Chapter 34: The monk can't touch you

Zhou Ruo glared at Shen Ao, knowing that Shen Ao was in trouble, and beckoned to Chun'er: "Chun'er, come to me." ”

Chun'er sighed, reluctantly. Zhou Ruo wanted to draw a clear line with Shen Ao, and offended the two Zen masters. Shen Ao continued to look at the painting as if nothing had happened, and when Zhou Ruo and Chun'er drank tea, he couldn't help but follow the fragrance of the tea, and said with a smile: "This tea is really so delicious?" I'll try it. "Pour a full cup from the teapot. After taking a bite, the tip of the tongue first felt a slight astringency, and as soon as the astringency passed, the strong fragrance remained between the mouth, and all the bones were relaxed.

"Good tea, the monks are still lacking in the heat of writing and painting, but the skill of making tea by hand is unique." Shen Ao praised and went to eat the pastry again, the pastry was sweet but not greasy, very refreshing, drinking it with this tea, it didn't feel greasy, it was very comfortable.

Although Shen Ao didn't eat heavily, it was common to sleep in the open when he was hiding from Interpol, a can, or even a steamed bun, as long as he could fill his stomach. After tasting this tea and pastry, I realized that there are really masters of cooking and tea ceremony in the world, and the same ingredients and tea leaves are made differently by different people.

In the previous life, those chefs seemed to be skilled, but in fact, they paid more attention to the ingredients, and dozens of seasonings were put in, and the color and flavor came out. But in this era, it is rare to be able to cook such a pastry and make such a good tea.

"If there is such a famous chef and tea ceremony master in the Ya Mountain House, wouldn't it be another gimmick, but it's a pity, it's a pity, these two people are bald monks, otherwise they would have to be hired anyway." Shen Ao was slightly annoyed, Zhou Ruo ignored him with a cold face, and even Chun'er didn't dare to talk to him. I had to sit sullenly and think about my thoughts.

The little novice came back, but he didn't come in, but just poked his head outside the door. Shen Ao was a little angry, why didn't this little novice come yet, so he shouted, "What do you see?" Haven't your master and uncle come yet? ”

Not to be outdone, Xiao Shami poked his head out and said, "What are you called, they will come soon, I will come first to see if you have escaped." ”

Shen Ao took out the paper fan from his waist, shook it for a long time, and smiled at the little novice: "I'm afraid that your master and uncle won't dare to come." ”

Xiao Shami was angry, clenched his fists and wanted to hit people, and said: "Who said they didn't dare to come, don't run away if you have the ability." ”

"Wow, the little broken child actually dares to shake his fist at the book boy, okay, adults don't care about villains, don't care about him in general." Shen Ao smiled and looked at Xiao Shami provocatively: "I won't escape, just wait for your master and uncle to come." ”

Zhou Ruo said in a low voice with a smile: "Be careful, this little novice is a warrior monk, who knows how to punch and kick, and the two big men can't get close." ”

Shen Ao was stunned, lowered his voice and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" "He is a little weak-hearted, it turns out that the monks here are not simple, and he may even beat people like this. Wow, this book boy wants to attack and not fight, it seems that he can't speak so horizontally, he must be low-key, don't annoy them, he will be beaten.

Zhou Ruo gloated and laughed: "Who told you to cause trouble everywhere." ”

Shen Ao ignored Zhou Ruo, beckoned to Xiao Shami, and said very gently and happily: "Little monk, come here." ”

The little novice hesitated, walked over, and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

Shen Ao touched his bald head and said with emotion: "How old is the little monk?" What is your name? Wow, you are so cute, your master must love you very much. ”

The attack of the sugar-coated cannonballs worked well, and the hostility of the little novice was lessened, and he replied, "My name is Shi Xiaohu, and I was picked up by the master, and of course the master loves me." ”

Xiao Shami's head was stabbed, and it felt very tactile to the touch, and Shen Ao smiled harmlessly: "Shi Xiaohu, this name is good." You can defend your master like this, it's very good, you did the right thing, once you are a teacher and a father for life, this is filial piety. If you can do this, it shows that your child is very loving, has a great sense of justice, and has a correct outlook. Come, I'll show you something. ”

He held up his fan: "Look at it." He shook the fan vigorously, and the fan bone painting swept across the novice's eyes like a white meteor.

