Pushing and shoving, a minute passed quickly. At this time, I had been squeezed to the door of the bathroom by Zheng Keran, and she was so angry that she wanted to escape in when she got rid of me, how could I let her get her wish? As soon as he stretched out his hand, he had already wrapped his arms around her slender waist.

Zheng Keran's hand had already grabbed the door frame of the bathroom, pulling his body hard, and shouting: "It's really not good, let go of me, it's already going to come out!" ”

I laughed and said, "Ten minutes is up, did you guess it?" ”

Zheng Keran was anxious and shouted: "I don't know, I'll talk about it when I'm done going to the toilet." Heck, how can you not make it convenient for people? Inhumane, human rights violation, I will go to the United Nations to sue you! ”

I laughed so hard that I thought to myself, I was actually labeled as a human rights violator. I'll let you go into the toilet and think about it for a few more minutes. If you can't guess anymore, don't say that my man bullies you woman.

So, I immediately let go of my hand and said, "Okay! I'll just wait for you to finish the bathroom. If you can't guess it when you come out, then don't blame me for being inhumane. ”

As soon as Zheng Keran was free, he rushed into the bathroom, and immediately closed the door with his backhand and locked it! I smiled and walked back to the couch and sat down. I'm not afraid that she won't come out of the bathroom, and there is no bed in it, so she can't sleep in the toilet, right?

So, another ten minutes passed, and there was no movement in the toilet. I laughed and said loudly, "Hey! Why did you take so long? Even if it's a tuba, it's time to end, right? ”

Zheng Keran's angry voice immediately came from the bathroom: "You want to take care of it?" ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I don't care, you continue, you continue!" ”

The third ten minutes passed, and I was already yawning as I sat on the couch. Look at the quartz clock on the wall, it's half past ten in the evening. After a night of trouble with Zheng Keran, don't say it, I'm really tired. My body had just recovered from my illness, and my energy had not yet fully recovered, so all of a sudden, I began to feel a little sleepy.

So, I lay down on the couch and closed my eyes to get ready to rest. I thought that if Zheng Keran didn't come out at eleven o'clock, then I would spare her for the time being. If it's too late, I'll have to go home.

Lying down like this, before I knew it, I was actually asleep. I don't know how long it took for my phone to ring, and I woke up from my dream. I took out my phone in a daze, put it to my ear and said vaguely, "Hey? That one? ”

"Yo, where do you sleep? The speech was slurred. ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly opened my eyes and said, "Mom? As I spoke, I looked left and right. I found out that this was the living room of the apartment of the three Zheng sisters, and suddenly, I remembered what had just happened. When I looked down, I saw that I was covered with a thin blanket at some point. Probably, Zheng Keran helped me cover it, right?

I turned my head to look at the bathroom, the door was open, and Zheng Keran had come out at some point. Look at the quartz clock on the wall, it's 12:25.

I smiled wryly and said, "Ouch, it's so late." Hey, sorry mom. I was so tired from playing at a friend's house that I just wanted to lie down and rest for a while, but I accidentally fell asleep. I'll be back soon, you can sleep first, huh? ”

"Humph! Who are you fooling? You think I don't know what you're doing? Sissi has already told me, you kid, are you sleeping with your girlfriend now? ”

I sweat! Hurriedly explained: "Mom, how can I have? I'm ...... now I'm not with my girlfriend right now. ”

"Hmph, now your wings are really hard, huh? I've been friends with my girlfriend for more than half a year, and I'm still hiding it from your mother? If I hadn't seen that Sissi hadn't come to our house recently, I couldn't help but call her today, and I would still be in the dark by you. You kid owe a beating, don't you? How long are you going to lie to your mother? ”

I had to laugh and say, "Mom, haven't I already confessed?" My girlfriend and I haven't even skimmed the eight characters before, the conditions are not ripe, how can I tell you? ”

"Ouch, we're all sleeping together, and we're not mature? Do I have to give birth to my grandson before the conditions are ripe? ”

I sweat again! had to defend: "Mom, what did you say? My girlfriend and I are innocent, and I haven't touched her yet. Believe it or not, next time I bring her back, you can ask her personally. ”

"Hehe, don't do it next time, just tomorrow...... No, it should be today. I'll cook a few good dishes, and you'll bring your girlfriend back in the evening for me to see. Listen to Sissi, your girlfriend is still a college student, and she looks like a doll? ”

I'm dizzy! I had to smile bitterly: "Mom, my girlfriend is still in the provincial capital, how can I bring her tomorrow?" ”

