Yang Rui and Tang Yuling glared at each other like this. Tang Yuling asked him to invite him to dinner, originally because she wanted him to bleed, otherwise she didn't want to be with him, so she naturally wouldn't speak first now.

Yang Rui felt that if he didn't tease her, he was really ashamed of the environment here. If she was so provoked to get angry here, would she yell out, or would she pretend to hold back? It's really exciting.

I said...... Little Tang Tang, why are you ......?"

Before he finished speaking, Tang Yuling already had goosebumps and frowned: "You warned you, don't call me Little Tang Tang...... Disgusting to death! ”

"Alas...... The first time I heard someone say that his surname was disgusting, it was a great rebellion and forgetting his ancestors. Yang Rui shook his head and sighed.

"You-!" Tang Yuling seemed to know that he was deliberately trying to provoke himself, snorted, and said coldly: "I don't have the same knowledge as you. ”

"Since you said that Xiao Tang is disgusting, then I'll call you Yu Ling......" Yang Rui didn't care about her tone, the more angry she was, the more lively she became.

Tang Yuling's eyes drifted away, and he looked like he was ignoring him.

"Yu Ling, why do you always keep a cold face? It's not fashionable to pretend to be cool now, and you're a bit of a beautiful girl, do you still need to pretend to be cool to attract other people's attention? Yang Rui looked puzzled and asked for advice.

Tang Yuling really didn't want to answer, but if he didn't answer, it was tantamount to acquiescing in his words, and he had to say indignantly: "You pretend to be cool!" ”

"Do I have one?" Yang Rui spread his hands exaggeratedly, "I have always been the most close to the people, for example, for a girl like you, there should be no boys to eat with you, right?" Look at me, that's enough! ”

Tang Yuling clenched his silver teeth, stared at Yang Rui fiercely, did not make a sound, and clenched the glass in his hand. She popped out word by word and said, "I don't want an animal with the surname to accompany me to eat!" ”

"Oh, it turns out that you think they are all male animals, but they are good for me......"

"The peacock opens the screen and is amorous! Who has a blue eye on you? You don't pee either! Tang Yuling pouted and said disdainfully.

Yang Rui was secretly embarrassed, 'peeing' was said, it was too fierce!

He made a startled look, "You want me to pee?" Do you want to see me pee? Cough...... This is a bit of a high demand, I'm quite a shy person, and I'm not mentally prepared yet...... Why don't we go to the men's restroom together? ”

After Yang Rui finished speaking, he saw that she was about to pour water on herself when she picked up the cup, and hurriedly moved it inside, and then the words squeezed her: "You want me to get wet!" If you want me to get wet, you can splash it! ”

Tang Yu Lingming knew that it was a wet body and not a shi, so he could only hold back, and suddenly poured all the water into his mouth, using water to quench his anger.

"Drink ...... slowly"

Tang Yuling ignored it, and secretly said in his heart, do you want to take care of it? Hmph, I'm just choking, and I don't want you to pretend to be kind!

“…… Drink so much water, I haven't yet, you're going to pee. Yang Rui shook his head and sighed.

Tang Yuling was aggrieved for a while, and coughed chokingly. I thought he was pretending to be kind, but he was deliberately trying to be angry!

Her cough attracted a lot of people to watch, and Yang Rui saw that her beautiful eyes were a little sparkling, and he didn't know if it was tears caused by coughing, or if he was crying angrily. His heart softened, and he silently handed over a tissue.

Tang Yuling didn't take his tissue, and stubbornly took a tissue to wipe his eyes and the corners of his mouth.

Seeing her appearance, Yang Rui couldn't help but sigh secretly, why bother? How good is it for girls to be gentle and gentle? If you have to show others a look, you must know that you should not do to others what you do not want to be done.

His heart of pity and pity for the jade moved, and he didn't speak anymore to anger Tang Yuling.

After Tang Yuling sorted it out, her mood was much calmer, and she actually showed a rare smile.

When Yang Rui saw her smile, he couldn't help but be stunned, and blinked his eyes, I didn't read it wrong, right? Can't imagine that tyrannosaurus cuties would laugh too? And he smiled so beautifully.

"Yang Rui, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?" Tang Yuling said with a smile.

Yang Rui said secretly, if he said that he didn't have a girlfriend, wouldn't he be attacked by her for being unattractive?

