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Chapter 392: There is also a holy decree for the New Year

The ancients celebrated the New Year and the New Year of later generations are no different, they are all busy with "New Year's affairs" from the lunar month, and it is not until Yuanxiao that the year is over. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's just that the Song people have more rules, among which sacrifice has become the most important one, so in the Chinese New Year's Eve, Shen Ao took the male in the family to sacrifice the stove first, the so-called sacrifice stove, is the sacrifice stove king, this immortal grade is not high, but practical, people have to eat if they want to live, and it is not possible to have a stove. The sacrificial items are simple, but they are sake lees, caramel candy, sticky cakes, and the like. Incense was given to the king of the stove, and Shen Ao was stunned for a moment at the stove. Let him really say something like the blessing of the Lord of the Stove, but he doesn't have to slander others, after all, this is not the era of satellites, pay attention to the impact.

After that, it was to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner with the family, originally according to the rules, the head of the family sat at a table, and the rest of the people ate separately, this rule Shen Ao does not like, he is not afraid of doing anything shocking, be a person to do whatever he wants, today is afraid of this, tomorrow is taboo that, then it is not Shen Ao. So he made a decision, as long as there was no leave to return to the hometown, everyone sat together and had a good meal.

Shen Ao is used to his style, anyway, he can always do something unimaginable to others, but it is up to him, which makes Shen Ao feel that it is really good to be the head of the family.

In the middle of the night, Shen Ao was excited to set off firecrackers, carrying flints and firecrackers to the door of the house, the three ladies covered their ears inside, and when the firecrackers sounded, Shen Ao jumped up and immediately chased after the three girls, the three girls were startled, and they each covered their ears and died.

On the first day of the new year, the couplet will be pasted, Shen Ao's automatic pen, naturally extraordinary, but there is one thing to teach Shen Ao to make a difficulty, you must know that the first day of the new year is to pay tribute to the ancestors, ordinary large families, will set up an ancestral hall in the house, but Shen Ao was an orphan in his previous life, in this era, it is even more four or six do not rely on, there is no ancestral hall, what ancestors are sacrificed?

He had no choice but to fool around first, find a plaque, write the spiritual position of Shen Ao's ancestor, and walk through the motions alone, before he was relieved, and couldn't help but think in his heart: "I don't know who my ancestors are, but in the future, I will be the ancestors of thousands of people, cough cough...... It's a bit difficult, but isn't there an old saying? The hard work is not worth it, and this great cause of sowing seeds and spreading the family cannot be delayed. ”

Thinking in a mess, it is going to start the New Year's greetings, the custom of the New Year's greetings has a long history, the earliest in the Han Dynasty has been popular, the ministers in the first month of the first day to enter the palace to worship, the monarch and the ministers have fun, but to the Great Song Dynasty, the officialdom of the New Year's greetings has developed into a virtual etiquette, often "looking at the door to throw thorns", whether you recognize it or not, call the next person to send the famous thorn, say a few auspicious words, and fool the past. inniepom Therefore, this New Year's greeting has also become a weapon of competition in the officialdom, who gets more famous thorns, it means that this person's status is not low, and the prestige is outstanding, if there are few famous thorns, most of these people are loose officials in a cold yamen, and the New Year will also be looked down upon.

Shen Ao felt a little weak in his heart, if there are fewer famous thorns, someone will ask tomorrow, and his face really can't be pulled, but the more this time, he showed a little free and easy, just urging people to deliver famous thorns, colleagues, classmates, old friends, friends, and some fellow parties, which one to vote for first, and then which one to vote for, every sentence in the name thorn, there are rules, but this rule, Shen Ao can't break it, the one who should be called the lower official is called the lower official, and the one who is called the latter is said to be the latter, if you are shameless, you can also be a late student. If your skin is thick enough to the city wall, you can still call yourself a dog of Muen.

These rules are just the beginning, the complexity is still to come, and the color of the post is also particular, such as the subordinate to the superior, using a cyan bottom shell, the protégé first meeting the teacher, using a red silk bottom shell, etc. hweiom recalls these rules and can't be messed up, otherwise people will see it: Okay, you are Shen Ao, you usually don't stop, and you even come to entertain the old man during the New Year, do you still ask people to live?

Half a morning passed, Shen Ao pretended to have nothing to do and drank tea with a few ladies in the back garden, Liu Shengxing ran back and forth, here said young master, and a few more famous thorns, and after a while, he said, Wei Jungong's name thorn has arrived, so come and go, Shen Ao is very settled, his mood is very happy, and he bragged to Zhou Ruo with a smile: "I saw how powerful your husband is, this is called communication, don't look at your husband usually only deals with Fanshang, he is still very good at eating in the court, everyone likes your husband very much, The main thing is that the husband's character is good, the so-called self-cultivation, family, and governance, whether it is a person or an official, self-cultivation is very important. ”

He slapped the fan bone and was secretly proud, in fact, he didn't know, except for some comrades, colleagues, and friends, a considerable number of officials who sent the famous assassination regarded him as a plague god, and he couldn't afford to provoke him, in order to save some trouble, this Shen Siqing's famous assassin must not be saved, and he would rather not go to the Taishi Mansion to send it, and never offend him, God knows what tricks this guy will play, even a big man like Wang Zhichen is eating prison and ready to die at any time, looking in the mirror, his neck is really not as tough as Lord Wang's neck.

