Chapter 220: Catch them all
Wu San'er wrote down Shen Ao's words, nodded again and again, and said: "I will explain the affairs of the weekly magazine, I will handle it well, and I will definitely write it in a colorful way, and there will be no mistakes or omissions." ”
Shen Ao nodded, his eyes fell on Deng Long again, and said with a smile: "Deng Yuhou, there is something I want you to do." ”
Deng Long patted his chest and said, "Shen Gongzi, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”
Shen Ao said very uprightly: "According to legend, there are thieves in the city who smuggle stolen goods out of the city on the pretext of transporting feces. ”
Deng Long understood, straightened his chest and tightened his abdomen: "The imperial court has its own discipline, and the front division of the palace is responsible for the garrison and city defense of Bianjing City. ”
This Deng Yuhou is very good, Shen Ao is happy in his heart, it is not difficult to talk to such a smart person at all, and he said awe-inspiringly: "That's it, but if those bandits scatter and flee when they see the forbidden army searching, what should they do?" ”
Deng Long said angrily: "Then they must have bad intentions, I think they are very likely to have something to do with Fang La, whether they have hidden the stolen goods or not, they must be brought back to the front of the palace, first beat dozens of military sticks, and then send them to Dali Temple for disposal." ”
"Okay, what a loyal, upright, iron-faced, selfless, and upright Deng Yuhou, the students admire him very much."
After sympathizing with each other, Deng Yuhou said to a few partners behind him: "Brothers, follow me to the camp to find people, and go together to catch the bandits who are hiding stolen goods." ”
Seeing off these forbidden soldiers in front of the palace, Shen arrogantly took a sip of tea, with a smile on his face, and said to Wu San'er and Chun'er: "Someone is going to be unlucky today." ”
"Unlucky?" I read the same thing.
Shen Ao just smiled slightly, thinking in his heart, those bastards can be forgiven for cheating people out of money, cheating money is also a craft, Shen Ao was also a liar in the past, and he can understand the sadness behind the liar; However, selling children by deceptive means has violated the bottom line of scammers, and this kind of thing is unforgivable.
……………… In the temple fair, dozens of dung trucks were parked in front of the people of Tianyi Sect, looking at the countless pious people around them, Tianzun and Qingxu's faces looked a little ugly, but they all knew in their hearts that these dung trucks could not be discarded in front of everyone's eyes.
Tianzun's face was pale, this time it was not the oil that was pretended, the lamp was dry, his shriveled lips trembled with anger, and he tried to stand up with the support of several partners, and called Qingxu and said viciously: "Check, we must find out who Fang Cai is!" He will not be Cai Gongzi, looking at his methods, he should be a master in the industry, and this revenge must be avenged. ”
Qingxu said annoyedly: "Yes, big brother, but for now, we should get out as soon as possible." ”
Tianzun looked at the dung truck in front of him, the stench was terrible, and he couldn't help but have the urge to vomit for a while, but he had to make a calm and clear style and not hide his nose to avoid ugliness, and said coldly: "Go, take these dung trucks away together, go out of the city first, and then throw them away when they are outside the city." ”
Qingxu nodded, and then taught his partners to push the dung cart, supported Tianzun, and walked out of the city in a gloomy manner.
Many pious people followed behind, but it made Tianzun and others cry bitterly, where these people chase them, the dung truck must not be abandoned, otherwise they will teach people to see through it, and this play will not be able to continue.
There are also some people who don't know what to do along the way, and when they see someone carrying dung trucks passing by, they curse and curse endlessly.
Tianzun smiled bitterly in his heart, he had cheated for ten years, and he had never missed, but now he had lost his head, not only did he have no money and children, but he also carried more than a dozen dung trucks to swagger through the market, which was really a loss of face.
Seeing that the city gate building was close in front of him, a group of forbidden troops with open flames suddenly rushed out of the back street, and the leader rode a fast horse and shouted: "Don't let go of the thief, just there, stop the car in front of you, and the front secretary of the palace will search your dung truck." ”
Tianzun, Qingxu and the others were all shocked, and they couldn't help but think in their hearts: "Isn't it already the East Window Incident?" This thought is shocking, you must know that there is nothing to swagger and deceive, but it is a capital crime to swagger and deceive under the banner of relief, Tianzun didn't have time to think about it, and shouted: "Escape." ”
When this sound fell, the people of the Tianyi Sect abandoned the cars and scattered in all directions, who knew that the streets of these four places had been surrounded, and groups of forbidden troops descended from the streets and alleys like heavenly soldiers, surrounding all the people of the Tianyi Sect.
A few Tianyi disciples thought that they would die, and they were more bold and took out daggers and knives from their waists to resist, but where was the opponent of the forbidden army, it only took a moment, and dozens of people were all taken clean.
