Chapter 431: The Fat Man's Philosophy
(《》 ) (《》) (《》?) At this moment, Xingyu doesn't know how long he has been waiting, but why do he feel a little lacking? Her mind was in a mess, and just like that, she let her master hug and kiss her, as if she was out of her body.
Wang Hao and Chen Xuan are the same kind of people, the demon clan is not a big deal, Qianjizi is insignificant, the only big thing is to treat women well.
He did get drunk tonight, and after announcing his big event, he threw down a mess and left staggeringly, which should have been a moving confession, but it looked like he was playing drunk.
Poor Rockfinch had to help him clean up the mess.
Qianjizi was injured by someone, life and death are unpredictable, this is not a trivial matter, the old guy tried his best to talk and tongue, and he did not hesitate to coerce and lure to send the head of Tianheng Palace away. Compared to this, it is more difficult to suppress the thousands of admirers of the Star Fairy, and those who have lost their souls see the fairy in their hearts being kissed by a wolf, and the loss and anger in their hearts can be imagined.
There is nothing wrong with the love of men and women, if Wang Hao's apprentice is a mediocre person, no one will make irresponsible remarks, but his apprentice is the star language fairy who ranks first on the famous flower spectrum, which is another matter.
Although there is no rule in the Xuanmen that master and apprentice cannot fall in love, people with ulterior motives will inevitably use this as an excuse, having said that, even if the lover of the Star Fairy is not a master, but someone else, it is difficult to ensure that these guys do not jump out to obstruct it, and if they want to add to the crime, there is no excuse.
If it weren't for the stone finch, the admirers of Xingyu would have been looking for trouble with Wang Hao after they were drunk, instead of obediently staying in the grass house to sleep. Women, especially beautiful women, are animals that can drive men crazy.
The stone finch that also loses has the ability to mouth the lotus. insisted on saying that Wang Hao and Xingyu were a match made in heaven, and everyone expected it, which broke the thoughts of the pig buddies.
Oh, my God! Although the two are talented men and women, they are a match made in heaven and can barely say the past. The expectations are pure nonsense, and among the guests, except for Chen Xuan, no one thinks this is a happy event.
Wang Hao's bite was not only kissed on the small mouth of Xingyudi, but also bitten on the hearts of countless admirers, even the little doctor fairy, who had always been indifferent as water, also had a pain in her heart for no reason, and it was not until this moment that she clearly realized it. She cares about Wang Hao, cultivation lies in cultivating the heart, and people can't escape their feelings. Masters don't do that kind of stupid thing.
At night, the moon is bright and the stars are scarce, which is a rare good weather in the Longmen Mountains.
Xingyu sat on a boulder in confusion, his heart in turmoil.
"Little Nizi. Finally got his wish, the clouds that guarded the moon opened, why did he sigh for a long time? "Zhuo Yue walked alone in the moonlight. The two happened to meet. (Literature Reading ""?)
"People are embarrassed and thrown home, and my sister makes fun of others, such a big thing, I didn't know in advance, and ...... After he was still drunk, he was driven out by Qianjizi's words. I didn't even say a nice word, just say that I am a woman from another place, what is this? Xingyu seemed to have found a savior, and immediately complained of bitterness. It's hard for her, a once-in-a-lifetime event for a woman, who can be willing to end it so hastily?
Zhuo Yue snorted and was happy: "You are content, he had this thought before, and he originally wanted to wait until the Kunlun Conference announced it in public to give you a surprise." Maybe I saw you being wronged today, so I couldn't help but say it in advance. Spit out the truth after drinking, and confess like this, which is much stronger than sweet words when you are sober. As long as he genuinely likes you, why bother so much? ”
"It's the same as the ground, but..."Xingyu fell on her sister's shoulder, don't look at the two of them have seen each other's parents, but it is nothing in the Xuanmen, it is far better to announce it in public, and it is also announced in front of the heroes of the Xuanmen all over the world, and now, a stone in my heart has finally fallen to the ground.
Zhuo Yue pretended to be sour and continued: "However, what girl doesn't like to listen to the oath of the mountains and seas and talk sweetly? You don't think you're reconciled, not to mention that our star fairy is stunning in the world, and it's not the lord that no one wants, and it's not too much to ask for a romantic proposal, right? ”
Leaning on his sister's shoulder, Xingyu felt extremely down-to-earth, and said lazily: "Compared to that, I still think it's more practical to tie him first, this guy is getting more and more attentive now, he hooked up with a female reporter a few days ago, and it was only a few days of hard work, and Sister Mo Lin of the Xingyue Sect came to the door again." ”
"You're stalking him?" Zhuo Yue asked with a smile.
