Chapter 162: Nonsense
Bian Rang was surprised, what did this Shen Ao scold himself for? It's really strange, is this Shen Ao a Song person or a Mubara person, although there is a dirt between the two, but at the moment of foreign enemies, is this guy a little confused?
He opened his mouth to speak, but Shen Ao interrupted him mercilessly: "What? Lord Bian is still not convinced? As a university scholar, you walk in front of the palace, representing the prestige of the Song Dynasty, but what do you look like, like a shrew scolding the street and insulting international friends, it is really sweeping the floor, what do you look like? ”
He pointed his finger at Prince Surya and continued: "His Royal Highness the Prince is such a noble person, admiring my Great Song Dynasty culture, and even more fluent in Chinese, and even reciting poems and putting it right, such a gentleman, you ruthlessly reprimand him in broad daylight?" Although the student is only a scholar and does not have an official position, he can't stand it anymore, no matter what, he has to seek justice for His Royal Highness the Prince. ”
"You...... You ......" Bian Rang was speechless for a moment, speechless, Shen Ao's mouth was too clever, he hadn't said a word, there were ten or eight sentences waiting for him, where was Shen Ao's opponent.
Shen Ao sighed and continued: "But Lord Bian must be going to show his official authority to scare the students, oh, the students almost forgot, the adults were once doctors of Taixue." There is a famous poet who has a good poem, which can just describe adults: Lang Lang Qiankun is upright and every-spring, distinguishing right from wrong and respectful. What kind of peach and plum are the flies and dogs, and it is difficult to break the bad roots of the people who regret it......"
Hey, this son actually made a chapter again, and even Shen Ao couldn't help but be secretly surprised in his heart!
Bian Rang was speechless, and suddenly his heart sank, and he thought: "He is a madman, what do I have to do with him, and spread it, it won't ruin the old man's dignity." He pursed his lips, snorted coldly, and went back to his seat.
Seeing this, Shen Ao did not pursue, turned to look at Prince Surya, and said with a smile: "International friend...... Ah, no, Your Royal Highness the Prince, Lord Shicai Bian is disrespectful, please don't be surprised. ”
Prince Surya said vigilantly: "What is the little king to blame, but he is just a little curious in his heart, they all say that the Great Song Dynasty is a country of etiquette and a country of gentlemen, and it seems that it is nothing more than that." ”
Shen Ao smiled slightly: "Yes, yes, but the student can assure His Royal Highness that unless there are a very small number of people, most of them can still be called gentlemen." It's like a ...... below" Shen Ao smiled brightly, very weird, and looked at Prince Surya with a pair of eyes, no one knew what medicine was sold in his gourd.
Prince Surya sneered, but he didn't say anything.
Shen Ao continued: "For example, if you are just below, you are still very polite, you can witness it for all to see. ”
The huge hall, but no one squeaked, only that Chang Luo was very ashamed to deal with it: "Yes, Shen Gongzi...... It's still very polite. Quickly lowered his head, his old face was red, he still had to tell a lie in front of many people at such an age, he regretted it a little, and he was ashamed of himself!
Shen Ao continued: "The etiquette of our Song people is divided into two kinds, one is the gift of a gentleman, and the other is the gift of beasts. For example, the gentleman's gift, it is as if the student met Chang Luo Chang Daren, Chang Da is highly respected, indifferent, industrious, simple, Yushu Linfeng, kind eyebrows and good eyes, ancient road hot intestines, high wind and bright festival, both ability and political integrity, sinking fish and geese...... Ahem, this sinking fish and geese are not counted, in short, all the virtues in the world are gathered in the body of Chang Daren, such an old gentleman, the student naturally practices the courtesy of a gentleman. ”
Chang Luo's face was even redder, and when he saw countless eyes falling over, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Prince Surya just continued to sneer, knowing that Shen Ao was playing tricks on him, and was about to speak, but then Shen Ao said: "As for the gift of beasts, it is mainly for some barbarians who talk nonsense, such as Turks, Huns, or something, the so-called seeing people and talking about people, and talking about ghosts, in fact, the same is true." Therefore, this gift of the beast will inevitably have a bad attitude, please ...... Oh no, don't blame Your Highness the Prince. ”
A trace of anger flashed in Prince Surya's eyes, and he was about to sneer at him, but Shen Ao interrupted him again, and said in surprise and fear: "Your Royal Highness, the student has a word first, and this beastly gift is definitely not aimed at His Highness." The students swore to heaven that the mud bhara was also a barbarian...... Oh, no, no, Nibra is by no means a barbarian, the student has no such thoughts, how can Nibra be a barbarian? Obviously, they are very polite, for example, they can eat coconut fruit, and they will ...... Will it ...... Will you ......" said a few times in a row, Shen Ao's face became a little nervous, and he asked weakly: "Your Highness, I don't know what else will your countrymen do?" ”
Prince Surya snorted coldly and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? ”
"Yes, you can still talk nonsense, hey, is nonsense also your country's specialty? Ahh For example, His Royal Highness the Prince, his nonsense is very level, the tongue fights the group of Confucians, and the Great Song Dynasty is beyond the reach of the corrupt Confucians, and he is willing to bow to the wind. ”
Prince Surya snorted coldly and said, "You are reversing black and white!" ”
Shen Ao laughed and said: "His Royal Highness the Prince, this is too wronged to the students, and the students who are black and white can still be distinguished, such as His Royal Highness the Prince, who is so black that he is shiny, black and stylish, and so black that he can't see his five fingers; Speaking of this black letter, the students were full of doubts, and dared to ask, if His Royal Highness the Prince walked at night, would he be under a lot of pressure? ”
To deal with this kind of nonsense, Shen Ao is more nonsense than him, this kind of thing, Shen Ao has a deep experience, the most important point is not to follow the other party's train of thought, to take the initiative yourself, pick a word to play the mission, and seize the initiative.
