Chapter 8: The Replication of Fart

Momo took out a cigarette, then pointed the cigarette butt out of the window, then lit it with flint and steel, tried to light it a few times, if the cigarette was not smoked, it could not be lit, and after lighting it for a long time, the cigarette butt was blackened, and it was not lit.

However, although the smoke was not lit, the smell of smoke wafted out.

"Oh no, this should be poisonous smoke!" the old man secretly speculated, and as he spoke, he covered his nose and ran out.

Zhang Meng didn't know what was going on, believed it and ran out of the door.

Mo Mo smelled this smell, as if he had a familiar feeling, and always felt that the smoke smelled very fragrant and smelled very good, so he put the cigarette in his mouth and tried to light it with flint and steel, "Po, poo", and the cigarette was lit.

Mo Mo took a deep breath with the butt of his cigarette, and a slightly rushed aromatic breath rushed into his lungs, and the whole person became fluttery.

"Wow, it feels good, let's give this to the old man as a thank you!" Mo Mo secretly decided, "If this doesn't dispel the old man's evil intentions towards us, then there is nothing I can do."

The old man and Zhang Meng went out for a long time, but they didn't see any movement from Momo.

"This guy won't poison himself to death, right? If he dies, won't I find anyone to ask for my eighty-eight spirit beads?" Zhang Meng was secretly worried, this would run out of the window, and couldn't help but look into the house, it didn't matter, she found that Mo Mo's stinky and shameless naked body was swallowing clouds and spitting fog there, so he didn't enjoy it!

Seeing this, Zhang Meng was angry, ran back to the house angrily, and said, "What the hell are you doing here?"

The old man was also confused, and thought: "Did this kid find something, it is impossible according to reason, the dew in my water is measured very little, according to the time calculation, it should be an ugly attack, and the Jiang Chunmu in the herb has a small amount of paralyzing effect, if the effect of the medicine is fully exerted, how can it be about an hour." But why is this kid acting so weird?"

The old man is actually a little bit of a villain's belly, and with Zhang Mengzhan trembling, he also walked back to the house, the house was a little smoky, a little choking, but it didn't smell uncomfortable.

Mo Mo saw that the two of them were back, and said very proudly: "Uncle, thanks to your care today, I feel much better now, this thing on my body, that's all, I can't repay you now, just give this thing to you, you light it and take a small sip, and you will immediately feel like a fairy." ”

"Fairy-like feeling?" The old man walked to Mo Mo's side suspiciously, and looked silently smoking the smoke, looking refreshed, he also wanted to try, but at this time he was a little dilemma, try it, and I was afraid that this smoke was poisonous, so I didn't try it, and I was afraid of arousing suspicion, after all, I hadn't killed these two young people, and I hadn't found anything particularly valuable on these two people.

The old man gritted his teeth, hardened his head, lit a cigarette awkwardly, and then took a puff nervously, the smell of smoke permeated his mouth and nose, and suddenly felt that his eyesight was a little brighter.

"What's the situation!" The old man felt that after taking a puff of cigarette, he seemed to feel a little floating, and his voice had increased a little, as if the whole person had become less normal, "This, what is this, a little floating, and a little choking." ”

Mo Mo smiled and said, "Uncle, don't choke if you smoke, don't worry, it's not poisonous." ”

Zhang Meng was also curious, she didn't grow up in a small village, although she was not a big family that was so rich, but she had seen a lot of the world since she was a child.

Zhang Meng walked up to Mo Mo slowly, and pretended to be calm and said, "Brother, why haven't I seen this thing of yours, you give me a sip, I'll see what it tastes like?"

Mo Mo is naturally not a stingy person, thinking that if he really didn't let Zhang Meng take a sip, this old man would also be suspicious, so he directly handed Zhang Meng the unfinished cigarette.

Zhang Meng looked at the cigarette butt that had been bitten by Momo, and his heart became entangled again.

"It's all stained with this stinky man's saliva, if I bite it like this, won't he get cheap again?"

But after thinking about it, she didn't want to miss such a fun thing, so she closed her eyes and took a puff with a cigarette butt in her mouth, she thought that this good thing must be sucked hard to not suffer, who knew that this sip was a bit too much, and she choked and coughed again and again.

"Mo, brother, what the hell are you, you're choking to death!" Zhang Meng choked on tears from this cigarette, she thought it was such a precious thing, but she didn't expect it to feel bad at all, it was really bad.

Zhang Meng laughed at the old man who was on guard, and the old man said disapprerovingly: "Girl, you are too anxious, I am slowly sucking now, and I have gradually found the feeling of a fairy, this divine smoke, I really like it too much!"

"What kind of immortal feeling, if it is so hard to be an immortal, I will not be an immortal, I almost found the feeling of going to hell, bah, bah, I don't want to go to hell. Zhang Meng counted down, this magic smoke was no longer a good thing in her eyes.

"Boss, boss!" Wan Zai Xuanshen called out again in the depths of Momo's soul.

"What's wrong?" Momo asked.

"Boss, you god smoke, is it gone after smoking?" asked Wan Zai Xuanshen with great deference.

"Don't you fart, don't you see that I have a bag here, and now I also give this bag to this old man, I still have a fart?" Mo Mo found that this ten thousand years of Xuan Shen could ask some nonsense.

