"That's right, recruit me. I think it's good, your pet shop is not bad, it matches my temperament. The chubby woman immediately waved her hands to sell herself.

"Excuse me, what's your name?" Zhou Yi asked.

"Song Huijuan." The chubby woman replied, and then gushed about sales, "Boss, let me tell you, I am a very hard-working person, I can work overtime every day, and I have no problem working overtime at any time...... As long as you pay overtime. ”

"Song Huijuan, right?" Zhou Yi vaguely remembered this name, which was one of the resumes picked out on the Internet.

Zhou Yi opened his laptop, called up the resumes, and then found Song Huijuan's and opened it, and was immediately dumbfounded.

The photo in this resume looks fair-skinned, good-looking, and it looks like it should only be a hundred pounds, but the woman in front of her has to say two hundred pounds, right?

"I don't look like a photo." Zhou Yi reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said euphemistically.

"Right? I think so too. I said that guy couldn't do it and made me ugly. Song Huijuan said with her hands on her cheeks.

"It's quite ugly......" Zhou Yi was already full of black lines.

"How? Boss, I promised you that your business was good, and the guests were in an uproar, which is like now, no one came to the door. Song Huijuan said confidently.

It's ten o'clock in the morning, go to work, sleep lazy, who has nothing to do with pet stores?

Zhou Yi didn't know how to answer anymore, if self-confidence is also an advantage, this fat woman is not without any advantages.

In addition to recruiting ordinary clerks, Zhou Yi also recruits pet groomers, mainly by pets in medicinal baths, shearing, grooming, and so on.

These are technical jobs, relying on hands not on faces, if this woman has learned pet grooming, in fact, it is not impossible to recruit them.

"Do you know how to groom?" Zhou Yi asked.

"What's so difficult about that, I give my hamster at home a beautiful beauty every day, one color a day (sai), and today I paint it green with paint, but it's good-looking, and the thief ......is good-looking," Song Huijuan said with dancing hands.

Zhou Yi held back, forcibly resisted the urge to kick this woman out of the door, and then said: "I'm talking about shearing, reducing the bottom hair, and the hairstyle of the competition......"

"Not to mention shearing, plucking, I used to make roast duck. Do you know roast duck? Duck feathers are the most difficult to pluck clean, so you can peel them off by hand......"

"Okay, okay, thank you for your application, my store is not considering selling pet ducks for the time being, you go back first, and I'll notify you when the results are out." Zhou Yi couldn't stand it anymore and sent the guest immediately.

After a while, another applicant came in.

This time, the applicant did not visit the pet store with God's vision first, but walked directly to Zhou Yi and said, "Hello, I am here to apply." ”

Zhou Yi looked up, a girl with glasses, her skin was not very white, there were beans on her face, she was wearing an ordinary T-shirt and jeans, and she was carrying a satchel, and she didn't look very old.

"May I be seated, may I ask what is your name?" Zhou Yi politely asked her to sit down, and then asked for her name.

"Wang Xiaoli." Wang Xiaoli was more shy and spoke with her head down.

Zhou Yi found Wang Xiaoli's resume in the laptop and opened it, and went to the place, this photo has been rubbed at least a dozen times, and I can't see any beans.

"I don't look like the photo,......," Zhou Yi said euphemistically.

"Yes...... Well, P's not good, right? Wang Xiaoli helped her black-rimmed glasses and replied embarrassedly.

"No, no, no, there is no trace of PS, this technology is a big deal." Zhou Yi joked against his will.

"I ...... I didn't want to, but with the original photo, there was no response to the resume, so I had to ...... I had to ......," Wang Xiaoli lowered her head and whispered.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not an exaggeration to wrap yourself." Zhou Yi was afraid that if he spoke heavily, he would make this shy girl cry.

"Are you going to hire me again?" Wang Xiaoli asked.

Zhou Yi looked at his resume, and then said, "18 years old, is it the real age?" It is illegal to employ minors. ”

"I'm really 18 years old." Wang Xiaoli said and immediately hurriedly rummaged through her schoolbag, found her ID card and handed it to Zhou Yi to see.

Zhou Yi glanced at his ID card, and after confirming that the girl in front of him was 18 years old, he asked, "18 years old should be a high school graduate, why don't you go to college?" ”

"I didn't get admitted to the undergraduate, so I could only study in a junior college, but my eldest sister said that it was useless to study in a junior college, and now I would rather have work experience in recruiting people, so I started looking for a job." Wang Xiaoli said.

"Do you have any specialties? Just graduated from high school, I don't know how to groom, right? ”

"I can learn, I learn things very quickly." Wang Xiaoli said immediately.

"But I'm not a school here." Zhou Yi said euphemistically.

"But I really like animals, I really can. To give...... Give me a chance, and I'll surprise you back. Wang Xiaoli raised her head and said eagerly.

"This mantra for applying for employment has long been rotten, don't say it when you apply for jobs in the future, it is estimated that all those who do human resources are tired of listening to it." Zhou Yi said as much as he could.

"Am I out of a chance?"

"I'm sorry." Zhou Yi said truthfully.

Wang Xiaoli immediately stood up with red eyes, hesitating to leave but not leaving.

Zhou Yi suddenly felt that it was quite uncomfortable to work in human resources, and every interview was a process that killed the hope of young people.

"I ...... Can I see the pets here? Wang Xiaoli held back for a long time before saying.

"Yes, you can pet them if you like." Zhou Yi nodded in agreement, he opened a pet shop, and there was no reason to refuse anyone to look at pets, especially those who like pets.

Next, Zhou Yi interviewed five or six people one after another, and almost every one of them opened with the following words: "I am not the same as the photo." ”

It's not that Zhou Yi judges people by their appearance, after all, as an ordinary clerk in a pet store, he can't be too stumpy.

If you are applying for a pet groomer, as long as you have skills, it doesn't matter what you look like, but the waiter who greets guests still has requirements for eloquence and good facial features.

In order to assess the quality of the candidates, Zhou Yi deliberately threw a ball of paper on the ground.

As a result, everyone who came in to apply for the job picked up the paper ball and threw it into the trash, and even the movements were so uniform.

Finally, one of the applicants said after failing to apply: "Boss, the idea of throwing paper balls on the ground is rotten, and there are every workplace TV series, so I'm embarrassed not to pick it up." ”

“……”

These candidates are really wonderful, and if they have an opening, they will ask directly about their salary.

"Only three thousand? I used to have 10,000 jobs, so you're too low. It's naïve to want to recruit people for 3,000 yuan. ”

“……”

There are also various requirements for work.

"I have very low requirements, as long as I can commute to and from work on time, work eight hours a day, take a two-hour break at noon, leave work before 5 p.m., and take Saturday and Sunday off, it's no problem...... Oh yes, I'm not responsible for cleaning the pets, I can only greet the guests for tea. ”

"I don't hire a boss, get out!"

There is also persecution paranoia.

"Boss, I resolutely do not accompany customers to dinner, nor will I accompany the boss to eat. You know, girls are dangerous, what if you get drunk? What if I get drunk and get taken to the hotel? What if I forget to do my safety measures? If something happens to the hospital, my life will be over. So, to accompany the meal, absolutely not. ”

"I'm still afraid of your looks. Bad reviews, get rough! ”

After a day of interviewing, Zhou Yi was about to collapse, why couldn't he find a reliable person?

In other words, of course, when I applied for the job, it was so reliable, and the uncle of the human resources department was still picky, which was too annoying.