[Chapter 28: Encountering a Stand-in]
After waiting for a while, Yu Jun still hadn't been contacted, and the phone calls to Xue Yunhe and Fang Wei were the same, tens of thousands of people poured out, bustling, there was music playing on the stereo inside, and I don't know how many people were calling, and it was normal to not hear the phone when it rang.
However, Yang Rui couldn't hold back a little. Coming out of it, I felt a little cold, and the cold wind in the middle of the night blew, making him almost unable to hold back the urine that he had been holding very hard.
Damn, I just know that I will go to pee first after eating. Yang Rui muttered secretly while trying to find a way. There were six of them, and he was alone, so it was inconvenient for him to find the driver to come here first.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I couldn't hold back and thought of finding a toilet, which was naturally not so easy. Yang Rui looked at the direction of the flow of people, and was about to find a place where no one was there to solve it first.
Everyone walked out, and Yang Rui walked in the opposite direction to the back of the gymnasium. But there were still too many people, so he had to continue to go around, until he was at the back, and there was no one. Looking around him, he ran towards a dark corner.
couldn't hold it back, so he had to lose his morality first, Yang Rui took out the water pipe, and there was a flash flood for a while!
A minute later, Yang Rui comfortably tidied up his pants and stretched his waist, no pressure is cool!
At this time, the phone rang, and Yang Rui felt that it was Yu Jun calling when he took it out.
"Yang Rui, are you already gone?" Yu Jun said expectantly.
Yang Rui was inexplicable: "No, I called you, but you didn't answer." What, the driver can't be found? I didn't call the driver. ”
Yu Jun said curtly: "No, no, we found the driver." It's just that when you called us just now, it had been a long time, and you said that you couldn't contact us and let us go first, we thought you were already gone, so now we are already on the way back......"
"Halo...... Has it been a long time? I just found a place to pee. Yang Rui was dizzy, he just said the worst-case scenario, but he didn't expect these guys to really leave him first, wouldn't he want to go where to open a house?
"Where are you now, shall we go back and pick you up?" Yu Jun said embarrassedly.
"Forget it, forget it, I can find the car, you guys are fine, just don't let the girl have an accident." Yang Rui estimated that they should be much more harmonious after such an occasion, so he didn't want to bother them.
To be friends, of course, is to think about friends.
"But you ......"
"Don't worry, I'm fine. But you ...... Be careful, don't kill anyone! ”
Hearing Yang Rui's words, Yu Jun was taken aback: "What do you mean?" ”
Yang Rui smiled evilly: "You lewd guys, if you want to take a girl to open a house, you must first be willing to do so, and you can't force others, it's immoral and criminal." Also, you have to prepare a raincoat and do a good job of contraception, so as not to make a little life. ”
Yu Jun sweated and hurriedly said, "Since you can figure it out by yourself, then we won't go back." ”
Seeing that his expression was wrong, and he hung up the phone in a hurry, everyone else asked what Yang Rui told him? Yu Jun didn't know how to explain it.
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Yang Rui put away the phone and sighed, "Damn!" Tens of thousands of people in front, where can I find a car! ”
But he wasn't too anxious, because he had already thought of a candidate, even if it was a bit exaggerated to let Yuan Zhifeng arrange a subordinate to pick him up, it was no problem to find Peng Sikai, right? How can you say that he is also his sect master, Uncle Junior. If you can't find him, you can still find Tang Yuling, maybe little Tang Tang lives nearby, and directly takes me to her house for the night. If you can't do it, just find a hotel to stay for one night.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind him: "Hey! ”
Yang Rui looked back and saw that there was no one!
Damn, wouldn't it? Could it be that you defecate everywhere and hit a ghost?
Although he was not very afraid, he was ready to move his feet and leave.
"Hey! Don't go! ”
When Yang Rui heard the voice, he felt that someone was pulling his trouser leg, and while he was startled, he quickly lowered his head and saw a person squatting on the ground behind him.
Depend on! It turned out to be squatting on the ground! Yang Ruicai breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, and said angrily: "Do you have a sense of public morality?" In the middle of the night, the three watches ran out to pretend to be a ghost and scary! Forget about being scary, you haven't got a job yet, you have to at least approve a white sheet like Wang Zuxian, maybe straighten your hair like Sadako! ”
The person squatting on the ground stood up with a sigh and looked up at Yang Rui at a twenty-degree angle: "You are pretending to be a ghost and scary!" I'm squatting to rest. Besides, you don't do bad things in your life, and you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, what have you done to do bad things? ”
I'm just taking a dip of pee here, what's the matter? However, seeing that it was a girl, Yang Rui didn't say it directly, and with the light from afar, he saw that the girl in front of him who came out of nowhere, vaguely looked like Yuan Yan, a star who had just held a concert in the gymnasium, which made him a little surprised.