He simply said arrogantly: "For the time being, no girl is so lucky, the university with beautiful women is the big harem for me to pick!" I don't know how many beautiful women are waiting for me. Xiao Tang Tang, you ask this, you don't want to be that lucky girl, right? ”

Hearing his previous words, Tang Yuling was a little disdainful, and the latter sentence was even more disdainful. And he called 'Little Tang Tang' again, which made her face twitch, but barely kept her smile.

"I knew you didn't have a girlfriend because -- you were so petty, so mean-talking, secretly erotic, full of filthy...... Tut-tut, it's hell if a girl likes you! I'm here to bless you, I wish you to enter a university where there are zero beauties and dinosaurs, and I wish you that no one likes it in the university......" Tang Yuling smiled and said the blessing, with a kind of pleasure to vent his anger.

"Shet!" Yang Rui wailed in a low voice, "There are zero beauties and a group of dinosaurs, your curse is too vicious, right?" If Lao Tzu really enters the Pig Chicken Park, he will definitely seek revenge on you! Catch and annihilate a hundred times! ”

"Fried rice!" The waitress came over and happened to hear 'Annihilation a hundred times', and her disgust for Yang Rui was even worse, and her attitude expressed her displeasure.

And when she gave it to Tang Yuling, she couldn't help but want to remind this beautiful girl, and lowered her voice and said to her: "Miss, be careful, your boyfriend may step on two boats!" ”

Tang Yuling was stunned, I don't have a boyfriend, where did I get my legs? Hearing Yang Rui muttering about the waiter's bad attitude, he reacted. This guy's character is so bad that he can't even get used to the strange waiter! ――

Yang Rui has eaten it not long ago, and now of course he eats a little bit symbolizing his surname, because his heart is soft, he doesn't want to take the opportunity to stimulate Tang Yuling, and he doesn't want to pee. He watched Tang Yuling eat with interest, and he had never admired a girl eating so seriously.

Tang Yuling was seen very unnaturally by him, and because he said that he ignored his existence and would not be hindered, he could only endure and keep silent.

"Feather Spirit, ......"

Whenever he heard Yang Rui, who was younger than himself, call himself in such an old-fashioned tone, Tang Yuling was extremely unnatural. However, "Little Tang Tang", who was afraid that he would change his words and make her feel cold, could only endure it.

“…… You smile beautifully, you should smile more. Brother, how about I tell you a bad joke and eat? ”

Tang Yuling was speechless, brother, how old are you?

However, in view of the fact that he might bring 'how old' he might be to a physiological problem that has nothing to do with age, she thought about it for a while, choosing the lesser of two evils, or remaining silent depressedly, and not causing trouble for herself.

"One little penguin asked her mother, 'Mom, am I really a penguin?' Mom replied: Of course you are a penguin. ”

She asked her father, "Daddy, am I really a penguin?" Dad said, "Of course you're a penguin." ”

Then she went to her grandfather and asked, "Grandpa, am I really a penguin?" Grandpa said, "Baby, of course you're a penguin." ”

Finally she went and asked her grandmother: Am I really a penguin? Grandma said, "Baby, of course you're a penguin, why do you ask?" ”

Yang Rui said a word, and drank saliva slowly, to arouse Tang Yuling's curiosity and sense of expectation.

Although Tang Yuling pretended to ignore it, he still listened to it and waited for him to continue to talk about it.

And the little penguin said, "Well...... So why am I so cold? The joke is over. ”

It's really cold...... Tang Meimei was speechless.

"Why don't you laugh? It's all savage cells, no humor cells! I'll have another one. Yang Rui said with great interest. Xiao Ming lost a leg in a car accident ......"

After a while, he continued: "In another car accident, Xiao Ming lost his other leg......"

Tang Yuling snorted secretly.

After a while, Yang Rui said again: "In a car accident, Xiao Ming lost one of his legs again......"

Tang Yuling began to embarrass himself.

After a while, Yang Rui said again: "In a car accident, Xiao Ming lost one of his legs again......"

Tang Yuling couldn't help it, "You have a cassette in your throat, don't you?" ”

Yang Rui smiled, "Actually, Xiao Ming is the name of a dog. ”

The spoon in his hand fell on the table, poor Tang mm sighed helplessly, and begged in a low voice: "Yang Rui, will you let me go?" Listen to your bad jokes, I might as well make me angry with you......"

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