Chapter 5 The little couple quarreled

After having lunch with the two beauties, Yang Yi returned to school, and then lay on the table boredly, listening to the teacher drowsily, and waited until the end of class in the evening.

"New arrival, if you have a seed, you will come to the small forest, the old lady is waiting for you!"

Xia Xia stood up expressionlessly, glanced at Yang Yi with contempt, and then walked out of the classroom with her schoolbag.

"Boy, you're dead, Xia Xia's cousin is a man of the road!"

Chen Tianhao stretched out his middle finger at Yang Yi, with a gloating look in his eyes, and turned around and left with a group of younger brothers.

Yang Yi didn't say anything, and after walking out of the classroom, he came to the small forest that Xia Xia said.

This small forest is a place for students to enjoy the shade in the summer, Yang Yi walked over and saw some loving couples sitting hand in hand, some bold ones were snuggled in the arms of the man, and some Yang Yi even saw a pair kissing at a corner.

A few minutes later, Yang Yi crossed a small road, and suddenly it was dark in front of him, and the street lights on both sides disappeared here, and it was pitch black all around.

Yang Yi stopped, a strange light flashed in his eyes, and then a bright light flashed quickly at the center of his eyebrows, and Yang Yi's pupils changed color slightly.

"There!"

Yang Yi sneered, and then quickly walked towards a somewhat desolate corner, and then stopped to look at the gangsters in front of him.

"New here, you really have the courage to come!" Xia Xia said coldly as a tall man stood there.

"Xia Xia, is this the kid you are talking about?"

The tall man behind him stepped forward, and the bald head of 1.85 meters was instantly more than a head taller than Yang Yi, and the other party stared at Yang Yi condescendingly, and said: "Boy, you actually dare to offend Xia Xia, today Uncle let you know who you can't mess with!"

"Little brothers, give me a hard fix for this kid, as long as I don't kill him!"

"Okay!"

When the words fell, the five or six angry people stood up from behind the man, several of them holding sticks, boards and bricks in their hands, and looked at Yang Yi with ruthless faces.

"So many people bullied me?" Yang Yi said with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense with him, give it to me!" the tall man waved his hand.

A thin monkey man rushed up brandishing a wooden stick, and smashed directly at Yang Yi's head, and several people next to him also hit Yang Yi's chest and back.

"Humph!"

The tall man snorted coldly, clasped his arms in front of his chest, and waited for Yang Yi to kneel on the ground and cry and beg grandma.

It's just that what made him a little dumbfounded was that when several of his younger brothers rushed over, Yang Yi not only didn't dodge, but took a step forward gently, and the stick that smashed into his head was empty.

Then Yang Yi grabbed the arm of the thin monkey man, raised his foot and gently kicked it in the ribs, the stick in the thin monkey man's hand fell to the ground, and the person lay on the ground and screamed.

The remaining three men, Yang Yi seemed to have eyes, and he always avoided at the most critical time, and he put people down in three or two clicks.

"Smack. ”

Yang Yi clapped his hands, looked at the few people lying down with a smile, then raised his head to look at the tall man, grinned, and said, "Big tall, your little brothers have been solved by me, is it your turn now!"

"It turned out to be a practitioner, no wonder he was so arrogant!"

The tall man's face was cloudy, and then he said, "But even if you are a practitioner, I used to be a Sanda champion!"

As he spoke, the tall man took off his vest, revealing his towering muscles, and he looked at Yang Yi with some surprise.

"Big and tall, you have good muscles, did you often eat KFC before......"

Yang Yi said casually.

"Dare to tease me, look for death reads;!"

The tall man showed anger on his face, and directly swung his casserole-sized fist and hit it, directly taking Yang Yi's face.

"That's right, big and tall, this punch looks decent, why don't you think about being my little brother?"

As Yang Yi spoke, he took a small step back slightly, and at the same time, he dodged the opponent's fist with a sideways body.

The tall man showed a hint of surprise in his eyes, but the fist in his hand kept coming, and he came back and forth, and directly hit it with a left hook.

