Chapter 218: It's Hard It's really hard
Qingxu never thought that this change would occur, even Tianzun, was also stunned for a while, the immortal wind dao bones into a trace of anger, this anger flashed away, and then listened to Shen Ao continue: "Senior brother, why did you lose so much in your immortal method, oops, it turns out that you are seriously injured." ”
"Cai Gongzi, what nonsense are you talking about?" Qingxu paced over, and said with an angry face.
Seven or eight believers have made a gesture to pounce, although Qingxu is angry, but there is still a little sense in his heart, this person in front of him is the son of Master Cai's family, such a person can not be strong, if he really wants to make trouble, in a moment the city gate of the entire Bianjing City will be closed, and then the forbidden army will be dispatched to take people.
What's more, under the eyes of everyone, if the Tianyi Sect uses force, it will inevitably have an impact on Tianzun's reputation, and the only way to do it is to act at the moment.
Shen Ao sighed: "Cai Gongzi? What is Cai Gongzi, you are the Qingxu nephew that Senior Brother often mentions in his letters? Shen Ao smiled and passed, looking at Qingxu's angry eyes, but said fearlessly: "Oh, Qingxu nephew, your master must not have mentioned me to you as an uncle, today I will tell you, in fact, I have been separated from your master for many years, and I worshiped the Eight Commandments under the Hanging Ancestor Sect back then, that is, your uncle, don't you see that I am only so big, in fact, this uncle has practiced the old technique, this is still the old technique, has the senior brother ever taught you?" ”
Shen Ao sighed very vicissitudes: "Thinking about three hundred years ago, when your master and I were still little Taoist children, when we studied art in the mountains together, the relationship was still excellent, oh, by the way, at that time it was still the period of Emperor Xuanzong of the previous dynasty, Emperor Xuanzong was very good, and Yang Guifei was also very good, I have seen them all, and Guifei Niangniang also rewarded me with lychees to eat." ”
As soon as he talked nonsense, everyone was in an uproar, and they all scolded: "What nonsense, Tianzun doesn't care about you, get out of here." ”
There were not only believers and disciples who scolded him, but also many worshipping people, and Zhang Youde, who had cured his leg and was jumping around, said angrily: "Boy, if you dare to talk nonsense again, don't blame grandpa for giving you two punches." He raised his gong-sized fist and raised it in front of Shen Ao.
Shen Ao said: "You don't believe it? That's great, why don't you look at this pot. ”
The charcoal pot in front of Tianzun was faint, and the charcoal fire was approaching, only one piece was red, but even the flames did not burst out. Shen Ao sat down cross-legged and said in a loud voice: "Hurry! ”
The charcoal basin roared, and it was like Fang Cai Tianzun who only screamed and burst out of a ball of flames, which was also colorful and very beautiful.
Showing this hand, the people were silent, thinking in their hearts, it seems that this person may really be Tianzun's junior disciple, otherwise how can he also understand the immortal law, so the noisy scolding was suppressed.
Shen Ao put out a pebble again, solemnly stroked the pebble, and muttered something in his mouth, saying: "A little stone becomes gold, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law......" His hand gently wiped on the pebble, and the pebble gradually began to change, turning into a pale gold color, and finally gradually became golden, and under the sun, it exuded a brilliant luster.
"Hey, this is a little stone into alchemy!" More people shouted, but they were all fascinated, and everyone had no doubts, the young man in front of him was really Tianzun's junior brother Bajie; So they bowed down again: "Bajie Immortal ......"
Shen Aoxian said honestly: "Be polite, polite, compared to my senior brother's immortal method, the eight precepts are just an axe from the class, okay, today it is said that my senior brother's immortal method is exhausted, and now it is said that this is to cure the disease and save people, and I will preside over it." He exclaimed, "Is there anyone who has broken his leg or arm?" If you want this immortal to grow and cure the disease, come forward quickly. ”
At this time, Tianzun and Qingxu didn't dare to say a word again, if it was said that Shen Ao, the immortal elder, was fake, and those supernatural powers were tricks to deceive people, wouldn't it be to shoot himself in the foot? If you don't admit this Bajie junior brother and uncle, that is to say that you are also a liar, so at this time, not only Tianzun knows that he is suffering, but he can only pretend to be settled on his knees, and the rest of the 'disciples' such as Qingxu can only watch Shen Ao display his 'magical powers' with cold eyes.
