I want to laugh very much, seeing that his expression is a little bit red, very embarrassed, forget it, don't laugh at him: "This is a small object, it can't carry people, if you want to carry people" coughed twice, smiled apologetically at the eunuch who was sprayed with wine, and took another sip, it was very sweet, worthy of being the palace jade liquor.

"You have to use this," he said, reaching out and tugging at the silk robe on his body.

"Come on, get a piece of silk for Fang Xian's nephew" Uncle Li couldn't wait to wave his hand, isn't it, do it now?

Hurriedly declared: "Uncle, this thing can't be done for a while, if you carry people, you must first work hard from the cloth, weave it densely and do waterproof treatment, and also" hand gesture vigorously, Uncle Li is like watching the performance, but I really can't let Uncle Li understand what a hot air balloon is, Uncle Li was confused for a long time and finally opened his mind, and pointed to the waiter who had just been sprayed by me and became very complaining: "Take a Zhenguan pen, a few pieces of paper to hear that the virtuous nephew Zhenguan pen is used neatly"

Push aside the side dishes, clear the field, wave a big pen, and the appearance of a hot air balloon is presented in front of you: "This is a hot air balloon"

"Can you let people go to the fog?" Uncle Li held it in his hand as if he had received a treasure, and a pair of eagle eyes sparkled as he asked.

"You can let people fly above the colorful clouds and look at the beautiful rivers and mountains of my Datang" is very necessary for the prince of the Tang Dynasty.

I don't dare to say anything else, sycophant, I have indeed reached the level of A, and my cheekiness is almost to the thickness of the thick black grandmaster Master Li Zongwu. Hearing Uncle Li's frequent toasts, he looked very happy.

"The virtuous nephew is really talented" Uncle Li is not boasting about me, this is the truth, and he is toasting to Uncle Li's kind praise

"In fact, the little nephew is only seven buckets and is rich but four cars, but, there is really nothing that can be rare to live the little nephew" stood up with the wine glass, pulled the placket of the cheongsam, shook the maze step, and walked to the window, the very tasteful palace maid sister stood next to me, the taste is very flavorful in short, when I opened my eyes, I felt that her appearance was just more pleasing to the eye, but when I looked at it again, I felt that it was very eye-catching, especially the thin waist, I am afraid that I can hold it with a slap, but she is not the kind of rib girl, still convex and backward, The figure is really the fifth palace and can't find a little fault, it is a kind of vibrant beauty, unlike some beautiful girls in later generations who are like paintings, not a little angry. Damn, it's more eye-catching than my green butterfly. Squeezed her eyes at this palace maid sister and whistled, she would rather be a royal sister than be controlled by Lori, this is my first declaration in Datang.

Why is the room all quiet? Strange thing, is it taken by my overlord spirit? I don't have time to pay attention to these, the first scholar of the Tang Dynasty is going to chant poetry

Then he waved his long sleeves very chic and pointed to the snow outside: "Look at our Datang, what a beautiful river and mountain."

The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting.

Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, only reckless; Up and down the river, suddenly lost and surging.

Mountain dance silver snake, the original Chi wax elephant, want to be higher than the heavenly public test.

Su Qing said, looking at the red makeup, it is extremely enchanting.

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Led countless heroes to bend their waists

Pity Qin Ga!" I'm in a cold sweat, I'm half awake from alcohol, what am I doing here?

"The room was silent, and there was a very strange atmosphere, Uncle Li's hands were a little trembling, and half of the wine in the lacquered ear cup was spilled, staring at me as if he was watching a sow go up a tree. The hairy-faced guard standing behind Uncle Li was murderous, the horizontal knife in his hand had been half drawn, and the cold light was overflowing, and the expression on the red face of the palace maid was even more weird, and her hands were clenched into fists. What have I done? Neuropathy? The Buddha who molested the palace maid of the prince's family and sold cakes, where are you? ――

"Hahaha, it's really happy, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting, leading countless heroes to bend their waists and nephews are really real people who don't show their faces" Uncle Li happily dried up half a glass of wine, stood up, and in an instant, the weird atmosphere just now finally dissipated, he stood in front of the window, and repeated it with emotion, his voice was better than me, his chest tone was thick, except that he didn't speak Hunanese, he had the taste of a great man.

"But the virtuous nephew doesn't seem to be satisfied, right?" Uncle Li squinted at me trembling with a wine glass.

"Yes, there is also a little nephew who drinks too much, and so on, there will be" The brain teaser game begins, and the consequence is that the head is cut off by the hairy-faced guard's horizontal knife, or the praise of Uncle Li, who is an adult who does not care about villains.

Death is death, dry up the wine, the strength of the wine made my courage ignite instantly, and the intelligence immediately exceeded one hundred and sixteen, very high-spirited: "Cherish Shang Tang Zhou Wu, slightly lose the literary talent, sigh the Qin Emperor Han Wu, slightly inferior to the wind."

A generation of heroes, Jieli Khan, only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle.

It's all in the past, counting the characters, and looking at the present. "This half, I finally got together, it's too difficult, fortunately, I moved the dynasty forward, otherwise, it would be strange that Uncle Li's guards wouldn't have been cut in half.

Uncle Li squinted and groaned, clapped his hands and applauded, and patted me on the shoulder: "This long and short sentence is also heroic and martial, count the characters of the wind and liu, and look at the present day!" Good! Good! Feng Liu character, hehe, hehe, Xian's nephew is worthy of being a Feng Liu character, "Uncle Li is not small." muttering the four words of Fengliu characters.

After getting the Tang Dynasty for a month or two, the old boy who hadn't contributed his first kiss became a Fengliu character?