"Boss Wise, Boss Wise, we have a fart, you can give it away, I haven't finished telling you last time, our Xuanshen clan also has a very powerful skill, that is, fart copying, we can memorize and copy any kind of taste, and then release it with a fart, originally this skill was to disguise our Xuanshen clan, if we copy the taste of powerful beasts, we can scare away those little monsters who want to eat us, I thought this skill was useless to you, I didn't dare to say. ”

Mo Mo thought about it, this skill is more interesting, although it is said that a person is fine, and it is a bit indecent to smell his own fart, but this is also a good way.

"Okay, I see, don't go on and on. "Mo Mo is used to showing off his might in front of Wanzai Xuanshen, and he is not polite to Wanzai Xuanshen.

Zhang Meng would find that this divine smoke was not a good thing, so he wondered if there were other good things in Mo Mo's pocket, so he said flatteringly: "Brother, where did you get so many strange things, is there anything fun, suitable for girls' families, give me one to play?"

After this day of getting along, Mo Mo naturally knew that this Zhang Meng was a little money fan, so he rummaged through his tattered clothes and trouser pockets again, although his set of clothes was tattered, but there were a lot of pockets, and this touched around, as if he did touch something.

"What is this?" Zhang Meng didn't care that Mo Mo was only wearing a pair of underwear, and immediately stepped forward to snatch something from Mo Mo's hand.

The old man also watched with sideways eyes.

Mo Mo hadn't figured out what this thing was, so naturally he couldn't give it to Zhang Meng, so he dodged lightly, and he didn't let Zhang Meng succeed.

Zhang Meng pursed his lips and said angrily, "You are really a stingy ghost." ”

Mo Mo didn't care what Zhang Meng said, and began to look at this jewelry-like thing.

"Boss, I know what this is, when the buddies in the sea of Yaoguang chat, they will always talk about you, if I'm not mistaken, you are a six-mang-hundred-turn watch, a token of love between you and the Emperor of Farewell! And the divine smoke just now seems to come from the universe, it seems to be really a chronic poisonous smoke, although it seems to bring people a pleasant feeling when smoking, but it is also a little harmful to the respiratory system of ordinary people after a long time, but it doesn't matter to those who cultivate, anyway, those who cultivate can force out useless impurities in their bodies, hehe. Wan Zai Xuanshen shouted again.

Mo Mo didn't know what the six-mang-bai-turn watch was, nor did he know what the fold was, let alone what kind of love token, at this time he heard Wanzai Xuanshen's explanation, so he asked: "Let's not talk about the matter of Shenyan for the time being, who is the fold-be-be-owned, what is this six-mang-baizhuan watch for, can it be used as money?"

"Boss, it seems that you really have amnesia, you are one of the six emperors in the universe, known as the emperor of time, that girl is as beautiful as a fairy, it is said to be your second wife!"

"Second wife, how many wives did I have before?" Mo Mo was also stunned for a moment.

"Boss, it is rumored that you had three wives before, but the records in the classics of the Sea of Yaoguang are not all detailed, in the last battle of the Sea of Yaoguang, there were many beauties around you, and I don't know how many wives you have. Wan Zai Xuanshen said truthfully.

"What about them?" Mo Mo's heart was cold, and he suddenly remembered the call in his mind when he left the Sea of Yaoguang, regretting that he hadn't searched the sea properly.

"People, you are the only one left, the others are dead, there is nothing, the sea of Yaoguang cannot be entered casually. Wan Zai Xuanshen was also stunned by Mo Mo's question.

"Then how did I get in?" Momo was a little puzzled.

"Oh, when you go in, it is the opening day of the sea of Yaoguang, there is only one time in a thousand years, I have encountered it a few times when I grow so big, generally even if I encounter the opening day of the sea of Yaoguang, no one goes in, and no one can come out, when you come out this time, it is the end of the opening of the sea of flowers, if you come out a little later, it is estimated that you will be buried in the sea of Yaoguang." ”

"So what am I going to do in there?" Momo was even more surprised.

"Boss, I am only a small role in the Sea of Yaoguang, and I have been active in the shallow waters of the Sea of Yaoguang all my life, and I have listened to the hearsay of my friends about what secrets are in it. "Wanzai Xuanshen said this, he was a little embarrassed, he was indeed just an insignificant Wanzai Xuanshen before, compared to the vastness of this sea of Yaoguang, he was nothing.

"And what if I go in now?" Momo asked curiously.

"Now you can't enter it, the sea of Yaoguang is forbidden, once in a thousand years, and it has never changed. "Wan Zai Xuanshen said seriously.

"Your grandmother's, you don't know anything, what a piece of rubbish!" Momo said angrily.

Wanzai Xuanshen's soul began to tremble again, he felt that the temper of the big man was a little strange, obviously he forgot everything, and even said that he was a waste.

"Brother-" A sweet voice reached Momer's ears, who were immersed in the spirit world.

"Ahh

"You stingy ghost, what are you thinking here, show me this thing?" Zhang Meng was a little unhappy, "It's just a matter of not giving it to yourself, it's just pretending to be deep here, pretending to be deep, and pretending to be so mysterious, it's really a pervert." ”

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