"Really? So whose house are you in now? ”

"I ...... A friend's house of mine. ”

"Friends? Male or female? ”

"Hehe, hehe, dang...... Of course it's a man, how can it be...... Is it a woman? ”

"Hehe, you are my son, are you lying, can you still deceive your mother who raised you since childhood? Male, huh? Okay, ask this man to answer the phone, I listen to his voice, it doesn't look like a man. ”

I...... I was really defeated by my mother, and in desperation, I had no choice but to say, "Mom, someone else...... Everyone else was already asleep, and it was inconvenient for me to wake him up. Okay, okay, I'll be right back. What do I have to say when I get home? ”

"Wait a minute, why don't you dare to let her answer the phone? Don't be sloppy with me. Did you kid do something unseemly? ”

"Mom, how can I have? It's really inconvenient, you don't know him, wake him up, what do you say to him? ”

"What do you care about me? Don't think your mom is so easy to fool, if you don't figure this out today, you won't have to come back. It doesn't matter if the person around you is male or female, you let me talk to her on the phone. ”

I pour! Ouch, my own mother, do you need to be so serious?

Just when I was extremely anxious and distressed, suddenly, I heard Zheng Keran's door open, and Zheng Keran had already walked quickly to my side. It seemed that she had just heard what I said when I answered the phone, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she took the phone from my hand. After settling down, she put the phone to her ear, and actually smiled in the tone of a doll: "Hello, Auntie!" I'm Yu Shan's girlfriend Zheng Keren. ”

I sweat! Zheng Keran was so bold so suddenly, pretending to be her sister to answer the phone? In desperation, I hurriedly got up, came to Zheng Keran's side, attached my ear to my mobile phone, and listened to what my mother would say to her.

I only heard my mother laugh and say, "Ouch, my son is really with you?" Hehe, girl, I'm sorry. When people are old, their suspicions are serious, don't be surprised! ”

Zheng Keran smiled: "It's okay aunt, you also care about your son." I've been with Yu Shan for so long, and I haven't come to visit your old man, so don't be surprised. ”

"Hehe, I understand, I understand. By the way, girl, when you are free, come and sit at home. My son is almost thirty years old before he finally got a girlfriend, and his father and I want to meet you, hehe! ”

"Okay, Auntie! But...... Tomorrow I will go to my parents' place in the provincial capital, and it may take a while to come back. When I get back, I'll come and see you and my uncle, okay? ”

"Good! Good! You girl, what a good boy! Well, Auntie won't disturb you sleeping. You're leaving tomorrow, so let Flash stay with you for a while, goodbye! ”

"Well, goodbye Auntie!"

As soon as Zheng Keran put down his phone, I immediately shouted, "But are you crazy? If you pretend to be like this today, the next time your sister really goes to my house and talks to my mother, isn't it all exposed? ”

Zheng Keran pursed his lips and said, "I won't pretend today, can you pass your mother's level?" More on that later. My voice is not much like my sister's, and after a few months, I don't believe your mother will be able to make out it. ”

I hurriedly said, "Ouch, that's not what I'm worried about. The next time your sister sees my mother, as long as she mentions today's phone call, isn't this going to be exposed? Zheng Keran was stunned for a moment, and seemed to realize the seriousness of the matter. He stomped his foot and said, "I...... I've taken it all, what's the use of what you say now? Next time...... Next time, let's find a way to solve it. If it weren't for the fact that you were out of line, would you and I be willing to come out and help you lie? ”

I put my hand on my head and groaned in pain. After a while, I thought that this matter would not be a goof for the time being, and that I still had time to figure out how to solve it, so I shook my head and didn't think much about it. I saw Zheng Keran standing beside me pitifully, looking at me aggrievedly. I couldn't help but laugh at that little touch.

In order to comfort her, I reached out and patted her little buttocks affectionately, and said softly, "Okay, okay, thank you for helping me through today." I'll figure this out, so you don't have to worry about it. ”

Zheng Keran snorted and said angrily: "It's none of my business, and I'm not you." I helped you, but it's good that I didn't repay it, hum! ”

I smiled, gently took her little hand, and said, "Who said you weren't me?" You are my closest person, we are like one person, what else do you and me? You say, don't you? ”

Zheng Keran's little hand was shaken by me, but he didn't pull it back. I just looked at me with complicated eyes, and after a long, long time, I said softly: "Umbrella, the two of us are like this, will something really happen?" I'm so afraid, I'm afraid that if we continue like this, even if we want to explain it in the future, we won't be able to explain it clearly. ”

(To be continued)