Chapter 305: Xiao Nizi really dares to do it
Seeing that Xiao Pepper lifted the curtain and entered the back kitchen, Wang Ming slapped the table and said, "Good men don't fight with women, hum, everyone raise their glasses, let's respect Brother Shen first." ”
After a glass of wine, there were many topics, and everyone laughed and said that Wang Ming was stinky. Wang Ming hurriedly explained: "Everyone, everyone, it's definitely not that Wang is afraid of that little girl, do you know who this girl is?" Why is the business of this Immortal Restaurant so hot? ”
Wu Bi was also ridiculed, and was anxious to clarify, so he hurriedly said: "Brother Wang doesn't have to sell Guanzi, say it quickly." ”
Wang Ming said: "This restaurant was opened by the descendants of Wu Xianggong. Ladies and gentlemen, who is Wu Xianggong? I don't need to say it, this person conquered the south and the north, and made great achievements for my Great Song Dynasty, successively served as the Taizhou Assassin History, the Huizhou Regiment Training Envoy, the Deputy Commander of the Ma Army, and the Deputy Privy Envoy. In the year of the conquest of Western Xia, he wore a bronze mask in every battle, took the lead, invincible, between a few years, Wu Xianggong participated in 25 battles of all sizes, and was hit by 8 arrows, but he was never afraid. In a battle against Anyuan, the grandfather was seriously wounded, but "when he heard that Kou arrived, he stood up and galloped" and charged into battle......"
Speaking of Wu Xianggong, everyone suddenly realized, Shen Ao also suddenly understood, the so-called Wu Xianggong, is Di Qing's nickname, Di Qing is a famous general in the middle of the Northern Song Dynasty, participated in countless wars, accumulated countless achievements, and later because the merit is too high, coupled with his prestige in the army is too great, so it aroused the emperor's suspicion, and finally died of grief.
It is said that his descendants, because Di Qing was full of suspicion, no longer an official after that, but they didn't expect that they would open a restaurant here.
Then everything makes sense, what kind of people are those two forbidden army officers just now, if they change to an ordinary wine shop, the store owner dares to scold them like this? These martial artists have already made a fuss, but the girl scolded, they were both apologizing and laughing, where did they dare to be angry, the reason was that this Di Qing, even Huang Yanjing felt threatened to him back then, which shows the high prestige of Di Qing in the army.
His descendants opened a restaurant here, and those Di Qing's old and admirers in the army naturally frequented it, and the generals and Marquis Yu who came here, which one dared to mess around? If the shopkeeper doesn't clean him up, Sanya will never forgive.
What's more, after the succession of Shenzong, he wanted to reinvigorate the country's prestige, but he suffered from the fact that there was no one who could fight well in the court, so he missed Di Qing again, he personally wrote for the text, sent a messenger to Di Qing's house to pay tribute to the spirit, and hung Di Qing's portrait in the forbidden, after which Qin sent to Di Qing's house to pay tribute has become an unchanging custom.
Although there is no official and no lord, who dares to provoke the Di family?
Wang Ming introduced, shook her head and said: "You know now, that girl is the only daughter of the Di family, it is said that she can use sticks, and her martial arts are superb, if anyone provokes her, she will beat you on the ground, what can you do with her?" ”
Everyone gasped in unison, and Shen Ao couldn't help but think, it turned out that this girl was not a little pepper, but a little tiger!
"Say no more, drink!" Shen Ao raised his glass and no longer cared about the chili tiger.
After a few glasses of wine, Fang Cai's unhappiness quickly faded away, Wu Bi was interested, and stood up with his eyebrows dancing and said: "How can there be no poetry with wine, today Wu will lead the way and compose a poem for you to cheer everyone up!"
This literati are all in this way, and when they drink alcohol, they can't help but want to chant poems, graffiti or something, and Wu Bi is the most typical representative.
Everyone applauded and said, "Brother Wu is happy, come out and listen to the poems." ”
Wu Bi couldn't help but be triumphant, if it is said that he writes poetry, the level of Wu Bi is not low, in addition to Shen Ao and Cai Lun in the Guozi Prison, he Wu Bi ranks third, his thinking is extremely fast, he has a draft in his heart, shaking his head and shaking his head is about to chant out.
