Chapter 33: The Theory of Thick Black and High

The old man's face changed a little, his hands trembled a little, and he looked at me in disbelief, it seems that his own son of evil has suddenly become a prodigy? Such an impact is no less than a nuclear bomb exploding in front of the old man's eyes, but looking at the posture is more like trying to pump me.

Cold sweat flowed wildly, why did you look at me, although I was handsome, but we couldn't stand it if we looked at it like this. I swallowed the bones for a long time. "Nonsense, I'm just saying that Jin Taizu is a thick black master, eat quickly, and you don't know if you can't eat." wiped off the oil from his mouth very seriously, and picked up a piece of sauce meat to block Comrade Xiao Li's mouth.

"Thick Black Master?" The eldest brother looked at me with a wink, and didn't ask me, but it could be seen that the eldest brother was a gossip short-bearded man who was very interested in historical issues.

"You'll tell me when you're done, right?" Li Zhi swallowed the sauce with a lot of effort, and continued to look at me expectantly, studious is a good thing, Sima Zhao's old, can I explain it with you, a child whose IQ has not yet fully developed?

"Okay? Brother Jun, "Li Zhi took his oily hands and dragged them straight to my robe, he was very thick-skinned, didn't he, the people who want to be emperors still bully us poor middle peasants? My new robes

"Okay, okay, I'll answer you first for Jun'er, let's eat" The old man finally couldn't see it, and opened his mouth to relieve me and breathe a sigh of relief.

After the meal, there was a pot of fragrant tea, and before I could cool it, the persistent classmate Xiao Li had already squeezed over: "Can you tell me now why Han Gaozu is a thick black master?" ”

"Uh-huh, okay, let's go" I was about to take this little classmate hostage to my room and beat him up to eliminate the hatred in my heart that had just been wrapped in a sleeve of oil, the old man spoke again: "Let's talk about it here, Jun'er" The old man pointed to the bottom of the table: "This thick black master, the old man is also very curious"

Daddy spoke, and the family stared at me quietly.

"Speaking of which, this Han Gaozu and Jin Taizu are thick black masters, and this one has a very good background" fooled, you have to fool these people old and young.

"Oh?" The old man became interested, took a sip of tea, stroked his beard and nodded for me to continue.

"Everyone knows what thick words mean, right?" It's like going back to the afterlife and teaching in the classroom, which is very showing.

Li Zhi hurriedly nodded: "I know, just like my sister said, Brother Jun is very thick-skinned"

Erupted, erupted, the old man's tea porphyry sprayed me in the face, Li Shu's face was as red as a monkey's ass, and he was smiling in my mother's arms, what do you mean, I'm thick-skinned? The conscience of heaven and earth is not as thick as one-third of your eldest sister.

I could only look at the old man with extremely sad eyes. There's no way, he's a father, I'm a son, I don't dare to say anything when I hit me, not to mention spraying my face with saliva, if I scratch my hair, it's strange if I don't get pumped by the old man with the soles of my shoes.

The mother wanted to laugh, but she felt that it was not quite right to laugh at her son, and she looked at Li Shu, who was staring at the honest classmate Xiao Li with a red face in her arms, and looked at me with a sad and angry face, and I didn't know what to say, with a strange face.

My eldest brother couldn't hold back his laughter for a long time, looked at me with a very strange expression, and didn't know how to comfort me for a long time. Also brothers

The green butterfly blushed her little face, covered her mouth, and rushed out with a strange look of the kettle, before she walked to the door, and was already holding her stomach outside according to the door, this dead girl, go back and clean her up-

"Thick black, isn't Jun'er talking about a thick face and a black heart?" is worthy of my father, after spraying his son's face with tea, I know that I should hurry up to relieve my son, and see if the old man will make up for it, and don't care about him.

Hurriedly nodded: "When Qin Wei was in turmoil, the world was in turmoil, peasant uprisings came and went, and there were many capable people, such as Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, and Han Xinxin, who were as black as ink, Xiang Yu was still inferior to Liu Bang, although Xiang Yu was pitting Qin Pawn, "A cadre of people listened to it as if they were drunk and obsessed, and they sold a pass, and they took a sip of tea and continued the topic: "Say that they are thick-skinned" glared at Li Shu, who was secretly showing half of his face to look at me, Li Shuhao glared at me without showing weakness, and pulled my mother's sleeve, signaling that I was threatening her weak woman again, and was immediately rewarded by my mother with an eye dart.

I can't afford to mess with it, let's continue to publish a new doctrine: "When pushing Liu Bang, the ancestor of thick black, this person is the only one, from a small pavilion chief to the end of the Han Dynasty Three Kingdoms, when the world is in turmoil, the heroes are doubled, and those who are heroes should be pushed Cao Ying, but his specialty lies in his ruthlessness. Whoever is arrested and killed, his subordinates dare to kill, the queen and the prince are not mistaken, their hearts are black, and the common people are even more likely to push Liu Bei, in his life, I don't know how many times I have done the things of sending people, Cao Ying's subordinates have been mixed, Lu Bu has stayed on the side, and Liu Biao has also been mixed with "Nonsense, who can have my interests."

Two cups of tea under the stomach, lit up the lamp to speak for nearly an hour, Li Shu'an sat quietly beside his mother, his eyes burned, his eyes couldn't take his eyes off, every time I said the main point, Li Shu would frown slightly, it seemed to be very understanding, this little Lori's intellectual development is okay

Li Zhixiao's classmate was confused, as if he had an understanding, but he didn't know where the realization was? But looking at the eyes of Young Master Ben, he worshiped more and more. Hey

However, the old man stroked his beard and nodded slightly, with a faint smile in his heart, and the eldest brother patted me very hard. "The second brother's thick black words really opened his eyes for the brother, Sima father and son can not be others, and there is indeed something in common with the thick face and black heart, and Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, can't think of it, hehehe" I am very pleased that my younger brother has finally grown up.

Li Shu still frowned and thought hard, Li Zhi was a little fart child, in fact, there was still confusion in the eyes of the two emperors, and it was seen that the comprehension ability of our family is different, worthy of the bloodline of the Fang family, wahahaha stinky child, what is this guy doing in the third room? Humming and crawling over again to wrap me in saliva.

Finally went back, on the orders of my mother, to send the two royal relatives back to the palace, Li Shu proposed to walk, I objected, Li Zhi standard wall grass. Vote: Two to one, I lost, I knew that I should have let the girl of Green Butterfly or the loyal servant Fang Cheng send these two stinky children together, at least I could play two or something.

With a depressed mood, halfway through the road, "I really envy you for having a good mother" Li Shu raised his cheeks, under the yellow light of the torch and the snow, the beautiful face in warm tones swayed in front of my eyes, a light fragrance was exuding on the body, and the straight chest was shaking with the rhythm, I secretly swallowed the saliva, fortunately, she didn't find it.

Hurriedly bowed his head in agreement: "En'en" accidentally saw her feet again, Li Shu's feet were very small, about thirty yards, and the small red brute boots left faint marks on the snow.

"I don't have a mother," Li Shu suddenly said this sentence, which scared me. Is this little Lori insane? ――

ps:…… Mid-Autumn Festival birds, eat more unpackaged moon cakes, that is much better than hundreds of yuan moon cakes, good quality and low price, well, the comments of all book friends make Qing very moved, really, every suggestion will be of great help to me, thank you very much for your care and support, here, Qing hands folded: "All the immortals who like and read this book, may your whole family be harmonious, peaceful, reunited, and celebrate goodbye to the festival"

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