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Shen Ao stood on Yang Zhen's side clearly, making everyone stunned, but no one said anything, there was already an unwritten rule in the Great Song Dynasty, that is, don't mess with the stars, he wants to toss...... Then let him toss. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info (/./. Update the latest chapter of this book)

The spring rain continues, the palace is still a haze, many people brave the rain from the martial arts hall to the Zhengde Gate, the sedan chair outside has been parked, originally take the sedan chair to the palace, the adults will tell the sedan chair drivers to park the sedan chair farther, now it is raining, everyone is a golden nobleman, so a lot of sedan chair drivers are their own opinions, as close as possible to park.

The adults got into the sedan chair, and the sedan chair was lifted and parted ways.

When Shen Ao arrived at the palace gate, he saw that the prince's carriage was not far away, and the prince was about to get on the car in despair, Shen Ao smiled and shouted at Zhao Huan: "His Royal Highness the Prince......"

Zhao Huan looked back, glanced at Shen Ao resentfully, and finally came over obediently in the rain, and said, "Your Highness called this palace, what are your orders?" ”

Zhao Huan's posture was put to the lowest, no matter how stupid he was at this time, he also knew that this shelf couldn't stand up, and now this prince is really not as good as a phoenix, and this text version is provided by Tieba.

Shen Ao said amiably: "Your Majesty ordered this king to supervise the prince's homework, I don't know how the prince's studies are?" He pursed his lips, and then laughed: "Let's go, you first copy the Four Books and Five Classics ten times and send them to this king, Your Highness is not allowed to ask someone to write on your behalf, Your Highness's handwriting, this king remembers." ”

Ten times......

Ten times, the Four Books and Five Classics, even if you write it in a month, you may not be able to finish it, Shen Ao's teaching method is too lazy.

Zhao Huan glanced at Shen Ao viciously, wanting to have a seizure, but finally held back his breath and said, "This palace knows." ”

Shen Ao ignored him anymore, asked someone to lead the horse, and braved the rain to beat the horse back home. When he returned to the house, he was already soaked, Liu Sheng was full of complaints, and said, "How can Your Highness not cherish yourself like this?" Although the rain is not heavy, but when you come back in the rain, what if you break your body? Let the princesses know that they will have to worry again. ”

Shen Ao laughed and said, "Then don't let them know, go and put the water, bathe the king, and bring a few clean clothes." ”

Liu Sheng responded and arranged to go.

By the time Shen Ao finished taking a bath, the rain had not stopped, and he was still thinking about the matter of the court when he was soaking in the bathtub, and suddenly Yang Zhen became the first assistant of the Great Song Dynasty, which really made him unacceptable. Who is Yang Zhen? That's really stubborn, and he doesn't shed tears when he sees the coffin. Originally, Shen Ao's plan was that in addition to this prince, he Shen Ao would be a new man, never toss again, manage his own one-third of an acre of land well, and play with the Jurchens in a heartbeat. Who knew that it was also the bad luck of these people, who became a Buddha on their own, and another one died.

"It's going to turn the sky upside down again." Shen Ao thought of the word redundancy, and couldn't help but rejoice in his heart, this is a lively look, and it will definitely be a chicken and a dog when the time comes.

He went to the study to sit for a while with great interest, but in less than half an hour, Yang Zhen visited.

The old guy also said that he was old when he played the right game, but looking at the efficiency of this work, it was simply Liu Xiang and his father, Shen Ao's heart slandered, and asked Liu Sheng to bring Yang Zhen in, Yang Zhen's cheeks were flushed, and he looked a little angry, when he saw Shen Ao, he didn't greet Shen Ao, and as soon as his butt sat down, he refused to drink the tea, and said: "Didn't Your Highness say that if the old man drafted a recital, he would send it to His Highness for a look?" This is a sparse recital, the old man has already drawn it up, can His Highness take a look. ”

In the Great Song Dynasty, with Shen Ao's help, you can do anything with half the effort, but if King Pingxi opposes it, no matter how easy it is, it will become cumbersome. Yang Zhen looked stupid and stupid, but in fact, he was more shrewd than anyone else.

Shen Ao even thought maliciously, this Yang really hadn't sharpened his knife a long time ago, and he was gritting his teeth all day long thinking about the redundancy, otherwise it would only be an hour at most when he came back from the court, and he would write out the recital with enthusiasm. Shen Ao took it and looked at it, which confirmed his thoughts, this old guy actually wrote out the charter.

Those who are usually negligent in their duties will be dismissed!

Shen Ao didn't have anything to say about this, there was not much in the yamen, that is, there were many people who ate idle meals, and eating idle meals was the most hateful.

Corrupt retrenchment.

In fact, Shen Ao disagrees with this article of greed, mainly depends on people's ability to do things, how can he beat people to death with a stick? Isn't Zhang Juzheng also greedy? Fan Zhongyan and Ouyang Xiu's family is also fat? If you say that these examples are too far away, wouldn't it be good to have His Royal Highness the King of Pingxi in front of you?

Shen Ao had already begun to feel that the old guy's charter was specifically aimed at himself.

He continued to read, and the third article was the disposal of the prostitute's sending officer.

"Prostitutes should also be punished?" Shen Ao glanced at Yang Zhen seriously, and felt that the old guy was not psychopathic, this prostitute in the Great Song Dynasty was a very noble thing, and the officials and talents were all proud of being a prostitute, so which night in the Qinglou did not have an official in civilian clothes to come? This is a feudal society of all evils, what's wrong with prostitution?

