Chapter 112: Something is wrong
In the same room, in the same bed, three people covered with a quilt, and I was in the middle.
Jingjing was close to me on my left, reading a newspaper with me. Xu Shu was on my right, she was lying on her side, holding a magazine with a female surname in her hand, reading an article with relish.
Originally, the atmosphere was very quiet, but suddenly Xu Shu "pounced", and Gege laughed. Jingjing said angrily: "Hey, what are you laughing at?" ”
Xu Shu turned around, held up the magazine in his hand and handed it to me, and said with a smile: "Tang Qian, look, this paragraph is so interesting, you can't help but laugh when you read the bag." ”
I put my arm around her shoulder and said, "Really? Let me see. ”
Xu Shu was referring to a little joke in the magazine, to the effect that there was a famous writer named Li Min in China, who was once invited by a French friend to his house. The writer did not know a word of French, and before leaving, he hurriedly added two common French phrases, one of which was "Good morning!" The other is "What's your name?" After coming to live with a friend in France, he got up early the next morning and went for a morning run in his friend's garden. The French friend was a wealthy man, and his garden was large and had a special gardener to care for him. When he ran through a green area, the gardener, who was watering, saw him and greeted him in French: "Good morning!" A day later, however, the writer who was so poor at French had confused the two French sentences he had just learned, and the gardener was asking him in French, "What is your name?" "The writer wondered if the French didn't greet each other when they met, but asked for the person's name. Due to the different national conditions, the writer did not care, and out of politeness, he replied in Chinese: "My name is Li Min!" He nodded and ran away. The gardener didn't even care, thinking that the phrase "My name is Li Min" is the Chinese answer for good morning. The next morning, the writer got up again for a run, and met the gardener again in the garden. The gardener greeted him again with a smile in French: "Good morning! The writer frowned, thinking to himself, didn't you already ask my name yesterday? Why are you still asking today? Alas! Is it so bad for the French to remember their surnames? Depressed to depressed, out of politeness, he replied again: "My name is Li Min!" "On the morning of the third morning, the writer got up again for a run, and saw the diligent gardener again in the garden, and thought to himself that he had asked my name twice, and I had not asked him once, which was rude. So he ran straight over and asked his name in French: "Good morning!" I saw the gardener smile and nod his head, and said in the Chinese words he had just learned from him: "My name is Li Min!" ”
Seeing this, I couldn't help but laugh with Xu Shu. Jingjing on the side didn't see it, and she didn't know what we were laughing at, so she snatched the magazine and shouted, "I'll see, what's so funny?" ”
At this time, Xu Shu's tears also burst out of his eyes, and the dew on his blown face was crystal clear, and his beautiful face made my heart pound. With a slight force of my right hand, I dragged her into my arms and said with a smile: "Laugh me to death, how can you accompany me?" ”
Xu Shu blinked his eyes and whispered, "Whatever you want, I'll give you what!" ”
I shaved her straight, small nose, lowered my head, and kissed her tenderly. After a while, Jingjing also laughed, turned her head and saw that we were lingering, so angry that she knocked on my head with a magazine, and shouted: "Tang Qian, the doctor has said that he wants you to control the sexual affairs, you must not resist the temptation of Xiao Yinwa!" If you hurt your body, you're not the only one who suffers! ”
I looked up and laughed, "How can it be so serious?" The doctor can only listen to half of it. With that, I lowered my head again and kissed Xu Shu's chest directly.
Jingjing was anxious, came over and grabbed Xu Shu's hand, and shouted, "Xiao Shu, didn't we talk about it just now?" This passage must be restrained, and Tang Qian must not be too tired. Why did you just say you fouled? ”
Xu Shu bit one of his index fingers in his mouth, and at this time his eyes were already like silk, and he murmured, "We...... Did you say that? How do I ...... Don't remember? ”
"You!" Jingjing was angry and anxious, crawling over and reaching out to stop us. But as soon as I pressed my hand, I pressed her and Xu Shu side by side under me, and said with a smile: "What restraint? There are two delicate flowers on the bed but they are not allowed to pick, so that life is more painful than death. To hell with the doctor's advice, even if I die, I'm going to be a merry ghost. ”
Saying that, I divided my troops into two ways with one hand, and quickly occupied the two high ground on the left and right.
"Oops! My husband can't do it, you can't do this! ”
"Huh? Do you dare to say that your husband can't do it? Good! I'll be the first to take your knife! ”
"Hehe, Tang Qian, take it easy! What the flower fairy said is not unreasonable, and it is not appropriate to have too much sex? Once or twice like this, it's fine, haha! ”
"Ahh You don't wear a condom...... I'm really pregnant, I don't care! ”
"yes, yes! Pause, pause! Don't move, I'll help you find ......"
