Chapter Ninety-Four: Inner Yellow Enema

"Uncle Chen? Are you Uncle Chen? Uncle Chen, help! The long-haired young man seemed to see a life-saving straw, hugging Lao Chen's legs.

Lao Chen sighed and said to Xiao Yu, "Let's make a mistake, this is my neighborhood child, I have seen the big one since I was a child, although this kid is usually idle and does not do his job, but I dare to guarantee the ticket, he definitely doesn't have the courage to go out and rob the road." ”

"Robbery?" The long-haired young man suddenly quieted down, his eyes widened and said, "You treat me as a robber?" ”

"If you're not a robber, why do you always follow us?" The driver surnamed Wei also came to his senses at this time, looking at the appearance of this young man, his arms were as thin as hemp rods, and he went to rob the road, which was a joke.

The long-haired young man said aggrievedly, "I just sent my girlfriend back, and I saw that it was already dark, and I was afraid that I would run into someone who robbed the road, so I have been following you, first, to give myself courage, and second, if there is a robbery, it will only rob you, and I will be safe." ”

Lao Chen listened to his words, and couldn't help but laugh and scold, "Xiao Fei, you kid has a lot of eyes, but it's a pity that it's not used in the right path!" Otherwise, you would have been admitted to university long ago! ”

Xiao Yu couldn't help but be deflated when he heard this, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, seeing the pitiful appearance of this long-haired young man, Xiao Yu didn't want to worry about him anymore.

The four of them got into the car again, and Xiao Fei got on his motorcycle again and followed back behind.

As soon as it opened for a while, the big cow shouted, "What does it smell like?" Why are you so ashamed? ”

It was winter, the windows in this carriage were closed tightly, and the driver surnamed Wei peed his pants, and the smell could not be dispersed, and the whole carriage was filled with a smell of urine.

The driver surnamed Wei blushed, secretly blaming himself for being too useless, why did he pee? But if he was asked to admit it to his face, it would be too embarrassing, so he had to keep quiet and drive with his head down.

Xiao Yu pushed the bull and gave him a look, asking him to say a few words, anyway, this Neihuang County is almost here, just bear with it!

The taxi drove for another ten minutes and finally drove into Neihuang County.

This is a small county town in Henan that is no more ordinary, today is the first day of the new year, and it is night, there are few pedestrians on the road, and there is a depressed scene.

After entering the Inner Yellow City, Lao Chen's face finally had some blood, and he was frightened along the way, but he finally arrived home safely, and turned back to Xiao Yu and said, "Xiao Yu, do you two have a place to stay?" Do you want me to book a hotel for you? ”

Da Niu's home is not in this Neihuang County, there is still a long way to go from here, the two discussed on the way, first stay in Neihuang County for one night, and then set off tomorrow morning.

Lao Chen felt a little sorry for Xiao Yu in his heart, and he should have invited Xiao Yu and them to go home for a night, but the place at home was too small, and he had a daughter who was half a year old, which was really inconvenient.

"Hotel?" Xiao Yu thought about it, the price of staying in a hotel must be expensive, there is no need to waste this money, it is better to find an Internet café to make do with it for a night, so he said to Lao Chen, "Lao Chen, is there an Internet café in this county?" We wanted to surf the internet in the internet café at night. ”

"Internet cafes? How could there not be? Xiaofei's parents run an Internet café, or you should go to his Internet café! Their family and mine are neighbors, and if there is any problem, you can find me right away. Lao Chen suggested.

Xiao Yu saw that Lao Chen was so enthusiastic, and his heart was also moved, although this Lao Chen was a little timid, but he was a sincere person.

Thanks to Lao Chen, the taxi drove for five minutes and stopped in front of an Internet café.

A few people got out of the car, Xiao Yu looked back, and sure enough, Xiao Fei also followed slowly on a motorcycle.

Lao Chen and Xiaofei talked about the matter, this kid was very happy, and he agreed, and said that he was usually watching the store at night, and if they wanted to sleep, they could sleep in his bed, anyway, he played games all night, and he didn't have to sleep.

After Lao Chen settled Xiaoyu and them properly, he gave Master Wei another 300 yuan for the fare, and asked for a handwritten ***, which Master Wei was also interesting enough to write 450 yuan on ***, so that Lao Chen could get a little more oil.

