【013】Interview
When the car arrived at Maolin Building, Mo Yan got out of the car, and the cabbage was like a curious baby, clamoring to go together.
Mo Yan went to apply for a job, and his attitude did not have to be polite, but at least it was impossible to let a lively little tail follow behind him. Founder Information Consulting Company does not list to the outside world and does not accept job seekers, so it is very possible to come to such a company to apply for a job and receive a cold reception. Mo Yan doesn't care, it's a big deal to slap his ass and leave, but you can't expect a girl like Cabbage to be safe after suffering a possible cold reception.
Therefore, Mo Yan did not hesitate to refuse Kale's request.
"Cut, is it rare? I wish you the old man failed in his job search and went home to gnaw on his ......"
Kale is not the kind of girl who messes around, after making a grimace at Mo Yan, she stepped on the accelerator and walked away.
Mo Yan smiled, tidied up the stalls on his body a little, and walked into the Maolin Mansion.
After entering the elevator, he noticed that the buttons on the seventh floor were more shiny than those on other floors, indicating that there were indeed not many customers in Founder Information Consulting, and even the number of employees in their house was not too large.
On the seventh floor, the elevator door opened, and Mo Yan walked out.
It's strange that after getting out of the elevator, Mo Yan didn't see the reception desk that most companies would set up, nor did he have the expected reception lady with a good face and a soft Mandarin mouth.
Facing them are two vermilion gates, very classical, but tightly closed, and there are no company nameplates on the walls on either side.
There was a doorbell by the door, and Mo Yan was about to reach out to press it, but suddenly a voice sounded in his ears.
"Hello, may I ask your surname, sir?"
The sound was slightly distorted, coming from a well-disguised loudspeaker on the door......
Mo Yan couldn't help but be stunned, and then reacted, presumably there was a hidden camera on the door, and after he came to the seventh floor, he had already fallen into the eyes of others.
"My name is Mo Yan, and a friend introduced me to your company to apply for a job."
"Mo Yan?" The voice hesitated, as if asking for confirmation. After about ten seconds, he said, "Mr. Mo, did Miss Du introduce you?" ”
Mo Yan nodded and said, "Yes, her name is Du Xiaoyin." ”
The vermilion door snapped softly and slid open to both sides, and at the same time, the voice was obviously much more polite, and said: "Hello Mr. Mo, please go straight forward, after reaching the end of the corridor, please turn right, Mr. Huang is waiting for you in room 002." ”
It was quiet inside, a long corridor with a thick dark red carpet stretched forward, and the offices on either side were closed without anyone showing up.
The first impression of this environment is quiet, with a hint of solemnity, which does not look like a for-profit company and more like a government agency.
Mo Yan walked along the corridor, turned right at the end, and after passing seven or eight offices and a conference room, he finally saw a room with a 002 nameplate. Mo Yan stretched out his hand and knocked on the door, but the door was hidden and not closed.
"Please come in ......," a gruff voice came from the office.
Mo Yan walked into the office, and indoors, a middle-aged fat man weighing at least two hundred pounds was laughing into the microphone.
"Okay, okay, I'll invite you to dinner, how about Deyunju? Vegan fasting is both healthy and slimming...... Tsk, what you're saying is that it's time for me to lose weight. But the problem is, I can't lose it. What? Yunshan Clubhouse? Damn, I don't have time, I'll talk about it when I have time. Okay, okay, that's it, I still have guests here. Good, good, goodbye. ”
The fat man put down the phone and walked out from behind the table with agility that did not match his weight, and before the person arrived, his hand had already stretched out, and he laughed: "Mr. Mo, right?" Hello, hello, the surname is Huang, Huang Liuxia. Sorry for a friend's phone call, snubbing you. ”
This life is a warm face, with a hearty laugh and is very infectious.
Mo Yan held Huang Liuxia's hand and said with a smile: "Mr. Huang is polite, I disturbed me." ”
Huang Liuxia said with a smile: "Where is it, you are a guest, I should greet you when I enter the door." Mr. Mo, please sit here ......."
Huang Liuxia personally made a cup of tea for Mo Yan, and after sending it, he pressed Mo Yan, who was about to stand up, and said, "Sit, sit, you're welcome." I don't have wine or coffee here, only tea, so I'm slacking you. I really don't like coffee, and I usually like to drink a drink, but the workplace is not very suitable. So, I can only grieve you to drink tea with me. ”
This fat man was extremely talkative, almost didn't give Mo Yan a chance to speak, paused slightly, and said: "Tea is a good thing, the benefits are innumerable, and you can lose weight." Let's not talk about other teas, just this cup in your hand, it looks inconspicuous and has no quality, in fact, you can't buy it with money. This is a real Yunlong alpine product, not on a scale, and belongs to a kind of wild tea. But the taste is excellent, and the weight loss effect is also good. ”
Mo Yan smiled and was about to speak, but Huang Liuxia sighed, and continued: "Tsk, when it comes to losing weight, look at my belly, I can't lose weight no matter how I lose it." You say, I don't eat much at every meal, I usually run around, and my body is not idle, why can't I lose weight? Take yesterday's dinner as an example, a small plate of green vegetables, four or five slices of meat, and two fist-sized rice balls, which is normal...... You say, "Why am I so fat?" ”
When it came to losing weight, he sighed for a long time, as if he was doing a homely thing, but when he looked at Mo Yan, there was a glimmer of light in his eyes.
