Chapter 342: The Difficulty of Loaches
The loach stared at the wide-eyed beads, looked at the frightened Yueyang, and then squinted his eyes, looked back, and showed Feng Ling'er who was smiling happily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hmph, this girl is still powerful, and she will be scared away in a few words, the future wolf emperor. Feng Ling'er wrinkled her nose, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and smiled proudly.
"Damn, how do I feel, I'm being taken advantage of by this. The loach bared its teeth and pretended to be fierce.
Feng Ling'er's originally happy smile suddenly became gloomy after hearing the loach's words: "Shut your stinky mouth!
The loach swept around suspiciously and asked, "There seems to be no one else besides you." ”
Feng Ling'er showed her white little tiger teeth, grinding them straight up.
Tianyan reluctantly grabbed the loach's tail and pushed it back, so as not to break out again into war.
"Whew, Yan boy, don't turn your elbows out, spread out! He's not your woman, besides, other people's men are Haotian, you have that kind of heart, it's useless." Loach said.
Tianyan had a black face, Feng Ling'er's face was red with shame, and the two of them stepped forward neatly to flatten the loach, screaming in pain.
"Hmm~~~ See the bastard who forgets his senses, I'll fork whoever is who. The loaches scurried with their heads in their arms, and their two big paws were like hot wheels, spinning and running.
The loach walked upright, still exerting its speed to the extreme, this is the most bizarre variety that Tianyan and even Feng Ling'er have ever seen, and the two of them are 'chasing' the loach with wide eyes.
The loach's mouth was too vicious, and it kept slamming Tianyan and Feng Ling'er, but its escape speed was really practiced to the extreme, and the two chased and killed, but to no avail.
Feng Ling'er stomped her feet angrily, hated in her heart, and said to herself: "Damn loach, when I return to Haori City, I have to stew you into dragon soup and feed it to the piglets." ”
As the queen of the human race, she is usually gentle with the world, and she is the goddess of dreams in the hearts of all men, but after a few days with the loach, her perfection was completely destroyed, revealing Feng Ling'er's original face.
As a supreme lady 20,000 years ago, Feng Ling'er is not a fuel-efficient lamp, but also a female man who is jealous and hateful, and dares to fight and kill.
Her temperament is gentle and elegant, approachable, and she is a beautiful lady if she doesn't move, and she will become a female god of war when she moves.
"Hey, how do you usually put up with this loach?" Feng Ling'er asked with her head sideways.
Tianyan spread his hands and said helplessly: "How do I know, it's over in a daze." ”
Feng Ling'er's face was tangled together, her eyebrows were furrowed, she was really almost fainted by the loach, but the loach's escape was not covered.
"As soon as you look at its escape skills, you will know that it is a person, cowardly as a mouse, and will only shamelessly sneak attack loach strips. Feng Ling'er said coquettishly.
The loach shook his head, humming a small tune, ignoring Feng Ling'er's verbal attacks, vicious words, and constantly spit out of his mouth, with such a thick-skinned character, he said to the bang, anyone would be shot down to the red dust.
Tianyan sighed lightly, he couldn't control either of them, and he didn't dare to manage them.
Feng Ling'er, as the emperor of the human race, has the grace of reinvention for herself, what do you dare to say?
Not to mention the loach, which has never been used as a deaf ear to his own words, and the speed of forgetting is faster than a loud fart.
Its fangs are really not covered, opening and closing up and down, enough to bite off any holy weapon, and the bruises and blood marks on his body are all bitten by loaches, if it is not a last resort, Tianyan does not want to be bitten madly.
"When I get to cultivate a lot higher than a loach, I'll have to find a small dark room and beat it hard. Tianyan glared at the loach, recalling the unbearable scenes, and couldn't help wailing.
"Thinking of my future Tianyan God, when I was young, I was bitten by a loach all day long, and I had to be treated as a joke by others and passed down through the ages. "The more Tianyan thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, why did he make such a brother?
"Wowhaha, wowhaha, your loach is the uncle, wahaha, wahaha, your loach is the uncle........." The loach hummed a small tune, sang a song, twisted his buttocks, cocked his tail, and had a lot of fun playing by himself.
In the blink of an eye, in the pursuit of the two and the escape of the dragon, they soon approached Haori City.
Looking at the Great Wall of Steel in front of him, the loach, who didn't understand the situation, couldn't help but sigh softly: "Hey, what is that? It looks like a giant city...... Oh, I see, could it be that this is the legendary Haori City?"
The loach squinted its eyes, looking very treacherous, constantly smacking Haori City, looking back and forth.
"Hmph, if it's really Haori City, your loach uncle won't throw himself into the net and take the initiative to enter Haori City. The loach snorted and turned around to leave.
"I am the Empress of the Human Race, order the people of Haori City to do their best to capture the loaches under the city alive!" A delicate voice echoed in the sky above Haorixiong Pass, and exploded in the ears of every Terran.
Feng Ling'er's strength was profound, and it was clearly spread throughout the entire Xiongguan, whether it was a strong person of that level, they were all shocked, they didn't dare to slack off, and flew over the city.