"Alas! I said, one of you has to wear one and the other can't wear it, it's really troublesome! ”
"Go! Contentment puts you, what man can be as happy as you, one dragon and two phoenixes every day? ”
"I ......"
"You ......"
"Ha ......"
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After two days of such a life, on the evening of the third day, something happened!
On this day, I ate late because I was with an important client, and when I was done, I hurried home, because there were two beauties waiting for me at home. After opening the door and entering, I felt a little strange, the lights in the living room were all turned off, and only the TV was turned on. I saw Xu Shu sitting on the sofa with his back to me and watching TV motionless, so I said strangely: "Xu Shu, why don't you turn on the lights?" What about Jingjing? ”
As I spoke, I walked over to the switch, ready to turn on the chandelier. But I heard Xu Shu on the sofa say: "Don't turn on the lights, that's it." Come here, I'm going to ask you a few words. ”
I heard Xu Shu's voice different, so I walked over and said with concern: "What's wrong?" Do you have a cold? ”
Xu Shu raised the TV remote control in his hand and turned off the TV again. At this time, only a little wall lamp light came from the corridor on the second floor in the entire living room, and it was so vague that even the faces of people could not be seen clearly.
I thought it was really strange, and stood behind her, gently stroked her hair, and said softly, "What's wrong?" Did you quarrel with Jingjing again? Alas, Xu Shu, Jingjing is not as sensible as you, sometimes she is as delicate as a child, you can let it go a little. At most, I'll hurt you a little more in private, okay? ”
Xu Shu sneered and said, "You treat Jingjing really not ordinarily well!" ”
As soon as I heard that Xu Shu seemed to be really angry, I leaned over and hugged her head, and said softly, "You guys really quarreled?" Did Jingjing say something about you again? Alas, don't be angry, where is she? I'll talk to her about it. It's okay for you two good friends to joke with each other, but it really hurts feelings, and that's not good. I asked her to come over and admit her mistake to you, and you can hold hands and reconcile, okay? ”
Xu Shu tilted his head, broke out of my arms, and shouted, "Don't do anything with me!" Come and sit down next to me, Jingjing is not here now, I have something to ask you. ”
At this time, I already felt that Xu Shu was very wrong, but I couldn't say what was wrong for a while. I had to sit next to her in disbelief, and said, "Then what do you want to tell me?" ”
Xu Shu pondered for a moment and said, "What are you going to do?" You married Jingjing, what should you do with me? ”
I said curiously, "Didn't we all say it?" In a few months, I'll marry you? What's wrong? ”
"Oh, that's right! That...... What can you do if my parents strongly disagree? ”
I immediately started to get suspicious, didn't I? This is not Xu Shu's tone, didn't we discuss everything we should have discussed before? What should I do, isn't she herself the clearest?
I suddenly remembered something, and my heart shuddered, and I quickly stood up and walked to the wall, and reached out to turn on the light switch.
Under the sudden light of the living room, I saw Xu Shu turn his head to look at me sternly, and sneered: "Mr. Tang, you are so familiar with my daughter, will you also make people mistaken?" ”
I suddenly opened my mouth wide and couldn't make a sound for a long time. The person in front of him, who looks like Xu Shu, is Xu Shu's mother. She and her daughter are all extremely similar in height, appearance, fat and thin. Even the voice, if it is not deliberately subdivided, is completely inaudible. I had a preconceived idea when I walked in, and I didn't even think her mother would be here. And she deliberately turned off the lights so that I couldn't tell by my appearance and age. If you don't pay attention, you actually fell into her trap.
I couldn't stop breaking out in a cold sweat, and I secretly complained in my heart, when did Xu Shu's mother come here? Why didn't Xu Shu and Jingjing inform me in advance? It's over, it's all over. There is no preparation at all, and as soon as you fight, you will already be defeated!
Xu Shu's mother looked at me coldly for a while and said, "What? Dumb? Mr. Tang, there's no need to hide it from me, an old woman, now? Come and sit down, I think we should have a good talk! ”
I wiped the sweat from my forehead and thought to myself, I was really careless, and I lost all the plates! It's useless to regret it now, it's better to do it all, as long as it shows my true feelings for Xu Shu, maybe I can get her mother's understanding. Although the odds are pitifully small, what else can be done?
I made up my mind, walked up and bowed first, and said respectfully: "Auntie, I didn't know it was you just now, I was rude to you, please forgive me." ”
Xu Shu's mother snorted and said, "I don't dare to take the title of aunt, my surname is Feng, you call me Ms. Feng!" ”
(To be continued)