"It's coming, it's coming!" When the crowd was neutral, someone shouted, Deng Long took the lead, and six or seven forbidden soldiers in regular clothes rushed over, and Deng Long said with a depressed face: "Daxian save me." ”
The first seven or eight people also said, "Daxian save me." ”
Shen Aofeng was indifferent, with an indifferent expression: "I see that my brother Tai is alive and well, and he has not broken his arm and stump, but I don't know what disease he came to treat?" ”
Deng Long hesitated, glanced at Shen Ao fiercely, and said in his heart: "Shen Gongzi, you have to talk and count, Ben Yuhou has lost face, not only for your face, but also for the sake of money, but Mo Jiaoben Yuhou is disappointed." He stammered, "I can't keep up, ahem...... The words were weak. ”
Shen Ao was full of surprise: "What does the donor say, can you say it out loud." ”
Deng Long crossed his hands and shouted loudly: "Yu Daxian, the small qi and blood are not smooth, and the kidney yang deficiency is a disease of impotence, it is not a secret, villain...... The villain has not touched a woman for a long time, every night, he is ashamed of himself, annoyed, now he has to meet the great immortal, like a long drought and rain, I hope that the great immortal can show his might, and return my majesty. ”
When this sentence was spoken, several forbidden soldiers behind him snickered, but they were carrying the crowd behind their backs, except for Shen Ao and Qingxu and other Tianyi Sect disciples, they were all invisible.
Shen Ao grimaced, looked at Deng Long coldly, and coughed, "Ahem...... Was the benefactor too profligate when he was young? ”
Deng Long said with shame: "Yes, yes, I did mess around a little when I was young." ”
Shen Ao said, "Donor, sit down cross-legged." ”
Everyone looked at each other, wanting to see how the Bajie junior disciple used the immortal rule of law, and for a moment everyone was silent, and a pair of eyes looked over.
Deng Long sat down as he said, Shen Ao crossed his knees and stroked Deng Long's back and muttered: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law......
Deng Long was speechless, glared at Shen Ao, and said in a low voice: "Shen Gongzi, why don't you talk about internal injuries, but teach me about impotence?" ”
Shen Ao laughed in a low voice: "What are you talking about, the reason why I say this is because this kind of illness is the most interesting and concerning, okay, wait for the money given by these people, and then you will be able to sit down for me, and you don't need to speak." ”
The money that thousands of believers generously donated just now was piled up, even the money was introduced, and the size was as many as 100 sheets, and the broken silver was enough to hold half a basket, roughly calculated, I am afraid that it is worth no less than 5,000 yuan, and if it can be divided into 10%, it is enough to make a fortune.
Moreover, there are some generous believers who have not brought out the silver money for a while, so they take off their earrings and finger rings and throw them out, these treasures are also very valuable. After all, Deng Long was a rough man, and his face was already eight feet thick with a city wall, so he was immediately silent and stopped complaining.
Shen Ao opened his eyes suddenly, a trace of fierceness flashed in his eyes, but he looked directly at Deng Long: "Donor, are you hard?" ”
Deng Long muttered, "Hard, hard what? ”
The spectators stretched their necks one after another, but they all looked at Deng Long's strange appearance, holding their breath, and even sweat oozed out.
"Huh?" Deng Long suddenly let out an exclamation, his hands were in the sky, and he shouted: "Immortal Chief, I'm hard, hard, really hard, the little feeling is overflowing with heat in the body, haha, the small male wind has come back!" He stood up and danced happily, and these five big and six thick men actually shed tears of excitement, and the people who watched were excited.
