Chapter 61: Attaining the Golden Immortal
Uncle Li's promise was like a good medicine for me, and I was in high spirits and full of pride, and even sitting in the Hongwen Pavilion and looking at these old masters with orange peel and terrifying faces felt amiable and lovely.
In a happy mood, he agreed to Li Zhi's request: "Good! Today, I'm going to spend some more saliva and tell you a very poignant story, and the name of this story is A Chinese Ghost Story. ”
"Okay, okay, Brother Jun, that story just now is too short." Li Zhi was very interested, and poured a cup of tea for me flatteringly, yes, took a sip of tea, and leaned next to Li Shu, who pretended not to care, but his ears were very high, this girl. But it's strange to say, I don't know what's going on today, Li Shu, this girl doesn't know what nerves she has today, she always peeks at me, a handsome guy in the Tang Dynasty, but when I look at her with righteous eyes, this girl is like a thief, and her eyes are dripping away.
coughed dryly, and lowered his voice: "It is said that the Tang Dynasty cough is wrong, it is the first year of the previous dynasty, but a strange stone tablet appeared in the grotto of the holy land of the famous Taoist family "Xuanxin Zhengzong". ”
"Xuanxin Authentic?" Li Zhi frowned in distress: "Brother Jun, where is the Xuanxin Authentic Sect?" How I haven't heard of it. ”
"It's strange if you've heard of it" glanced at this little kid, what is a movie, it's just a nonsense, and it makes the audience stupid, and it can be regarded as a good movie, and it also typed eight big characters as if it was widespread: If there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence.
"Of course you haven't heard of it, but I went deep into the folk land, combined with a large number of historical materials, to dig out this story that disappeared into the dust of history from the traces of spiders and worms."
Li Shu looked at my explanation with contempt, but this girl didn't dare to verbally attack my statement, of course, if it angered me, let's let you listen to it for half a while, and then next year to decompose, it will definitely be able to suffocate the prince and princess who are fans of these two stories.
"Oh, Brother Jun is really at stake, say it quickly, I won't intervene." Li Zhi is very sensible, he will change his mistakes, good boy, let's not care: "That stone tablet not only records the deeds of the previous dynasty since the founding of the country, but also predicts that when the "Heavenly Demon Chong Seven Evils" appears, the seven generations of resentful couples will appear, and the devil will win the world with the power of the two. So the suzerain of "Xuanxin Zhengzong", the former national teacher Jin Guang, together with his uncle Yan Chixia and Sima Sanniang, snatched the newly born seven generations of grievances before the Demon Sect, after a battle between good and evil, although the baby girl of the seven generations of grievances was snatched away by the six monarchs of the Demon Dao, but the six monarchs of the Demon Dao also died of serious injuries, and the world was temporarily peaceful. 18 years later, the baby boy of the seventh resentment grows up Chengren, he is Ning Caichen, a poor scholar who sells paintings for a living, and the baby girl Nie Xiaoqian has become a female ghost who is looking for true love but dies early. The two met in Lanruo Temple and began a fateful fate...... "My voice is very magnetic, and many years of podium life have created a typhoon for me to sway freely.
What's going on, what are these little kids doing, all squeezed over, a pair of studious eyes staring at me nakedly, really
"Brother Jun, say it quickly!" Under the joint urging of Li Zhi and a group of high-ranking officials and Li Shu's group of high-ranking officials Lori, the radio version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" was officially performed at the end of the fourteenth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty
Telling the story, I was too devoted, dancing with my hands and feet was indescribable, foaming at the mouth, and melting into the character with my teeth and claws, just as I was the photographer, and the camera was aimed at Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian, who were kissing in the bucket, I heard the sound of gasping in my ears, and when I heard the thousand-year-old tree demon grandma forcing Nie Xiaoqian to suck people's essence, the sound of scolding was endless.
It is to be this effect, with the plot of the movie, sad and happy.
Ning Caichen glanced back at Xiao Qian, who was standing beside him, and realized something, and dropped a poem next to Xiao Qian's portrait when he picked up his pen: Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, and every inch of green silk is sad for the Chinese New Year. Look at the moon-shaped single look at each other, only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal"
It's the sound of Qi Qi pumping again, what kind of person, if you smoke again, there will be gas left, little guys who don't have any biochemical knowledge.
"Ning Caichen looked at Nie Xiaoqian, who was hiding in the sun, Nie Xiaoqian also looked at him, the entanglement that could not be separated was tangled in their eyes, and in the urging voice of Yan Daxia, they knew that their fate in this life was over"
The poignant and moving story, the final ending, the life and death of the two people, looking at this dry audience, they all wept down, very proud, Li Zhi's eyes were red, and he blew his nose vigorously. Li Shu's eyes were like rabbits, his eyes didn't know where to fall, his small mouth pouted, what is this for, I quietly squeezed over, only to know that she was repeating the poem just now-
"Dead Fang Jun, why do you want them to live and die, life and death can't see each other" Sitting on the edge of the soft couch, Li Shu, this girl, has been angrily denouncing me, Li Jing's granddaughter next to her, twelve-year-old Li Yi's eyes are red like rabbits, and she is glaring at me with the same hatred.
"Is there anything I can do? I'm just telling this story, what has happened, how can you let me change it, I'm not the Lord of Yama, nor am I a monkey, I can cross yin and yang to change life and death" I fought back while watching those thirteen or fourteen-year-old little fart children wrestling in the snow like little monkeys. There's no way, this group of old masters doesn't know what to do, they all squeeze the door of the academy, and our group of elite students are left to go crazy with boredom, and a decent gentleman like this young master doesn't bother to roll in the snow, unless there is no one.
"Alas, I'm bored to death, sister, is there anything fun?" Li Zhi lay on the table weakly.
Raise the corner of your eye to look at Li Zhi who looks like a dead dog. "Young man, look at your spirit, what is the plague, look at the bunch of young people outside!" I sighed with emotion and took a sip of the hot tea.
The crisp voice of the "old guy": "Aren't you old and decrepit" Don't even think about it, it must be Li Shu's stinky girl.
glared at her: "What do you know, Young Master Ben is pondering the mystery of the reincarnation of heaven and earth, the mystery of life and death, and the contact point of the change of the four seasons."
"Huh" Li Shu replied with his nostrils, very contemptuous, and turned his head to Li Ke and said, "Got it?" The young master of the house has become a Buddha."
"Isn't that handsome brother unable to please a daughter-in-law?" Li Zhi smiled and lit the fire on the side.
"You" are so angry that I am almost speechless, the two vicious royal princes will be cleaned up by me sooner or later.
With a wave of his long sleeves, he held his head high: "Hmph, Young Master Ben is a golden immortal, he can pinch and calculate, and the five elements of heaven and earth are my hands" The movements and demeanor of the god operator at the roadside stall cannot be compared with this young master who has become an immortal.
"Brother Fang's face is really thick" Li Yi's voice was not loud, but it still fell into my ears, and Li Zhi immediately reported that his stomach fell in response, without a little of the demeanor of a prince. Li Shu covered his mouth and clucked like a little hen, who are they? The angry Lao Tzu, with a red face and red ears, was angry: "This is not called thick-skinned, the spells of this immortal can take chestnuts from the oil pot and fire from the water."
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