Chapter 10: No Drunk......
Li Shuaiguo appeared at the door, and continued to spit out a voice comparable to that of a male duck: "Brother Xian, I really admire Brother Xian, Gagahaha" pointed at me and kept laughing and shaking his head. Is this guy crazy?
Little Lori poked her head out from behind Li Shuai's pot, staring at me with beautiful watery eyes, in addition to surprise, or surprise, there was a trace of admiration? Rare. Adored by princess-level beauties, there should be very few men who enjoy this kind of treatment, wahahaha
As if seeing my expression, Li Ke helplessly pointed to his throat and smiled bitterly: "Last night, I yelled with my virtuous brother for a night, and my voice was hehe." ”
I pointed to my throat, opened my mouth, and squeezed my eyes. Li Ke nodded very understandingly: "Brother Xian doesn't need to speak, just listen to what Brother Wei says." Yesterday, Brother Xian was in the limelight, not only the entire back hall, but also the old people in the front hall" saw the housekeeper of Cheng Mansion who was still nodding on the side, and finally didn't say the last word: "Well, the old people are all alarmed." ”
Li Ke described to me yesterday's grand occasion all the time, yesterday at the beginning was just our gang of gentlemen there excited howl, so big movement could not help but alarm the front hall of the group of drinking and drinking fists and swords of the senior military generals, because this song is very manly, the rhythm is very wild, so that the gang of murderous people, open and close their mouths to destroy people, chop their heads as wine jugs The old men also began to boil the blood of beasts, and joined us very bravely and righteously, so, The entire Lu Guogong Mansion was bombarded by terrible sonic bombs for a night, and to this day, none of the elites of all ages who participated in the chorus could speak normally. As the lead singer and dancer, I got unanimous praise from a bunch of scumbags, young and old, and was elected as the best singer, best performance, best lyrics, best composition, etc. at yesterday's concert, and all the awards were won by me alone.
I was dumbfounded, there would be such an ending, the consequences are really indescribable, whether it is good or bad, I can only go home to see if the old man's expression is hideous, and whether the palm knife will fall on my neck can be determined.
"Fang Jun, the little Fang family, counted you as passing the test last night, and this is for you." Li Shu took off the golden scented ball of flowers and birds that had been used as a color last night from his belt.
Shaking my head, I was forced to go into battle yesterday, besides, what does it mean to tie such a feminine thing around the waist of a man's family?
"Hmph, you want me to talk?" Li Shu, the girl, stood upside down, walked straight to my side, and tied it around my waist for me without waiting for me to refuse, and a faint fragrance of flowers entered my brain. I could see the fine hair hanging down from the neatly combed sideburns, so soft against the skin, so fresh and eye-catching.
"Remember, this is something that my father gave me to like, you must not break it, you must not lose it, you must take it with you at all times, take care of it often, don't let the spices get dirty, if you hum the consequences, you can look at it!" After the little Lori tied the lavender ball, she bared her teeth at me against the door of my head. Damn, since it's a color head, it's now my personal belongings, and I can dispose of it as I want, do you have to be a little girl here to point fingers?
The hoarse voice doesn't mean that I can't fight back, staring at the little girl viciously.
Li Shu looked at me without fear at first, but soon, forced to retreat by my fierce light, he even blushed, his hair was half covered and half knotted, and his white little face seemed to be wrapped in a layer of pastel, with those thin angry eyes: "Look at what to see, shameless man." "I'm shameless, so go on, and see if it's your little Lori or me, the evil uncle who specializes in restraining little Lori
The little girl finally couldn't resist it, and slipped behind Li Ke: "Third brother, he bullied me and helped me beat him." His cheeks were red, and he jumped straight behind Li Ke, but he didn't dare to look at me with a righteous face and hair standing up like a cockscomb.
"This can't be done, the third brother can't help his relatives, hehehe" Li Ke stared at me while laughing, the eyes were very weird, I broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly grinned silently, it must have been too careless just now, Li Ke found out that I have the potential of an evil uncle, I want to correct it, and next time I must be more hidden.
Not long after, Cheng Chuliang also appeared, along with a fierce man with all his beard and gray temples. "Uncle Cheng" Li Ke hurriedly got up to salute. I found that Li Ke, who could calmly deal with anyone without changing his face, suddenly became a little strange, and seemed to be very afraid of this uncle's appearance, Uncle Cheng, could it be that Cheng Biting Jin.
"Hehe, okay, at home, don't be polite, it's very annoying." Uncle Cheng was very easy-going, and slapped Li Ke on the shoulder, and saw that Li Ke's face turned pale in an instant, and his originally tall figure trembled a little. Could it be that the old guy used the bone palm?