Deng Long smiled bitterly in his heart, doing such a thing in front of the public was indeed a bit unsightly, and he was about to be unable to perform, but the few forbidden army partners who came with him all saw the clues, and rushed over one after another, surrounding him, and whispered beside him: "Brother Deng, the principal and silver of the brothers marrying their daughters-in-law all depend on you, you have to be righteous." ”
The one said in a low voice: "Brother Deng, for the sake of our brothers, even if you grit your teeth, you can't give up your efforts." ”
"Good, good brother!" Deng Long danced and scolded in a low voice: "Sure enough, it's a good brother, why don't you come to be this fake patient who has been in drought for a long time." ”
"Hahahaha......" Deng Long laughed heartily, his hands were on his hips, his majestic hair was like a male lion, and he said to Shen Ao: "Immortal Chief, thank you Immortal Elder for casting spells." ”
Shen Ao laughed and said coldly: "It's okay, just a little trick." He stood up and walked to Qingxu's side, and said with a smile: "Qingxu's nephew, do you believe that I am your uncle now?" ”
Qingxu knew that he had met a master, bit his lip, and couldn't help but think in his heart, if I don't believe it, this person is the same spell as Tianzun, that means that we are also liars, and then these people will be angry and twist us to the official office, but it is very inappropriate. The person in front of him just wants to get a piece of the pie from us, hmph, or not, we will give them a share of the benefits, as long as this Dharma service is completed, and the rest of the things will be left to be dissolved and then deal with him.
Having made up his mind in his heart, Qingxu hurriedly called out respectfully: "Uncle Bajie!" ”
Shen Ao laughed, patted Qingxu's back and said: "Okay, good nephew, Uncle Ben likes you very much when I see you for the first time, I hope you accept this meeting gift." Shen Ao took out a copper plate and handed it to him, and said loudly: "Senior nephew, don't underestimate this money, this is an immortal treasure that Uncle Shi has worked hard for, vomited three liters of blood, and spent thirty years of immortal law training, the immortal name is a copper coin, you take this copper coin, and your skills will definitely improve greatly in the future, okay...... Don't thank Uncle Bajie, Uncle has always been very generous. ”
Everyone looked at the copper coin in amazement, and they couldn't imagine that a copper coin could have such magical powers.
Qingxu snorted coldly in a low voice, took the copper coin, but had to say: "Uncle Kindness, the disciple remembers it." ”
Shen Ao supported him freely, and said with a straight face: "What are you talking about, Uncle Shi never wants to repay good deeds, just like this time in Huizhou, Uncle Shi is also worried, and is preparing to go to Huizhou to relieve the disaster, I didn't expect to meet my senior brother here, as well as your good nephew." ”
He suddenly remembered something, and then said: "Oh, I almost forgot, now that my senior brother has run out of oil, it is better to retreat and recuperate as soon as possible, as his apprentices, you should serve him well." As for the disaster relief in Huizhou, I will hand it over to my uncle, as a good junior brother of my senior brother, I am a good junior brother, and I deserve to take over this burden, what do I think my nephew thinks? ”
A trace of anger flashed in Qingxu's eyes, Shen Ao meant that he wanted to take away all the money donated by these believers, this person was very greedy, originally Qingxu wanted to divide him into one percent and send him, but he didn't expect him to be so greedy.
He was about to say no; Shen Ao sneered at him slightly, and said in a low voice: "You have to think clearly, those who come with me are all forbidden army Yu Hou, you are deceiving here, I raise my noble hand and let you go, it is already a great kindness, if you are not interested, don't blame the forbidden army will surround you at that time, and then you will be in the heavens and the earth, just afraid of this prison, don't escape." ”
Qingxu's face changed suddenly, and when he went to see Deng Long and the others, he saw that they were all tigers with bears on their backs, and the calluses in their hands were thick, but they looked like people who had been holding knives and guns for a long time, and his momentum suddenly weakened, and he couldn't help but think: "No wonder this person is so determined and dares to come here to fight with us, it turns out that he came prepared." ”
He thought about it, but suddenly understood that it was better than being caught by the forbidden army rather than retreating with his whole body and giving up his money, so he gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Okay, then it will be troublesome Uncle Shi's hard trip." ”
"It's not hard, it's not hard," Shen Ao said with a smile...... "Serve the victims of the disaster in Huizhou." ”