【065】Cleaning and dusting
Mo Yan took the jade pendant and said modestly: "In front of Boss Lin, how dare you say anything to advise." I won't hide it from you, I only know a little fur about the origin of these two jade pendants. Moreover, I am not very sure, and further verification is needed. ”
Lin Qiu said: "Let's talk about its origin first." ”
Mo Yan nodded and said, "What are the names of these two jade pendants, to be honest, I don't know." But if I'm not mistaken, it's precious. To put it simply, after long-term wear, it can nourish the face, relax the meridians, and even delay the aging of people......"
He said nine truths and one falsehood, saying the most important function of the health talisman, but hiding its true origin. Some things are so shocking that even if they say it, I'm afraid no one will believe it. As for the effect of health preservation, it can be said generously. On the market, there are countless products with health benefits, and as for whether it is effective or not, I am afraid that only the seller will really know. Therefore, when he said the true effect of the jade pendant, not only was no one surprised, Zhang Xiaomeng even secretly pouted.
Lin Qiu was also a little disappointed, and said, "This ...... It doesn't seem to be verifiable, right? ”
The concept of health care really can't be verified by data, for example, those health products on the market, some people say they are useful, some people say they are useless. Most of the people who say they are useful are psychological, and a small part of them are entrusted by merchants. But whether it is useful or useless, its efficacy can only be a mental proof in the end, and cannot be measured by an exact standard. For example, a certain product is a standard counterfeit and shoddy, but after using it, some people feel that the effect is extraordinary, and they go to the hospital to check the various indicators of the body, and the data is gradually moving closer to the direction of health. The reason for this is nothing more than that under the psychological effect, the appetite is good, the mood is getting better, coupled with proper exercise and good work and rest, the effect gradually formed, and the so-called health products actually have nothing to do with half a dime.
But who can prove this with scientific means?
Mo Yan smiled: "Boss Lin, don't worry, listen to what I say." ”
After a slight pause, he continued: "I know that there are many health products on the market now, such as magnetized mattresses, bracelets, water cups, etc., which can be described as countless. As for whether it will work or not, I think everyone knows it in their hearts. To be honest, I don't believe in those things. But everyone, what you see now is that these two jade pendants are not scientific and technological products, and it is an exaggeration to say that this is a spiritual object that integrates the creation of heaven and earth, and its effect is real...... Well, folks, no matter how nice you say, you can't compare to the actual verification. Boss Lin, can you prepare a few things for me? ”
Lin Qiu said: "What is needed, you just say." ”
Mo Yan said: "A few very simple things, a bottle of vinegar, a charcoal stove, and a pot. The pot doesn't need to be too big, just a small one, but it's best to be ceramic. ”
Lin Qiu nodded, and immediately called the staff and asked him to prepare these things.
Before the thing was delivered, Mo Yan continued the lie he had made up a long time ago, and said, "The reason why I know the origin of this thing is when I was a child. At that time, one of my elders had such an ancestral jade pendant at home, from the appearance to the spots on the jade pendant, it was almost exactly the same as these two. At that time, the elder also thought that it was just an ordinary jade pendant, and he didn't take it to heart. Until one day, a Taoist priest stayed overnight at his house...... By the way, when I was a child, I lived in a village close to the mountains, and I often saw Taoist priests and monks from the traveling side. The Taoist priest was very surprised when he saw this jade pendant, and said what I had just said. At that time, my elder also didn't believe it, so the Taoist priest told him that since ancient times, spiritual objects have been obscure, and they will not appear in the world without cleansing and dusting......"
When Zhang Xiaomeng heard this, he couldn't help but say, "Hey, it's really fake, why do I get more and more mysterious the more I listen to it?" ”
Mo Yan laughed and said, "Daoist, speaking is always inevitable of divine chatter." No matter how scientific things turn through their mouths, most of them will be covered with a layer of mystery......"
His words are also hidden foreshadowing, one is to tell everyone that I am actually an atheist, and these words just now are nothing more than paraphrases of the original words, and do not represent my views. Secondly, this is also a kind of psychological suggestion, which is to tell everyone that no matter how mysterious things are, they all have their scientific principles. The reason why we think it's mysterious, mysterious, and incomprehensible is simply because we are ignorant.
With such a psychological hint, after everyone has seen the magic of these two jade pendants, they will be surprised and admired, but they will not make excessive associations.
In order to get one of these two jade pendants without touching cause and effect, Mo Yan racked his brains.
For this reason, he also sighed in his heart.
