Chapter 101: Cutting Meat and Feeding Eagles
"No, this palace, the prince said to stay! There are ...... who don't want to stay" Li Shu's words were clearly aimed at me, worthy of being a princess, and after calling a fierce title, she really became fierce.
"If you apologize to you because of the attitude I just treated you, is that okay? Prince Wang. He took a deep breath and tried to keep himself calm.
"Is this an apologetic expression? No sincerity. He raised his eyebrows, very imposing.
"Okay, since you please stay, the little brother still has something to do, so let's go first." Pull out your legs and leave, in my heart, I have nowhere to come up with the anger that I have been holding back, and I don't care if you are a beauty or Spider-Man, and you will lose all of your gutter.
"You dare!" Li Shu raised his voice, and suddenly felt that the voice was very upset, and continued to walk outside the house.
"Stop, Fang Jun, you give this father-in-law...... Stop for Hongu. The next two calls are all female.
Hahaha, it's funny, out of the grass house, he reached out and held the treasure knife on his waist: "Fang Cheng!" ”
"In!" Worthy of being my loyal servant, Fang Cheng, who was sitting outside the house and waiting, saw that Young Master Ben and my face were pale, and immediately stood upright, and answered very powerfully, with a pair of tiger eyes wide open, like a tiger that can pounce out and tear apart the enemy.
"Excellent! Let's go. "I'm very relieved that there are two lovely girls waiting for my son to come home, and there is such a ...... Although they are not brothers, I always feel that Fang Chengcheng is like an arm of mine, something indispensable, an emotion similar to that of a friend.
Walking quickly, the two little bald donkeys walked opposite me, and when they saw Ben Gongzi coming, they didn't know how to give way, Ben Gongzi was not in the mood to make way for the skinheads, and with a pull of their hands, the two bald heads flew up with a scream, and planted them in the bushes on both sides......
Fang Cheng was taken aback: "Young master, you are." Looking at the miserable appearance of those two little bald heads, Fang Cheng's face was a little green.
"It's nothing, it's too strong, it's not well controlled." I'm very happy, my brute strength is said to be thousands of miles, the first two said, the three hundred pounds of stone locks in the hands are already too light, another day, let Uncle Shen give us a 400 pounds to continue practicing? I'm afraid it's too heavy, it's not good to crush my motherland seedlings, or change to a 350-pound one-
Standing at the gate of the temple, waiting for Fang Cheng to lead the horse over, he finally calmed down, felt that his behavior was a little funny, and his heart was a little cold, didn't I play by myself? Why do you have to think about what history you have to fight, and what if you can get by? If you can't fight, you can hide, at least, we have snatched a female emperor into our hands, and it can be regarded as revenge on the damn history.
In my eyes, she is a stinky girl, but now, what is Li Shu, she is a princess, a spoiled princess, she will stand on the shelf at every turn, use her identity to oppress people, and she really wants to marry her into the door, who knows if she will use her identity to climb my parents' head as a prestige.
It's good to marry an ugly daughter-in-law, at least, Uncle Cheng's daughter can rest assured at home, since my father and my mother look at it pleasing to the eye, aren't these ancient cattle people have a higher IQ than us, and want to educate others? I'm afraid I don't know when I will lose my head and throw myself into the wilderness, so it's better to eat and drink, flirt with two beautiful girls at home, cultivate a relationship with Uncle Cheng's daughter, and educate my own baby at home.
Fang Cheng brought the horse and jumped on the horse's back, before I could drive the horse forward. "Stop!" When did Li Shu come to me, he grabbed the reins of my horse, his originally delicate and pink face was full of sweat, and his face was already red with anger, and his eyes were angry and annoyed.
"Your Royal Highness, please let go." decided, I'd rather marry a woman like Uncle Cheng as my wife, and never cuckold my son at any time, and think about putting the princess into the house all day long, God knows if she will look at my brother unpleasantly again, thinking about snatching the title over and having fun or something, the whole harmonious society of the saboteur.
"Brother Jun, what are you?" Li Ke also came to the front and looked at me and Li Shu in disbelief. Li Zhi was also surprised, and when he saw the cold-faced Ben Gongzi, he couldn't help but shiver and was a little scared.
"Fang Jun, you come down for me!" Li Shu bit his lip, tears were already in his eyes, but his mouth was still very hard: "It's better not to force this palace." ”
"It turned out that Her Royal Highness the princess arrived, and the little monk was rude, this little benefactor dared to ride a horse in front of the princess, and he couldn't come down! Buddhism is pure, and dare to be rampant? An old bald donkey with a gray beard appeared outside the gate of Huichang Temple, and beside him was the debater, very indignant. Know that reinforcements are coming?
