(This chapter is too obscene, honest and old-fashioned book friends and mm, especially Pisces mm, let's skip it directly.) YD's balance and sullen Scorpio book friends may not mind...... Mouth black mouth black ...... ）――

Because it was too late to find information at night, Yang Rui didn't wake up in the morning, and his parents didn't wake him up, and the last thing that woke him up was the ringing of his mobile phone.

Pull out your phone under the pillow and cut it off.

Yang Rui, who opened his eyes after a while, checked his mobile phone, and there were n missed calls! n is already greater than ten.

They all came from the same number, although it was an unfamiliar number, but it was so sincere, Yang Rui decided that if he called again, he would definitely answer.

After thinking about it carefully, who is looking for him? Yang Rui secretly thought, it can't be the boba royal sister yesterday, right? Could it be that after I got out of the car, she asked for my phone number from Liu Jia, because Fang was lonely and wanted to chat with me and have a secret affair?

Thinking of the white flower of the mature and glamorous young woman, something that was originally because he had just woken up, was even more high-spirited.

Damn, although I'm a virgin, but with such a good condition, I don't mind suffering a little loss. Yang Rui got up and went to the bathroom to wash up while being evil.

Afraid that the sister would call soon, he naturally put his mobile phone on his hand.

Yang Rui entered the bathroom, pulled down his pants and prepared to release the water, but because it was too firm, he still needed to relax before he could pee out.

That's when the call came again.

"I'm Yang Rui, which sister is looking for me?" Yang Rui asked lazily, smiling in his heart, even if it is a boba sister, it is not easy for you to think that a lot of beautiful women are looking for me and dating me.

There was silence for a while, and then he said angrily: "It's your aunt and me." ”

Hearing this voice, Yang Rui naturally knew who it was, "Haha, it turned out to be Xiao Tang Tang, why are you looking for me so early?" Know I'm off and want to go on a date? Get in line! By the way, you are in such a hurry with me, it won't be some kind of fire, wait for me to put out the fire, right? ”

He estimated that Tang Yuling had been on the phone for a long time, and she should have lost her temper a long time ago, and she would definitely be furious if she was stimulated like this. After a few fights, Yang Rui has become accustomed to making Tang Yuling angry, and he likes to see her being stimulated like thunder, although he can't see it with his own eyes, he can imagine it.

Unexpectedly, Tang Yuling seemed to be in a good mood, or he had expected him to be in such a tone, since he was not angry, he just said lightly: "It's still early?" What time is it? Hum! I still can't wake up like a dead pig when I slept until now, and I watched those unsightly things late last night, right? ”

Look at those unsightly things again? Remembering that she had checked her computer, Yang Rui was embarrassed, woohoo! This is the embarrassment of a man** being known by a woman! Pity my sunny image of an innocent young man!

"Are you embarrassed? I haven't sued you for violating my **. By the way, you didn't install a pinhole camera in my room to secretly film me, did you? Yang Rui asked casually, and after asking, he remembered that it was really possible! I can't help but sigh that I have too little experience, and I only think about this problem now.

"Cut! Who are you? A small ...... It's just a little broken child, who is interested in secretly filming you! Tang Yuling remembered his previous nonsense, and hurriedly changed "little hairy child" to "little broken child".

Hearing her say this, Yang Rui understood that she didn't fully know her situation, and was a little relieved. "Hehe, then I'm relieved. Actually, even if you secretly photograph my [***], it's nothing, the two of us are so familiar, even if it's an occasional jerking off and being seen by you, it doesn't matter, hehe...... I'm afraid that I can't see you burn yourself! ”

"Shameless!" Tang Yuling didn't expect him to become more and more excessive, so he actually talked to himself like this, gritted his teeth and said, "Be careful until you are exhausted!" ”

"Hey, you're worried about my exhaustion? Why do you care so much about me? Could it be ...... Do you want to ...... I saved it...... Here you go? ”

Tang Yuling took the phone away, his ears were not clean, and he did not answer.

"By the way, I must have backed up the things on my computer before you formatted them, right? When are you free? Let's study it together, I can give you guidance from pure academic guidance, and of course, if you want me to practice guidance, I can also reluctantly ...... it."

Tang Yuling, who put the mobile phone back in his ear, listened to him say it again, and directly snuffed out his Yiyin: "Yang Rui! You give me less nonsense! What are you doing now? I've been waiting for you outside for a long time, hurry up and get out! Otherwise, hum, someone is going to feel sorry for the bleeding wallet again! ”

Regarding her tone of order and threatening to treat guests, Yang Rui seemed to see Tang Yuling pulling his face and holding back his anger, he forced a smile and said seriously: "I'm peeing now, you have to take care of this?" Even if you control the sky and the earth, and you still care about my shit and fart, but you even have to take care of my plane, peeing or something, I can only say that I am not ladylike enough! ”

"You ......" Tang Yuling was speechless.

Yang Rui vaguely heard her take her phone away a little, and scolded a few words: "Vulgar ruffian!" Nasty bastard! ”

"Haha, you don't believe it?" Talking to Tang Yuling on the phone made Yang Rui withdraw from the YY of Sister Boba, easily open the sluice, and release the inventory that had been suppressed in the reservoir overnight.

Tang Yuling suppressed his anger, which made his childlike heart rise, and quickly pressed the mobile phone into hands-free mode, so that Tang Yuling, who was out of breath over there, could listen to the sound of flying down three thousand feet.

"What are you doing?!" Tang Yuling vaguely heard that something was wrong with the voice, and exclaimed.

Yang Rui laughed, "I was just woken up by your phone, and now of course the first thing is to pee!" I tell you the truth, you still don't believe it, although seeing is believing, but I can't let you see it, I have to let you listen to the voice, so that you don't have to say that I lied to you! ”

It may have been accumulated for too long, he has been urinating for a long time, and Yang Rui is very satisfied with his JJ or bladder performance. Peeing on the phone with a beautiful woman, and letting her listen to the sound of urine, I'm also a unique obscene beauty, right? It feels ...... It's so cool! It's more enjoyable than usual!

Shameless guy, even if you speak vulgarly, you actually let Miss Ben listen to your pee?!

Ahh!!!!h

Abominable-!!!!

The Great Pervert - !!!!!!

Shameless - !!!!!!!

Tang mm finally defeated Yang Rui under the stimulation, not only was he angered to the point of scolding in his heart, but also ignored the image of the beautiful woman, and directly scolded people: "You are dead on the street!" It's so perverted! your lungs! ”

Yang Rui said leisurely: "The flash flood is over, and now it's the spring water...... and before he finished speaking, the phone has been hung up.

Damn, it's not going to be in a hurry to get to yy what I'm like now, right?

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