"In the final analysis, it's still my three views that are too right. If you change to a left-handed person, one of them will go down in your sleeves, and the three people in front of you will suddenly turn into ashes, where is the use of being so troublesome? ”
He sighed like this, seemingly envious of the unruliness of the Zuo Dao people, but in fact he knew very well that everyone had their own way, if he was really as unscrupulous as the Zuo Dao people, the way of the soul would never be said to be a big success, even a small success. The way of the divine soul, the mysterious abnormality, the impermanence of the law, the absence of the thoroughfare, the success or the failure, exist in one mind. To put it simply, if there is evil in the heart, you must do evil, and do not take evil as evil. If there is goodness in the heart, it must be done good, and not goodness for goodness. In short, as long as you can do it without any obstacles, you can do whatever you want. Take the two jade pendants in front of you as an example, there is no lower limit to the three views of the left Dao people, and they can kill people and get goods. Mo Yan can't do it, although he is not a good person, he also has a limit. Therefore, he can only try his best to get a jade pendant without touching cause and effect, and he must be unhindered.
"Sure enough, it is difficult for good people to practice, and there are no good people to practice...... No wonder the main line of Xianxia novels is now all about killing people and grabbing treasures! ”
"It's hard to be a good person, and it's even more difficult to have great ability, but still choose to be a good person. Mo Yan, Mo Yan, you are really a good person......"
Although he sighed in his heart, he also had some self-satisfaction, and inadvertently, he issued himself a good person card.
While speaking, things such as old vinegar and charcoal stoves that Mo Yan wanted had already been delivered.
Mo Yan did not delay, lit the charcoal stove, put the clay pot on the table, and then poured in half a bottle of old vinegar.
Seeing this, Lin Qiu said, "Mo Yan, you want to heat it, isn't the taste too big?" When the time comes, the smell of vinegar in the room will have an impact on the calligraphy and painting in the room......"
Mo Yan smiled: "It's okay, just heat it up a little, don't worry." ”
Lin Qiu wanted to say something, but Zhang Xiaomeng pulled his arm and didn't allow him to speak.
The girl's curiosity has been completely fished by Mo Yan, and at this moment, she just wants to see the so-called magic.
For her, if something really magical, she will get two surprises, one big and one small. The little surprise proves itself, and having this genuine product is enough to prove that his eye for missing is not useless. The big surprise is Mo Yan's boast of 'nourishing the face and delaying aging'. For most girls, appearance always comes first, and Zhang Xiaomeng is no exception. She is not ugly, her facial features are upright, and her eyes are especially smart. If it weren't for the slightly worse skin and some small acne on the face, at least she would be called an intellectual beauty. And this is precisely her biggest regret.
If the magic that Mo Yan said really happens, for Zhang Xiaomeng, the biggest regret will become a thing of the past, how can you tell her not to look forward to it?
"In the words of the Taoist priest, the next step is to cleanse the dirt and remove the dust......"
Mo Yan saw that the old vinegar in the pot was slightly steaming, looked at Zhang Xiaomeng and said, "Miss Zhang, before that, please choose one of these two jade pendants." ”
Zhang Xiaomeng was stunned and said, "Why choose one?" ”
Mo Yan smiled slightly: "Because one of them is my reward, in order not to be ostentatious, I plan to declean and dust in the future." ”
Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but laugh and said, "You are really welcome." ”
Mo Yan smiled: "Actually, this is not only a reward, but also a reward for being honest to me, don't you think so?" ”
Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but be stunned, then nodded and said, "You're right, if you're not honest, even if these two jade pendants are worth a fortune, they are just two stones for me." Well, I am here to officially announce that no matter what the outcome is, one of these two jade pendants will be my reward for you. ”
Lin Qiu also nodded and said, "This is the way it should be......"
Mo Yan saw that the matter was finalized, and said, "Miss Zhang, choose one." ”
Zhang Xiaomeng blinked her eyes and carefully picked one of them for a long time before picking up one of them and said, "That's it." ”
Mo Yan took the jade pendant, put it in the pot, and said with a smile: "About five or six minutes will be fine." To be honest, I'm nervous right now, not knowing if the end result is what I guessed. If not, don't laugh, just watch a burlesque......"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.
Zhang Xiaomeng asked: "What is the principle of using vinegar to cook jade pendants?" ”
Mo Yan said: "I don't know the principle of it, that's what the Taoist priest did back then, and now I just have to learn the same ......."
Zhang Xiaomeng nodded, didn't continue to ask, just stared nervously at the steaming clay pot.
Of course, she didn't know that all of this, including the so-called spiritual obscurity, dirt and dust, was actually made up by Mo Yan casually.
The reason why these two health talismans are not visible is because after thousands of years of absorption, the aura in them has been saturated and solidified. Or even siltation. The construction of magical talismans also stopped working because of this. If you want it to rejuvenate again, you must use external force to channel it. The so-called external force is not soaked in vinegar, nor is it channeled by high temperature, but refers to the true qi that can only be possessed by monks who have opened up the sea of suffering!
For Mo Yan, in fact, as long as he has absorbed his true qi, these two talismans can see the light of day and rejuvenate themselves.
Of course, it is impossible for him to do this, at least not in front of everyone, otherwise, the biggest magic today is not these two jade pendants, but he, a big living person!
A few minutes passed in a blink of an eye, Mo Yan extinguished the charcoal fire, and after the temperature dropped, his right hand reached into the pot......
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