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Chapter 421: The joke is too big

In Jingtai Palace, the Queen Mother heard the news from the emperor earlier, and her mood gradually improved, and when she saw Shen Ao coming to greet her, she couldn't help but say with a straight face: "Why didn't Your Majesty come, but beat you, his son did a good job." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Shen Ao said with a smile: "Your Majesty has just come back, and there are many court dignitaries to ask, the emperor is like this, family affairs are state affairs, and state affairs are family affairs, but I, an idler, have a lot of time, but I can come to talk more with the Queen Mother." But if I don't like the Queen Mother, then I can only say goodbye, saving the Queen Mother from being suspicious,"

After listening to Shen Ao's explanation, the Queen Mother smiled, asked someone to hand over the tea, and said: "The entire Bianjing knows that your mouth is powerful, and the mourning family can't argue with you." You have a good sip of tea and say a few words with the mourners. ”

Shen Ao sat down loudly, drank tea, praised the taste of tea, and wanted to talk about peace in his heart, but the Queen Mother didn't speak, and because of Yizhi's matter, he decided to talk slowly first.

The Queen Mother said: "Is it fun to accompany Your Majesty on a parade?" ”

Of course, Shen Ao didn't dare to say anything that he couldn't think about, but he couldn't say that it wasn't fun, so he compromised: "It's fun, but if you play too much, you get bored." His Majesty is thinking about the Queen Mother outside, and Weichen is thinking about the lady at home, people have things that they can't put down, and no matter how fun they are outside, they become boring. ”

The Queen Mother said angrily: "You people have seen through the mourning family, and said that they want to mourn the family, look at Your Majesty and the King of Jin, and after you come back, one will take care of his country's affairs, and the other will be impatient to see his own princess, where will you still take my old wife to heart." The conversation changed and he got straight to the point: "Have you ever watched it?" ”

Shen Ao showed a serious look and said, "Look." ”

"What do you think?"

Shen Ao raised his eyes and glanced at the Queen Mother, who flashed a trace of sarcasm in his eyes, took a breath and said: "Weichen is a casual person, it doesn't matter if he is an official or not, anyway, His Majesty takes care of it, and there is a little money in the family, and no one dares to bully. It's just that I don't understand the Empress Dowager's edict, and everyone in the world knows that His Majesty's patrol was ordered by the Empress Dowager's edict, so why did it become a bad thing? Even if it's a bad thing, why do you want to make a big show to the world? Doesn't this mean that the Queen Mother's previous decree to call Her Majesty out on patrol is also a disaster for the country? There are some things that Weichen doesn't know whether to say or not, this matter is actually no wonder the Queen Mother, the real initiator is not her, the initiator is the great evildoer, please care about the Queen Mother. ”

Shen Ao and the Queen Mother are both victims of the Empress Dowager's decree, and his words that he did not conceal this time resonated with the Empress Dowager, and sneered: "It's rare that you are willing to dig out your heart to say these words to the mourning family, and the mourning family also knows in their hearts that this matter is what Wang Huang instigated to do. But don't think of the Queen Mother too simply, hmph, she has long had this thought, and wants to give the mourning family a dismissal, this trip to the mourning family is considered to have lost all face, which makes people see jokes. ”

Shen Ao comforted her: "The Queen Mother doesn't have to be angry about this, her body is her own, just like Weichen, isn't someone making fun of her?" What's wrong with teasing? Weichen is more comfortable than them, more wonderful than them, and whoever laughs at them is still uncertain. ”

"That's, you're notoriously thick-skinned." The Queen Mother said angrily.

The horse's fart was slapped on the horse's leg, yes, Shen Ao didn't say anything, it turned out that he still wanted to show up and say the law, and lamented his mental journey of being made fun of, but the Queen Mother's words choked him half to death, and this experience could not be exchanged.

"Shen Ao, what did Your Majesty say over there?"

"Your Majesty told me to avoid suspicion and take a break for a few days."

