Chapter Eighty-Eight: Cheng Fu Secret Technique: Doppelganger Technique? (Revised)

Two hours later, Fang Ergongzi, who had been hungry all night, stood up to his bulging belly, took a step, took a full meal, and walked towards his own small courtyard with the smell of braised chicken, which made the gossip people in the Fang Mansion feel surprised. Surprise you ancestors, Lao Tzu is about to die, if you dare to laugh at this son, tomorrow, tomorrow this son will chop all the chickens in the house and stuff them in his mouth.

A whole and a half braised chicken, swallowing it all, the taste is too sad and angry.

"Green Butterfly, Zhao'er, hurry up, get some tea for my son, eliminate food first, I'm about to die, also, prepare some mouthwash, and then prepare a set of clothes for me, otherwise, the smell of a body." As soon as I entered the courtyard gate, I hurriedly asked for help from the two girls sitting in the house.

"Ahh The palace maid sister stared at my belly, covered her mouth and whispered, peeked at the girl of the green butterfly, and the green butterfly was also stunned, and raised the orchid and pointed at my belly: "Young master, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Don't mention it, don't mention it...... "I picked up the kettle and poured it several times before I got out of breath, the braised chicken was too dry, and in the end, the son who couldn't swallow was put on my ear by my mother's eagle claw, and the chicken was picked up and stuffed into my mouth, so I don't feel sorry for my son.

"Young Master, what's wrong? Is it just something that can hold you up like this? Green Butterfly muttered dissatisfied.

"Sister Butterfly, don't blame the young master, I'm afraid it's the lady...... I'm also worried about starving our second son. "Sister Palace's eyes are so vicious, so vicious that I want to smoke people, and I still laugh, what are you laughing at?

Green Butterfly was mentioned by the palace maid sister, looked at me again, and then looked at the palace maid sister who covered her mouth and smiled, and laughed all of a sudden. "No wonder the young master shouted as soon as he entered the door, Sister Zhao'er, I'm afraid this also has your credit, right?"

"You still have the spirit to nag here!" I couldn't stand it anymore, so I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to use my family method to eliminate food, causing the two girls to laugh and scream and run to the door of the room. Who's that...... I don't have the slightest repentance, and I don't know the stinky girls who have accepted labor reform.

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The ancestral hall of Fangfu is very lively, and all the high-ranking officials and nobles with heads and faces are crowded into the eyebrows to see the excitement, Uncle Cheng is among them, Uncle Cheng noticed my gaze, showed his two front teeth at me, and smiled very hideously, so frightened that Lao Tzu almost jumped on the floor in front of the ancestral hall. Quickly twisted his face, took a few long breaths to recover his calm mind, this son, as the protagonist of this crown ceremony, with a serious face, walked in the middle of the rules, and walked into the ancestral hall in the midst of all the attention.

"Hehehe...... It is a blessing for an old man to be crowned for a promising young man like a virtuous nephew. "A sturdy old man with a white beard stood at the head of the throne, nodding and smiling at me.

"Senior Brother Yao's words are too much, this son can be crowned by Senior Brother Yao, this is his luck. Jun'er, get on your knees! Father sat down on the top left, arched his hand at the pharmacist uncle who had never heard Daddy mention, and then drank at his son.

I was a little excited, a little scared, and I was very worried, and my mother was also on the side, supported by my sister-in-law, smiling kindly at me, and occasionally, secretly picking up a handkerchief to wipe my tears. Yes, son, seeing that he is about to become an adult, can he not be happy to be a mother?

Next...... I forgot, yes, I was too nervous, I just remember that the specific procedure was to give this son a set of "first addition", a scarf, a deep coat, a big belt, a shoes, a cloth crown, and a leather jacket. Zhu said: "Ling Yueji said, the beginning of the Yuan service, abandon the young word, Shun Er Chengde." Shou Kao Weiqi, Jieer Jingfu. ”

Then there is the "addition" of hats, shirts, leather belts, shoes, and finally the knighthood. Uncle Li's saliva sprayed straight to my head: "Jiyue Lingchen, Nai Shen Erfu, Jing Er Weiyi, Shu Shen Erde." Eyebrows live for 10,000 years, and will always be blessed by Hu. Finally, there are the "three plus" heads, official uniforms, leather belts, and boots. "With the right of the year, with the order of the month. Salty gar suit. The brothers are there, in order to become a virtue, Huang Lao has no borders, and he is celebrated by the sky. The rich baritone finally came to an end, and the voices of congratulations were endless. My father's mouth cracked to the back of his head.

Originally, he wore a triple crown on his head, which was only knotted with a wooden hairpin. , I feel that my head is a little heavy, a little dizzy. Then he kept kowtowing, and he forgot how much he kowtowed to the ancestors of the Fang family and the elders of the Fang clan. In the end, my father took the word for my son as his beloved, very romantic, hazy words, it seems that the old man has the potential to become a hazy poet. Hehe, it seems that the image of this son is good, and he spreads the spark of love to the motherland in the great rivers and mountains, and whoever sees this son in the future will either leave his beloved son behind, or the general of Liuxiang shouting, that is called cool, wahahaha......

