"Slow!" With a loud shout, he held her soft and boneless hand, and stopped the immoral behavior of this girl who wanted to throw the wine jar on my head, the wine jar was lifted high by her, and I grabbed her hand high, the two of them were very close to the ground, face to face, nose to nose and eye to eye, just like Wang Ba looked at mung beans, the heat between the breaths lingered between the two, very ambiguous, the problem is that Li Shu's head is full of black lines. With the fragrant wine on the face, a picture of a bathing beauty, I really want to draw it, but unfortunately, I don't have the extra hand to get the pen.

Li Zhi looked at me dumbfounded, looked at Li Shu. "Seventeenth sister Jun'er, don't fight, if it spreads, I'm afraid we won't just be grounded, right?" Li Zhi's words to save the scene are too good.

"Sister Hepu, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to put down the wine jar, I have something to say slowly, we are all civilized people, nothing can be solved, right?"

"Let go" glared and gritted his teeth

"Woman, don't be so stubborn, folks, look up and don't look down"

"Let go!" Glaring, gritting teeth, red face

"My aunt, I'm afraid of you, okay if I'm wrong? Whatever you punish, ok? ”

"If you don't let go, I'll really throw this jar on your head! Stupid, you pull my hand, how can I put the jar down!" The little girl's saliva sprayed all over my face, and I even saw Li Shu's little tongue trembling in the depths of her throat, which was very cute.

"Oh" didn't pay attention, I thought this girl was very tough to learn Huang Jiguang.

Li Shu slammed the wine jar on the table, wanted to kick me but didn't kick it, took the handkerchief handed by Li Zhi angrily, wiped his face vigorously, and seemed to be unable to say anything angry.

"Ahem, let's get to the point, let's get to the point, think about it, who is in power in Tibet?" This little bastard's feet are not small, she can't relax, and she can observe the enemy situation at any time.

"Clan chief." Li Shu is quite concerned about state affairs

Thumbs up: "Well, the smart princess is worthy of being the elite of the Tang Dynasty girl surnamed who was personally trained by His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty."

"Don't think you'll let you go, let's talk about it, why is there so much nonsense?"

"Oh, don't shoot it." The little girl has a good figure, and there must be a lot of bullet surnames there, cough cough, cough cough, I'm a decent gentleman, how can I look at that position, besides, it's not a horse's ass?

Li Shu may have noticed my gaze, and she was embarrassed to fight me alone in front of her underage and ignorant brother, so she had to turn her eyes into a sword and nail me to a thousand holes at the instigation.

"Our princess must not be too shabby when she marries, at least there must be 10,000 or 20,000 people to marry, right?"

"Poof" damn Gaozong, damn Li Zhi's stinky child, the ancestors, you are a board, why don't you spray your sister and spray me? Red grape juice on the face-

Li Shu laughed and sobbed, sat on the stool with his little belly and twisted the ground, and did not forget to hum twice: "Retribution" to repay you as a Buddha, to be a Buddha to you.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, Brother Jun, the number you said surprised me too much," Li Zhixiao smiled and took out a handkerchief and handed it to me.

wiped his face indiscriminately, took a long breath, calm, who am I, the invincible traverser, the practitioner of the theory of relativity, and may be the greatest prophet of the Tang Dynasty in the history books in the future, don't worry about these two little kids, anyway, I still lose a lot, and the backstage is too hard.

"Among the 10,000 or 20,000 people, arrange thousands of high-ranking monks to do things, and then install thousands of secret agents of our Datang, hehehe, you know what it means to be a high-ranking monk?"

"I don't know," Li Zhi shook his head honestly.

"It's the kind of monk who can play tricks and play flowers, and can do all kinds of filthy things in private, so he is called a monk," he explained to Li Zhi with satisfaction.

"Is it as unbearable as you say?" Li Shu thought what I said was too disgusting.

"Isn't it?" glared at the girl: "What do you know?" I ask you, what is the use of a monk? ”

"Monks influence the world, and transform sentient beings" Li Shu wanted to continue to show off, but was interrupted by my vicious eyes.

Shaking his head and looking at this girl: "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, do you believe this sentence?" ”

Li Shu raised his head and glanced at Li Zhi beside him. "Not quite convinced"

"Do you believe in Buddhism?" Wink kindly at the girl.

"What are you doing?" Li Shu's vigilant surname is very high, his face is guarded, and his hand has already picked up the plate.

"I ask you if you believe in Buddhism, what are you doing serving dishes, and you want to be the second child of the shop?" Girl,Violent Lori

Li Shu blushed a little, and only spoke after a long time: "I believe in Buddhism by looking at the patterns on this lacquer plate, what's wrong?" ”

"Let me beat you up and you're not allowed to fight back, okay?"

"If you dare to touch a single hair of me, I will chop you into meat paste today!" Li Shu went crazy, and his anger crossed the cordon again.

"What Brother Junjun said makes sense!" Li Zhi covered his head and pouted aggrievedly.