"What's wrong with me? By the way, you rushed out there? Why didn't I see you? "Yang Rui actually wants to know when she came out, it's rare for her to pee outside, such a virgin urine is actually seen by a girl, it's really ashamed to die!
"From there!" The girl who looked a bit like Yuan Yan pointed to the dark corner where Yang Rui had just peeed.
Yang Rui's eyes widened: "That...... What do you hear, what do you see? "He was incredible, if she had been standing there, wouldn't she have urinated in front of her? Or is there a secret door there?
"Hmph, I just heard you instigating others to sin."
When Yang Rui heard this, she was already sure that there was a secret door there, she shouldn't have seen her own, otherwise she wouldn't have come over to speak. He was a lot more relaxed, "Hehe, I'm a good person, where is there any instigation to commit crimes?" ”
"Then who called and asked people to take girls to open a room? Did I hear me wrong? The girl blinked.
"Let's not talk about that, who are you? Why did you stop me? Yang Rui looked at her vigilantly, "Don't think that you can deceive fans by pretending to be Yuan Yan!" My eyes are bright. ”
The girl laughed with a 'poof', "Okay, who deceived you?" I just watched you call, and I wanted to ask you to borrow a phone to use it. ”
Yang Rui secretly sneered, and said that he was not a liar? Using this way to deceive people's mobile phones is the most common and lowest-level means, look at my mobile phone is advanced, right?
"Uh......"
"Dizzy, you don't want to tell me that your phone is just out of battery, are you?" The girl looked at Yang Rui's face and said his words first.
Yang Rui smiled: "I want to say so, but you have already said it, then I will tell the truth, electricity is there, but there is no phone bill." ”
Who knew that the girl was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so she stretched out her hand with a smile: "It's okay, I don't need to call with phone bills, and your phone bill is not in the way, if you don't believe me, I'll call you." ”
Yang Rui was surprised, "Okay, you pretty girl is a ruffian enough, I rejected you so tactfully." You're so embarrassed to do what you want! ”
"Hee-hee, thanks for the compliment! You're a ruffian enough, other girls will be calculated, and you will directly debunk it. The girl smiled lightly.
"Okay, I'll lend you no problem. But if you see my high-end phone and want to cheat my phone, be careful that I beat you. Yang Rui didn't take her seriously, even if it was really a fraud and robbery, there was no one here, and he was not afraid of a few more.
The girl was amused, "How dare you!" I haven't seen a high-end mobile phone yet, and I won't use it if I cheat it. She teased as she took her phone.
She dialed a string of numbers from her cell phone and walked to the corner to make a call. But soon, maybe he smelled Yang Rui's breath after the 'flash flood', and quickly came out again and walked to the side.
Yang Rui was not afraid that she would run away, and waited by the side.
After the girl muttered in a low voice, she came over and returned the phone to Yang Rui.
"Hehe, thank you. Thank you for lending me the premium phone, I didn't cheat you. The girl said with a grin.
Yang Rui had already observed her carefully at this time, and felt that she really looked like Yuan Yan, and even her clothes and hairstyle looked like Yuan Yan's style when she left the scene at the end. If a fanatical fan is dressed up as her, it is impossible to know her appearance in advance. Could it be ...... "Can I ask you a question?" Yang Rui looked straight at her.
The girl smiled, "Ask, you suspect me of being a liar, I didn't suspect you, I always thought you were a good person." ”
"Are you Yuan Yan's stand-in?"
"Stand-in?" It was the girl's turn to wonder, "Is there a tightrope hanging design for tonight's concert?" Can concerts also be used as stand-ins? ”
"Cut! So what? You can lip-sync lip-syncing, who doesn't know if there will be a thing of finding an exact stand-in to lip-synch? ”
The girl seemed to understand what he meant: "You mean...... Yuan Yan's concert just now was asking me to be her stand-in, but in fact, it was me who performed, not Yuan Yan? ”
"Well, that's the question I'm asking."
She looked at Yang Rui for a full minute.
"What? Have you ever seen such a tall and mighty handsome guy? Although you are just a stand-in, you should have passed through a lot of celebrity handsome guys, why did you see me and still be a nymphomaniac? Could it be that you are sad? ”
The girl laughed, "Haha, you're so funny!" boasted of himself, and his face became thicker. I can't answer that question, though. ”
(To be continued)