The Empress Dowager Qinci had a straight face: "Your Majesty is going to make peace with the mud, hmph, I know him, he doesn't dare to offend the Empress Dowager." ”

Shen Ao thought about it like this, and really felt that Zhao Ji was suspicious of being in harmony, and said angrily: "Don't worry, the Queen Mother, there will always be the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and Wang Huang dares to make trouble, and I am not easy to provoke." ”

Thinking that he went out for a spin by himself, it was actually a fire in the backyard, which made Wang Hao put on a show, Shen Ao was indignant in his heart, and his anger naturally wanted to be sprinkled on this soul account.

The Queen Mother said: "Wang Hao and the Queen Mother are not good things, don't complain, just rest for a few days, and find an opportunity to mourn the family and speak for you." ”

Shen Ao nodded, usually the two are just card friends, but now they have a common enemy, but there is a bit of a posture of hatred and hatred, comfort each other, Shen Ao said something about the southern tour, the Queen Mother listened absentmindedly, Shen Ao was bored, and got up to say goodbye.

Today's weather is excellent, the sun is shining, the sun is over, walking on the street is warm, Shen Ao rode home against the sun, and asked: "Where are the ladies?" ”

Mending said: "Several ladies are in the back garden, but there happens to be a person named Tong Hu who has come to pay his respects and has been arranged to wait in the hall." ”

As soon as the front foot arrived in Bianjing, the guests came, which surprised Shen Ao, stretched his waist, and said to himself: "Tong Hu? It's a good name, I'll meet him. ”

When he arrived in the hall, a burly man immediately bounced up from his seat and hurriedly bowed: "I've seen Lord Shen." ”

Shen Ao smiled bitterly: "My lord? I'm not an adult now, don't you see Yizhi? Yi Zhili said that the official should be deposed and never used. ”

Tong Hu said: "There are always ebb and flow, and adults will enter the court sooner or later." ”

After Tong Hu explained his intentions, Shen Ao knew that this person was Tong Guan's godson, asked him to sit down, and casually asked a few words about Tong Guan, and said: "Tong Guan reported a great victory in the border town, but it relieved His Majesty's urgent need and told him to relax, and the matter of the bureau will not be investigated to him again." Besides, Tong Gonggong has worked hard and made great achievements, relying on real military merits, and now the imperial court is the time to employ people, and Tong Gonggong's future is limitless. ”

Tong Hu put his heart at ease, and said with a smile: "Actually, my father has been fascinated by adults for a long time, but I can't make friends, so I was called today, one is to raise money, and the second is to ask me to come and meet the adults, if the adults have instructions, tell me to go back and convey to my father." ”

Shen Ao waved his hand and said, "It's not necessary. ”

After a few words with Tong Hu, he finally beat him and left, Shen Ao returned to the back garden, this year he ran around, but he neglected a few wives, and a few ladies saw him come back and turned into a grudge, fortunately, Shen Ao had time, comforted one by one, and finally the family had a smile and dinner in harmony.

At this time, the weather was not hot, the night was breezy, the family was sitting in the hall, Zhou Ruo asked Shen Ao: "Your Majesty really dismissed your official position?" ”

Shen Aojaw nodded: "I didn't say it, but it's almost the same as it, anyway, it's just to stay at home, in fact, it means to sit at home and eat idle meals." ”

Tang Mo'er was afraid that Shen Ao would be in a low mood, so she said with a smile: "It's good to eat idle meals, I used to be so busy that I couldn't touch the ground, but it's better to be at home." ”

Zhen Zhen said with a smile: "Sister Mo'er is right, others are officials for the sake of money, and the husband has nothing else to ask for, it is better to be at home at ease." ”

Shen Ao grinned and said: "It's exactly what I want, but this official still has to do it, if I have the idea of retreating, it would be fine, but this time I was forced to step down, if I really made an idle cloud and wild crane, wouldn't it let them get their wish?" I don't want to do this kind of enemy's quick thing, not only do I want to treat the official to the end, but also kick the person who harmed me out of the court. ”

Zhou Ruo couldn't help laughing, she was a new person, and the cold sister in the past now has a little more plump and gentle beauty: "You are such a person who refuses to suffer, it seems that you have to take advantage of all the advantages in the world before you are willing to take a break." Does the husband have a plan now? Why don't I go back to my parents' house and talk to my dad and see what he can do. ”

Shen Ao shook his head: "Don't be in a hurry now, take one step at a time and see one step at a time, I call it a hindsight." ”

That night, Shen Ao fell asleep in Zhen Zhen's room, the red candles were rising, and even the side room was a little more ambiguous, after a while, Zhen Zhen curled up in Shen Ao's arms, and said in a low voice: "Husband, let's go to the White Horse Temple to offer incense in a few days." ”

"What are you going to do there?" Shen Ao pinched Zhen Zhen's green silk show in his hand and stroked it, and asked casually.

