Chapter 317: Non-Humans and Beasts
Lin Han smiled and said, "Let's eat first, I'll surprise you after eating." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info\\。 qb5.c0m//”
Suddenly, Liu Jun also smiled mysteriously and took a big bite of food.
"You two don't know what to play mysteriously!" Yun Lianhua snorted and ate by herself.
After eating for a while, Lin Han said, "Lotus, you clean up first, let's go up!" ”
"Go, go, go! I'm busy all by myself! Yun Lianhua said.
Lin Han and Liu Jun entered the house and took out the props.
"Brother Han, you said that we will pretend to be Brother Long and his little brother later, will it startle Lotus?" Liu Jun said.
Lin Han smiled mysteriously and said, "I think I will definitely be scared fiercely, but who knows, let's try it?" ”
"Go for it! Hey! Liu Jun smiled.
The two of them changed the props, put on their head coverings, and a sound simulator, and everything was set.
"We're going! Brother Long! Liu Jun said with a smile.
Lin Han nodded arrogantly: "Second stunned, follow the uncle downstairs!" ”
Lin Han and Liu Jun walked downstairs, Yun Lianhua thought that they were going to do something boring, so she cleaned up the table without raising her head and said, "Don't you ...... okay"
When he looked up, he was suddenly startled and shouted, "Isn't it? You guys, you ......"
Liu Jun and Lin Han cooperated, "Come, Yun Lianhua'er, call the uncle for protection money, otherwise the uncle will correct you on the spot today!" Lin Han bore the brunt of running down from the upstairs and was arrogant.
Liu Jun should be kind, "If you don't pay the money, let my eldest brother be comfortable!" ”
Lin Han and Liu Junyan were in a hurry, so Yun Lianhua really thought that they had climbed in from the roof, and screamed, "Didn't you go to prison?" Lin Han! Liu Jun! Help me! ”
"No, it's so realistic, let's replace it quickly!" Lin Han said anxiously.
He took off the props, took off the braces, and shouted: "Lotus, it's me, it's me, we're wearing props!" ”
After Yun Lianhua heard Lin Han's words, she dared to raise her head to look at Lin Han and Liu Jun, and said in a daze: "No, it's really so similar, it's like the real Brother Long and his little brother are here?" Yun Lianhua's tone was full of tears, it seemed that she had been bullied by those bad guys before.
Lin Han gently patted Yun Lianhua's shoulder and smiled, "It's okay, it's okay!" Okay, you sit down. ”
Liu Jun also took it off and said with a smile: "Sister Lotus, you didn't believe it at first, what about now?" Are our props in place? You take us for real, don't you? ”
Yun Lianhua was undeniable about this, and said with a smile: "Well, yes, it's too true, I thought you two were Brother Long, who came out of prison and came back to take revenge on us." ”
Lin Han smiled and said, "Okay Lotus, you clean up and go to rest, let's go back to the room, there are still things to negotiate, and we will go to Brother Long's house later." ”
Yun Lianhua nodded and said, "Then you must be careful, this is the key to the backyard door." When you go out, lock the door for me, lest one of you go through the wall and over the wall!" There is a car today, and I see that you can't get out! ”
Lin Han and Liu Jun laughed, and after going upstairs, Lin Han asked Liu Jun to bring all kinds of props directly.
Liu Jun said curiously: "Brother Han, why don't you bring these props?" ”
"What do I bring it for, don't use my brain, I agreed with the Tibetan mastiff to meet at night, not Brother Long, you stupid!" Lin Han said helplessly.
Liu Jun scratched his head and smiled: "Oh, yes! Hehehehehe! ”
"Then where am I waiting for you later?" Liu Jun asked.
Lin Han pointed to the vicinity of Brother Long's house and said, "You just wait for me here, I'll go back after I talk to the Tibetan mastiff, the Tibetan mastiff won't lie, I can find out something." ”
"Okay, then I'll go first." Liu Jun picked up the key.
Lin Han snatched the key and complained bitterly: "Please, Liu Jun, use your brain and be impulsive, you are Brother Long's younger brother, I am Brother Long, aren't we driving a two-by-two car, okay?" How do you explain driving this car back? ”
"Oh, Brother Han, I'm sorry, since I've been with you, I've been too lazy to think about things, anyway, you're so smart, so you should remind me of many things!" Liu Jun said.
Lin Han nodded and said helplessly: "I know, you are really a superb talent." I'll go first! ”
Lin Han came out of the backyard directly, trotted all the way to the place agreed with the Tibetan mastiff, and saw that the Tibetan mastiff was already waiting there.
"Brother Tibetan mastiff, are you here so early?" Lin Han said with a smile.
The Tibetan mastiff saw the delicious bones stewed in Lin Han's hand and said excitedly, "Can you not come early?" Look at what you have in your hands, I'm already hungry for the heat! ”
"Oh oh oh, then you can eat first, and then talk to me when you are full and full!" Lin Han put the bones in his hand on a flat stone.
The Tibetan mastiff had a large amount of food, and he ate all such a big bag, and said excitedly: "Good boy, it's interesting enough, it's the first time I've seen such an interesting person in so many years." Shall we bow down? ”
Lin Han was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Tibetan Mastiff, we are good friends, close as brothers, only those hypocritical people have no brothers in their hearts, so they find an excuse, worship on the surface, but in fact, they can't think anything in their hearts, so Brother Tibetan Mastiff, listen to me, as long as we have each other in our hearts, let's treat each other as good brothers, everything will be fine!" ”
In fact, Lin Han thought in his heart that if I worship you dogs, I will go out and mingle, and I will be sprayed to death!
Of course, the thinking of the Tibetan mastiff is not as good as that of human beings, so he laughed and said: "Brother, what you said is very true, yes, yes, just like that, you and I look at each other quietly, it's all false, you have me in your heart, and I have you in my heart is true." ”
"Big brother, you're a man, right? Male, right? Lin Han hurriedly asked, listening to these words of the Tibetan mastiff, it didn't look like it was between brothers, it was more like between people of the opposite sex.
"Of course, or I'll call you brothers!" The Tibetan mastiff said with a smile.
Lin Han wiped the beads of sweat on his head, and was relieved: "Then rest assured, Brother Tibetan Mastiff, let's hurry up and talk about business, I just have you as a brother in my heart, don't continue to talk about it." ”
"Mom, it's good that it's the same sex, but there is also the possibility of being blown up chrysanthemums, so let's hurry up and finish chatting!" Lin Han thought nervously in his heart.
"Tell me what you want to talk about, big brother will accompany you!" The Tibetan mastiff laughed.
Lin Han asked, "Do you know this guy Brother Long?" ”
"Then you must know, Heyang Village is a tyrant!" The Tibetan mastiff laughed.
Lin Han wiped his sweat and said, "What kind of car does he usually drive?" ”
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