Chapter 8 Fight with culture, not with martial arts!

"It must be that group of old scumbags who have a feast." Li Ke gritted his teeth, and Li Shuxiao Lori also gritted her teeth, so she nodded in agreement.

"For Brother De, you are" I was confused, coughed dryly, and pulled the corner of Li Ke's clothes and whispered.

Li Ke glanced at me and made sure that I didn't mean to be stupid, so he shook his head and sighed: "I'll tell you in detail about it as a brother, be careful here, those old horsemen can do anything when they are drunk, kill people and set fires."

"Huh?!" I'm confused, is this a bandit's den or a national mansion?

Li Ke's horse had not yet stopped, and a family member who was waiting outside the gate of Cheng's mansion came forward to lead the horse. "Where's the second young master of your family?"

"My lord, he is feasting in the front hall, and the second young master is feasting in the back hall, I don't know you" The family quickly answered, and secretly glanced at the mansion.

"Back hall, General Cheng, we" Li Ke pointed to Li Shu, who was holding his hand. "It's inconvenient to bother."

"Okay, please come with me" Jia Ding seems to agree? Nodding his head, he led us, like a military engineer behind enemy lines, dodging, sneaky, dodging and dodging left and right in the garden of the front hall.

"I want to see if the old man's sword is not old, wow, yes, yes"

"Old horseman, taking the head of a general in a million-dollar army is like probing for a bag, looking at the move!"

Two furious middle-aged uncle men with wine burps are shirtless, the burgundy bull's eyes are fierce, gritting teeth, the long knife in his hand flashes wildly, like a tornado flying sand and stones from the eyes of our group, Li Ke seems to have been on guard, one hand will protect Li Shu behind him, and the other hand will pull up the Cheng Fu family Ding in front of him, I am glad that I am low-key, so at the end, I was still scared into a cold sweat

It seems that Li Ke's worries are very necessary, and he is really an unusual old scumbag, I found that I used to be too outdated and cheap to get drunk and doggy, and I couldn't keep up with the progress of the times.

Snatched !!!, a long lance and nailed it to the giant tree next to the rockery, and immediately heard the roar of a violent uncle: "Lu Feng shoots the halberd at the gate, how can I hit the lance in the flower hall of the general, wahahaha" Immediately heard the echo of the ghosts crying wolf and howling Buddha, you quickly bless my little life

trembling and finally bypassing the front hall, only to find that the robe on his body was soaked, worthy of the famous Cheng Fairy's Mansion in history, the cake seller, it is really extraordinary, kill me, next time I will not step on the Cheng Mansion -

"Who else should I be, originally Wu Wang Xian's brother came." The sturdy and rough man sitting in the chief took the lead in standing up and saluting Li Ke, who had entered the back hall.

"Brother-in-law, hehe, my good brother-in-law" Li Ke smiled very cheaply. Is it necessary to be so cheap? It seems that these two guys have definitely formed a deep bond before, and I judge by the sobriety of an outsider.

The chief rough man thought that he should be the future husband of Princess Qinghe, his bearded face changed from red to black, from black to purple, and it took him a long time to hold back two words: "Uncle"

Li Shu also came out of Li Ke's side: "I've seen my brother-in-law hehe"

Cheng Chuliang sighed for a long time: "I've seen the princess" It seems that Li Ke is here to find a venue today, interesting, it's none of my business, I have to keep a low profile, low-key and quietly follow behind these two royal children, and hum and say hello to Cheng Chuliang.

Li Ke, the uncle, sat on the throne as a matter of course, and then opened his mouth and closed his mouth How is this uncle, brother-in-law, you are very shameless, so that the original banquet host Cheng Chuliang was embarrassed, tired of parrying, and has been falling behind, it seems that Li Ke, who almost took off his pants that day, finally has a chance to take revenge.

It's none of my business, eat and drink, grape stuffing, three pulp, green ant drunk, you can drink as much as you want, roast lamb legs, roast hooves, stew duck, you can eat as much as you want. It's so interesting to watch these gentlemen drinking and chanting poetry, touting each other's farts and playing drunk.

"Hey Fang Jun" Xiao Lori was unwilling to be lonely and went to pry Li Ke first, but Li Ke gagged her mouth with a pork knuckle, and returned to her position angrily. Then, the girl's goal shifted to me.

"#@%^%^%" his mouth was stuffed with things, and he snorted at the little girl for a long time, so angry that Li Shu was so angry that the two moons were about to turn into grapes.

"What's the matter?" I poured a sip of sweet and sour wine, which was refreshing

"Hmph, the guy who backtracks." Li Shu gritted his teeth and despised me. Angry, bared his teeth: "Little sister, be careful when you speak"

"Don't call me little sister, Stinky Fang Jun! Who just said not to gamble and not to drink? Could it be a puppy crawling past? Little Lori looks at people out of the corner of her eye.

"Seems so," scratched his head.

"Admit it?" Little Lori proudly cocked her sharp chin, lifted the grape and took a sip. Is it so exciting to grab my little tail?

