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I saw that my reaction was very strong.

Maybe it's a matter of personal thinking, my family has lived in Nanjing for generations. Few real Nanjing people like to say that they are themselves, and I am a very typical one, and even more exaggerated. I used to work in a company, and for the same price, I would rather sell the goods to the Iranians, sell the Koreans to Pakistan, but never do business with myself. I'm disgusted with everything about the book, well, except for one thing, which is the film...... The kind with an A-line prefix......

Lao Wang and I accompanied 10,000 people, so I gritted my teeth and got into the car. Since I promised someone, I have to finish the matter, even if I don't like Yue myself, I can't smash my friend's business.

There were six people, including the driver, and I sat in the co-pilot's seat and pretended to sleep. Later, Lao Wang and the invited translator were giggling and saying himself.

I sighed, I can't be angry with Lao Wang because of this. After all, there aren't many people like me who are completely disgusted with him. There are countless people who do business with him in China, and you can't say that Lao Wang is Han Jian just because Lao Wang found two customers.

But along the way, the two devils looked like birds, and there were many problems, and they would say that the car was too fast, and they asked the driver to drive slower; At one time, he was impatient to ask when he would arrive, complaining that the driver was too slow, and then saying that China's roads were too poor and the bumps were unbearable. The driver and I were impatient.

But the translator shouted before and after. As soon as the devil made a little movement, he was busy waiting, tossing the driver enough. The driver is an employee of Lao Wang, so naturally he doesn't dare to react. My face was getting uglier and uglier.

After getting off the highway, I just entered Changshu City, and the two people behind me began to mumble and didn't know what to say. The interpreter whispered to me, "Mr. Chen, people are more interested in the scenery along the way." I'm not familiar with this, so you can give me a general introduction, and I'll translate it. ”

I snorted, and just wanted to refuse, but Lao Wang glanced at me again and again. I thought about it, my brain moved, and I smiled, "Okay." ”

After sorting out my thoughts, I began to narrate slowly.

"The biggest scene in Changshu is Yushan. Yu Mountain is not high, but it is very long, the ancients have a poem said that 'ten miles of Yu Mountain half into the city', is to describe the Yu Mountain of Changshu. Of course, ten miles here is just an imaginary number, but half of Yushan does extend into Changshu City, so the real downtown area of Yushan Park at the foot of the mountain is also very close. This is a more famous scene" I said while interpreting and slowly speaking to myself, and the two devils nodded again and again.

Lao Wang was stunned, he didn't expect me to suddenly become so good at talking. Staring at me, happy and scared.

I smiled lightly and continued:

"There is another place, which is also more famous, and that is Kofukuji Temple. There is a strange ancient stone in the temple, and the stone has natural patterns on it, and the shape is like the word 'Xingfu' in the Chinese character. ”

Later, the translator tried his best to explain it to the two devils.

I saw that they were fascinated by what they had heard, and suddenly my eyes rolled, and I continued:

"These places are actually just ordinary. There is another place not far from here, which is very important and very meaningful. Especially for friends who come from afar. ”

As soon as I said this, the translator explained it to me, and the two people were immediately so excited that they shouted at me curiously.

Even Lao Wang was stupid, staring at me as if he didn't believe that this was what I said.

I cleared my throat and continued to laugh:

"That's right, there were many, many people who went to that place before, and many people who stayed there and didn't go back to China. So I'm sure the two friends will have a special feeling if they go there. ”

Lao Wang's face became ugly: "I said, what kind of medicine are you selling?" Why am I so scared to hear you? ”

I ignored him, looked at the two excited people, and said with a smile: "That place is not far away, and it is very memorable, if you are interested, after inspecting the factory today, I can ask the interpreter to take you there early tomorrow morning." ”

The interpreter explained my words to me, and his face was very happy.

I suddenly changed my words: "That place is called 'Shajiabang', which is the place where the Eighth Route Army killed the devils." If you want to say Changshu, there is no more famous place than there! ”

Lao Wang's face changed suddenly. The translator said the first two words, reacted violently, and hurriedly waved his hand at me; "I can't say that! I can't say anything about this! ”

I sneered: "Why can't you say it?" He changed his smile and said to him in English: "I have given the translator the address, and he will take you there tomorrow." ”

The two of them nodded and applauded, the translator's face turned blue and purple, and his face was neither laughing nor crying.

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When the car arrived at the factory, I didn't accompany them to see the workshop, but I was pulled to the factory office by the factory director to chat for a while, smoked a cigarette, and the mobile phone suddenly rang.

It was Chen Juju, I was a little impatient, and I pinched the phone and didn't answer it.

When the phone rang again, I simply turned it off.

Sometimes, you still have to be ruthless and cut through the mess quickly.

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At my suggestion for dinner, the factory sent two salesmen who drank quite a lot of alcohol to accompany them. These two buddies took turns to fight, sometimes soft and sometimes hard, and they couldn't fill the little book, including the translator, and almost didn't climb under the table on the spot.

On the way back to the hotel after dinner, the interpreter took me by the hand and said, "The guest asked if there was any special entertainment in the evening?" Although he drank too much and spoke with a big tongue, I still understood the word "special".

I left two drunken devils, both of whom were drunk and couldn't tell their parents, but their eyes were still shining silver. I cursed in my heart: What a fucking perverted and horny nation.

Then smile and say to them in English: "Youwannagirl? girl？？ ”

The two devils had a twinkle in their eyes and said yes loudly!!

I laughed and exclaimed, "Noproblem!! ”

I didn't change my smile, pulled the translator over and laughed loudly in front of the two devils, "If you want women, tell them to go back to their mothers!" ”

Then he patted the translator on the shoulder, nodded to himself, and signaled: It's arranged, the translator will take you there.

I turned my back and said coldly to the translator, "Listen, I'll be staring at you!" You dare to take them out by yourself and don't do good things, I'll beat you out tomorrow! ”

After saying that, he walked out the door.

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