"But" Uncle Li's head tilted, and he glanced at the palace maid who was standing by the window with a red face and was molested by me, a drunken maniac, and looked back, smiling very meaningfully, just at the moment when I was about to kneel and beg Uncle Li to spare my life, Uncle Li raised his head and said: "Jieli Khan is reckless, and the virtuous nephew looks down on this person" pointed out the window, very pointing.

"Hehe, Uncle Li is still wise and martial, and he suddenly pointed out his little nephew Qin Yuanchun. The inappropriateness in the words of Xue, and I also asked my uncle for some advice, and I will be very grateful "Sycophants hurry up and keep up, I can't let Uncle Li have a taste to think about the time to treat me for molesting the palace maid."

"Qinyuan Spring. Snow? Well, I'll do it for my nephew and nephew, and I can do it for the generation after generation of heroes, this Wen Taowu is not the reckless man who knows how to bend bows and sharp weapons, and this kind of foreign people can be called heroes" Uncle Li is very attentive, very good, first mixed up and wiped a cold sweat. Glancing at the hairy face guard, this guy is a little enthusiastic, and he is still staring at me and then looking at me, looking at me again, you will count you if you look at me again, I am a man, I don't eat men.

I was startled by a glance at the lovely and beautiful palace maid sister, who was bolder than me, staring at me with both eyes, and her clear eyes were like an X-ray machine.

Bared her front teeth, he smiled at her very kindly, and she did not seem to react, but seemed to be observing a new thing with great interest. Haven't you ever seen a man as handsome as me? I'm a little shy

Uncle Li frowned and walked around the soft couch with a wine glass, and suddenly, he slapped his thigh suddenly: "A generation of heroes, if it is not the Han Dynasty, the Xiongnu are not allowed to be cruel and cruel, with a few strengths, he has achieved the ability of the Xiongnu and the Han Dynasty to fight for many years, and it is impossible to call it a hero, hahaha."

Uncle Li was very proud, and with a great sense of accomplishment, he put the Qinyuan spring just now; Xue tampered with it again, this time I am psychologically balanced, I am not afraid of others scolding us, if there is a comrade who crosses, it is impossible to point at my nose and scold me, to scold, you have the ability to scold the royal family, scold the prince of the Li family, and it is strange not to be chopped into meatballs and drunk.

"Ah, the virtuous nephew is coming, come and come, and accompany my uncle to drink again hahaha" Uncle Li wanted to come and stay with him again.

"The little nephew really can't support it, and besides" pointed to the head that was almost on the roof: "The little nephew still has to study in the afternoon, next time, next time the little nephew will accompany his uncle to get drunk" Do you still have the cheeks to stay? whistling and teasing the palace maid of the prince, folding paper airplanes are fooling people here, and then staying, I don't know what to do.

"Yes, it's okay, since our uncle and nephew are already familiar with each other, it's okay to get together again next time, but the next time the old man asks Ke'er to invite the virtuous nephew, don't shirk it" Uncle Li was very kind.

waved goodbye to Uncle Li very sincerely: "Okay, okay, my little nephew will definitely see Uncle Li with the rumor." As soon as he walked out of the door, Uncle Li's voice came again: "Virtuous nephew, virtuous nephew you"

The old guy has changed his mind? Not good! Spread out the feet, the gods are changing, a hundred steps to catch the cicadas, the speed technique, all that can be used, Uncle Li only had to shout again, and I had already disappeared on the other side of the rockery. Before he ran out of the range of Da'an Palace, the cold wind was fierce, the tip of his nose was itchy, and a loud sneeze caused Lao Tzu's light footwork to be blocked, and he was planted in the snow

I pulled out my head with a shudder, and then I remembered that Young Master Ben's treasure knife and fur fur were still leaning on that palace!

Just when I was hesitating whether to go back or not, the guards rushed towards this place with a fierce momentum, so frightened that Lao Tzu almost dug a snow pit and hid himself.

"Fang Gongzi, don't hide, my master asked me to wait for you to return your saber and fur fur" The words of the guards led by this sentence finally made me breathe a sigh of relief, wrapped in the fur fur, put the treasure knife on his shoulder, and arched his hand towards Lei Feng of the Tang Dynasty: "Thank you brothers, I will say goodbye below"

"Don't dare to be a housemate, where do you want to go?" The guards at the head were very modest and respectful, but even the eyes of the guards behind those eyes were not right.

"Hehe, I'm going back to Hongwen Hall next afternoon, so it's inconvenient to bother anymore" What does this guard mean? I've said goodbye, what else do I want to do? Don't you want to learn origami airplanes from me?

"Oh Fang Gongzi, I thought you were going to play in the garden, if you want to go out of the garden to Hongwen Pavilion, you should go this way" The expression of the head of the guards was a little distorted, and the guards also maintained a distorted expression, who are they? Laugh at me, the Tang elite?

Angry, fur sleeves waved: "Well, because of the poetry in the next place, I see that the scenery here is unique, so I came here to study the structure and snow scene of my Tang Garden, everyone, I said goodbye" The face is like a heavy jujube, the eyebrows are like a lying silkworm, and the head is raised Oh no, I slipped towards the gate of the garden.

Outside the gate of the garden, wipe the sweat of the brain, so lucky, fortunately Lao Tzu is thick-skinned and has an amazing IQ, otherwise, this ugliness will be lost, take the reins handed by the door officer, shout, and run away

Not far from the gate of the garden, the shameless guards were still baring their teeth and cracking their mouths, and they might have hemorrhoids.

ps: I'm very surprised to be on the list.,The collection is like a force to go up.,I'm very excited.,Mmmm.,It's not going to be violent.,It's going to be violent on Monday.

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