Chapter 81: Bamboo Cannons
When I asked, I knew that in addition to saltpeter and sulfur, there were a lot of messy ingredients, most of which were prepared by the Taoist priest who practiced Dan, who knew what this magical Taoist priest of Qingyang Palace would add to it, in case there was arsenic, mercury or something, I am afraid that this son will become the first Tang Junjie to die with firecrackers.
Hurriedly told Fang Cheng to go again, only buy saltpeter, sulfur and bamboo charcoal, there is a lot of bamboo, and there is still a pile of blasting rods left at home.
"Remember, don't bring a trace of cigarette butts with bamboo ash, and find a scale for Ben Gongzi by the way" shouted towards Fang Cheng's back in a hurry.
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Sitting in the room, looking at the three piles of sulfur, saltpeter and bamboo charcoal placed in front of me, and a basket of eggs in a daze, I only remember that the optimal ratio is 7.5:1:1.5, I forgot all the specifics, damn, I knew that I should learn to be a terrorist before crossing, while cursing the damn memory in my heart, I poured tea angrily.
"Is Childe okay?" Sister palace maid sat next to me, spread paper and pen, looking like she was ready to make a scientific record, the green butterfly was pushed away by me, the underage little Lori, still don't let her get close to this murderous weapon, the terrible mixture.
"Did you write it down?" Turning his head and looking at the handwriting of the palace maid, well, the Arabic numerals are a bit weird in the pen of the palace maid.
"Childe, what are these symbols?" The palace maid sister is also very studious, and her soft and sweet voice and bright eyes make my teacher's surname begin to explode again.
"This is called the number of Ben Gongzi after well" forget it, so as not to make people sick: "This son accidentally found a method of counting from ancient classics, which is simple and easy to use, easy to copy, and easy to calculate. ”
"Oh numbers, numbers dedicated to calculations?" Very smart woman, so smart.
Sitting next to the palace maid sister, smelling the light fragrance on her body, after nearly a pillar of incense argumentation and historical research, hand-in-hand teaching, finally the use of numbers and well, it seems that if we sit down again, I am afraid that we will really become a wolf. Quickly stood up and moved: "Have you written it down?" ”
"Hmm" The palace maid sister who answered in a low voice blushed, it seems that the mature man's breath on my body is very intoxicating to the palace maid sister, wahaha, damn butterfly, this son must fry the butterfly and drink.
snapped, snapped his fingers, and his intelligence suddenly exploded: "Saltpeter 7.5, 1 sulfur, 1.5 charcoal, write it down." ”
Then there is a series of annoying and dangerous production fire yao programs, this son wears leather gloves on his hands, and he is still a little afraid of this thing, he was blown up too much by firecracker bombers when he was a child, but he is still happy to do it.
Pressed hard with wooden gas, the palace maid listened to my command, evened out the egg whites, stirred them with the medicinal noodles, stirred for about ten minutes, and then crushed them again, and baked them on the side of the coal stove.
Two hours later
"Are you sure that the lord and the lady are out?" The sneaky vote stood at the door of the house, I was still a little uneasy, afraid of scaring the two old ones, there was a case, when the time came, I was afraid that I would be directly hung up by the old man and smoked to relieve my hatred.
"Hmm" Chun Tao nodded vigorously, there are indeed a lot of gossip people who like to watch the excitement, the maids of the house who stood at the door, and even the housekeeper uncle also crowded to the door, wanting to see the excitement.
"Stay away! You, stand behind the stone lion for Ben Gongzi, have you hid well? Ben Gongzi is going to cast a spell "Dressed really thick, from a distance, this son is like a giant fur animal standing in the center of the street to command Ruoding, yes, they are almost hidden, green butterflies and palace maid sisters are standing by the door, curious eyes blinking quickly, very excited, very similar to me back then.
The hand wearing leather gloves carefully pulled the root from his bosom Yes, it can only be expressed with the root, the rice paper is too expensive, and the bamboo tube can only be used, this year, the fine bamboo is too little, there is no way, I can only pick the relatively thin one, about the thickness of my index finger The bamboo tube, only one end was cut, and it was filled with the black fire yao that this son used to open the sky and the earth, pressed tightly, a bamboo tube was filled with about two taels of fire yao, and after wrapping paper and some medicinal noodles into a lead, I filled in some confetti and sealed it, Datang's first firecracker with perfect fire yao ratio was made, and Ben Gongzi carried twenty or thirty such firecrackers in his arms, like a suicide bomber going to blow up the US Embassy.
Insert this firecracker into the snow that is trampled on the road, hold the letter incense a little, twist the buttocks, spread the feet and run, the first time to make a fire, I don't know the size of the power, safety first.
"Boom!" There was a loud bang, and the whole house ran wolf and rabbit chases, screaming, and Ben Gongzi, who had just run to the door, was so frightened that the letter incense in his hand almost fell to the ground, with a black line on his face, damn it, could it be that there was too much fire.
"The second son's wife is ringing, like thunder" The excitement was mixed with the shouts of fear.
"How?" He smiled confidently at the door of the audience who were so frightened that they covered their ears, it seems that the fire yao I made is powerful and powerful, and there is a buzzing sound in both ears when I pluck out my ears.
"Childe" Green Butterfly walked out from behind the door, her face flashed with an expression of excitement and fear, a very contradictory look, and she moved to me tremblingly. He gestured behind me.
"What's wrong?" Look left and right, there's nothing wrong with it?
"You have a piece of bamboo stuck in your back." Green Butterfly gritted her teeth and plucked a piece of bamboo from her son's thick coat.
"Stretch out your finger and come out" is wrong, take the bamboo cannon and compare it with your finger again, yes, just the size of your finger, how can it be so powerful? The shocked Lao Tzu's ears were wooden.
"Oh" Green Butterfly's small, slender fingers appeared, about one-third the diameter of a bamboo cannon? What's going on? I understand, this son is now a fierce person, a man among men, and his fingers are twice as thick as before the crossing, no wonder.
"Second son, come again." Fang Cheng was very excited, everyone was very excited, even the housekeeper Uncle Shen was also very excited, a little trembling: "Our second son is not the god of thunder, right?" It's no wonder that even the Holy Lord gave a decree to our second son to say good things."
Forget it, everything is done, is it possible to go back and reinvent it? Nodding towards this group of people: "Okay, but be careful, so as not to be blown up by this bamboo cannon, and then my son will not be criminally and civilly liable." ”
"Uh-huh" A group of black heads who seemed to understand and didn't understand shook up and down in unison.
Boom Boom is too lively, there are figures on both sides of the street in the appearance of ghosts and ghosts, it seems that these guys are both curious and afraid of Ben Gongzi's bamboo cannon.
Every sound can trigger exclamations from different surnames, and the applause of the same surname, it is really a bit back to the feeling of magnifying firecrackers on the street to scare the beautiful mm.
Stretched out his hand and touched it in his arms, there were four or five roots, a little regretful, carefully took out the roots, looked around, well, everyone's eyes were on this son, hehehe? What's going on over there?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way" A vote of soldiers wearing armor and holding spears also came to see the excitement? ――
ps: The first chapter is here, hehe, thank you very much for the sunshine, my collection appears in the total collection list, the immortals continue to work hard, Fang Xiaoer is ready to give a crown ceremony, and the terrible Uncle Cheng and Uncle Li are competing for ...... Well, let's keep it a secret, everyone come on
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