Prince Surya was furious and said, "Are you here to get in the way of destroying the diplomatic relations between the two countries?" ”
Shen Ao was surprised: "Diplomatic relations? Where does this start, His Royal Highness originally came to talk about diplomatic relations? Hey, why didn't Your Highness say it earlier, just now I saw His Highness's appearance, why do I think His Highness is here to quarrel, is he here to talk nonsense more than anyone; It turns out that His Highness has a heavy responsibility, disrespect, disrespect. ”
The hall burst into laughter, many officials had no scruples, except for a few officials of the Ministry of Rites whose faces were slightly ugly, most of them hated this Surya in their hearts, especially the sentence that Yushu backyard flower chanted, and they hated him even more.
Seeing this, Su Erya knew that she couldn't talk to Shen Ao anymore, pursed her lips, and returned to her seat in a huff.
Shen Ao smiled, no longer cared, and returned to his position; But he kept talking about it, and said: "Speaking of this diplomatic relationship, the student remembered one thing, it seems that the diplomatic relations between the Nibora Kingdom and the Tianzhu Kingdom are very deep, His Royal Highness the Prince does not go to Tianzhu diplomatic relations, but why did he come to Bianjing to have diplomatic relations with my Great Song Dynasty?" Hey, it's puzzling. ”
Everyone smiled, but a few officials of the Ministry of Rites secretly wondered in their hearts, this Shen Ao was just a prisoner, but he also knew about Tianzhu Kingdom? It is strange that Tianzhu still knows that the country of Tianzhu borders on Nibora.
Su Erya snorted coldly again, and made up his mind not to pay attention to Shen Ao, he knew very well that if he took Shen Ao, Shen Ao would have even more hateful words in the future.
Shen Ao looked at Su Ya, who continued to speak, with a smile, and said thoughtfully: "Isn't it difficult for Tianzhu Kingdom to protect itself?" No, the Sultan is so powerful, is the Tianzhu Kingdom about to be lost? ”
When these words came out, a trace of confusion flashed in Prince Surya's eyes, and then there was a hint of fierceness.
Shen Ao continued: "I can't imagine that the Sudanese are so powerful, I don't know that the Tianzhu country has been invaded by the Sudanese several times, hey, repeated defeats, speaking of which the Tianzhu people are really miserable, but if one day the Sudanese defeat Tianzhu, what will happen to the land of mud and bhara, but it is exciting." Wan Er smiled, shook his head and said: "What does this have to do with me, the Sultans are at war, what they are best at is slaughtering cities, if I am the prince of Nibhara, I must die begging to lie in this Bianjing, no matter what, I will never go back to Niboro, if I am accidentally captured by the Sultans and castrated to be the Sultan's eunuch, it will be too miserable." ”
Everyone listened to Shen Ao's words, but they didn't know what it meant, and they were full of doubts. At this time, Surya seemed to have touched his heart, and snorted coldly: "What is so terrible about the Sudanese, don't say that Tianzhu has an army of 100,000, that is, Nibra, and there are 7,000 warriors, if the Sudanese army does not come, if they dare to come, they will teach them to go and never return." ”
Shen Ao smiled and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the Nibora warriors are mighty and majestic, and it is naturally more than enough to protect the family and defend the country." However, this Tianzhu Kingdom is only afraid that it will not be able to count on it, there are 100,000 empty troops, but in front of the Sultan, it is repeatedly defeated, such a way of playing, sooner or later the Tianzhu King will sing Yushu backyard flowers. ”
Shen Ao sighed with emotion: "To be a man, it's better to leave a way for yourself to live, if someone is ruined, where can he go?" ”
Su Erya was stunned, chewing Shen Ao's words, and was silent for a while.
The old fritters of the Ministry of Rites were in high spirits, as if they had heard something, Shen Ao had something to say, and then looked at the appearance of Surya who was lost for a while, could it be ...... The wine was hot, and the banquet was coming to an end, but at the last moment of the dismissal, Su Erya suddenly walked to Shen Ao's case, looked at Shen Ao deeply, and said coldly: "I don't know who Shen Gongzi is?" Why do you know Tianzhu and Sudan? ”
Many people turned their attention again, and Shen Ao smiled slightly: "What's the matter, the prince is afraid?" ”
"Afraid?" Surya said disdainfully: "The Sultan's range of activities is still hundreds of miles away from the country of Nibhara, so what is the Nibra afraid of? ”
Shen Ao made a look of admiration and said: "A small country, less than 10,000 soldiers, surrounded by strong neighbors, if I were the prince of the country, I would be terrified, walking on thin ice, but His Royal Highness the prince's courage is amazing, and he was unmoved, and the students admired and admired him." The meaning of that sentence sounded as ironic as it sounded to Surya!