Xingyu said coquettishly: "How can I have this ability, I was discovered by him from afar!" Hmph, if he plays, I will play too, and I can't play it even if I let him play. ”
"If you are separated, neither of you will be sure." Zhuo Yue sighed helplessly.
"By the way, what happened after we left?" Xingyu just wanted to draft the commotion in the house, originally Wang Hao was drunk, and she should be in charge of the overall situation, but she also ran away, and she didn't know anything about the rest of the matter.
Zhuo Yue glanced at her, and said angrily: "You are embarrassed to ask, you master and apprentice are quite tacit, one foot in front, one foot behind, throw down the mess and run, thanks to the stone sparrow to help you settle it, otherwise, how can the people of Tianheng Palace give up?" ”
Xingyu didn't care about what Tianheng Palace could do, she was worried that she was forcibly kissed, she was embarrassed, and wanted to know if the matter was serious.
Anxiously: "Did they say anything?" I'm not asking Tianheng Palace. ”
Zhuo Yue asked knowingly, pretending to be stupid: "It's not Tianheng Palace, what else can happen?" ”
"You're making fun of people again. (Read "") (Literature read?)" Xingyu blushed in an instant, shaking her sister's shoulder.
Zhuo Yue giggled, "What else can you do?" Drinking, many people are drunk, those who are in charge, elders or something, lying on the ground, and a kid from the Xingyue Sect, calling your name noisily and noisily, was taught a lesson by Chen Xuan. I don't know if the wine in the grass house is particularly delicious, or is it the star fairy who is beautiful in the world has the master, and the admirer is sad and borrows wine to drown his sorrows? ”
"Boring, what does it matter to them that I get married?" Xingyu was angry again in the blink of an eye.
"I don't know about this, have you finished asking?" Zhuo Yue urged mysteriously.
Xingyu nodded at a loss, but now that he felt that there was nothing to ask.
"That's good. Drink with me. Zhuo Yue took out two jars of spirits as if she were juggling.
"Drinking?" Xingyu was surprised.
"Do you think I came to this wilderness to comfort you? I'm looking for a place to drink. Zhuo Yue asked with a grin, her light veil still covering her face so far.
Everyone is drunk, and I am sober. It doesn't sound bad, but when you do, you know it's not a happy thing. The little medicine fairy was in a worse mood than those lost admirers, and the fairy also liked to drink when he was unhappy.
It was impossible for Xingyu to guess the reason why Sister Zhuo was unhappy, but there was no reason to drink, so by the river with the moon, the two fairy sisters drank each other.
The first rays of sunlight in the morning are warm on the body, and no matter how diligent people are, they will become lazy.
With a splitting headache, Wang Hao opened his eyes. What catches my eye is the little face of Xingyu who is also angry and happy, bathed in the golden morning light, Xiao Nizi is really indescribably charming.
It turned out that Wang Hao also came to the river in a daze. fell asleep, not far from the place where they were drinking, and naturally saw it at dawn, and Xiao Nizi came to Xingshi to ask about the sin.
It's clear that I'm not waking up. Instead, he was woken up, Wang Hao rubbed his head vigorously and asked, "What are you staring at me for?" Is there any tea? ”
"Tea, you're big. Do you think I want to see you, causing a big mess, and actually hiding out to sleep? "Don't look too far away from Xingyu.
"What kind of mess?" Wang Hao asked seriously.
"What, you didn't admit it when you woke up, did you?" A hint of green rose on her beautiful little face.
"Why don't you admit it, it's so ugly, don't you want to frame me and you last night?" Wang Hao lazily walked to the river, picked up the river water and washed his face, and the feeling of cool silk suddenly made people feel a lot more sober.
Starlanguage was about to collapse and followed. asked angrily: "You, you still have the face to ask me, last night Shi Que held a banquet in the grass house, and almost all the people in the Xuanmen were there, you should remember this, right?" ”
"Of course I know that, and then what?" Although Wang Hao tried hard to retrieve his memory, he couldn't remember anything, as if he had lost his memory.