Lao Chen hurried home to see his wife and daughter, left a business card for Xiaoyu, asked him to call if he had something, and left in a hurry.

Master Wei dared to have a place to go, saying that he had a good friend in the county, and he would stay with her tonight and ask for guests back to Zhengzhou tomorrow.

Several people parted ways in front of the Internet café.

Xiao Yu and the two followed Xiao Fei into the Internet café, this kind of family Internet café operates on a small basis, there are only more than 20 computers in it, and the configuration is not comparable with the Internet café in Shanghai, but the business is not bad, and it is full.

The person who watched the store was a middle-aged man about forty-five or six years old, who should be Xiao Fei's father, saw Xiao Fei come in, said a few words to him, and left in a hurry.

Because they spoke in dialects, Xiao Yu listened vaguely, as if complaining about how Xiao Fei came, and the family was waiting for him to play mahjong, missing one of the three.

Xiao Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it's strange that this kind of parents can educate their children well!

Xiao Fei took Xiao Yu and the two into a small room in the Internet café, which was a room of about ten square meters, with a bed and a big shabby table, the table was full of messy things, there were computer accessories, network cables, large bowls with instant noodles, a few packets of moldy biscuits, and Xiao Yu even saw a few condoms.

Xiao Fei asked them to put their luggage in the corner of the room, picked up two packets of instant noodles and said, "The computer outside will be free until later, are you hungry?" Would you like to eat some noodles? ”

Xiao Yu thought to himself, it was impossible to occupy other people's rooms, how could he be embarrassed to eat other people's things again, besides, looking at the yellowed instant noodle bowl, he really couldn't raise any appetite, so he said, "Let's go out to eat, let's go together, I invite you." ”

Xiao Fei shook his head and said with a smile, "No one in the store can't do it, there is a braised noodle shop next door, otherwise, buy me an enema when you come back, the enema in this store is very delicious, okay?" ”

"No problem!"

Xiao Yu walked out of the Internet café with Da Niu, and looked to the left, sure enough, it was a braised noodle shop, and the signboard hanging at the door was old, no wonder he didn't find it just now.

The two of them entered the store, it was not big, there were five or six tables, but it was very tidy, and an aunt who was about fifty years old was sitting on a bench watching TV, and when she saw a customer, she immediately greeted her.

"What do you two want to eat?" The aunt greeted warmly.

"Bring us three bowls of mutton noodles and two plates of enema." Xiao Yu is very aware of the amazing amount of food of this big cow, although the bowl of braised noodles itself is big enough, but at noon, the big cow is obviously only half full.

The aunt agreed, rolled up her sleeves, and went to the kitchen to work.

Da Niu smirked beside him when he heard this, "Hehe, it's still the boss who knows me best and knows that I eat a lot." ”

The two sat on the bench and watched TV, the TV replayed yesterday's Spring Festival Gala, a singer who is very famous in China is singing hard, Xiaoyu's current singing skills are already expert-level, and his ear power is naturally extraordinary.

The two watched two more shows, and the proprietress had already made three bowls of mutton stewed noodles and served them together, the bowl here was significantly larger than the bowl in the Zhengzhou noodle restaurant, and the amount of braised noodles was much more.

Xiao Yu also picked up the chopsticks and ate two bites, feeling that the stewed noodles here are even better in taste than those in Zhengzhou, although they are not as exquisite as the braised noodles in Zhengzhou, they have a local flavor.

The proprietress turned around and went to the kitchen again, brought two large plates of things, and put them on Xiaoyu's table.

Xiao Yu took a look and found that the colors of these two plates were not the same, one plate was dark red like blood, and the other plate was golden in color, smelling fragrant, and a small bowl of dipping sauce was placed on the side of each of the two plates.

"Could it be that this is the enema in Xiao Fei's mouth?" Xiao Yu guessed in his heart.