The loach's face was on the side, and he secretly snorted badly, but it was too late.
Thousands of powerhouses of different levels flew out of Haori City, and many powerhouses such as the Hammer King, the Lan King, and many other powerhouses breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Feng Ling'er's figure again.
"The queen is back! I'll go out of the city to answer it. The king of the human race shouted, and his figure moved, instantly surrounding the loach.
"You forked, Benlong was pitted?" The loach scolded, looking at the thousands of strong people, his heart was weak for a while, and he greeted every strong man of the human race honestly.
"Uncles and aunts, grandparents, Xiaolong is not talented, and he actually bothers your master......" The loach was simple, honest, and scratched his head embarrassedly, looking like a little dragon that was harmless to humans and animals.
Many strong people stared at each other with big eyes, the loach's acting skills were too strong, even the old monsters who had cultivated for hundreds of thousands or millions of years were all trapped by the loaches.
The loaches wilted, their big eyes rolling, and they looked around, wondering where to run.
Feng Ling'er was furious, came to the encirclement, raised her jade feet, and kicked the loach a few times.
"Oh, hmm...... Seniors spare their lives, I just accidentally bumped into you, you hit and scolded, you just let me go, this cute, simple, honest little dragon. "Because of 'fear', the loach shrank back, trembling, and looked at Feng Ling'er with a frightened little face, as if he was looking at a demon, as pitiful as he wanted.
Feeling the strange gaze of the strong people around her, Feng Ling'er was almost spurted with anger, the loach was very inauthentic, first hit a rake, and bit her back, and she was nothing.
"The emperor is gentle with the world, how can it be such a vicious woman in your mouth?
Although, Feng Ling'er knew that not many people would believe the words in the loach's mouth, but it didn't mean that no one didn't believe it!
Haotian is proud of the ages, crowned the first emperor of the human race, and shocked the chaos of all races, he is the most heroic and powerful man, and he doesn't know how many girls have captured the hearts of girls.
However, 20,000 years have passed, except for Feng Ling'er, who lives in the Emperor's Palace and is called the emperor, the rest of the women, regardless of whether they have a love-hate relationship with Haotian before, but the years are in a hurry, and only Feng Ling'er is silently admitted by Haotian and admits the fact that she is her own woman.
There is only one monk, but there are too many porridges, too many people, too many forces, aiming at the position of the emperor and queen of the human race.
Once the leader of the supernatural forces, he was willing to sacrifice his only beautiful daughter and let her be Haotian's concubine, but Haotian refused in person.
Regardless of whether what Loach said was true or not, if Feng Ling'er accidentally fell into it, it would be a huge blow to her reputation.
Feng Ling'er hated it so much that she couldn't wait to swallow the loach alive, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and a grievance that could not be expressed spontaneously arose.
Feng Ling'er left, and before leaving, there were two lines of tears, which were seen by many people.
The loach shook his head, and said silently in his heart: "Little girl, come to this trick again, pretend, continue to pretend, Benlong will not be fooled again." ”
The loaches that were smug on the side did not notice at all that they were coming from a group of vicious, red-eyed people around them.
"You actually used your filthy mouth to run away from the beautiful and noble emperor and slaughter it to stew soup!" many people shouted, sacrificed their magic weapons, and swept over.
The loach was startled, and jumped up as if it were burning its buttocks.
"Damn, this is definitely a pit! It really is the most poisonous woman's heart!" the loach cursed, rampage to escape the encirclement.
However, Feng Ling'er's influence is too high, and the thousands of strong people surrounded are all people over 100,000 years old, they have experienced Feng Ling'er's era, and they have a great admiration for Feng Ling'er, who has a subversive appearance.
Although in the end, the human emperor captured the heart of the human race, but it still could not affect the heart of many older generation powerhouses to protect Feng Ling'er.
The power of beauty is strong, no matter what world, any race, this custom is inevitable.
The loaches were chased and beaten by thousands of strong men, and if it weren't for the rough skin and thick flesh of the loaches, they would have been beaten into mud.
"Hmm~~ Damn Feng Ling'er, your loach uncle remembers you......" The loach was miserable, crying bitterly.
The madness of thousands of strong people is not an ordinary breed, they can parry, everyone secretly said that the skin of the loach is too thick, especially when beating its face, it is dozens of times harder than other parts, it is really a strange flower.
It's simply, born to be beaten!
Feng Ling'er was very fast, and rushed over with a sense of anger, Tianyan didn't dare to get too close to her, for fear that because of her unusual relationship with the loach, she would be calculated by Feng Ling'er.
When Tianyan came to Haori City not far away, his eyes suddenly widened.
Looking at the loaches that were bombarded indiscriminately by thousands of strong people of the older generation, Tianyan was trembling all over.
He was very glad that he didn't come with Feng Ling'er, otherwise, wouldn't he have been beaten up by Feng Ling'er, who was not very angry, and was beaten up together?
"Hey, I didn't expect that I would be so shrewd at times. Tianyan sighed lightly.
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