Suddenly, the fan was gone.

Shi Xiaohu is the surname of the young man's heart, so he quickly wiped his eyes and looked around: "Where is the fan?" ”

Shen Ao was very proud, dealing with children, especially this kind of violent teenager who knows kung fu, he was very skilled, and said: "I have become gone." ”

Shi Xiaohu didn't believe it: "It must be hidden on you, yes, you rolled it up your sleeve." ”

Shen Ao rolled up his sleeves and let him see: "It's not on me, you can look for it again." ”

Shi Xiaohu was interested, searched everywhere, but couldn't find it. He became affectionate to Shen Ao at once: "Donor, where did the fan go, what kind of kung fu are you, it's very powerful." ”

Shen Ao glanced at Zhou Ruo proudly, and said to the little novice Nunu: "On that big sister." ”

Zhou Ruo was stunned for a moment, and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, hey, little monk, what are you doing?" Zhou Ruo was so frightened that his face was pale, and it turned out that Shi Xiaohu suddenly pounced and rolled up Zhou Ruo's sleeve to find a fan. Zhou Ruo's jade hands were exposed, and his small arms, which were as thin as green onions, were very eye-catching.

Pushing Shi Xiaohu away, Zhou Ruo couldn't wait to stomp his feet, and said, "Come over again, come over again, I'll teach your master to clean you up, you little monk." ”

Shi Xiaohu said with a tiger head: "I'm looking for a fan." "He grew up in the temple since he was a child, and he was young, and the masters and uncles would definitely not mention the matter between men and women, who knew that Zhou Ruo was taboo about this.

Zhou Ruohu shouted at Shen Ao with a face: "Shen Ao ......"

Miss Zhou got angry, the consequences were very serious, and she was retaliated against by Shen Ao, which hurt her self-esteem. Besides, she is a person with a habit of cleanliness, she is ashamed and angry, and she can't wait to dismantle Shen Ao at this time.

Shen Ao stopped laughing this time, the joke was a bit excessive, and if he made trouble again, something would happen. With a shake of his hand in mid-air, the fan came out and said to Shi Xiaohu: "The fan is here, Monk Xiaohu, you are too reckless, can a woman touch it?" ”

Shi Xiaohu said confidently: "Why can't women touch indiscriminately? ”

"Wow......" Shen Ao threw himself to the ground for the five bodies that this little monk admired, and he played a hooligan and still spoke so righteously, which was too qualified. Hurriedly said: "Okay, you can touch it, but I can't, you are a monk, color is emptiness, so touching it is also empty, touching is air, nothing." ”

Shen Ao said crooked reasoning for a while, and secretly looked at Zhou Ruo out of the corner of his eye, and saw that Zhou Ruo was really angry, although Shi Xiaohu was a child, Miss Zhou was still not convinced, this right and wrong were all provoked by Shen Ao, Miss Zhou suffered a loss, and she couldn't give up easily.

Shi Xiaohu tilted his head and thought for a while: "Can you teach me the trick of turning a fan?" ”

Shen Ao shook his head: "Don't teach, this is my guy who eats, just like you are a monk, Huayuan is your guy who eats, can you teach others?" Teach others that everyone is going to turn their fate, and you monks will starve to death. ”

Shi Xiaohu heard a lot of truths today, and he couldn't digest them for a while, and was about to ask Shen Ao how to use it to eat by turning into a fan, when someone at the back of his head proclaimed the Buddha's name and said: "The donor is polite, and the donor also knows how to write and paint?" ”

It's the Master who is here.

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