After Lin Han and Liu Jun sat down, they both muttered, "The duo of friends? I took the test! This has been misunderstood by the outside world! ”

"Haha, Brother Han, we are famous now!" Liu Jun said. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info, qΒ5

"Yes, the duo must have spread all over the country, east and west." Lin Han said depressedly.

Liu Jun patted his head and sighed, "There's no way, now everyone has misunderstood, if you misunderstand, you will misunderstand!" Actually, we're not friends. ”

Wang Gui and his wife couldn't figure out what Lin Han and Liu Jun were talking about.

After eating, Lin Han drove the husband and wife towards Linzang Village.

"Brother Wang, tell me about those witches!" Lin Han said with a smile.

Wang Gui suddenly came to his senses, and said excitedly: "These bastards, they don't know where they went at night, but they reappeared during the day, and I still don't know where these people live, but what they say now is believed by the villagers!" ”

"Oh, it seems that you have now fully believed in them, alas, the most pitiful thing is the common people, they come from the outside, do some mysterious things to deceive the common people, and the common people are still being played by them, what a bunch of scoundrel bastards!" Lin Han lit a cigarette and said angrily.

Liu Jun also lit a cigarette and puffed out.

"Lin Han, it may be difficult for you to come to our village this time, at present, there are people everywhere who believe in witches, and those witches are very good at winning people over, basically the people in our village are now firm in their confidence to go to the poison country." Wang Gui sighed.

Lin Han smiled and said: "Justice and darkness can always distinguish the winner from the loser, don't worry, I must give them a good look!" ”

The car is driving fast on the main road, and there are very few cars here, not as many as in the capital.

It didn't take long for the car to drive into Linzang Village, where there was more loess and a lot of sand and gravel, as soon as he entered the village, Lin Han saw a large circle of people gathered not far away, and he didn't know what he was doing.

Wang Gui said: "Look, that's those people, who pray at the entrance of the village every day, and the woman at the front is the witch." ”

Lin Han pulled the car aside and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go over, I want to see what this little witch is going to do." ”

Lin Han and his party approached, only to find that those people were listening to the witch's lecture around the witch, and Lin Han saw that the witch was very beautiful, her face was very immature, her figure was very good, and she belonged to the type of big beauty.

"Today, I and everyone will, all those who have worshiped to our gods, brought money to give to God, or sacrificed children to God, can follow me, follow me to the country of poisoning, the kingdom of the son of God, but before that, please allow me to propose to take everyone together to crusade against our Huaxia region, it is really hateful, knowing that the violation of the son of God is heinous, but still have to fight against the country of the son of God, everyone said, the military region of Huaxia should not crusade!" The incomparably beautiful woman said something that made Lin Han very angry.

"Crusade! Crusade! Crusade! All the villagers said excitedly with their hoes.

Then the witch changed a simple magic trick, in fact, it was a simple magic trick, put a few hundred yuan from the box, but tens of thousands of dollars flowed out from under the box, and suddenly the woman shouted, "Do you see? Pious children, you see, this is God's touch, we risk God a few hundred, but how much does God give us? What does this mean? All the good people who are against a country like Huaxia, God will take care of you, love you, don't worry, I am God's messenger, I will speak good things for you in the future, although you are from Huaxia, but as long as you believe in our great god and love the great son of God, then it's okay, absolutely OK!! ”

The charm of this witch's language is still good, and in a few words, everyone can speak with enthusiasm, so that the villagers are excited to take out all the money on their bodies.

"Brother Han, what's the matter!" Liu Jun said.

Lin Han smiled: "Just wait for you to look at me." ”

Lin Han looked at these people, they were generally swollen buttocks and oversized breasts, it seemed that Sister-in-law Wang's was not serious, there was actually a woman's breasts that looked like cows.

"Next, I will tell you about the problem of your appearance, as long as you continue to submit to the great God, the great son of God, the kingdom of poisoning, within three days, you will definitely return to your original appearance." The witch interjected before Lin Han could finish speaking.

"Tell the messenger of the great God! Can I participate in your event? Lin Han walked to the front with a smile.

Liu Jun covered his mouth and snickered, saying that this witch has to be embarrassed once today.

"Lin Han will be fine, right?" Wang Gui said.

Liu Jun shook his head and smiled: "It's not Lin Han who has something to do. ”

The witch wondered, "Who are you?" ”

"Beloved slave of God, I am an ordinary, man!" Lin Han said with a smile.

"Are you here to like God? Worship God? 5,000 dollars for a worship! The first time you come to 5,000, let you worship twice! The witch said.

Lin Han smiled: "Oh? I didn't expect to worship God so cheaply? You can worship once for 5,000 yuan, and you can add one more time with a one-time discount, are you saying that your great god is not worth anything? Is it cheap? ”

Suddenly, everyone began to discuss, and they were a little dissatisfied.

The witch waved her hand and said, "No, it's not like that, God said, you're so religious, so I'll give you a cheaper price." ”

"Oh, that's the case, I don't know what kind of money your god realm spends? Could it be this kind of 100 yuan spent in our Huaxia country? If the Divine Realm doesn't spend the money of Huaxia Kingdom, then I can't worship. Lin Han said with a smile.

The witch saw Lin Han take out a wad of money and said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, what the god spent is the money of Huaxia Kingdom." ”

Lin Han slapped the table and shouted, "Scolding the one next door!" Why are you rotten gods so bad? It's so shameless to fucking say that Huaxia Guo is his enemy, and to fucking spend Huaxia Guo's money shamelessly! If you go back and tell you the great fart god, either don't go against Huaxia, or return the money of Huaxia Kingdom that we used for worship, spend the money of our grandfathers, and say that Lao Tzu is your enemy and betrayer, isn't this a ridiculous comparison of your mother? ”

Liu Jun and Wang Gui stood behind and laughed wildly, excited, Lin Han's scolding was too cool.

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