Guan Yushan closed his phone triumphantly, he sang well in his one-man show just now, Han Bing actually believed it, haha, does he really have acting talent? Damn, I knew earlier, I might as well go to the theater!

opened the door of the cubicle, and was about to walk out, but almost bumped into a person head-on, and just wanted to scold his mother, but found that this person was very familiar, it was Zhang Xiaoyu.

Guan Yushan's brain buzzed, he almost didn't pee his pants, and his thoughts were racing, when did he come? Did you hear the call between yourself and Han Bing just now? If he had listened to all the conversations just now, wouldn't he have to walk around tonight without eating?

He glanced at Xiao Yu tremblingly, and asked tremblingly, "Yu ...... Brother Yu, you ...... Why are you here? ”

Xiao Yu looked at him strangely and said, "Didn't you call me just now?" I thought you forgot to bring tissue to the toilet, no, you sent tissue paper! ”

After speaking, he shook a large tube of toilet paper in his hand at Guan Yushan.

"Paper? Oh! Right! Right! Brother Yu, I really didn't bring a tissue, I was in a hurry just now, so I screamed twice through the door, but, hehe, I don't need it anymore. Guan Yushan was relieved, looking at the situation, Xiao Yu didn't hear the conversation between himself and Han Bing just now.

"Don't need it? Did you find the paper paper? ”

"Hehe, in this case, I usually don't wipe my buttocks, anyway, the underwear hasn't been washed for a long time, so I'll just change it out and wash it together."

Looking at Guan Yushan's fat face, Xiao Yu was speechless, and felt sick in his heart, this kid is really not ordinary dirty.

forced Guan Yushan to take a shower in the shower, and asked him to change his clothes inside and out, so Xiao Yu allowed him to return to the dormitory.

Guan Yushan complied with a sad face, these days, whoever has a hard fist is the boss, who can't beat Xiaoyu?

Both of them are night owls, and after taking a bath, Guan Yushan is even more energetic, although it is already eleven o'clock, neither of them is sleepy.

Xiao Yu wanted to be idle anyway, so he asked Guan Yushan to teach him a few sumo moves, so as to save his eyes when he competed tomorrow.

Guan Yushan naturally couldn't ask for it, so he vacated a vacant space in the dormitory and taught him by hand.

This Guan Yushan seems to have really received a systematic study of sumo, and the explanation is clear and organized, which makes Xiaoyu can't help but look at him a little differently.

Due to the tight schedule, Guan Yushan only taught Xiao Yu a move to stretch out his palm and push straight, and in sumo, this move has a proprietary name called 'Sudden Zhang'.

This move looks simple, it is to push the opponent away with a palm, but it also contains several changes, the key point is the grasp of the time, position, speed and strength of the shot, with Xiaoyu's comprehension ability, naturally there is no problem.

"Hint, learn sumo wrestling skills, level: beginner, proficiency 1%."

"Gain intermediate sumo wrestling instruction and increase your proficiency by 10%."

Xiao Yu couldn't help but laugh dumbly, Guan Yushan, the president of the sumo association, originally only had an intermediate skill level, but in terms of his tonnage and size, he was qualified, but it was difficult to find a second more suitable person in Zhongtian University.

Xiao Yu practiced alone for a while, feeling a little boring, so he pulled Guan Yushan as a sparring partner, Guan Yushan refused at first, since the last time he suffered under Xiao Yu's hands, he had an inexplicable fear of Xiao Yu in his heart, how dare he fight him again.

However, he couldn't help Xiao Yu's coercion and intimidation, especially when he heard Xiao Yu say that if he didn't give him a sparring partner, then when Liu Zefei and them came to play in the gym tomorrow, they wouldn't help him, Guan Yushan had no choice but to agree.

Five minutes later, Guan Yushan fell softly in the corner of the wall, he couldn't remember how many times he was pushed by Xiao Yu, he only felt dizzy, his chest was stuffy, and he didn't have any strength up and down.

He didn't know where Xiao Yu got so much strength, his weight of more than 200 catties in his hands was no different from a small sandbag.

Especially Xiao Yu's right hand, it is even more terrifying, just a slight push, his body flew up from the ground, like a broken sack, slammed on the wall, fortunately he has a lot of fat on his body, which plays a good cushioning role, otherwise he will definitely hit a bone and break tendons.

When Xiao Yu beckoned to him and asked him to get up and practice again, Guan Yushan said that he wouldn't get up anymore, tears flowed down his face, and he begged for mercy, "Brother Yu, Brother Yu!" Just spare me! I really can't do it, if you really want to practice, tomorrow I'll take you to our sumo association's dedicated venue to practice, where there is special training equipment, I can't stand this human sandbag. ”

Xiao Yu saw that he was really tired enough, and he didn't want to be embarrassed for him anymore, this trick 'suddenly' he had already practiced well, and it should be more than enough to cope with tomorrow's competition.

In the practice just now, he was also surprised to find that his right arm was not only invulnerable, but also infinitely powerful, Guan Yushan was such a big man, in his right hand, it was no different from three taels of cotton, in comparison, the strength of his left arm was much worse.

It seems that this 'right hand of the devil' is indeed extraordinary.

×××× early the next morning.

Xiaoyu got up early and dragged the sleepy-eyed Guan Yushan to the cafeteria for breakfast.

Today is the first day of his school life, there is an inexplicable sense of excitement, but Guan Yushan is bitter, last night as a sparring partner for Xiao Yu, he fell all over his body and his bones hurt, and he was woken up by Xiao Yu so early in the morning, it was really miserable, this is probably the earliest time he got up in this university in three years.