"What a poem, drink your wine!" This sentence fell from the sky like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, so frightened that Wu Bi's brain didn't shake well all of a sudden, he made a scratch, his neck twisted, he sat down with a butt, and his eyes quietly looked back, but wasn't it the little tiger standing behind the wine cabinet and scolding this side with a fierce voice?
"Ahem...... Drinking, drinking, drinking...... "Wu Bi lost his temper, and his stomach was swept away, and he drank a glass of wine first, bitter, bitter.
Pushing the cup, Shen Ao was already a little drunk, usually he drank this ancient wine, rarely drunk, but today I don't know if the atmosphere is too warm, more than a dozen glasses of water and wine, his brain is a little dazed, get up to go to the thatched house, ask Xiao Er, and go to the backyard of the restaurant in a daze.
At this time, the rain has stopped, the ground is wet, the air is exceptionally fresh, this back garden planted a lot of unknown flowers, swaying briskly in the evening breeze, Shen Ao stepped on it, saw that there was a lonely thatched hut in this open place, walked in to relieve his hands, and was about to come out, but heard someone outside: "Little grandma, the visitor is a guest, how can you drug them?" Besides, they are all students, and something is really going to happen, but how can they be good? Little grandma, if you listen to my advice, don't mess around. ”
The next voice, Shen Ao vaguely recognized, and said crisply: "Who told that stinky scholar to stare at me, none of these students are good, I hate reading people the most, Uncle An, don't worry, I know how to measure, just teach them to have an uncomfortable stomach, and nothing will happen." ”
I remembered it, it turned out to be the little tiger, student, drugged? Damn, it seems to have something to do with me. As for who was the stinky scholar staring at her? Could it be this son? Hey, this girl is too vindictive, just look at it, she didn't miss a few catties of meat, she was going to show her head herself.
The one called Uncle An said: "Little grandma, Wu Xianggong was indeed angry with Wenchen when he was alive, but not all the people in the world are bad, little grandma, this matter can't be helped, if it spreads, who would dare to come here to drink?" When your father was dying, he entrusted you to my care, and such a thing could never be done. ”
"Alright, alright." The little girl said innocently: "I know, Uncle An, you're right, I don't take the drug, you go and settle the bill for the guest, I'll sit here for a while and go back." ”
Shen Ao thought in his heart, no wonder this girl is so repulsive to scholars, Brother Wu just wanted to write a poem, and was almost scared to death by her bad words, it turned out that it was because of the relationship between this girl's ancestors, he thought about it a little, Di Qing was indeed because of the suppression and admonition of Wenchen, which caused the emperor to be suspicious, so he died of anger.
Shen Ao couldn't help but smile bitterly, this girl is too resentful, this account, she counts all the people in the world.
Uncle An hesitated for a moment, and then told her: "Little grandmother, remember, don't mess around, I'll go to keep the accounts first, if you are tired, just rest here." Then the footsteps became farther and farther, and it was obvious that he had gone to the front hall.
Shen Ao was in the latrine, and it was difficult to go out for a while, when he heard the girl snort coldly, and said, "I'm going to mess around and not let you know." ”
Shen Ao was speechless, and he was very glad in his heart, fortunately this son heard this, otherwise he would really have to fall for this girl.
The girl stayed in the back garden for a moment, and her footsteps moved gently towards the latrine.
Shen Ao was shocked, grandma's, this girl won't go to the thatched house, if she bumps into her here, her buddy will be very shy.
Shen Ao's heart was thinking about whether it was time to go out, and when he hesitated, the firewood door of the thatched house was pushed open, and the little girl came in.
It's over, it's been discovered. Shen Ao's heart tightened, and then he thought, I will go to my thatched house and close this girl's, although it is a lonely man and a widow, but there are so many drinkers outside, are you afraid that she will be rude to her son? As if nothing happened, he had to open the door and leave.
The little girl was startled when she heard the movement behind her, and when she looked back, she was stunned.
When Shen Ao saw her coming, he was embarrassed to leave, and looked at her, a little embarrassed.
"It's you!" Under the candlelight, the little girl's close-up is very charming, a beautiful white face, the playful smile on the side of the small mouth turned into shock, and the candlelight shines in her clear eyes, like two cold stars.
