Chapter Eighty-Four: What Can You Call Your Ass?
Sure enough, the group of cool ruffians who were standing a few meters away sat directly on the ground, and the two guys had broken bamboo pieces stuck in their faces, and their faces were bloody, probably stunned by the power of this miniature blasting rod, and they sat in place like American soldiers who had been attacked by the Iraqi people with grenades.
The entire right-hand Jinwu station was like a chicken nest scurrying into the weasel, as if it had exploded, and many half-armored sergeants with swords and guns scurried around, and they could hear a loud shout outside the door that was not suppressed by the explosion: "Who dares to make a noise here!" "Sound familiar?
Teng Teng, Zheng Zheng Zheng A large number of iron men appeared in front of me, and the bright and dangling nail leaves almost blinded Lao Tzu's eyes.
"The Fang family is a little offspring! Waha, the old man should be who dares to go wild here, it turned out to be you! "A very familiar name, squinting for a long time before I could see clearly, I felt a bear paw on my shoulder, and half of my body was immediately paralyzed." Uncle Cheng Cheng? "Unexpectedly, there is no door to heaven, there is no hole in the ground, and I was caught by this old scumbag.
"The little nephew didn't go wild" I wanted to cry, what Uncle Cheng was talking about, it was clearly a posture of stamping first and then asking for guilt.
"Zhijie, don't scare the nephew of the Fang family, I haven't seen you for a few years, Fang Er is also very angry, more heroic than your father" Who is this old guy, he looks a few years older than Uncle Cheng, but he is very domineering, the three long beards are as black as ink, and his eyes are full of light when he opens and closes, he is a handsome old man, not far from Uncle Li, and his battlefield murderous aura is comparable to Uncle Cheng.
"The little nephew is polite first, this uncle is" very respectfully saluted, it seems that they all belong to the fierce uncles like the Tang Dynasty warriors, we can't afford to provoke them."
"Old man Li Tao, isn't that the karma of the Patriotic Family?" Li Tao's eyes were already attracted by the scene in the martial arts training ground. There was also a younger general on the side, and after introducing himself, I learned that this person was Chi Jingzong, the general of the Right Jin Wuwei, and the nephew of Chi Jingde, the Duke of Hubei, and he was also an acquaintance. Today, on the first day of the first lunar month, I accompanied the two old generals to inspect the guards, but I didn't expect that as soon as I arrived at the door, I was shocked by a thunderstorm, and I thought that there was a strange scene of drought and thunder in winter, so I rushed in with a large number of inspectors. outcome
A bunch of sergeants helped Li Yexu to stand up, the two bamboo sticks on his buttocks trembled slightly, Uncle Cheng was very curious, and jumped up and down around Li Yexu, who had closed his eyes and pale face, and was amazed, half loud, and stretched out his hand. "Ahh Li Yexu woke up from the pain with his armor, and was about to scold, when he saw Uncle Cheng standing in front of him, holding two bloody bamboo sticks in his hands
"The Li family is a descendant, what's wrong? Isn't it just a fart for the two bamboo sticks, thinking that the old man will rush to kill on the battlefield, covered with blood, "Uncle Cheng has a mouth, and the storm will follow."
"The last general has seen several generals, what the general is talking about, how can the little nephew not hear it clearly, and there is always a buzzing call in his ears" Li Yexu said with a wry smile on his face against a storm.
All eyes were on me, and I hurriedly stepped forward two steps to support Li Yexu, a self-inflicted scourge: "It's nothing, it's the eardrum that was injured by the sound of the bamboo cannon, just rest for a while, then which of you go get some medicine, Brother Yexu's ass" As soon as these words came out, the sound of porphyry was endless, and a group of ruffians were all red-faced.
Brother Ye Xu glared at me with a black line on his face, and his eyes were extremely resentful...... What's going on with this guy's ears, is he sensitive to the word ass?