Today is the first day of school at Zhongtian University, and since the vast majority of students have returned to school, the five canteens have been opened, and Xiaoyu and the others went to the first canteen closest to Building No. 5.

The scale of this canteen is similar to the second canteen where Xiao Yu and Yan Yaxi ate on the day of registration, because it is relatively close to the dormitory of the senior class, so most of the people who eat here are junior and senior students.

When Xiaoyu and the others walked into the cafeteria, they found that there were already a lot of people sitting inside, and they hadn't seen each other during the summer vacation, and the classmates who knew each other were all greeting each other and chatting about the fun things in the summer.

Guan Yushan really deserves to be one of the 'Zhongtian Three Tyrants', as soon as he appeared in the cafeteria, the classmates fled from the wind, and for a while the chickens and dogs in the cafeteria were not lively, and in just ten seconds, half of the people actually left.

Xiao Yu smiled and whispered, "Fatty, your popularity seems to be good!" ”

Guan Yushan touched his head in embarrassment, and gave a frightened look to a boy who was passing by him and hurriedly walked outside, which scared the boy into a stumbling position, and then said to Xiao Yu with a smile, "Brother Yu, I was wronged, they were confused by my appearance, but in fact, under my appearance of more than 200 catties, I have a kind and pure heart." ”

"Are you still kind and pure? Who asked me for protection money in the first place? Xiao Yu glared at him.

"Hehe, hehe, Brother Yu, that's just a little joke, Brother Yu, you find a place to sit first, I'll buy you breakfast!" Guan Yushan saw that the momentum was not right, and hurriedly twisted his big fat butt and walked towards the food window.

Xiao Yu didn't talk nonsense with him, looked around, and sat down at a table by the window, and after a while, Guan Yushan had already bought breakfast.

Ten meat buns, ten vegetable buns, ten eggs, ten fried dough sticks, plus two bowls of porridge and some pickles, filled two large trays.

Looking at the two large trays stacked like hills in front of him, Xiao Yu's mouth opened wide, and it took a long time to come back to his senses and ask, "Fatty, there are only two of us, why are you buying so many things?" Can't you eat without Lang fee? ”

Guan Yushan said with a smile, "Brother Yu, you can rest assured, we have to eat a lot to maintain our weight when we practice sumo, Japanese professional sumo players, from childhood to adulthood, in addition to eating is sleeping, compared with others, I am just a drizzle, and you said, I call it 'one eat down ten meetings', when I weigh four hundred pounds, I will become a god, what taekwondo, judo, tai chi, I see one to kill one, Brother Yu, you just eat, I will cover the rest, and I will definitely not Lang fee!" ”

Xiao Yu shook his head, picked up a meat bun and ate it.

Although the meat buns of Zhongtian University are not as delicious as the meat buns in their own food city, the taste is not bad, the filling is delicious and juicy, and under chewing, the mouth is full of fragrance, and I can't help but praise it secretly.

After eating a meat bun, drinking a bowl of porridge, and eating some pickles, Xiao Yu saw that his hunger and thirst had dropped to zero, so he stopped eating, and it was Lang Fei to eat again.

looked up at Guan Yushan, in this moment's effort, he had already killed four meat buns, two vegetable buns and two fritters, this guy's big mouth was open, as if there was a bottomless pit, a meat bun was stuffed in two bites, Xiao Yu couldn't help but be secretly frightened when he saw it, is this still a person?

The two were eating when a voice sounded not far away, "Yo, Guan Fatty, the sun is coming out of the west?" Why are you coming to breakfast today? ”

Xiao Yu's heart moved, this voice was very familiar to him, he turned his head to look, and sure enough, Han Bing walked over here with a tray.

Today, Han Bing's dress is very special, with a white short-sleeved T-shirt and a camouflage vest, and a pair of camouflage shorts on the lower body, which is quite heroic.

When Guan Yushan saw that it was Han Bing, he was stunned for a moment, a trace of unnatural look flashed in his eyes, and he immediately changed his flattering face to Han Bing and said, "It turns out that it is President Han, haven't you always eaten breakfast in the first canteen?" What is the wind that brought you here? ”

"Oh, there are too many people in the first cafeteria, and everything is almost sold out, so I'll come over." Han Bing naturally sat down at the table of Xiao Yu and the others, and when he saw so many things piled up in front of Guan Yushan, he couldn't help frowning, wanting to say something, but swallowed it again.

Her breakfast is simple, a vegetable bag and a bowl of sweet soy milk, and it seems that even a neutral woman pays attention to her figure.

Han Bing and Guan Yushan chatted for a few words, glanced at Xiao Yu, and suddenly said to Xiao Yu with some pretended surprise, "Hey, aren't you the Zhang Xiaoyu?" ”

Xiao Yu sneered in his heart, he didn't believe that only two days later, Han Bing would forget about himself, and said with a faint smile on his face, "Senior sister, your memory is really good." ”

Han Bing smiled, as if he didn't take the matter of the parking lot to heart at all, and asked in a more cordial voice, "Classmate Zhang Xiaoyu, are you still used to living?" Is it still comfortable to wash your hair? ”

When she said the word 'wash her hair', she particularly accentuated her tone, remembering the situation when Guan Yushan reported to her yesterday, Han Bing's heart suddenly rose with a strong sense of pleasure after revenge, and the smile on her face became more cordial.