This time, it was the Marquis Yu, the former secretary of the palace, who came out to arrest the criminals, and because he heard the reports of several Marquis Yu, he brought people to search for the stolen goods. This is a small case, and Du Yuhou saw that it was all on the face of Deng Long and the others that he came out in person; But at this time, seeing that these people were actually raising their swords to resist, they were overjoyed in their hearts, and said to Deng Long and others behind them: "In this way, this group of people is only afraid that they are not thieves, they are hiding sharp weapons, resisting the officials and soldiers, such a big boldness, I am afraid that it is related to anti-thieves." ”
Deng Long snickered in his heart, but his face was extremely upright and said: "My lord, we can't wronged good people, such a major matter as rebellion still needs to be interrogated well, and the evidence is conclusive, so that they can be brought to justice." ”
Du Yuhou said with a smile: "You're right, come here, take all the prisoners to the yamen in front of the palace, and interrogate them overnight." ”
Dozens of Tianyi Sect disciples entered the Yamen in front of the palace and tortured them all night, these soldiers and oilers were not as good as the soldiers, but they also had their own set of skills, first dozens of sticks to kill the mighty sticks, and then asked: "Tell me quickly, what do you have to do with the Fang Lathief?" ”
"The adults are wronged, the villains are just a gang of liars, swindling some money, trafficking in some people, and have nothing to do with the thieves."
Du Yuhou was unhappy, and he came out with the battalion army, how could he catch only a group of thieves? snorted coldly, stood up with a pale face, and brushed his sleeves away.
Several officials in the front of the palace saw that Lord Duyu was angry, and their hearts suddenly understood.
"What a bold man, he still dares to quibble, if it is not a thief, the forbidden army only goes to inspect your dung truck, if you are not a thief, why do you want to escape? Hey...... We have searched the dung truck, and there is no illegal stolen goods in this dung truck, since there is no stolen goods, it is just a matter of escaping, why are there still people raising knives to resist? ”
……………… Don't say?
Hit again.
After tossing all night, several Tianyi Sect disciples finally confessed, saying that the person who was the leader was called Zhang Chao, Zhang Chao was Tianzun, this person was related to the Fang La thief who was suppressed, and he and others were just coerced by him, and this surnamed Zhang was the biggest thief.
Wrote a confession overnight, and after the painting was completed, a shocking case came to light, and it was immediately reported to Dali Temple without mentioning it.
………………………… In the elegant mountain house, Mrs. Tang and the woman and Tang Mo'er were invited, and they were so proud that they were stunned and speechless for a while.
Shen Ao explained the reason to Mrs. Tang, and Mrs. Tang was surprised: "Is that Tianzun really a fake immortal?" This...... How is this possible, he will turn stones into gold, will dispel diseases and exorcise evil spirits, this is not fake. ”
Shen Ao laughed and said, "Madame, don't forget, won't students do this?" ”
A smile flashed in Tang Mo'er's eyes, she didn't believe in gods and Buddhas, she saw that Tianzun was swaggering and cheating, she was quite annoyed in her heart, she didn't expect Shen Ao to come forward, which made her unexpectedly feel admiration, so she asked: "Yes, how did Shen Gongzi learn these techniques?" ”
Shen Ao said: "It's very simple, Tianzun has a lot of tools on his body, I touched Tianzun, and then I took his tool bag." Shen Ao suddenly took out a small bag from his body, and the bag was full of small and fragmented items, including medicinal powder, saltpeter, and gold nuggets, which were dazzling.
You must know that Shen Ao is a thief, and stealing a few things quietly is not just playing? Shen Ao picked up the saltpeter and said: "This saltpeter will ignite when it encounters fire, it will give birth to thick smoke and instant fire, Tianzun pointed to the charcoal basin and said with a sigh, that is, while everyone turned their attention to his fingertips, the other hand threw this saltpeter into the charcoal basin at a very fast speed, and the effect of the charcoal basin making fire and emitting smoke came out. ”
Then he took out some medicinal powder: "You see, this medicinal powder can make the stone change color, this is the alchemy of turning stones into gold, he first placed a stone, and then touched the stone with medicinal powder on his hands, first let the color of the stone gradually change, so that people think that the stone is gradually turning into gold nuggets, and wait until the end......" Shen Ao took out the gold nuggets and said: "Then replace the gold nuggets that have been hidden in the sleeve with the stones, so that isn't it a stone into gold?" ”
"And the trick of curing the disease is even more interesting, most of those disabled people are their accomplices, he called for the doctor to come over, and the accomplices squeezed over, first limping, and then jumping around, naturally everyone mistakenly thought that the illness of these accomplices was cured by Tianzun."
Tang Mo'er was a smart person, and said, "But what if there are really patients who go to see a doctor? ”
Shen Ao laughed and said: "This is where they are clever, in fact, they are not clever." Think about it, at that time, as soon as Tianzun's words fell, did many people start to squeeze to Tianzun? And the believers in Tianzun's periphery are also his accomplices, fake patients know each other, all but if they want to squeeze over, they will be stopped by the believers, and those who don't know think that Tianzun is afraid of too many people to see a doctor, but in fact, those who can really go to see a doctor are just accomplices like Zhang Youde. ”
Tang Mo'er suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "Such a little trick actually deceived everyone in the world." ”
Mrs. Tang said ashamedly: "The old man really said that he was an immortal, but who knew that he was a liar." ”
Shen Ao smiled, and couldn't help but think in his heart, the origin of deception has been circulating for thousands of years, where there are people, there are fraud lies, and there are a few deceptions that can really be recognized, sometimes although it is some very simple tricks, as long as it is used properly, it can also have a great effect!