Lin Han and Liu Jun were about to go to see it, when Lin Han's phone rang, "Ding Zero Zero Zero!" ”

"Hey, old man, what's the matter?" Lin Han asked. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info//, qВ5//

Lin Han waved his hand and motioned for Liu Jun to go over and take a look first, and Liu Jun stood up and walked out.

"Alas, the situation on the other side of the border is starting to get more and more complicated, and now many tanks on our side have been blown up inexplicably, and our plane G-9 has been inexplicably bombed by three, I don't even know what to do! When the two armies were fighting, we always had the upper hand, but when it came to the truce, our planes and tanks, sometimes people died inexplicably. And those people died very miserably, and you first figured it out, and then you started to figure it out! Qiu Xuebin said grief-stricken.

Lin Han said depressedly: "People have also been affected? ”

"yes, they don't know how to do it, their butts are big, their boobs are bigger, even men!" Qiu Xuebin said wordlessly and sadly.

Lin Han rarely listened to Qiu Xuebin speak in such a painful tone, he has always been very chic, it seems that this time the matter is indeed very troublesome.

So Lin Han nodded and said with a smile: "Old man, I see that you are in a hurry this time, I will contact you after I go to have a look, and you will ask the border side to get me two sets of all the advanced equipment." ”

"This is no problem, it has been all done for you, two sets of high-tech equipment are all available, and there are two high-defense body armors, these two body armors are only ten in our country, and they have just been tested with high defense. This time, I asked them to go to the border to get one for each of you and Liu Jun. Qiu Xuebin said mysteriously.

Lin Han said depressedly: "No, two body armor will mysteriously make you look like this, this is not like our old man's style!" ”

"No, these two clothes are not good, and do you know how strong these two clothes are?" Qiu Xuebin said mysteriously again.

Lin Han smiled, "What? ”

"The total weight of these two clothes does not exceed 0.5 kilograms, but the ballistic performance is super high, and it melts directly on it, through chemicals, and if the speed exceeds a certain level, it will melt once it comes into contact with this clothing. But it's okay if you touch it slowly, or hit it with your fist. And the air flow that the bomb blew up or something, it's all small ks for it! Qiu Xuebin said with a smile.

Lin Han was depressed: "No, I can't even prevent my fists or something, so what if I am beaten?" ”

"If you even have your fighting skills beaten up, then you don't want to be an agent, okay, I still have something to do, I have to go through the satellite identification system, hang up!" After speaking, Qiu Xuebin's voice came from his side.

Lin Han hung up the phone and walked out of the room, looking at the crowd outside depressedly.

When I came out to see, it turned out that a couple was fighting, and everyone pulled open, but they couldn't pull away, and the more they fought, the more fierce they became, Liu Jun stood in the middle and was in a dilemma!

"I'll kill you! You stinking shameless fellow! Let you find me a mistress! it! No way! The old lady fucks to have the right breast, and she wants the ass to have an ass! The shrew took the slippers and smashed them hard at the man's head, and the man next to her also desperately smashed them at the woman with his fists.

"Fuck you next door! You're fucking embarrassed to say that you bastard, old ugly woman, you have more fucking wrinkles on your face than I do, dead fish eyes, big muttering, a cowardice that you can't eat all the time, your breasts are like fucking big watermelons, I rub my ass so fat, and the old sows are slimmer than you! If you want to live with Lao Tzu, are you worthy! This bear-like guy is still hooking up with men on the train and killing you and me today! Old garbage! The man next to him was also waving with anger on his face.

Lin Han looked at the couple carefully, the woman and the man were both more classic, and it seemed that they were sick.

The woman's hair was disheveled, and the two big breasts on her chest were really like the man's mouth shouting and scolding, like two big watermelons, it would not be an exaggeration to say that she was not an exaggeration at all, and then look at the woman's ass, it was like it was swollen, and her legs were very thick. It's not clear what the hell is going on. It's chilling to watch.

As for that man, his stature is quite tall, but Lin Han found through perspective that the person's lower body was even smaller than his thumb, which was really pitiful.

"Stop the!" Lin Han shouted loudly!

When he saw these two people, Lin Han suddenly thought of what had been said in a book on the art of war: "If you can make chaos within the empire, then victory is not far away." If it can unsettle the population, it will be closer! ”

"What the fuck!" Lin Han scolded angrily.

Lin Han's voice was very loud, but the two people didn't pay attention to Lin Han at all and continued to fight, but the surrounding officials made way for Lin Han.

Lin Han stepped forward quickly, lifted the woman and the man with one hand each, and said with a smile: "Are you trying to let me throw you out of the car?" Or give me a pause for a moment? ”

"Don't talk, do you?" Lin Han looked at them and said coldly.

The woman said, "Who are you! What to do with our business, be careful that we call our people to abolish you! ”

"Is this true of your people? Women have fat butts like you, boobs like big balloons, and bloated bodies, and men like you, tall figures, but a little bit underneath, and collapse in less than two minutes during intercourse, right? Lin Han hit the nail on the head, and immediately made the two of them look at each other in disbelief.

The two people immediately nodded, looking at Lin Han excitedly, and the man said, "Big, big, big brother, big brother, how do you know?" ”

"You don't care how I know, if you want to return to normal, come with me, don't be embarrassed in the car, okay, there are so many people in the car, I don't know shame!" After Lin Leng finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards his room.

Liu Jun saw that Lin Han was shocked again this time, and he admired his good friend even more, so he excitedly followed Lin Han into the room just now.

Lin Han asked Liu Jun to sit on the lower bunk on one side with him, and let the couple sit on the other bed, and the four of them sat facing each other.

The people outside looked at Lin Han in surprise, they didn't know how Lin Han guessed it, and it was so accurate!

The couple sat on the bed and looked at each other coldly, glaring at the woman and punching the man in the stomach, and the man lay on the ground in pain and howled. Liu Jun looked at the man with his mouth wide open, and said depressedly, "Not really!" ”

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