Finally completed the ancestral hall activities, the old man waved his hand, and the grand banquet began in the front hall of the house. In the congratulatory voices of a group of scumbag brothers such as Brother Li Ke and Cheng Chuliang, Li Yexu, and Li Zhi in the front hall, the dizzy head of this son finally sobered up.

"Thank you to a few benevolent brothers for coming with stars and moons, the younger brother is not very grateful, and he will punish himself with a cup." There are too many scum on the list, I don't dare to count them, I arch my hands indiscriminately, I first pick up a cup and pour it to quench my thirst, I eat too many dry goods, and my mouth is uncomfortable.

"What words, today is your great joy, how can one cup satisfy the brotherly love of you and me, it should start with three cups. Come! Li Ke smacked, he toasted three cups in a row, damn, this girl looked at the posture, obviously she wanted to eat the poor house. Brother Cheng Chuliang also jumped up, and showed his two front teeth to Ben Gongzi very kindly: "Fang Jun, hahahaha...... Later, hahahaha. "What kind of person, I didn't say, I was stupid, I laughed, a pair of bull's eyes stared at Lao Tzu, and I was about to split the back of my head, shouldn't this thing be drunk before the banquet was opened?

Another Cheng Chuliang appeared in front of me, smiling very silverly, could it be that Ben Gongzi, who is good at drinking, was drunk after only a few glasses of wine? Wait, something is wrong, huh? Another one, another one, my God, my legs are weak, who? When did Brother Chu Liang learn the doppelganger technique? Could it be the apprentice taught by Yuan Tiangang's first god stick in the Tang Dynasty?

Hey? This girl doesn't seem to be Cheng Chuliang, although it is very similar, but the beard seems to be more lush, this man from Cheng Mansion opened his mouth at me: "Hehe, this virtuous brother is Fang Junxian, old brother, I Cheng Chumo, Chu Liang's eldest brother, this is Chu Wu, this is Chu Zheng, this ......"

Listening to Lao Tzu's black line, Uncle Cheng's fertility function is too vigorous, what do you want to do? Just your Cheng family came to an old six small one all of a sudden, and they are all about to have a table, are they here to eat or to grab money?

"Hehe, our old Cheng family has nothing else, a group of people are all men with blood surnames, come, all come to respect Junxian brother, a talented man who is famous in Chang'an, one person and one cup, brother, I will do it first." Brother Cheng Chumo lifted the bowl and poured it towards his big mouth, bang, a glass of wine didn't even spill a drop out of his big mouth, so frightened that Lao Tzu hurriedly held Brother Cheng's hand that wanted to pour wine: "Brother Tai, your mind, the little brother understands it, but the amount of alcohol I drink is really limited, otherwise, how about I raise a glass with a few brothers Cheng?" ”

"I don't have any courage at all, forget it, if it weren't for the look, uh-huh, come, the brothers will come over and do it with this little brother." One of the men in the Cheng Mansion has a little disdainful eyes, let's ignore it directly, we can't afford to provoke your group of young Uncle Cheng, it's always okay to surrender, right?

was poured into several large cups by the Cheng brothers, and before the wine could be beaten, he was pulled by Li Yexu.

Brother Ye Xu smiled very cheaply: "Brother Xian, you and my brother, we haven't drunk together since we said goodbye last time, come on, let's have a drink with Brother Wei first." "Scum! Beasts, so that Lao Tzu's eyes are green, quickly stealth, ignore them, it's a pity, I'm the protagonist, where can I run? A circle of friends went down, my son's belly was afraid that he couldn't pour more than two or three catties of wine, and I was very glad that since I came to Datang, he had been tested by the wine field for a long time, otherwise, I was afraid that the first day of my son's adult would have to be spent in bed like a dead dog.

Drinking wine, touting people or being touted, eyes looking left and right in the hall, strange things, obviously said they were coming, but now there is no shadow. I couldn't help but think of the fair woman under the plum......

"Your Majesty has arrived!" A high-pitched voice sounded from outside the gate of the house, and suddenly, the house, which was still noisy and like a small trader wholesale market, was quiet in an instant, and almost all of them looked at each other, and then moved their eyes to Ben Gongzi, who was standing in a daze.

I also think it's strange, it's so strange, it is said that the son of the minister's family performs the crown salute, what is the matter with the emperor's uncle? ——

ps: I'm very excited, it should be moving, I didn't expect that "Confusion and Love" has ended for a year, and there are still so many readers who remember me, wordless moved, I can only say, the simplest but the two words that can best express my mood at the moment: "Thank you!" Thank you to all the readers who have supported and supported us to this day. ”

ps: The second man of the house jumped out with a big belly: "I was moved by the sunny side, and it was finally my son's turn to appear, so who!" Stop, don't think that you want to run when you're not there, you have a vote to vote, but you don't have a ticket to collect, otherwise, my son is going to sing! ”

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