The snowflake-like thorn floated over like this, and by noon, there were more than a thousand letters, and as long as he was mixed in the capital, there were really few who had the courage not to take him seriously.

Shen Ao was proud, Liu Sheng came again, this time his face was a little strange, holding a big red name thorn, and said, "Young master, this famous thorn, you can take a look." ”

Shen Ao was chewing the pastry, immediately stood up, took the name thorn and opened it to see, the person who made the payment was Cai Jing, and there was only a few words in the name thorn - Jun Wanan.

This is just the most common stab, but the information revealed makes Shen Ao can't guess, it stands to reason that there is no friendship between himself and Cai Jing, could it be that Cai Jing wants to show favor to himself?

After thinking about it, he couldn't think clearly for a while, so he ordered: "Take a name and stab it to Cai's mansion, how Cai Jing writes, we also write, he writes Jun Wan'an, I will write Jun Fulu." ”

Liu Sheng responded and immediately went to prepare.

Shen Ao sat down again, and Zhen Zhen said, "Husband, what is this Cai Jing sending a famous thorn for?" I have heard of him a long time ago, this person is the most cunning, can understand people's hearts, the husband has a dislike with him, but it is better to be careful. ”

Shen Ao suddenly realized and said, "I know why Cai Jing, the old thief, sent a famous assassin. ”

Tang Mo'er was also deep in thought, pursed her lips and smiled: "Husband." ”

Shen Ao patted his forehead and said very distressedly: "The old thief sent a name thorn for the New Year, on the surface he did his best of etiquette, but he sincerely wanted to disgust me, so that I couldn't have a good year." Think about it, if your political opponent sends a famous thorn during the New Year, no matter who it is, you will always feel a little pimple in your heart, and you can't help but think, what does this famous thorn mean, what is the metaphor, will there be any conspiracy behind the famous thorn, think about it, can you still live this year? Old thief, old thief, this trick is really powerful, and it also disturbs people's minds when it gets cheap, so that people will not even live peacefully during the New Year. ”

Tang Mo'er smiled, carefully peeled the orange, and said, "How can it be so powerful, maybe people just want to do their best to be courteous." ”

Shen Ao Zhengse said: "Mo'er's heart is too kind, she doesn't know the sinister nature of people's hearts, Fang Zhen is right, Cai Jing is most proficient in understanding people's hearts, he can stand for decades without falling, and he is inseparable from his meticulous heart." He laughed and said, "So the way to dissolve him is to ignore the thorn and let the husband accompany you for the New Year." ”

Speaking of pride, Tang Mo'er broke off an orange slice for him, Shen Ao stuffed it down, and said squeakingly: "It's a pity that Chun'er is not here, she is alone in Hangzhou, which always makes me feel at ease." ”

The relationship between Zhou Ruoer and Chun'er is the best, and she couldn't help but say: "Yes, I knew that I should have asked someone to bring her back before the New Year, and I would wait until the end of the New Year." ”

Busy until the afternoon, all kinds of famous thorns have been piled up, a lot of gains, Shen Ao is in a good mood, just when he is proud, Liu Sheng came again, to Shen Ao's side, solemnly said: "Young master, there is a father-in-law to preach the holy decree." ”

"Passing on the holy decree for the New Year?" Shen Ao didn't bend over, and thought to himself: "What is so important, could it be that it is a parade again?" Shen Ao was full of doubts, and took his family to the door, the middle door had been opened, and he put on the incense case and other things, and looked at the father-in-law, and bowed down a little reluctantly.

The father-in-law who passed the decree said in a loud voice: "The system said: Shen Ao, the temple of Honglu Temple, the Spring Festival is on the same day, the whole world celebrates, I ...... As a human servant...... Thou canst have the heart to serve ......"

When Shen Ao's family heard this, the joy of the New Year was suddenly poured a basin of cold water, and they understood this holy decree, the emperor said that the Spring Festival is today, and the whole world celebrates, so the emperor is also very happy. This sentence is nothing, but as soon as the conversation changed, he said that he waited for many courtiers to come to the congratulatory table, and saw a lot of auspicious words, and he was even more excited. However, although the emperor was very happy, he found that Shen Ao's congratulatory table was not presented, and I waited left and right, but it was in vain.

In the end, you scolded, as a minister, bathed in the emperor's kindness, have you ever had the heart to repay? You are a man of low moral character, and you are truly hateful......

Hearing this, everyone became uneasy, this holy decree is really long enough, the length of the scolding alone occupies more than 100 words, according to the holy decree, Shen Ao is really heinous, and it is extremely bad. Many people flashed a thought, thinking in their hearts: It seems that the young master will not escape this catastrophe, at least he will be exiled.

However, the eunuch's last sentence made everyone breathe a sigh of relief, and the emperor scolded him almost, and the last meaning was to enter the palace immediately and make amends to me.

"Enter the palace to make amends...... this year, it doesn't seem to be very easy, it's better to be gentle. ro！！ This chapter has been completed