Chapter 165: Riding a Shark
After Lin Han and Liu Wanru came out, Liu Wanru gently hugged Lin Han's arm.
"Wanru, today Liu Jun and I are going to infiltrate the Oriental Kingdom, and we will leave later." Lin Han said with a smile.
Liu Wanru asked in surprise, "Will you leave later?" There are so many conspiracies in the hearts and eyes of the Oriental devils, you can't suffer if you go? ”
"Please, Wanru, you have to figure it out, we are agents, and if we are killed by them, then what are we agents!" Lin Han said with a smile.
Liu Wanru said: "Okay, okay, you guys are very good, okay?" But how do you get there? ”
"It's a shark." Lin Han said casually.
Liu Wanru was about to pinch Lin Han's arm.
Lin Han hurriedly dodged away and said, "What's wrong?" You won't allow us to take a shark? ”
"There is no right form in speech. Really. Liu Wanru glared at Lin Han fiercely.
Lin Han argued: "Why don't I have a proper shape, I was originally sitting on a shark!" ”
"Sit down for me! It's no wonder if you don't eat it! Liu Wanru said angrily.
Lin Han suddenly stared at Liu Wanru's two towering peaks, and he wanted to rush up when he saw it, but they were about to burst out of his clothes.
"Okay, if I can ride a shark, you can let me kiss it, how about it?" Lin Han said.
Liu Wanru looked at Lin Han like this, and dared to talk nonsense and brag nonsense, I have to clean you up today.
"Okay, then I'll find a shark to ride now!" Lin Han said.
Liu Wanru said angrily: "If you can ride a shark around our aircraft carrier today, I will let you kiss it!" ”
Lin Han laughed wildly.
Walked to the beach and shouted into the sea: "Brother shark, brother shark!" ”
"What's the matter? I'm losing weight, I've been eating too much meat lately, I'm losing weight! A shark showed its body, Lin Han looked at the huge body of this shark, and was immediately excited, if he could sit on the shark and walk around the aircraft carrier, wouldn't it be very imposing?
So Lin Han said with a smile: "Brother Shark, I want you to take me around that aircraft carrier, and my wife will let me kiss it after a circle." ”
"If I don't take you, your wife won't let you kiss, right?" The shark said depressedly.
Lin Han nodded pitifully.
The shark said disdainfully: "You kid is afraid of his wife at first glance, and he won't let you kiss your wife, it's really embarrassing, tell me why you are so cowardly!" ”
"Big Brother Shark, don't I respect her because I love her?" Lin Han said with a smile.
The shark said angrily: "You kid don't find a reason, you look at your eldest brother and me, I greet my wife every day, catch fish for me every day, I don't dare to eat it if I don't eat it, I am so fat, you kid is skinny and skinny, you have to learn to resist in the future!" Alas, what a shame! Don't you know that there is a word called counterattack? You poor ** silk, you should also counterattack! ”
"Yes, yes, what Big Brother Shark said is that from tomorrow, the younger brother will be a real man, and I will teach her a lesson every day when I am unhappy!" Lin Han said with a smile.
Only then did the shark smile, "Okay, the next time I see you, you kid must scold your wife to show me!" ”
"Okay, big brother shark, you can take me and my wife around today, let her see and understand, I have a powerful shark friend. She should admire me! Lin Han hurriedly flattered the shark, and suddenly the shark was lifted to the sky.
"Hahaha, no problem, let her come!" The shark laughed.
Lin Han walked back to the shore and saw Liu Wanru hiding in the corner in fear.
"Wanru, go! I'll take you on a shark ride! Lin Han said with a smile.
Many soldiers ran back when they saw the shark coming out of the sea.
Lin Han walked over and pulled Liu Wanru to the beach.
"Come, Wanru, you touch this shark." Lin Han said.
I saw Lin Han hurriedly say to the shark in shark language: "Big brother shark, have you seen it, you are so powerful, I just said that you are my eldest brother, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to come over." ”
"Hahaha! Tell her not to be afraid, that I don't hurt her. The shark laughed.
Lin Han nodded and said to Liu Wanru: "Wanru, it's okay, come on, let's take a shark, this shark won't hurt you!" ”
"Really?" Liu Wanru said.
Lin Han nodded and smiled: "It's okay!" Come on! ”
Liu Wanru touched the shark's huge body, and then smiled happily.
"Lin Han, what method did you use to make the shark so well-behaved?" Liu Wanru asked curiously.
Lin Han smiled and said, "I can speak the language of sharks, so it won't hurt us!" ”
"Isn't it! Do you communicate with sharks? That's amazing! Liu Wanru screamed in surprise.
Lin Han smiled: "Let's go, let's ride a shark to make them envious." ”
Lin Han pulled Liu Wanru and climbed onto the shark.
The shark asked, "What did you say to your wife, why is she so happy?" ”
"I told my wife that you were my big brother, and she immediately worshiped me, said that I was amazing, and said that I still had a big shark." Lin Han said.
The shark was suddenly happier. was even more excited, and said: "Haha, don't worry, little brother, if someone bullies you in the future, come to me, and I will settle it for you!" ”
"No problem, Big Brother Shark, let's go!" Lin Han said excitedly.
Liu Wanru looked at such a huge shark, and she was actually riding on the back of the shark now.
The people on the shore watched in amazement as Lin Han and Liu Wanru rode the shark.
"Isn't it?"
"Could it be that Lin Han is a god? How can you not only be so powerful, but also tame sharks? ”
"Oh my God, I can't believe it!"
"I'm about to subvert my atheism!"
A group of soldiers, officers and soldiers were all frantically discussing Lin Han's shark riding.
Lin Han rode the shark directly, hugged Liu Wanru, and circled the aircraft carrier.
Liu Wanru kept screaming and said, "Lin Han, it's so cool, I didn't expect me to be able to ride a shark!" You're amazing! ”
"Hahaha, it's good if you're happy!" Lin Han and Liu Wanru suddenly fell into affectionate eyes.
Lin Han slowly pressed his face over.
Everyone on the shore stared at the two men on the shark.
"Wow, wow, wow, it's going to kiss!" A soldier screamed with excitement as he saw that his goddess was about to be robbed of her first kiss.
There were also some girls who looked at Lin Han and Liu Wanru stupidly, and muttered, "Wow! It's really romantic! ”
"I really envy Lin Han, I finally took Liu Wanru, my goddess, the goddess's first kiss, it seems that the goddess's last line of defense is also going to be lost!" There are also boys who envy Lin Han for being so lucky to be with Liu Wanru, whom many soldiers dream of marrying.