Yang Zhen said: "Prostitutes spend money extravagantly, and the officials who breed this kind of preference must be corrupt officials." But...... The old man is not sure about this matter, and he has to ask His Highness for advice. ”

Shen Aopi smiled and said, "My lord, please speak." ”

Yang Zhen had a little embarrassment on his face, and hesitated for a long time before he spoke: "It is said that there are also ...... in the palace."

Shen Ao immediately straightened his face: "There is nothing to do, there are three thousand beauties in Your Majesty's harem, how can they do such a depraved thing?" This king uses his fingernails as a guarantee, this kind of rumor, Lord Yang must not believe it. ”

Yang Zhen said seriously to Shen Ao: "Why does King Pingxi want to hide it from the old man? Who doesn't know about this Bianjing City? As His Majesty said, there is nothing empty in the world. That's what the old man is worried about, if this article is added, will His Majesty be displeased, when the old man is targeting the palace? ”

Shen Ao Suo Xing didn't hide it, how could Zhao Ji cover up the ugly things he did? After thinking about it, he said: "This king thinks that it is good for Suo Xing to write this matter, Lord Yang think about it, if the thief hears that an official has asked someone to catch the thief, what will happen to the thief?" ”

Yang Zhen was confused.

Shen Ao smiled and said: "If this king is the thief, he will definitely work hard to assist the official to get the thief, and the one who goes with him is a wrongdoer." The harder they work, the more they can clear themselves. When His Majesty saw the music, he would think in his heart, if I don't want to be approved, maybe the outside world will say that I am a thief, and at this time, it is difficult to refuse. ”

Yang Zhen couldn't help laughing, and said: "So this article not only can't be deleted, but also has to be moistened again?" ”

Shen Ao originally wanted to lift the pen to soothe the sè for this performance, but then thought about it, Yang Zhen is also his own teacher, if he adds a pen, it will humiliate his teacher, so he smiled and said: "Adults can run sè again, don't have any scruples, to put it in a high-sounding way, according to Your Majesty's thoughts, it must be approved." ”

Yang Zhen laughed, and said with a flushed face: "If the old man can do this, there will be no regrets in this life, the old man has been an official for so long, and he has seen a lot of things in the court, and he only hates that he has a weak heart. ”

Shen Ao could only say: "The adults are noble, but the students are not as good." He changed his name to a student, then raised his pen, signed his name after this recital, returned the recital with both hands, and said: "Adults should be careful, if you smash other people's jobs, people dare to work hard." ”

Yang Zhen nodded solemnly and said, "There is nothing to die for." ”

It is difficult for the world to understand Yang Zhen's thoughts, he studied hard for decades, and finally had the opportunity to be an official and ascended to the Tianzi Hall, but he still had to stubbornly do that kind of thankless work, his colleagues made him white, and his relatives alienated him, what he got was not glory and wealth, but abiding by the green lantern grass house, what did such a person ask for all his life?

Even Shen Ao has a hard time understanding Yang Zhen's behavior, how good it is to live, to eat and drink and laugh when he is alive. How good it is to have money, with money, there are red sleeves and fragrance, and only then can there be fine clothes and jade food. How good it is to be in the same stream, and only when you are in the same stream can you attain the Tao and ascend to heaven, and your relatives will be blessed with benefits. For the sake of a persistent, I want to be a person who lives in his own world, such a person can be called sticking to the faith, or it can be called a fool or a fool.

Shen Ao is not this kind of person, he enjoys it, he wants to support his family, and he wants to make a living, so although he has a bottom line, most of the time he still knows how to turn a blind eye, that's it, and he is called a stunned person. And this Yang Zhen, Shen Ao's nominal mentor, can only be regarded as a nerd.

Shen Ao couldn't help but think in his heart: "I'm afraid that it is precisely because there are still nerds and fools in this world that this filthy world is a little brighter, and it makes this world full of copper smell a little more colorful." It's okay......" The corners of Shen Ao's mouth raised a little wry smile, and he continued to think self-deprecatingly: "This king is not this kind of nerd, Yang is really a candle, he burned himself to illuminate others, what is himself?" He is just a person, a layman, living in this world, just asking for warmth, only for the health of his family, and for saving wealth for his children and grandchildren, and that's it. ”

But Shen Ao is still determined to go to this trick with this nerd, as if he doesn't have his own name, it's like a fish bone in his throat, people live in the world, no matter how vulgar they are, they always have to move once, do something they think they can do.

Yang Zhen took the note after Shen Ao's name, his face was full of joy, and then he said: "With the name of King Pingxi, this matter is half successful." He was silent for a moment and continued: "There were many offends in the past, and I hope Your Highness will not blame you, this text version is provided by Tieba." ”

Yang Zhen did suffer some hardships for Shen Ao in the past, only said impeachment, this old guy didn't wear small shoes for Shen Ao, if it was someone else, Shen Ao would have slapped him a long time ago, but at this time, he just smiled and said: "There are not many pure people in the world, adults are one, adults can embarrass students, how dare students have any complaints?" ”

After saying a few words to Yang Zhen, Yang Zhen saw that it was not too early, got up and said, "The old man will enter the palace tomorrow, Your Highness, goodbye." ”

Shen Ao got up and sent Yang Zhen all the way to the middle gate, and instructed: "Remember, this prostitute must be more moist, the more high-sounding the better." ”

Yang really responded, got into the sedan chair, and gradually moved away.

The sky is dim, the indescribable freshness of the dusk after the rain, and the lantern in front of the Pingxi Palace, the light is rubbed together, shining on Shen Ao's face, suddenly, [email protected]/*