"Bang!"

The tall man originally thought that his fist would definitely hit Yang Yi, but suddenly he felt a pain in his stomach, and Yang Yi had disappeared in front of his eyes.

"Behind. ”

Yang Yi gently patted the other party's shoulder and said with a smile.

"You ......"

The tall man just spit out the word "you", and then he couldn't help the sharp pain in his stomach, and his cheeks were half kneeling on the ground with cold sweat.

"It's been a few years of practice. ”

After speaking, Yang Yi turned around and walked towards Xia Xia, Xia Xia looked at Yang Yi with a shocked face, knowing that the other party was standing in front of him, he suddenly came back to his senses.

"You...... What are you going to do?"

"Don't think that you can be arrogant when you hit Liu Qihao, do you know who my father is......"

"Smack!" Before he finished speaking, Yang Yi suddenly stretched out his palm and slapped Xia Xia's sexy little ass.

"Next time you wear so little again, the master will see you spank you once and read once;!"

Yang Yi grinned, and then stretched out his hand to pat it on his buttocks, and touched it with his hand.

"It feels very elastic, but it's ...... in leggings"

Yang Yi sniffed the tip of his nose with his hand, then laughed and turned away.

After Yang Yi left, Xia Xia's face suddenly turned red, and then he opened his mouth and roared angrily: "You wait for the old lady, the old lady will definitely throw you down from the stairs tomorrow!"

......

in the villa.

The first thing Yang Yi did after walking into the door was to sit on the sofa, then put his legs on the table, hooked his fingers at Wan Tongtong on the side, and said, "Little wife, pour a glass of water for your husband, your husband is thirsty." ”

"You...... Let me pour you water?"

Wan Tongtong had a hellish expression, then grabbed the pillow on the sofa with both hands, threw it at Yang Yi, and said angrily: "You dare to order me, you want to die!"

"Also, you dare to call me a little wife!"

Yang Yi smiled, caught the pillow that was thrown over, and then put it behind his back, and said with a smile: "Little wife, I'm afraid your father didn't tell you, and you will marry me when you grow up." ”

"Die, who's going to marry you when you grow up!"

Wan Tongtong's pretty face showed frost, and then pinched her nose and pointed at Li Yu and said, "Hurry up and take a bath, the smell on your body is disgusting!"

"Okay, I'll listen to what my little wife says. ”

Yang Yi got up from the sofa, and then rushed straight to the bathroom, stripped off his clothes in three or two, turned on the faucet and began to take a shower.

In the bathroom, at first, there was only the sound of brushing water, and then there was a humming sound from Yang Yi's mouth inside, and at first I didn't hear what he was saying clearly, but as the water flow inside stopped, Yang Yi's voice clearly entered Wan Tongtong's two reads;.

"Ask for a warm bed...... Grab the railing...... Ask for a ripple between your legs...... Ask for a night of unrestrained ...... Seeking ......"

As Yang Yi's mouth became more and more outrageous, Wan Tongtong's pretty face outside the bathroom was already flushed, and his palms tightly covered his ears, burying his head deep in the pillow.

When Yang Yi came out of the shower, he saw Wan Tongtong lying on the sofa with his head covered, and asked suspiciously: "Little wife, what are you doing, why are you pouting your ass and burying your head in the pillow?"

"You!"

Wan Tongtong stood up from the sofa, but his ears were hot, and he looked at Yang Yi with an angry face.

"Little wife, what's wrong with you?" Yang Yi showed a worried look on his face, and he was about to walk forward.

"Don't come here!"

Wan Tongtong screamed in fright, and hurriedly stepped back, holding the pillow tightly in his hand, and looked at Yang Yi with a vigilant expression.

Yang Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then sat on the sofa by himself, crossed Erlang's legs, and said leisurely: "Little wife." It's such a big person, you still see me like this, and you will have to give birth to a child for me when the time comes. ”

"Give birth to your sister's child!"