"Then, you announced in front of everyone that I was your woman, and kissed me in public." Xingyu's pretty face has become a dish.
"Am I so brave?" Wang Hao is no better, but he is still suspicious.
These are the words of Wang Hao's heart, it is impossible for others to fabricate them, besides, these words are said by me sooner or later, it doesn't matter if you say it sooner or later, Wang Hao finally accepted the reality, but Xingyu stopped doing it, this is a major event in life after all, you can't marry someone in a daze because people lose their words after drinking and say a few drunken words, right?
"The left and right are all to say, I wanted to wait until the right time, I drank too much yesterday, and I accidentally said it, isn't it because I feel sorry for you, what's there to worry about this kind of thing, let's not admit it." Wang Hao also knew that the trouble was not small, and he was weak in his sophistry.
"And say, you think I don't want anyone, so I have to force you to admit it?" Xingyu did not give up, and fought according to reason, although his tone was hard, his eyes were red.
The problem became serious, and the fat man had an idea: "Look, look, I lied to you, can I remember such a big thing?" Now everyone in Xuanmen knows that you are my woman. I can joke with this kind of thing. ”
"Really, what did you say last night?" Xiao Nizi will be skeptical.
"After drinking so much wine, how can I still remember, there is time after the reaction, let's think slowly."
With his eloquence of deceiving the dead and not paying for his life, Wang Hao finally escaped, but he soon remembered something more serious, Zhuo Yue, why is it gone?
Xingyu said angrily: "She was drinking with me last night, and she left in the morning, saying that she wanted to go out for a walk." ”
Bad fate, how could Xingyu find someone to drink for no reason, he must be in a bad mood, so he went on the road alone, Wang Hao couldn't say it, and he had a bitter look on his face.
Impulsiveness is the devil, the price is heavy, the departure of the little doctor fairy is related to this matter, is it really a fish and a bear's paw, Wang Hao just doesn't believe in this evil, Zhuo Yue left, at least it shows that she cares about herself. A woman like Zhuo Yue, if she hadn't moved her true feelings, no matter how big the storm was, she wouldn't want to make his heart ripple.
In addition, there is a price, Wang Hao must change his strategy, in the past, he could deal with Xingyu, and he could also pull down his face to reprimand, and the window paper was broken, this trick would not work, and now he could only use coaxing and deception.
There is a price to gain, the knife tasted the sweetness, Wang Hao was surprised to find that it is more effective to deal with women with deception than anything else, it turns out that when women are willful, they might as well agree to their requests, most of the time, they will soon forget about it, even if they don't forget, it doesn't matter, just say a few nice words casually to get by.
Wang Hao also came to a corollary from this, women are animals full of fantasy, they have a lot of ideas, and you can never satisfy them all. In fact, they themselves don't expect their dreams to come true, sometimes it's just talking, but if you don't agree to them, they will be unhappy, she is not happy, and you don't have a good life, so to tell women a word, you have to do it before you dare to agree, it is simply asking for hardship, and you can't get along with yourself.
Grasping the basic principles, dealing with the star language becomes a breeze.
"No, I don't want to become your woman without knowing it, unless you confess to me again."
"Well, the weather is good, otherwise we will do it again now" Wang Hao was lying lazily on the river beach, still holding a straw stick in his mouth, there was a lot of grass around, and there seemed to be no flowers in this season.
"Don't want to fool around, I want you to announce it in public when there are many people?"
"No problem, you can choose the time and place, let's obey the order and listen to the command." The big deal is the Kunlun event, and the masters of the grass house last night were no less than the people who participated in the Kunlun event.
"I can't just talk about it, I still want a wedding."
"It must be done, and it must be grand, let's do it twice." You don't have to think about this kind of problem, the fat man is starting to get acquainted with it.
"Be serious! How can anyone have two weddings? Xingyu heard something wrong, and glared at someone.
"Why not? Do it once, do it once, and call all our relatives and friends! Xingyu ran away from home when he was a child, and Wang Hao didn't come home until he was twenty years old, and the two didn't have any friends at all.
"Why did you suddenly become so good, you were transgender?" In the blink of an eye, Xingyu has exhausted her skills, although she knows that someone is perfunctory, she can't cash in everything at once, the process of fighting is happy, everything that is too easy to get is lost, she prefers to see the fat man's embarrassed expression.
"No problem, transgender ......" (《》?) (《》)
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