Mo Yan didn't care, he just thought that this fat man liked to chat with people, but when he inadvertently saw the glimmer in his eyes, his heart couldn't help but move.
What is this for, interview questions?
Mo Yan realized that the fat man's words contained a small logical trap. He took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Mr. Huang, the dishes can be big or small, what about the greens, the salted greens that have been scooped up after a lot of water, and the oil-soaked greens that have more oil than the vegetables." The pork belly sold in the braised meat restaurant is one finger thick and three fingers wide. As for the rice balls, the fists of kindergarten children are small, but the fists of the two-meter-tall black man are very large...... At least it has to be the size of an vinegar bowl, right? ”
After a slight pause, he looked at Huang Liuxia and said with a smile: "Mr. Huang, if you eat like this, I can only say that you are not wronged if you are fat." By the way, this shouldn't be today's interview question, right? ”
Huang Liuxia laughed: "Sort of...... Let's put it this way, if you don't see the logical trap in the words, it's a small talk. If you find out, it means that you have passed the interview. Hehe, don't you think it's child's play? To tell you the truth, that's how my mentor dealt with me when he chose his assistant. It seems to be child's play, but it's just such a simple move, eliminating the pride of the sky for many days. ”
By saying this, he is acknowledging that the interview has begun.
The seemingly mundane, even boring topics just now actually contain a small logical trap, and they are narrated in small talk, and the past will be ignored if you don't pay attention to it.
Huang Liuxia has his own routines for doing things, if Mo Yan fails to find the trap in his words, this is a simple small talk, and he will not ask the question again, but directly take out the contract and let Mo Yan sign it, which is regarded as raising an idler.
He took such painstaking measures completely for the sake of Du Xiaoyin's face.
Du Xiaoyin and her organization have a deep relationship with Founder Company. The people she introduced, whether public or private, Huang Liuxia must give enough face. He had already thought about it, if anyone who came was capable, he would naturally be very happy. If it is a high-eyed master, although the company does not raise idlers, but for the sake of Du Xiaoyin's face, there is really such an extra one, and it doesn't seem to matter.
But now it seems that Mo Yan's performance is very good, which is somewhat unexpected by him.
But that's not enough......
"Speaking of which, I have a small topic here...... Huang Liuxia said with a smile: "Everyone in the company knows that I love to eat geese, and someone gave me one yesterday, the kind of big fat goose produced in Qingcao Lake, my favorite species." However, I have been hesitating, whether it is better to braise it or simply make it into braised goose? No, the goose is in the small restaurant where I usually eat, and I haven't thought about how to eat it until now. Mr. Mo, can you give me an idea? ”
How to eat a goose?
At first glance, such a topic may sound like a brain teaser, but it is not......
Mo Yan said without thinking: "How to eat, in fact, Mr. Huang, you have already given the answer." ”
Huang Liuxia pretended to be surprised and said, "Did I give it?" ”
Mo Yan smiled: "First of all, this goose is your favorite breed, this is a determining factor, let's put it aside first." Secondly, you have been hesitant whether to braised or marinated, which indicates that you like both flavors, which is also a factor that has been determined. In the end, the goose was placed in the restaurant where you usually eat, which means that whether it is braised or marinated, it is not your own hands. In this way, the answer is self-explanatory, that is, how exactly should this goose be eaten...... It's up to the chef! The chef is good at braised cuisine, so eat braised food, and the chef is good at braised cooking, so naturally he has to eat the goose braised and eaten. ”
Mo Yan said eloquently, but he was full of slander in his heart...... Nima, this guy is definitely a foodie. From the moment he walked into the office, he never left the word 'eat' in his mouth. If I hadn't known in advance that it was an information consulting company, I would have thought I had broken into a restaurant!
But then again, it's definitely not easy for this fat guy to be able to integrate interview questions into everyday life, and to blend them so cleverly and deceptively.
Mo Yan slandered in his heart, but Huang Liuxia was amazed at him.
The two questions just now seem to be bland, but they best reflect the candidate's observation and logical reasoning skills. In particular, the last question, at first glance, sounds almost child's play, but it tests whether the job seeker has the ability to see the essence through appearances.
There are actually many answers to how to eat a goose. But when all the appearances are stripped away, there is actually only one most reasonable answer.