Just like the thousand-year-old resentful girl Li Yexu, I blinked innocently in front of me, if you don't call your ass, what is it called? If I tell my subordinates that the extent of your injury is in the joint of the gluteus maximus, piriformis muscle, sartorius muscle, and quadriceps muscle, and then let them know the position of the tensor fascia lata, gluteus medius, gluteus minimus, pubis muscle, adductor longus, gracilis muscle, biceps femoris, semitendinosus tendonus, semimembranosus muscle, and the division, grouping, stratification, arrangement, and function of the entire lower limb muscle groups, I am afraid that you would have died of excessive blood loss in the buttocks.
"Oh, are you really stunned and laughing?" Uncle Li Tao looked strange, angry and funny, and waved his hand: "Don't help Master Changshi to go over there and lie down on medicine." ”
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"No, you don't! Small wounds, no matter how much you need to cook, just bandage them. "Brother Karma, who is gradually recovering his hearing, looks very heroic, hurry up and stop this handsome big brother." Brother Karma must not be like this, this thing is stained with fire, if this thing enters the skin, it is easy to inflame the wound, if you don't deal with it at this time...... "I don't speak, I look at Brother Karma with a very sincere gaze.
Sure enough, Brother Yexu's face was a little dark, and it seemed that in case of infection or something, there would be a plum blossom on each of the two buttocks in the bath in the future, which was really ...... It's a bit of a shame.
Brother Ye Xu had to take off his armor half-pushed and half-on-the-spot and let the medical officer who came in a hurry to treat the wound.
"Just this little thing?" Uncle Cheng was also very curious, picked up the bamboo cannon and tinkered with it in his hand, very glad that there were no smokers in Datang, otherwise, he was so smoking, holding a bamboo cannon comparable to a detonator in his hand
"That's the little thing that just made a thunderous roar?" Not to be outdone, Uncle Li Tao also picked up one and shook it blindly around his eyes. Frightened, a group of ruffians who had seen the benefits of bamboo cannons just now took a few steps back, and two people were bandaging on the side with Lord Changshi with injuries on their faces.
"I'll try" Uncle Cheng was not afraid of death, he reached out and copied the incense that had fallen on the ground and had not yet burned and lit it towards the lead, and the blue smoke ignited under the noses of the two high-ranking officers of the Tang Dynasty, so frightened that Lao Tzu's hair stood on end, these two old guys don't want to die? !
With a loud shout, Uncle Cheng was stunned, grabbed the bamboo cannon and threw it to the side. Rumble!!! Fortunately, there was no one over there, but the neatly arranged blades were all scattered on the ground, and the withered grass and snow droplets on the corners flew all over the courtyard, and even the pillars three or five steps away trembled slightly into the small half of the bamboo sticks.
The newly stimulated karmic brother Tai was lying on a bench, baring his front teeth, smiling more happily than anyone else.
Uncle Cheng's old face was a little white, his half-open mouth was a little trembling, the two bulls' eyes were round and staring at the weapons that had been scattered all over the place, Uncle Li Tao's expression was not good, the hand holding the bamboo cannon was a little shaky, it seemed that he was also frightened by the power of this small bamboo cannon.
"This thing, this thing, good guy!" Uncle Li Tao spoke after a while.
"The two uncles, it's still the little nephew" took back the bamboo cannon from Li Tao's hand half-really, who knows what kind of nerves these two old guys will have.
Sure enough, Li Tao pulled Uncle Cheng, who was in the recovery period, and Wei Chi Jingzong, who was standing next to Li Yexu and observing the white gluteus maximus butt of Brother Ye Xu, the martial artist who was entangled in the male was very obscene, and muttered something in a low voice?
"You made this thing?" Uncle Cheng didn't seem to be used to being obscene, so he walked over to me after muttering a few words, and squeezed his eyes very kindly: "Tell uncle, how did you think of tinkering with this little thing?" ”
"Fooling around, hey, hey, fooling." Uncle Chao Cheng smiled cautiously.
Uncle Cheng's hideous old face is more vicious than the evil ghosts of hell, no matter how kind he is. A pair of fierce bull's eyes stared at Lao Tzu with a chill all over his body-
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