"Okay. When I receive the 500,000 yuan, I will charter a fish pond for you and let you be the owner of the fish pond. Luo Yun said.
"Really?" The black cat was overjoyed, his eyes lit up, and his horns flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
"Of course it's fake." Luo Yun said angrily: "Do you know how expensive it is to charter a fish pond?" ”
The black cat waved his little paw and said, "Forget it, I don't expect you to really buy me a fish pond, as long as you take me to a full meal." ”
One person and one cat complain and quarrel every day, and the feelings and tacit understanding gradually deepen in this process.