Before closing the door, I quickly kissed me on the face, and then made a delicate appearance, saying, "You have to be responsible for me!" ”

Before I could react, there was a bang, and the door slammed shut.

I reached out and gently touched the half of her face, feeling the faint aroma of lipstick remaining on my cheeks, and my mind went blank, and I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

I went downstairs like a fool, and then walked out of the neighborhood like a fool and walked two streets across the street like a fool.

I suddenly reacted and yelled, "! What the is going on! ”

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What to do after a guy has a relationship with a woman?

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In the first case, the two burst out into a vigorous love, and then you are strong and I am strong, love you for a lifetime, lovers eventually become dependents, concubines, deep love and hazy love, and a husband and silver woman...... (Seems to be the wrong word)...... The above situation is idealistic.

In the second case, the two fell in love with each other, but because of the opposition of the family or because of the malicious provocation of the rival in love, they were beaten by the mandarin ducks, and the two were forced to break up. After the breakup, the woman found out that she was pregnant, holding her loyal love to the man, and she wanted to give birth to a child alive and to hide it from the man, and after a few years, the two got together again, and the man found that he had become a cheap father, and the two were silent and hugged each other in tears in the infinitely beautiful sunset............ This is the way of Taiwan's 8 o'clock romance drama.

In the third case, when the two are in love, the man discovers that the woman is a national super invincible female agent, and the microwave oven in the house is all using nanotechnology, and even the flush toilet can be turned into a flying machine. And the woman found out that the man was Batman's younger brother, Spider-Man's senior brother, codenamed the guardian of the city, the lightbringer of justice, the ranger in the city, the mysterious knight admired by all the people, and the idol character who was pasted on the wall by teenagers - nicknamed "Cockroach Man"............ This is the routine of Hollywood summer blockbusters in the United States.

In the fourth case, the man suddenly found out that his girlfriend was 8 dans of karate, 9 dans of judo, 11 dans of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, and 100 dans of the Jiuyin True Sutra. And the man himself is a useless little citizen, lustful and timid, but kind-hearted, and sometimes helps the old lady cross the road or something. As a result, he unintentionally found out that his girlfriend was a master, and then the man gave full play to his characteristics as a small citizen, played a scoundrel with a thick skin, and tried all kinds of tricks, but in the end he was able to hold the beauty............ This is the routine of nonsensical movies in Hong Kong, especially represented by Chow Xingxing's films............

In the fifth case, the man himself is the only heir of a certain family in the last generation, and he has been carrying the family's secrets for many years, and he has a treasure map in hand. Then he found out that the woman was sent by those hostile forces who were peeking into his family's secrets. After the two struggled for a while, the woman abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, and the man dealt with the hostile forces together, and then after some pursuit, the two found the treasure, the location is either in the desert, or in the snowy mountains, anyway, they are all places where people don't poop. And the most strange thing is that at the moment when the treasure is opened, the villains also arrive (how can they find it without a treasure map??). Then the two sides fought, and the result was a scuffle, and the moon was dark, and finally the woman blocked a knife or a shot on his behalf in order to protect the man, and fell miserably in the man's arms, and before he died, he took out a stack of bloody banknotes, and said in a trembling voice: This is my last party fee, help me hand it over to the organization. Then ...... of exhaustion, the man shouted the woman's name three times in pain, and then turned around and fought with the villain. In the end, the blood was avenged, but unfortunately the lover has passed away...... This is a domestic movie...... Of course, if you change the plot of a woman blocking a knife and a gun on behalf of a man, and replace it with a man blocking a gun on behalf of a woman, and then the man dies and dies in the arms of a woman, then it is certain that this director is a feminist, and he is also a sixth-generation director...... No matter whether it is a man or a woman, you can't die when you die, no matter how many times you get a fatal blow, you can get up from the ground and call your lover's name affectionately...... Needless to say, it has to be Zhang Yimou's "Ambush on All Sides"!

In the sixth case, if there is really a relationship between a man and a woman, it will be treated as if it has never happened, and they will break up at dawn after a one-night stand, and they will never get along with each other from now on. If it's not a one-night stand, then be ruthless, be a negative person, abandon the other party, cut the mess quickly, and the long pain is better than the short pain!

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Alin said the above words to me while smoking a cigarette, and came to the six situations one by one. I was almost so stupid that I didn't even notice that the cigarette ash had fallen on my pants.

Alin glanced at me quickly, and said with a murderous intent: "You can only choose the sixth option now, just abandon your conscience for the time being and be a negative person." ”

I said with difficulty: "But her family is very powerful, her father is a rich man, if people are angry and hire a few professional killers and gangsters to take revenge, wouldn't I be dead?" ”

"Huh? Plutocrat? Arin's eyes lit up suddenly, "Then this situation is different." That's the seventh case. ”

Arin continued:

"The seventh situation is that the man finds that the woman has an amazing background and a rich family. Then the woman loves the man to death, and the non-man does not marry, the woman's father takes a fancy to the man's talent, and then tries his best to marry his daughter to the man as a wife, if the man already has a wife, let his daughter serve with others! also contributed money and efforts to help the man start his career! So the man shouted: Beauty in hand, I have the country! …… This is the way of urban YY novels that are now popular on the Internet. ”

Arin looked up at me triumphantly, completely oblivious to the murderous stare in my jaw that had almost dragged to the floor.

"How, with me helping you with such an analysis, do you feel that there is a helmsman in the vast sea? Do you feel the divine light in the darkness? Do you feel that the road under your feet suddenly opens up? ………… Ah! What are you doing?? ………… The gentleman doesn't move his hands! ………… Don't pinch my neck! ………… Help me!! …………”

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