"Hehe's far away, didn't the virtuous nephew say waste? The old man wanted to hear the good nephew's arguments. Uncle Li vented for a long time, and finally remembered the topic. He was very earnest and poured wine for me with his own hands.

I was so moved, I'm really sorry for Uncle Li's sincerity if I don't make three glasses.

"Virtuous nephew, you have a strategy but you are unwilling to give it to the old man? Is it because he is afraid of the old man" Uncle Li squinted at the corner of his eyes and looked at people, yes, the words have come to this, what should I do? Uncle Li went around and grabbed me again, and the thoughts in my head were running at the speed of light! snapped, and snapped his fingers very handsomely: "Military Academy!" Set up a military academy, let these people who are full of food Oh no, the old people who have been on the battlefield for a long time, Wen Taowu and Wu are all in the hands, and cultivate a new generation of generals and commanders for my Datang "Now the head is running too fast, and the thoughts can't keep up with the speed of the mouth:" Select outstanding middle and lower-level officials with both talent and learning from the army, enter the military academy, and carry out systematic study and other focuses, according to the receptivity of these officers, "Sun Tzu", "Sima Fa", "Wei Yuzi", "Liutao", "Wu Zi" all military books must be learned, of course, It is necessary to instill in the students the spiritual and spiritual civilization education and material civilization education that are loyal to the monarch and patriotism, dare to throw their heads for the danger of the country, and dissipate their blood. ”

What's going on? Isn't it just the word military academy, but Uncle Li seems to have been struck by lightning, a pair of eagle eyes that were originally very divine are like white dead fish, his hands are twitching, his face is staring at me hideously, his mouth is wide open and afraid of people, and there are signs of tongue root disorder syndrome.

"It's just a little nephew's nonsense, uncle, don't care." Quietly moving his legs that were a little weak, I knew that I wouldn't be so hard to play with a knife just now, and now I can save some strength to escape.

"The virtuous nephew and the virtuous nephew are really my son's room!" Uncle Li was so excited that he almost swallowed the wine jar, and a pair of big hands dragged me hard.

It turned out that this old guy was not crazy, he was scared of Lao Tzu, and he didn't know how many brain cells he was scared to death, so he wanted to make up for it, and chewed the bear's paw meat angrily, and if he didn't make it up, he wouldn't be surnamed Fang.

"The old man heard the word 'military academy' from the virtuous nephew, but he didn't know where the virtuous nephew's explanation made the old man and the old man" Uncle Li was excited to speak, and he couldn't sit still on the soft couch, so he stood up and walked around the low couch, muttering in his mouth.

"Originally, my uncle was happy, but my uncle's expression just now scared my little nephew and almost ran away." I'm a real person, and I'm honest.

"Don't be like this, the old man is not the kind of old man who is looking for the younger generation to provoke him. Hahaha "Uncle Li is in a very good mood, the palace jade liquor and I frequently clink glasses, and Uncle Cheng is the negative teaching material in the Tang Dynasty."

"The virtuous nephew should know about making peace with Tubo, right?" Uncle Li raised his glass again, and I looked at the crooked five-pound wine jar on the side of the couch a little sluggishly, one, two, three? Whether I'm drunk or what's wrong, no matter how you look at it, it looks like four

"Know" may be my tone that is not very crisp. Uncle Li then asked, "You don't agree with Your Majesty's decision?" Uncle Li's tone was very flat, as if he was mentioning it casually.

"Agreed?" I touched my chin, poured a sip of wine, and chewed the bear's paw meat: "Actually, the little nephew's heart is very contradictory. ”

"Oh? The old man wanted to hear the views of the virtuous nephew. "Uncle Li was very happy, my wine hadn't finished yet, and I filled it with my own hands, and I squeezed it over very eagerly.

"The reason for agreeing, quite a lot of my Datang is in crisis, strong neighbors look around, the Hexi Corridor is located under the eyes of Tubo, but the Turks in the north directly threaten the hinterland of the Central Plains of our Tang Dynasty, in contrast, first urgent and then slow, we have to give in first, pull a Tubo as an ally, first send some spies and spies, to see the strength of Tubo, whether there is a possibility of breaking through from the inside, leaving this opportunity, concentrate the army to clean up the north first" A few crooked words, a sip of wine, continued: "There are too many troubles in the north, it can be said that there are many like cow hair"

"The virtuous nephew's thoughts are not bad, and they coincide with the old man" Uncle Li was very impressed, and touched his chin and took a sip of wine like me. What kind of person?

"Trouble in the North. "Speaking of this, Lao Tzu's eyes are a little red, why, who am I, deeply influenced by patriotism and Han nationalism education for decades, and who are worried about the country and the people, and who are dedicated to making a career for the country and the people, what is the angry youth doing? Everyone should know.

"Since the history of our Han nation, when the country was in crisis, it was not disturbed by the northern border troubles, the humiliation of the Hu people, the humiliation of the Hu people, the humiliation of the Huns, the shame of the Huns, the humiliation of the Xiongnu and the humiliation of the Xiongnu, and the death of the Jin Emperor" My voice is getting louder and louder, venting like a quarrel, and Uncle Li who watched it was shocked. Watching me roar at the bear's paw meat on the table, my face was hideous, and the table was full of saliva: "Sui was provoked by Goryeo, and as for my Tang Dynasty, there is still the danger of the Northern Turks, and there is also the trouble of the South and the West Song Song"?? Something's wrong, I'm a little sober at this moment, why did I run away three hundred years later?

"Uncle Li is still staring at me in shock, is it because I am a god? Or are you being taken by my murderous aura?

The alcohol went up, and he went crazy again, rolled up his sleeves and fished out his clothes, and made a general sad and indignant appearance: "Back then, I hated and sighed Zhaojun, and my jade appearance was stained with ice and dust." Bian Sai was not insulted by the concubine, what did the court worship the heroes? Outside the Chaoyun Crane Tianshan, the remnants of the ape are sad and black waterfront, ten miles of east wind green mound road, and the falling flowers are like the spring of the Han Palace"

As soon as the words fell, the sound of choking on the floor made Lao Tzu tremble, and he almost stepped on the plate on the low table. When I raised my eyes, I noticed that Uncle Li's wine glass fell to the ground, spilling wine stains on the ground, Uncle Li's expression was very rich, red and purple, purple with green, and his eyes were staring at me, and the fierce light flickered. Only then did I remember that it was not my classmate sitting across from me, nor was it my angry young drinking friend, it was Uncle Li's brother who made this decision, His Majesty the Emperor, and chanting such a mockery to his own brother was afraid that even my father would not be able to save me. Looking at Uncle Li, I really want to cry, what are you doing? Tired of living? Ironically Uncle Li's brother is the Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty who sent a beautiful woman to sue for peace?

The hairy-faced guard standing behind Uncle Li raised his finger and pointed at me with a horrified expression, his mouth cracked, and a mouthful of white teeth were exposed, and I could even see the cavities in his back molars. The two maids who poured wine were so frightened that they lay down on the couch, shaking like twisted flowers, and the palace maid sister covered her mouth and stared, raising her orchid fingers, like a beautiful stone statue.

It's so quiet, "hey, hey, hey" why my laughter is like a rooster being choked by the neck, and the smile on my face is probably more ugly than crying.

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PS: I really want to have a good night's sleep

ps: I was shocked to hear that there had been a pirated entity in the early Tang Dynasty, and I went to rent a bookstore to see that sure enough, there were one or two episodes, and I was angry and clear.

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