Chapter 229: The microphone in Liu Jun's mouth
Lin Han smiled: "Then what will be condemned by God?" ”
"If you insult God, God will condemn you!" The witch thought that Lin Han was a little scared. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info\qΒ5。 \\
Unexpectedly, Lin Han smashed the plates and jars used by the witch for worship, as well as the fruits on it, and then scolded: "God is a bastard, the son of God, that poisoned country is a fucking bastard, and you, the messenger of God, are the bastard of bastards!" ”
The witch was furious, and she was very shocked that Lin Han actually did this.
Some of the crowd in the audience muttered, "Could it be that this witch really lied to us?" ”
Others said: "It seems that this hairy boy has to die here today, dare to provoke God." ”
Everyone wasn't sure if there was a god and a son of God, so they didn't dare to act rashly there.
Lin Han said with a smile: "Everyone is optimistic, there is no god at all, let alone a son of God, this woman is a witch, she used spells to turn you into this, and deceived everyone into rebelling against our great motherland, Huaxia, they have ill intentions, and this witch is the witch of the poisoning country!" ”
Everyone looked at the debunked witch in shock. They all wondered why Lin Han was not punished since there was a god, was it really as Lin Han said?
The witch laughed a group, and her voice was so loud that it shook people's eardrums and squatted down with their ears covered.
Lin Han used King Kong's indestructible body, and after the witch was released, everyone slowly eased up.
"You'll show up at this time!" Lin Han said with a smile: "It's all this time, is it necessary to continue to pretend?" ”
Suddenly, Lin Han used an escape technique, stood directly behind the witch, lifted the witch's coat, and the poison wizard costume of the poison country inside leaked out.
"You bastard, you dare to do something bad to me! I'll kill you today! The witch withdrew a gold chain from her waist and slammed it at Lin Han, Lin Han squatted down, dodged the blow, and then picked up an iron rod on the ground and slashed directly at the witch, the witch's chain wrapped around Lin Han, and Lin Han and the witch confronted each other.
Suddenly, the witch recited the spell, and a lot of birds appeared around, and they were all with sharp teeth and long teeth, everyone was crazy, I didn't expect this witch to be able to summon such an awesome thing, but everyone was more curious about what Lin Han's identity was, how could he fight against this witch, and it seemed that the spell was not inferior to that witch.
Several men had all kinds of situations with this witch in their minds, but they didn't expect that the female fairy they had thought about countless times turned out to be a witch sent by the poisoning country to harm people!
Lin Han pulled the stick hard, the witch flashed forward, Lin Han kicked the witch on the chin, and the witch flew out directly, bleeding from her mouth. Those birds flew towards Lin Han, Lin Han used this gold chain and stick to cross and chop, indiscriminately, those birds were killed a lot in an instant, but there were still a lot of people rushing forward one after another, Lin Han thought about the magic cheats of the five-star thunder technique, and a lightning bolt came out, and those birds were connected to electricity, and a large number of scorched deaths were injured.
The witch saw that she couldn't deal with Lin Han, so she aimed at those ordinary people, and said with a sneer: "I'll let you all die!" ”
He muttered a spell in his mouth, and the knots on his hands kept changing.
At this time, Liu Jun in the audience took out a pistol and shot the witch, and the witch was hit in the arm, and immediately fell to the ground, moaning in pain.
After Lin Han killed all those birds, he called Head Ge and asked Head Ge to bring reporters and police over, directly exposing the matter, so that the poisoned country was at a disadvantage in international public opinion.
"Liu Jun, is there a video of such a wonderful picture?" Lin Han said with a smile.
Liu Jun nodded and lit a cigarette for Lin Han, and said, "Wow, that's a must!" ”
So Lin Han mobilized the villagers to tie up the witch, but the witch still had to use spells with one hand, Lin Han stepped on the woman's other arm, and with a "click", the witch suddenly broke off this arm and fainted in pain.
After tying up the shrine maiden, the police car and reporters quickly arrived.
In those days, what Regiment Leader Ge was most afraid of was seeing reporters, and when he saw reporters, he couldn't explain what was going on with these recent things, but today Lin Han exposed this matter, so it's easy to say, you can stand up and speak with a straight back!
The reporters gathered around, Lin Han immediately hid in the corner, and let Liu Jun come forward, Liu Jun hated the sacred feeling of being interviewed by reporters, so it was another set of high-minded talk and everyone touted Lin Han's merits, the exciting scenes of the fight, and the wonderful picture of Lin Han exposing the witch.
Lin Han looked at Liu Jun speechlessly, talking passionately with the reporters about how Lin Han was sarcastic and angry at the witch just now, and took the witch away.
Ge Zihao called Lin Han: "Brother Lin Han, it's really awesome!" I didn't expect to come here for less than a day, and I was done with what I had been worried about for more than half a month, which made me feel refreshed! Thanks thanks! ”
"What is this saying, we are all brothers, what is this thing, it should be, it should be!" Lin Han said with a smile.
"Oh, I originally came to see you, but a press conference has been arranged here, and the whole border has been panicked by this matter these days, I have to quickly hold a meeting to announce this matter and give you a satisfactory explanation, thank you Brother Lin Han!" Ge Zihao's voice was chaotic, and it seemed that there was a large group of reporters around.
Lin Han looked at the tragic situation of Liu Jun being surrounded by reporters here: "Two microphones were filled into Liu Jun's mouth, Liu Jun spit it out and pushed forward, and several excessive reporters grabbed Liu Jun's arm and pulled Liu Jun motionless to talk about today's events." ”
Looking at Liu Jun's pitiful appearance, Lin Han suddenly smiled and said, "Captain Ge, then you hurry up, lest the reporter cut you!" Hahaha! ”
"Hahahaha!" Captain Ge also laughed.
After hanging up the phone, Lin Han called Old Man Qiu on the phone, but he didn't expect Old Man Qiu to be bargaining with a lady at this time: "Beauty, you see this apple, there is a small wrinkle on it, you can make it cheaper by one dime, it's really not okay, can't I add an apple and give you two cents more?" Lin Han was speechless when he listened to the price bargaining voice over there.
"Grandpa, the matter is done here, you can send a notice, lest everyone in the mainland still speculate or something, that would be bad." Lin Han said.
"Oh, I've already posted the news." Lin Han, who was choked on a word, couldn't speak.
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