"En, I admit it, but it doesn't mean I'm wrong, think about it, when I came to such a festive place, I can't communicate with these because of my amnesia." Pointing to this group of half-crazy gentlemen, Li Ke was already drunk and his face was flushed, his eyes were rolling, his sleeves were one long and one short, and he was holding a cup and singing a friendship song with his brother-in-law Cheng Chuliang, who was almost fighting just now. "What else can I do without drinking or eating?" The two oily slaps are spread, what can I do, wahahaha

"You!" Li Shu glared at me hatefully, raised his chopsticks and poked the pork knuckle that Li Ke used to plug her small mouth, and vented her anger, looking like a very aggrieved little daughter-in-law.

I can't see the beautiful mm like this, I coughed dryly twice, and I was ready to unravel it. Li Shu suddenly turned around, squeezed to my table, and looked at me very strangely: "If you tell the truth or not, did you write or copy your father's words that day." ”

"What word?" Foggy, confused.

"I stand in the gale, I can't wait to sweep away the heartache, look at the sky, the clouds are moving in all directions, the sword is in hand, ask who is the hero in the world" Li Shu's voice is very clear, and the originally tragic and desolate overlord Farewell Concubine was sung by her with a soft artistic conception.

She exudes a faint refreshing floral fragrance, a soft voice, and her expression changes with the lyrics, which is so real that I thought I really saw the Yu Ji who made a generation of overlords feel sorry. To be honest, with my many years of experience in visually inspecting class flowers and school flowers, I can hardly find any shortcomings in her body. The complexion is as crystal clear as ivory, and the few little freckles that are almost undetectable add a touch of charm to her, without a trace of makeup, her eyebrows are like willow leaves, her eyes are full of autumn water, Qiong's nose is straight, her cherry mouth is small, and her mellow melon seed face is round and contoured, revealing a charm that can make any man crazy. Suppressing that evil thought, swallowing saliva hard is too beautiful, little Lori can be so tempting, how old is it, wouldn't it be a disaster for the country and the people?

Li Shu finished singing in a low voice, and looked at me with slanted eyes: "It's a very strange charm, did you plagiarize your father's masterpiece and show it off." ”

"No, is it necessary?" I shamelessly raised my head, it seemed that I had mastered the essential elements of a traverser, that is, there must be a face that could completely cover the temperature of the sun.

"Really?" Li Shu blinked dangerously: "Are you sure?" Her long eyelashes fluttered slightly. It's really like water

"Hmph, the eldest husband doesn't change his surname when he stands, and he doesn't change his name when he sits." My chin is now higher than the Luguo Mansion, higher than Mount Tai, higher than Everest, and I am about to pierce the atmosphere

"Good!" Little Lori snapped her fingers very neatly, and this signature sister action made me dumbfounded. Look left and right to make sure there's no director or camera or anything like that.

Then, Xiao Lori clapped her hands, pulled the corner of her skirt and stood up, Lianbu moved lightly, walked to Li Shuaiguo, who was getting drunk, pulled Li Shuaiguo's ears, and muttered in a very weird whisper. Danger, the alarm bell in my heart is loud, I know too well the means of the little sister in middle school at this age.

"Brother Jun, where are you going!" Li Ke shook his fascinated steps, and the tiger and crane were double-shaped. Caught me at the door of the back hall in three or two. Ancestors, you are a stiff man, Li Shu, you are dead, and you glared at Li Shu angrily, and this girl glared back without showing weakness.

"Brother Jun, is it" Li Ke, who was as blushing as a monkey's buttocks, snorted and continued to staggeringly to the pillar beside me: "Do you want to abandon your friends and run away?" ”

I stared at him expressionlessly until he adjusted the focus of his gaze to mine: "Little brother, I've drunk too much, I'm so stuffy, I want to go out to breathe" and gestured outside.

"No, unless the virtuous brother recites a poem here, otherwise, he will punish himself" Li Ke pointed to the lacquered ear cup, shook his head, pointed to the wine jug, shook his head again, and finally stopped on the wine jar. No way! I almost wanted to kill myself in public.

"Little brother Wencai is really not in the eyes of your talents," said a smile to the surrounding gentlemen.

"Good! In this case, for the brother not to force the virtuous brother, come and come, accompany the sword dance for the brother to sober up" Li Ke looked like he was all crazy, and after a long time of gesturing on his body, he took out a chopstick from his belt, which lacked virtue and dried drips

Another scumbag who was even more immoral, Cheng Chuliang, appeared, brought two long swords, and smiled very silverly, showing two rows of fangs and smiling like a burning dog. I really want to grab the sword and chop this girl, but unfortunately this is not my home field.

It's too embarrassing for me, Cheng Chuliang scumbag stuffed the sword into my hand with all his might, and his mouth was crooked: "I have long heard that the second son of Fang is both martial and brave, and his strength can break the bow of three stones." Today, we can feast our eyes, and I hope that Brother Xian will not fall into the name of the prime minister."

"Slow!" In the midst of the crowd's cheers, I stood up and stared at me and shouted: "I want to fight, not fight!" This voice is very imposing to the Beijing three-flavor Red Guards.

The audience was silent, except for the sound of a drunkard who had already drunken.

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