"Why didn't the little girl come to see her uncle yesterday? My girls are still talking about you. "Loud and hoarse. It seems that this uncle also joined the banquet choir last night.
"I wanted to meet my future brother-in-law last night, so I didn't have time to visit my uncle" Li Shu is now very much like a good girl, and she saluted Uncle Cheng very ladylikely. Uncle Cheng waved his hand, signaling that Li Shu was not polite, and then turned his gaze to me.
"This good offspring must be the second son of Old Man Fang" Uncle Cheng was so easy-going that he almost dislocated my shoulder with a slap. raised his hand that was a little numb, and saluted Uncle Cheng with a smile.
"Good boy, I have a little strength on my waist." Uncle Cheng looked at me a little surprised, as if he was surprised that I didn't show the same expression as Li Ke.
"Uncle Cheng's hands are strong, it's really heavy, the boy is numb and almost cramping here" Hurry up and soften, otherwise the old guy will come again, and I can really only crawl out through the doorway.
"Hahaha" Cheng Fairy laughed wildly three times, his eyes became kind, and he nodded at me and Li Ke with satisfaction: "Arrogant and arrogant laughing at thousands of waves, hot blood is better than red light, courage is like iron and bones like steel, this is the portrayal of my generation of battlefield generals, I think back then, I carried a long lance in the army to kill in and out, it is really brave to fight iron and bones like steel, you are a little offspring, you can make these words, it is very suitable for my appetite, hahaha" Uncle Cheng's face does not look thin, and the word shameless is very worthy of him.
"Let's go, last night the old man couldn't have a drink with you two good posteriors, it's a pity, this morning the old man set up a family banquet in the front hall, don't get drunk and don't return, wahahaha"
My face turned black, Li Ke's face turned blue, Li Shuxiao's face turned pale, and Cheng Chuliang's face turned purple. If you don't get drunk early in the morning? The old guy's motives are suspicious.
"Uncle Cheng, my little nephew drank too much yesterday, and now he is still dizzy, and his hands and feet are full" Li Ke seemed to be frightened by Uncle Cheng's sentence that he would not get drunk early in the morning, so he quickly softened.
"What does the little posterior know, this is called using wine to relieve hangover, this is the secret of the old man, today I will tell you two, don't say it." Uncle Cheng raised his eyebrows mysteriously. Li Ke and I were stupid and nodded my head. "Hahaha, son, don't open the way for your father!" One by one, dragging me and Li Ke out like dead dogs, Cheng Chuliang was very ashamed to run out all of a sudden, Li Shu blushed, blinked his eyes that were almost slit, and followed behind with a smile twisting and twisting. I looked at Li Ke very sadly, Li Ke was also looking at me, I had a soul, we both wanted to hug and cry
Looking at the lacquered ear cup on the desk, he hoarsely wanted to cry without tears: "Uncle Cheng, the kid really can't drink it." "Just after a cup, that kind of uncomfortable feeling, I really have the heart to hang.
"Don't be in a hurry, drink slowly, come, dry!" Bang bang, the old rascal toasted three times in a row, wiped his mouth: "The old man is the first to do it as a respect, little offspring, don't let your uncle down Oh hahaha, son, don't hurry up and pour wine for your uncle and the second boy of the Fang family." ”
Li Ke, who was hangover and did not wake up, picked up the lacquer ear cup very tragically, very desolate with the wind howling and the water cold, three cups down, Li Ke gloriously lay on the wine table and babbled nonsense, with unwillingness and remorse, I also lost consciousness, and the shameless laughter of the old rascal echoed in my ears-
As soon as I woke up, it was already dusk, the Buddha who sold cakes, I was still in Cheng's house, sleeping in the room last night, I was so scared, I opened the door tremblingly, and I saw a figure not far away sneakily touching here. Hey, it's Li Shuaiguo? The hat is slanted and crooked, and he looks very embarrassed and obscene.
"For Brother De, for Brother De, the younger brother is here." I suppressed my voice and shouted, Li Ke was so frightened that he quickly stretched out his finger in front of his mouth to signal the silence, and pulled me, the two of them were like martial arts members who sneaked into the enemy's nest, and finally came to the gate of the Duke of Lu Guo with the cover of flowers and plants. Before Li Ke and I could breathe a sigh of relief, I heard a loud shout in the distance behind me: "Where is the little offspring, the old man has already set up a family banquet"
Cheng Fairy appeared, and also set up a family banquet My Buddha and Li Ke looked at each other in shock, "Uncle Cheng, don't send it, the little nephew has to go beforehand" screamed and ran away, bringing up the smoke and dust along the way-
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