Chapter 2 Durex Discount Card

Alas, Ling'er really won't let me go so easily.

Standing in the noisy city center, staring at the giant billboard on the open-air square, Su Chen smiled bitterly at himself.

When he was in the hotel, he should have thought that with Xue Ling'er's wisdom like a demon, how could he believe in himself so easily.

Now I only have a few VIP bank cards and a few membership cards in my wallet, plus three dollars and five dollars in cash, and there is nothing else valuable.

Pulling out the membership card, the corners of Su Chen's mouth twitched again, what kind of membership cards such as "Gay Heaven", "Heaven and Earth", "Supreme Sauna", etc., what is even more annoying is that there is also a "Durex Discount Card" in it.

Su Chenqing threw them to the ground angrily, vomiting blood in his heart and said, Xue Ling'er, you can do it, I will accept your trick!

Patting his chest Su Chen relieved his breath, it was really annoying, not to mention that he had never been to these places, but he could think of these places with his sagging prostate It was definitely not a good place to go.

Ahem, people don't have a prostate sagging, don't slander the author.

Finding that the people next to him were looking at him with strange eyes, Su Chen lowered his head and quickly fled outward.

But he still heard the people's discussions, and let him clench his fists and grit his teeth to control his anger from exploding, so as not to suffer heavy casualties.

"My grass, this brother tastes good, look at the membership card he just threw away, **exploded!"

"Oh, it's true, sure enough, people can't be deceitful"

"Then do you say he is attacking or suffering?"

"Yes! Affected by the "

Unexpectedly, everyone's opinions were inexplicably unified, and they unanimously concluded that Su Chen must be weak, which made Su Chen unbearable, this is about the face and dignity of the masters!

So Su Chen was vicious to the side of the guts, and instantly turned into a gourd brother and yelled: "Phew! Labor and management are straight men! You beasts! ”

As soon as he finished yelling, Su Chen realized that his ugliness was not ordinary, and hurriedly fled into the distance when everyone was stopped by the roar.

"Hahaha"

Countless bursts of laughter rippled in the downtown square surrounded by high-rise floors, which made many people's moods relaxed.

Again, I was very fateful, at first I saw Su Chen teasing the cat's sister paper, and fortunately I saw Su Chen's behavior that made her laugh, and I looked at him very curiously in the direction of his escape.

Standing in front of the ATM, fortunately there were not many people, Su Chen inserted the bank card into the card slot with anticipation, entered the password, and after waiting for a few seconds, a completely different picture appeared from the usual.

"Many thanks to the valued VIP users for using the self-service withdrawal feature, press 1 to check the balance, press 2 for the special service. Handle according to 3 business, use according to 4 overdraft (no overdraft of more than 5 million dragon coins), and withdraw money according to 5 for shopping"

Familiar with clicking the No. 1 button, Su Chen immediately closed his eyes and prayed: "Sister Guanyin is on top, bless me with money in my card." ”

"Whew"

Strangely, Su Chen seemed to feel that the spiritual platform was clear, which shocked him, could it be that Sister Guanyin really appeared?!

As soon as he opened his eyes, tears quickly accumulated in Su Chen's eyes, and he was about to cry, but he sniffed very hard, and the tears just gathered in his eyes.

Nima, Sister Guanyin, you are so powerful, as soon as I pray for you, my wish will be granted, how can you let me repay you? But, his grandmother's leg, what do you mean by giving me a piece of two cents and five? Well?!!

I saw that the ATM clearly displayed: "Dear VIP users, your card balance is 1.25 yuan, due to special reasons for the user can not overdraw, thank you for using this service." ”

Su Chen, who had a gloomy face, took out the bank card and continued to insert other bank cards, but Su Chen's face did not improve, because the first bank card inserted was the one that Su Chen used all year round.

One by one, the results made Su Chen's face darker and darker, and the last card was gone, Su Chen trembled his hands, held it in his hand, and after a long time, he finally made up his mind to put it into the card slot.

Clicking on the number button, Su Chen entered the wrong password very calmly twice, and after the last time, Su Chen did not dare to enter the password accurately and clicked query.

"My God, Xue Ling'er, are you still human?"

Su Chen, who finally broke out, startled the person who withdrew the money next to him, and thought that Nima had robbed him, but when he saw Su Chen going crazy, he shook his head and sighed: "Alas, what a good child is ruined like this"

After quickly withdrawing the money, the people next to him ran away, and Su Chen, who saw it, was inexplicable, he had no awareness of the person who caused the incident.

With tears streaming down his face, he took out the 100 yuan in the card, and dragged the 100 yuan bill, Su Chen thought luckily, fortunately, VIP customers don't need to pay for withdrawals.

Touching his stomach that had been hungry for a long time, Su Chen was entangled for a while, looking at the red ticket in his hand, it was not enough to rub it.

In desperation, Su Chen had no choice but to walk towards the outskirts of the city, hoping that there would be stalls in those places, otherwise he would really have to do "bad things" to maintain his food and clothing.

Walking in the alleys that extend in all directions, Su Chen suddenly felt that his sleepiness had come up again.

"Aha"

Covered his mouth and yawned, he was so tired, when he came back from the country, su chen hadn't slept before, not because he didn't want to sleep, but he didn't dare to sleep, in case he was caught by his fiancée, that's it

"Uhh

Suddenly, his expression changed, he raised his head forty-five degrees to look up at the sky, and let out a sigh: "Ah! Oh my God, you're such a bad guy."

Suddenly, Su Chen realized that what was in front of him was not a blue sky, but a floor.

Alas, dragging his body decadently, Su Chen only felt that in this world, Nima was cheating on his father, didn't you just lose a love necklace, why put me to death.

"Whoa" A purple electric car drove from behind Su Chen, Su Chen turned his head unhappily, which guy is so arrogant?! (Ahem, arrogant?) )

But immediately he was stunned, although the owner of the car was wearing a helmet, but the figure that was not inferior to his fiancée made him immediately conclude that the woman in the car was definitely a stunner.

Looking at the flowing hair of the owner of the electric car, Su Chenfa stood in place stupidly, unable to move.

"Hey, give way"

The beautiful voice came, which woke Su Chen up, and he tried his best to avoid the electric car that was getting closer and closer to him.

But the alley was not wide, and Su Chen was still scratched by the electric car and knocked to the ground.

"Ah, what's wrong with you?"

The owner of the car took off his helmet, revealing his suffocating face, shook his hair casually, and came to Su Chen anxiously.

An elegant purple shirt and tight jeans fully reveal the outline of her beautiful pink legs, and the noble and elegant atmosphere comes from the heart, not pretending to be mysterious.

Nervously checking Su Chen's condition, she looked at him with a smile and a cry, this guy is too weird, right, can he fall asleep? Anyway, you're not hanging, right?