"Ahem, ahem...... I'm here to go to the hut, sorry to disturb the girl, I'll leave now, the girl will do her own. By the way, I didn't hear a word of what you and Uncle An said just now, really. Shen Ao put on a very innocent look, but he laughed in his heart, exposing your annihilation plan, and seeing if you dare to drug your buddy's wine.
The little girl was angry, her eyebrows furrowed, her eyes were full of murder, and she scolded angrily: "Look at it, is this a thatched house?" ”
Not a thatched house? Shen Ao looked left and right, only to find that this is indeed not a thatched house, just came in in the dark, plus a little drunk, in a daze, he was here to relieve his hands, now the candlelight is shining, only to find that this thatched hut is simply furnished, but there are many potted plants on the ground, planting all kinds of flowers and plants, this ...... It turned out to be a flower room...... "You...... You...... You ......" The little girl bit her silver teeth, and saw a wet corner, it is estimated that Shen Ao's yellow soup has been poured on a few potted plants, she is heartache and angry, and she said a few words of you in a row, so angry that she couldn't even speak clearly, and it was half loud before she said a sentence completely: "You come here!" ”
"What did you do in the past?" Shen Ao's eyes widened, even more innocent.
The little girl snorted coldly: "Let me beat you!" ”
Shen Ao was angry, really angry, you treat me as a pig, even if you are a pig, as for being stupid enough to walk to your side and stretch out your face and be beaten? She is insulting the IQ of this son, which is really unforgivable.
Shen Ao smiled lightly: "That's not necessary, students don't have this hobby, goodbye!" "Pull the door to go.
"Want to go?" The little girl's eyes were very poisonous, and when she saw that Shen Ao was going to pull the door, people had already jumped over like a flying swallow and stopped Shen Ao at once. Although she is not tall, her starry eyes look up at Shen Ao, but she is full of murderous energy, and she looks like her silver teeth are about to be crushed.
Shen Ao said with a straight face: "Little girl, get out of the way, if you don't get out of the way, the students will shout." ”
"What are you shouting?" The little girl's hand clenched into a fist.
Shen Ao rolled his hand into a trumpet shape: "Indecent ......"
The little girl's face instantly turned crimson, she had never seen such a shameless one, and she said angrily: "Call you to shout, call you to shout!" "People are already like little bulls, rushing towards Shen Ao.
Shen Ao had already taken precautions, and when he saw her approaching, he hurriedly grabbed her shoulder, wanting to stop her coming, the little girl waved her pink fist to fight, but unexpectedly, Shen Ao surrounded Wei to save Zhao, and one hand was actually on her fragrant shoulder.
If you talk about guns and sticks, ten Shen Ao is not the opponent of the little girl, but in hand-to-hand combat, Shen Ao also has his own advantages, he is a thief, his arms are extremely dexterous, the little girl is fast, he is faster, pinched her fragrant shoulder, and then sent her body forward, trying to force the little girl back.
It's a pity that Shen Ao forgot one thing, a woman's shoulder must not be touched, this touch, the little girl was in a hurry, and the pink fist smashed into his shoulder socket, and his teeth were about to be crushed.
Damn, how dare you do it! Shen Ao got angry, and with all the strength of his body, he desperately pinched her shoulders and squeezed her against the wall at once.
With the instantaneous action, Shen Ao was punched, but the little girl didn't take advantage of it, her fragrant shoulder was pinched heavily by Shen Ao, and her face turned red. was suddenly hit by Shen Ao with her body, and her back was pressed against the wall, panting for breath.
The two of them are moving very strangely now, their chests are close to each other, Shen Ao's hand is on the little girl's shoulder, and the little girl wants to push him away and send her hand to Shen Ao's chest. A girl's body fragrance came out, lingering under the tip of Shen Ao's nose.
"You...... Do you dare to fight back...... "The little girl must be rude, at this time, seeing Shen Ao like this, she was so frightened that her face was like earth, ashamed and angry, but Shen Ao pinched her and locked her with her chest, she was ashamed in her heart, and she couldn't break free for a while.
Shen Ao said coldly: "Why don't you fight back?" Students have never turned their faces against women, but if someone beats me, the student will definitely pay it back tenfold and hundredfold! ”