Chapter 44: Marriage
I was wondering if I should raise a knife to kill Chun Tao's little eighth woman at night, "Ah what, it's still called Qu Can't Be?" You still admit it that day. The old man's eyes were round, and he had an indignant expression. What, I don't know how to soften my mouth when I take our things, and I know how to expose my son's shortcomings.
"No children, this is to be corrected after being ashamed" It's easy, it turns out to be turning over the old account? Chun Tao's girl is very cute, and besides, she is still one of the candidates for my loyal servant Fang Cheng's wife, forget it, let her go for the time being.
"Master, our Jun'er will be sixteen after the New Year." The mother hugged the third brother who was still sobbing with tears and snot on her face, kissed the little kid and coaxed the little guy to sleep.
"Well, yes, in a blink of an eye, the old man has already made a sixtieth birthday" The old man put down the book in his hand, and slowly straightened his long beard, very emotional.
"My father is not old, but he is still young" I don't like to say this to someone who thinks of himself as a friend or relative.
The old man glanced at me and was very kind: "Nonsense, the old man was close to the age when he assisted His Majesty, and now the sixtieth birthday has passed, and the beard and hair are spotted, and it has been more than 20 years since I counted carefully, and the previous life is unforgettable."
The old man seemed to be immersed in the memories, and the family sat quietly on the soft couch by the coal stove, listening to his father's recollection of the past: "During the great cause of Emperor Yang of the previous dynasty, on the surface, 'the world is peaceful', but Emperor Yang and his brother Yang Yong and younger brother Yang Liang competed for the throne and fought in vain. Therefore, the old man was in the thirteenth industry of the great cause, the first emperor raised troops, and when His Majesty attacked Weibei, the old man served in front of the army on foot."
The old man is worthy of being the prime minister's material, his life course can be compiled into a colorful novel, until the lamp oil is added, the old man's story is not over, but the old man of the Xuanwu Gate has been brought by the Spring and Autumn Period, and everyone has a tacit understanding not to ask, after all, infighting is not a good thing, not to mention the royal business, we don't mix, even if we want to mix, we can't mix-
"Master, Jun'er is almost sixteen" Mom's eyes were very strange, poking the father who poured tea with a dry mouth, and then looked at me. "With the concubine, shouldn't we think about this kid?"
The old man nodded suddenly: "Jun'er, after New Year's Day, you will be sixteen years old, and you have reached the age of marrying, don't mess around in the future." ”
"Huh?!" Wedding? Sixteen years old is a minor, and when he has just advanced from a Young Pioneer to a member of the Communist Youth League, he is going to ask for a wife? Last time, I just eavesdropped on the corner, but this time, my mother and father brought it up in person, and it seems that the two of them are always serious about it.
"What are you yelling for? Isn't your eldest brother the same, he became a parent at the age of sixteen, and his father was only a few years late because of the war" The old man couldn't see me the most, and he glared at me fiercely.
"But father, the son is too young, and he is developing," he explained sweatingly, and he didn't know whether it was hot or panicked, but it seemed that the damn education of the future generations made me have a subconscious fear of marrying at this age.
"It's not small, look at His Royal Highness King Wu, he took a concubine at the age of fifteen, married at the age of sixteen, and gave birth to two big fat boys in less than two years." The eldest brother hastened to illustrate with realistic examples.
"Isn't it?" This guy is so tough, so isn't this guy full of children and grandchildren now?
"Tell you kid, the old man and your mother have made a family appointment for you, and you have to admit it obediently!" The old man slapped the table very fiercely and pointed at me and threatened.
"I think Wei Guogong's eldest granddaughter is good, she is handsome, she knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she is two years younger than our Jun'er, Mrs. Li once mentioned this to me, I was about to discuss it with you, master."
"It's not proper, I heard Wei Guogong say that the leap girl is all right, but the spleen is so stubborn that she is a whole generation younger than our Jun'er." The old man is serious and authentic.
"I have a good candidate" The old man stroked his long beard very leisurely: "The seventh daughter of the Cheng family is not bad, lively and cute, and knows how to be considerate of the elders, I have been to the Cheng family a few times, this girl is always so polite"
Saying this, the old man was still gossiping at his mother. I'm sweating coldly, you're a stiff person, Uncle Cheng's daughter, shouldn't the old man have bad eyes? Forming a family with Uncle Cheng's old scumbag, I am afraid that I will really live in dire straits for the rest of my life
"And Wen Shangshu Waiting Department" Mom is about to foam at the mouth, I hear that my eyes are green, what's wrong? In the previous life, I couldn't even soak in an ugly girl at the level of a poor middle peasant, but now it's okay, I have crossed over and become the son of the prime minister, and the historical celebrities of the Tang Dynasty are crying and shouting to send their daughters home. Listening to my mother's meaning, the mothers-in-law of those historical celebrities are about to pull out knives and come to rob their relatives in order to climb their relatives with our house.
Then the old man, his mother and eldest brother began to choose my future wife candidate for me, and even the sister-in-law who rarely gossiped in the ordinary world also joined the industry for a warm and quite family atmosphere discussion, and offered advice for the second man of the house to set foot in the siege of marriage, I didn't have a chance to protest, but my mother and father glared back angrily, marriage is a major event, parents are in charge, and free love is not allowed
Helplessly, Fang Yi and I, the two minors, drooled and stared at each other
I crawled back to my small yard, and after washing my face and feet weakly, not long after I went to Chuang, I heard someone knocking on the door, and before I could answer, the door was blown open by a cloudy wind
Uncle Cheng walked over to me with a smile, and behind him, there seemed to be another person, too far away to see clearly, so he quickly got up from the bed and saluted: "Uncle Cheng, why did you come to the cold house in the middle of the night, I don't know"
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, your father and I have discussed it, this old man brought your daughter-in-law quickly, call your father-in-law to listen." Uncle Cheng's bearded face was really ugly, and when he stretched out his hand, a girl who looked exactly like Uncle Cheng stood in front of me, wearing rouge lipstick, and covering her mouth and chuckling as a flattering Buddha!!
At this moment, I suddenly found that I was suffering from angina, allergies to asthma, myasthenia gravis in my limbs, complete stiffness of my facial muscles, and my head had begun to deform due to cerebral hemorrhage
"Okay, you are from my family today, it's okay to say, if you don't" Uncle Cheng didn't know where to pull out a pair of bright scissors, and gestured at my little brother with a cruel smile-
ps: Today's second chapter will be sent to tomorrow's National Day on the first day, alas, I still have to go to work, poor guys, get tickets and collections to comfort me
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