"Naturally, I asked the Bodhisattva for blessing, husband, think about it, the four of us have been close to you for a year, and our stomachs are not angry, if you can't add Ding to the Shen family, you really can't be a man."

Shen Ao was speechless, so he suddenly came to xing again, and said with a smile in his mouth: "What's the use of praying to God and worshiping Buddha, or it's more reliable to rely on your own efforts, the so-called people will win the sky, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and the hard work is unremitting, I'm afraid that I can't add Ding?" ”

said that his hands were no longer honest, and he slipped in along the hem of her clothes and touched ......

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When he got up early in the morning of the second day, it was drizzling in the sky again, and Shen Ao didn't plan to go out, but when Zhen Zhen was tying his clothes, he suddenly said: "A few days ago, Wu San'er always came to the house to inquire and asked when you would come back, and he shouted bitterly, and he didn't know what was going on, so he was panicked." ”

Shen Ao thought of Wu San'er, and said with a sigh: "Oh no, it's probably a big joke." ”

"Jokes? What joke? ”

Shen Ao immediately put on his boots, and specially asked someone to take a Dutch oil umbrella brought by Suzhou, and bought a lot of this oil umbrella, all of which were given away as a specialty, and it was just enough to deal with this drizzle, and he didn't even care about eating breakfast, so he immediately rushed to the Yaya Mountain House.

When he arrived at the gate of the mansion, he bumped into Liu Sheng, and Liu Sheng shouted: "Young master, do you want to call a car to go out?" ”

Shen Ao waved his hand: "Forget it, it's not far away, you go back and tell the ladies that I may not come back for dinner at noon." ”

In a hurry, I rushed to the Yaya mountain house, in the open space in front of the mountain house, two figures in robes were far away in the rain, one of the delicate figures lowered the hat on the head, and a drop of rain fluttered down the edge of the hat, like a rain curtain blocking the sight of the clear eyes.

The owner of the eyes did not care, holding the sword in his hand, not moving, like a perfect stone statue, standing in the drizzle.

The man in the cloth on the other side looked a little bloated, he stood sluggishly, his hands were trembling, his Adam's apple was surging, and he was holding a kitchen knife in his hand, looking blankly at the delicate figure in the rain, and swallowed his saliva.

"Senior Wu, how long do you have to pretend?"

"Girl......"

"Hmph, don't call me that."

"Yes...... Heroine ......"

For this title, the delicate man in the cloth was obviously more satisfied and did not interrupt him. 'Senior Wu' said with a trembling mouth: "I'm really not a meteor or a butterfly, don't say that I know any swordsmanship, but I can't ...... kung fu."

"Hmph, don't you make a show anymore, a hermit like you, this girl has seen a lot, hmph, think you can beat me with just a few words? I've been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for dozens of ...... Month, how can you hide such a trick from me? ”

"Woman......" The tone of the man in the cloth was pleading: "I'm just a businessman." ”

"Hmph, why does the businessman have frost on his face?"

"I gave birth to pockmarked ......"

"Why do you have calluses on your hands?"

"My family is poor, and I have to do farm work, and then I went to the Guogong Mansion to do chores, so I will naturally have calluses."

"Why are you so familiar with knives......

"Sometimes the chef in the store is too busy, so I naturally have to help cut the vegetables, and when I cut too much, it will be cooked."

"Haha......" In the rain curtain, there was a laugh like a silver bell: "How long are you going to lie to this girl?" If you don't show your real skills today, this girl will come every day until you tear off your disguise, Senior Wu, look at the tricks......"

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The third chapter was delivered, although the hand was still a little painful, but this was the earliest day in this time, and the mood was quite pleasant, haha, go to sleep, good night.