It's only been a day since Si Qi left, and I regret it.

Actually, I can go home with Si Qi, and I don't have to go to work now anyway. But herein lies the problem. I don't have a job now, and when I went back to meet Si Qi's family, I also felt shameless when others asked. Who would want to give their daughter to a vagrant? In order to avoid these embarrassing problems, I did not walk with Siqi.

I finally don't have to cook for her anymore, and she has fully recovered and is walking like a fly. But I was even worse, and she had more time to stick to me when she was back to normal.

"Xiao Wu, accompany me to buy shoes in the afternoon."

"Why? Can't you go on your own? ”

"I don't have any friends here, you go and help me see, a person's vision is too subjective, I want your objective evaluation."

“……… Well, I'll go! ”

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"Xiao Wu, I bought a new stereo, you come over and help me debug."

"Why? People have after-sales service and will come to debug. ”

"No! The placement of the sound is arranged according to the size of the room and the reasonable surname of the space, and they don't know anything about my room. You're coming! ”

“………… Well, I'll go! ”

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"Xiao Wu, accompany me to the repair shop tomorrow to get the car."

"Miss, can't you go by yourself?"

"No! The people in the repair shop are the best at ripping off customers, and if they see me as a girl going to get a car, they will definitely charge the price. You must accompany me. ”

“………… Well, I'll go! ”

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"Xiao Wu, I'm going to sell clothes, you accompany me and help me refer to it."

"Why do you want me to accompany you?"

"The reason is the same as buying shoes."

“………… Well, I'll go! ”

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"Xiao Wu, I ............"

"Okay, okay, don't say it, I'll go!"

"Huh? That's great! You promised to accompany me to buy underwear? Okay, then I'll wait for you. ”

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It's going to eat me. Seven is right, she has eaten my softness, my kindness and sense of responsibility. I couldn't hold it out for two days. I called Seven and yelled, "Help." The method you said last time, in addition to such ruthless tricks, is there any euphemism? ”

Seven seemed pleasantly surprised when he received my call: "Old Five, let me tell you, I thoroughly studied your case after you left last time, and then after thinking hard for a few days, I finally came up with a method, which I guess will work!" ”

"What's the method?"

Seven was smiling weirdly on the other end of the phone, and I couldn't help but feel a little hairy.

"Old Five, I analyze, that girl always pretends to be very hot and deliberately teases you, you should fight back appropriately!"

"Fight back? How to fight back? I asked.

"The most important question now is whether anything happened between you and her. Last time I called you ruthless, you couldn't pull your face, then now the only way out is if you can prove that you didn't have that kind of relationship between you and her, you can get rid of her, and you don't have to be condemned in your heart. ”

"Tell the about it. What bend? ”

Seven smiled lightly, "Old Five, have you heard the story of the ant and the elephant?" ”

Ants and elephants? It was a well-known joke.

Of course, I've heard that the content of this story is actually quite simple:

One day, an ant and an elephant met on the road, and the elephant was about to stomp the ant to death.

In order to save his surname, the ant was in a hurry, put on a look of affection, and said affectionately to the elephant: "I have it, it's your ......"

The elephant fainted.

After a while, the elephant got up and said a word to the ant, and the ant fainted in fright.

The elephant said, "Let's do it again......

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"What do you mean...... Want me to be that elephant? Do you want me to offer to go on chuang with her? ”

"That's right, Old Five, if you already have that with her, it doesn't matter if you do it again. If she is lying to you, then when you make such a request, she will definitely deliberately shirk and find an excuse to refuse you. Isn't that clear? ”

This seems to be a solution, but I always feel that something is wrong in my heart, and I can't say what is wrong.

"No matter, give it a try!"

I made up my mind.

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