Chapter 116: Spoof Liu Jun

After a while, the fly came back, very appealing, "Anyone who likes me and decides to get along with me for the rest of his life will go to that tree, and I will choose you after I finish chatting with him!" ”

After saying that, a swarm of flies landed on a book next to it.

Then the female fly came back and said to Lin Han: "I found it, go all the way from here, don't turn around, you can see it, but there is a man and a woman in the porter who are doing that kind of embarrassing thing!" ”

Lin Han nodded, and watched with a smile as the female fly went to choose a husband.

Lin Han stood up and found that Liu Jun was already standing next to Lin Han.

Liu Jun began to think that Lin Han was talking to him, and he was very curious, but after listening to it, it turned out that Lin Han was talking to the fly.

"Brother Han, isn't it, you tell me no? How can you talk to flies? Liu Jun said in shock, and the two bottles of mineral water in his hand accidentally fell to the ground.

Lin Han was also taken aback by Liu Jun, "Wow, you stinky boy, when are you standing by my side?" Scared the hell out of me! ”

"I finished buying water, and you stared at a swarm of flies and your mouth was buzzing, so I didn't bother you, so your ability is to communicate with animals?" Liu Jun said in surprise.

Lin Han rolled his eyes and said, "What kind of ability, I am" After speaking, he paused and smiled, "Indeed, my ability is to chat with animals." ”

Liu Jun suddenly became energetic, "Brother Han, you can tell me a few words, let me say a few words with these flies, okay, let me have a good time!" ”

"Hahahaha, then you've learned well, I'll tell you in a whisper!" After speaking, Lin Han motioned for Liu Jun to put his ear over.

Liu Jun stretched out his ears excitedly, only to hear Lin Han say: "Buzz Bum Bum Bu Bu"

Liu Jun asked, "Is it okay to repeat this?" Liu Jun asked excitedly, and when he was excited, he forgot to ask Lin Han what this meant.

Lin Han smiled evilly and said, "Yes, be louder!" ”

Liu Jun shouted loudly without thinking about it: "Buzz bum bum buzz"

After Liu Jun finished shouting, suddenly the group of flies on the trees flew up and rushed towards Liu Jun, Liu Jun was shocked when he saw it, and ran wildly to get rid of these flies.

Lin Han followed behind and laughed. "Hahahaha Liu Jun, I'm laughing to death, hahahaha"

"Brother Han, what do you mean by telling me, why did those flies rush over like crazy?" Liu Jun asked angrily.

Lin Han laughed and said, "What I taught you means: I want to swallow this virgin fly alone, don't be delusional!" Hahaha"

Liu Jun suddenly realized! "Brother Han, you're really bad!"

"Hahaha, is it fun to communicate with flies?" Lin Han said happily.

Liu Jun stretched out his shoulders helplessly, "Cut, I was spoofed by you, it's really bad for you Brother Han!" ”

talked and laughed and walked a long way.

"Brother Han, haven't you arrived yet?" Liu Jun asked.

Lin Han took a sip of water and said with a blank face: "I don't know that, that fly said that it has been walking, if it doesn't work, I'll ask again." ”

"Okay, you say flies don't lie, do you?" Liu Jun asked.

Lin Han shook his head and said, "Flies, they don't have such complex minds as us humans, how can they lie." ”

So Liu Jun and Lin Han continued to walk.

Suddenly, Lin Han saw a sparrow, so he communicated with the sparrow in the language of the sparrow, "Sparrow, are you male or female?" ”

"You're blind? Don't you see that I'm a handsome guy? Really! It's so obscene! The sparrow looked at Lin Han coldly.

Lin Han hurriedly said with a smile: "It turned out to be Big Brother Sparrow, Big Brother Sparrow, I want to ask you for help with something." ”

"How do you know that I'm a helpful sparrow, you say, as long as I can do it, little brother, don't worry, I will help you get it done, for the sake of your sparrow language." The sparrow said proudly.

Lin Han suddenly became excited, this animal is an animal in the end, unlike humans who have to pay attention to rewards for everything.

"Then I want to ask you for help to see if there is a cave nearby, we want to find a cave to rest." Lin Han said with a smile.

Suddenly, the sparrow was very surprised and said, "Are you looking for a cave to rest?" Don't you have a house or something? Why do you want to live in a cave? ”

"Oh, Brother Sparrow, that's right, we don't have the money to buy a house at the moment, we want to live in a cave." Lin Han smiled.

The sparrow sighed and said, "Look at you are two obscene people, the poor have to live in a cave, what a shame for you human beings, see you are so pitiful, let me help you!" ”

Lin Han said with a smile: "Ah, Brother Sparrow is really a heroic person. I don't admire my little brother, can the big brother sparrow hurry up, I'm in a hurry! ”

"Well, you wait! It's so long-winded, it's really annoying! Sparrow said impatiently.

Lin Han couldn't help but laugh when he looked at this sparrow that paid attention to pomp and circumstance.

Liu Jun already admired Lin Han's five bodies to the ground, and looked at Lin Han's ability to communicate with all the animals and asked excitedly: "Brother Han, can you communicate with all the animals?" It's amazing! ”

Lin Han smiled: "Okay, okay, don't hold me, let's go forward, wait for that little sparrow while walking!" ”

Liu Jun kept looking forward to see if the sparrow had come back.

"Chirp" saw that the sparrow flew back quickly.

Lin Han asked, "Brother Sparrow, have you found it?" Is it in front? ”

The sparrow said, "What do you mean?" Is there anything I can't find? That must be found! Just in front, I walked in front and saw a place where there were no trees and only grass, and then walked a few dozen meters to get there, not to mention what are you running around blindly when you are so stupid? Since it's a cave, don't you see the cave when you find that hill? What's more, there are still cars coming in and out, alas, no wonder you have to live in a cave."

After saying that, the sparrow sighed and flew back to the trunk of the tree in the same place.

Lin Han was helpless, this was still sarcastic by the sparrow.

"Brother Han, how do we start?" Liu Jun gave Lin Han a cigarette, and the two of them continued to walk forward, Lin Han lit the cigarette and said with a smile: "How to start?" Of course, let's knock the two guys in the concierge unconscious. Lin Han smiled.

Liu Jun said: "Okay, then just leave it to me later!" ”

"No, no, no, let's find a mouse to mess with them first, don't they like to be AI, send a mouse to make them yellow, I see how arrogant they are if they make them yellow!" Lin Han said deeply.

Liu Jun nodded and said, "Brother Han is really smart!" ”