The proprietress seemed to see that Xiao Yu was eating enema for the first time, and said with a slight smile, "I don't know what flavor you like, so I made a copy of the saema and the fried enema, you can try it!" ”

Xiao Yu held the chopsticks, thinking about the kind of good to eat first, but the big cow stretched out his hand, picked up a large chopsticks and fried the enema and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing the enema in his mouth while vaguely saying, "Xiao Yu, my mother will also do this inner yellow enema, usually only make it for us to eat during the New Year's holidays, it is very delicious!" ”

Xiao Yu saw that he ate sweetly, and he also followed his example, picked up a piece of fried enema and put it in his mouth, and when he bit it, he only felt that the outside was charred and the inside was tender, spicy and fragrant, fragrant but not greasy, and couldn't help but praise secretly.

I picked up a piece of sausage and dipped it in the seasoning, and put it in my mouth, only to feel that the entrance was smooth, soft and rotten, but it had a different taste.

"Neihuang enema, can be eaten, every 100 grams of consumption reduces hunger and thirst by 25%, instantly restores health by 20%, constitution +1, and pleasure increases by 25%!"

Looking at this surname, Xiao Yu was surprised, these other surnames are also normal, but this physique +1 is too unbelievable.

The various snacks I have tasted and made in the past are all temporary increases in physical strength, strength and other surnames, but the surnames contained in this Neihuang enema do not have the word 'temporary'.

"What the hell is going on?" Xiao Yu thought about it for a long time and didn't figure it out, but when he came back to his senses, he found that Da Niu had almost wiped out most of the plate of fried enema, Xiao Yu was suddenly anxious, and he also devoured it.

However, the two of them had already sent all the two plates of enemas to their stomachs.

The proprietress sat next to her and looked stupid, it was normal for the big man to have a big appetite, but this little brother couldn't see that he could eat so much.

"Would you like another plate?" The proprietress looked at Xiao Yu and asked tentatively.

Xiao Yu looked at his physique that had just risen by 10 points with satisfaction, he really didn't expect that he would get such a big benefit from eating this enema, but this pound of enema was indeed a little panicked.

He and Da Niu were patronizing and grabbing the enema just now, and the mutton stewed noodles didn't move a few chopsticks, thinking of Xiaofei's explanation, he said to the proprietress, "Let's bring us another plate, we have to pack it and take it away." ”

The proprietress agreed, and went back to the kitchen.

"Xiaoyu, I didn't expect you to be so able to eat, the enema here tastes okay, but compared with my mother's cooking, the taste is much worse." Seeing that the enema was gone, the big cow turned to attack the two bowls of mutton stewed noodles in front of him.

"Oh? Even better than here? Xiao Yu couldn't believe it, this enema with a physique of +1 was already the best in his opinion, and he really couldn't imagine that there was a better enema.

Da Niu pouted and said, "What is this, the enema in this county town is far less delicious than the one made in the countryside, when you arrive at my house, I will ask my mother to make it for you to eat, and you will know that what I said is true." ”

While the two were talking, they suddenly remembered the sound of a motorcycle outside the door, and after a while, three big men walked in from outside the door, all three of them were wearing cotton jackets and old military uniforms, in their thirties, all of them had the same inches.

The first person is about 1.75 meters tall, very sturdy, with a face full of flesh, fierce eyes, and two eye-catching scars on his forehead, crossed into a cross.

As soon as this person entered the door, he looked around, and saw that there were only two customers, Xiao Yu and Da Niu, so he took the lead and sat down at a table.

The proprietress was walking out of the kitchen with a bento box filled with enema, and when she saw the three big men, she couldn't help but look stunned, her hand shook, and the bento box almost fell to the ground.

"The proprietress came to three bowls of mutton stewed noodles and five catties of enema! Two bottles of Zhang Gong! The leader shouted loudly.

The proprietress replied in a low voice, put the lunch box on Xiao Yu's table, took two bottles of liquor and three wine cups and put them on the table of the three people who had just arrived, and hurriedly turned around and went back to the kitchen, as if she was very afraid of these three people.

Xiao Yu had already sensed that something was wrong, and intuitively, these three people were definitely not good people, so he quietly threw a reconnaissance technique at the head of the person.

"The leader of the robbers, the attack power is level six, the health is high, the defense is high, the weapon - the fist. Combat Strength Assessment - He's an opponent you can't beat. ”

Xiao Yu was stunned, he didn't expect that the robbers who had been on guard all the way appeared here, and to his surprise, this robber leader was obviously not something he could deal with.

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