Wan Tongtong felt that he was about to go crazy, pointed at Yang Yi's nose and said angrily: "You stinky person who wants to eat, who is going to have a child with you, giving birth to a child is fake, what you like is probably the action before giving birth!"

After speaking, Wan Tongtong seemed to think of something, then stood up and went upstairs, and said when the door was closed: "Miss Ben is a little hungry, you can make me some supper!"

"Bang!" slammed the door shut.

Yang Yi pursed his lips, then stood up from the sofa, rolled his eyes, and showed a lewd smile on his mouth.

"The eyes of the sky are open!"

Yang Yi snorted lightly in his mouth, only to see a bright light flash between his eyebrows, and his eyes saw through the layers of walls and saw the room of Wan Tongtong upstairs.

"Tsk. ”

Yang Yi saw Wan Tongtong lying on the big bed through the eye of the sky, rubbing and abusing the teddy bear in his hands, but he couldn't hear what the other party was saying, otherwise he could still listen to it.

"Little wife, you will be mine sooner or later, hehe!" Yang Yi closed the eye of heaven and showed a smug smile on his face.

After coming to the kitchen, Yang Yi rolled up his sleeves, opened the refrigerator, and took out a few pieces of potatoes from it.

He still knows how to cook, he cooks at home every day when he follows the old man, the old man goes to the next village to peek at the young woman to take a bath before going back to eat, thinking of the old man's obscene appearance, Yang Yi suddenly laughed, and then began to whistle in his mouth, a simple childhood song hummed out of his mouth.

Not to mention, Yang Yi still has a good hum, although it is not so good as a professional, but it is also very beautiful.

After a while, Yang Yi cut a piece of potato, and then was about to fry it, but Wan Tongtong walked into the kitchen and stood behind Yang Yi.

"What's the matter, little wife?" Yang Yi turned his head and smiled.

"Humph!"

Wan Tongtong pouted, and then asked, "Stinky food, can you teach me that whistle just now?"

Yang Yiyi grinned and said, "Little wife, do you still want to learn this whistle? Of course I can teach you." ”

"That's pretty much it. Wan Tongtong smiled smugly on his little face.

"Come on, put your mouth in mine, and I'll teach you ......"

"Get out!"

Yang Yi: "......"

This meal is not bad, at least Wan Tongtong has eaten a lot, although Yang Yi does not look very good, but this meal is good.

After eating, the two of them sat on the stool again and stared dryly, Wan Tongtong pouted at the boss, and then said: "Stinky food, you don't go to wash the dishes, what are you doing here waiting to stare at me!"

Yang Yi looked directly at the other party, and said, "Little wife, I'm your husband, isn't this kind of housework you should do?"

"How dare you let me wash the dishes?"

Wan Tongtong clenched the fork in his hand tightly, with an angry look in his eyes.

Yang Yi grinned and said, "Little wife, this is a housewife's work, you are still young now, and you can just cultivate from a young age." ”

"Die!"

Wan Tongtong threw the fork in his hand with a swish, Yang Yi turned his head slightly and dodged, and then stepped on the table, and sat on the sofa behind him with a flip.

"How about you and me, rock-paper-scissors?" Yang Yi smiled and stretched out his palm.

"Good!"

Wan Tongtong pouted, and then the two looked at each other and stretched out their palms at the same time.

"I'll rock you scissors, you lose, go wash the dishes!"

Yang Yi laughed proudly.

Although Wan Tongtong was 10,000 unwilling, he had to do it since he lost, so he walked into the kitchen with a bowl, and Yang Yi watched TV with his legs crossed.

"Smack. ”

There was a cracking sound in the kitchen.

"Little wife, you broke the bowl. ”

Yang Yi looked at the TV and said without looking back.

"I want you to take care of it!" Wan Tongtong's angry voice floated from the kitchen.

After a while...... A few more noises came, and just when Yang Yi wondered if the other party had broken the bowls, Wan Tongtong's excited voice came from the kitchen, saying, "Great, the bowls are finally broken, and there is no need to wash the dishes now." ”

"Plop ......"

Yang Yi fell directly from the sofa to the ground.