"That's why I said that you don't want to beat you, so it means that putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha can only coax people whose IQ is lower than thirty or who have lost the courage to live." I made a summary, ignored them, and continued to speak: "To be honest, I don't have any bad feelings towards Buddhism, but you think about it, for the monks don't have to produce, and they don't need to be enslaved, when they are hungry, they reach out to the people to eat, and they have no money, so they will babble in front of you, saying that you were guilty in your previous life, and let you take the money out to eliminate the disaster, and then there is, regardless of the monk's way, the land does not need to pay taxes, and in the long run, if everyone in the world believes in the ghost thing Buddha and Tao, who will pay taxes for the Tang Dynasty, who will enslave, Who will defend the territory of Datang? Could it be that in the event of a famine, food will fall from heaven by mouth? Besides, Buddhism does not talk about the righteousness of kings and ministers, fathers and sons, in case one day we are seventy or eighty, and our sons and daughters all run away to be monks and nuns, who will send us white-haired old people to the end, and who will inherit our Tang dynasty."

Li Zhi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he kept nodding, what am I doing? Could it be that this guy Li Zhi will implement the grand event of destroying the Buddha in advance of Wuzong?

Dry cough twice: "Far away, in fact, our majesty must just want to throw these scourges to Tubo, after one or two decades, the Tubo people have gone to believe in the Buddha, day after night only know kowtow and chant scriptures, no production, the people have no food, the country has no taxes, there are no warriors to defend the land, what do these people use to oppose our Tang Dynasty?" ”

Li Shu nodded, very proud, in fact, what I said is just nonsense, to the adults above the court, I am afraid that I will be beaten down in a few words, but well, coaxing the two little children in front of me whose IQ has not yet matured.

"Besides, if the monk and Taoist priest have no ability and can't get along in Tubo, it doesn't matter, don't we still have thousands of Tang Dynasty spies?"

"So much" Li Shu's pupils dilated a little, and it seemed that this little girl was fantasizing about thousands of sneaky Tang Dynasty spies, all crowded into the capital as big as Tubo's buttocks

Too unimaginative to ignore her. "Along the way, the dangers and passes of Tibet, how many tribes are there, which tribes have hatred among themselves, which tribes don't pay much attention to the rural cadre of Songtsam, how many people are in each tribe, their living habits, their living standards, their minerals, their living resources, their staple food, and what natural disasters are there In short, these thousands of secret agents should be scattered all over Tibet, and it is best to investigate everything about the Tubo people, which means that knowing the other side can win all battles."

Seeing that these two sisters and brothers had already begun to have stars shining in their eyes, they were proud, wahahaha poured a glass of wine and waved their hands very proudly: "Let's talk about dowry, do you know what dowry is?" Don't stare at it, it seems that you also know that the dowry, iron, salt, tea, and other things that the Tubo people lack, we don't use them to dowry, what do we use? Does Shu Jin know? Does Xuan Paper know? Do you know our porcelain? It's all high-end, right? The high-end goods that the Tibetan people can't make at all"

"Just take these as dowries, send one or two hundred thousand pieces of porcelain, give them tens of thousands of catties of rice paper, and tens of thousands of horses for high-end consumer goods such as Shu brocade" foaming at the mouth, looking at Li Zhi triumphantly, uh, the little guy has a black line on his face, Li Shu's eyes are even more unbearable, am I a loser?

"For example, we can't let ourselves go bankrupt if we send things, right? However, try to take as many high-end luxury goods as a dowry, send them along the way, send the head person when you see the tribe, send the officer when you see the army, in short, two words, generous, it is best to get to their capital, and then give each of those noble officials a little fishy, and then hehe, no, want? Buy it, anyway, you people can't do it, you want to dress beautifully, think"

His throat was so dry that he almost smoked, so he quickly lifted the wine jar and poured a big sip to moisten his throat.

"I didn't expect you to be a sinister villain," the little girl muttered dissatisfiedly. The gaze that looked at me was mixed with admiration and a very contradictory gaze

"I didn't expect His Majesty Father to be so far-sighted" Li Zhi raised his little head, his eyes were full of fanaticism, but it was a pity that the object of this guy's fanaticism was not me.

"Who's out there?" There is a sound of footsteps, could it be a Tibetan spy? I rushed over with a jar of wine and pulled the door, huh? Nobody, could it be that I am hyperacusive?

Turning his face to look at the other side, a muscular hairy uncle was standing at the end of the corridor staring at me, what are you looking at? Lao Tzu was stunned, the king's anger shook wildly, and the hairy-faced uncle immediately had a black line on his face, as if he wanted to come over and learn from me, damn, are Lao Tzu's dignified elites still afraid of you? If you can't beat it, you can't be afraid, there are two super hard backstage behind, roll up your sleeves and gesture towards this girl, before the young master Ben posed in the double shape of a tiger and crane, I don't know which one of them called downstairs without opening his eyes, and the hairy-faced uncle turned his face and ran downstairs in response? The first martial arts fight I crossed over to the Tang Dynasty failed to stage a failure, and I decided to continue to go back and drink our grapes.

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