Rampant? Yo...... Lao Tzu is made of mud, huh? What kind of thing are you, old bald donkey, what do you love about this son. smiled at the old bald head, showed a mouthful of white teeth without wormholes, jumped off the horse very calmly and kindly, and walked to the old bald head who was a little unsteady at the station: "Who are you?" Old guy, it's a cold day, what do you call a bald head? It's none of your business that I ride and walk, and I don't need your head to light the way, even if it's dark. ”
The old guy choked and shook his fingers for a long time, rolled his eyes, and twitched.
"Hugh has to be rude to the host, the little monk will endure you again and again, don't bully me Shamen no one!" Yo, the monk who can turn into a chicken finally musters up the courage to dare to look at this son.
"Tut-tut, I said, this one will change...... Brother Tai of the chicken, I bullied you? "Very kindly bared her front teeth at this girl.
"You, you......" the old monk sat slumped and twitched, "will ...... Will it turn chicken?! The bald magician who turned into a chicken was almost angry with the host, raised his finger and pointed at his son, his trembling lips couldn't let out a fart for a long time, a sound of rapid walking, looked left and right, and saw a large number of bald people with sticks and sticks rushed out of the temple, and the master of the chicken immediately became bold, and said very righteously: "Don't insult my Shamen, you must know that Buddhism is merciful, and there is also a Wei Tuo who drives away evil demons and protects Buddhism!" ”
"The little monk who has become a chicken, what's wrong, Lao Tzu sneezed and spat on your face just now, what can you do? Veto? I'm afraid it's a trust who specializes in doing filth with you, right? Ben Gong said with a poisonous tongue and a voice so low that only he and I could hear. With my head down, I looked at this chicken master who was only as tall as the tip of my nose, and the more I looked at it, the more unpleasant it became. The three brothers and sisters of the Li family don't know what they're doing, in short, they don't say a word, it's better, Lao Tzu wants to see if it's your bald head and the benefits of it, or Lao Tzu's iron sand palm.
"It's too insulting!" The small face was really small, and in public, the face of the master of the debate turned black, and he reached out to hit my son, and a fist hit my stomach, and the little strength couldn't even beat my abdominal muscles. "You dare to hit me?!" Staring and shouting, fuck. The right hand was raised, and he stretched out his hand, and there was a crisp sound, and the master of the chicken head first performed hip-hop? It was still a very difficult mid-air drift in drag racing, his mouth was tilted to the side, and a few small white dots flew out like hidden weapons. Then the talented, bald-headed master of arranging flowers and playing poultry fell on his stomach a foot away, and did not move for a long time. Scared Lao Tzu, he quickly looked at his hand, fortunately it was not injured, but it was a little numb, what kind of power is this? Ben Gongzi didn't go crazy?
"Hold on to this, don't let him run! Dare to hurt the master of the debate and the host. The skinheads danced with sticks, trembling and trembling, but they didn't dare to take a step forward, and it seemed that they were taken by the divine power of this son.
"Want to take my son-in-law? There's no king's law?! Fang Cheng, who was originally watching this son's performance with his teeth and cracked his mouth on the side, saw this situation, for fear that something would happen to my young master, he was also angry, choked, the horizontal knife on his waist was in his hand, his hands were held horizontally, with the height of more than two meters, bulging muscles, hideous as a god-killing face, big eyes like copper bells, and fierce light, a thin bald party pinched a small stick and shook like a plague chicken.
"Dare to hit someone! You dare to hit someone! My teeth ......" Master Debate Chicken had snot and tears on his face, the corners of his mouth were bloody, his mouth was a little deflated, and two teeth came out in a sentence, it seems that this slap was more successful, at least seven or eight teeth were lost, and Master Debate Chicken was like an abused little daughter-in-law, staring at Lao Tzu with very resentful eyes.
"Didn't the Buddha say that? Someone hits your left cheek, you should hand over the right cheek too, good guy do it to the end, let Ben Gongzi slap again, ok? "If you do it, you will be the last one, let this bald donkey drink porridge for a lifetime. Rolled up his sleeves and walked towards him.
"We Buddhas didn't say that!" The poor chicken debater's face was distorted, and the leaky mouth spit out the sound of chickens.
"Oh?" Scratch your head, damn, that's a famous quote of a Western monk, I'm sorry, but well, this is also more in line with the name of this son's well-known knowledge.
"It doesn't matter, your Buddha Shakyamuni did the work of cutting meat and feeding eagles back then, how about you practice today, a high-ranking monk? My son just wants to see if he cuts a physical Arhat like you, can things still grow? "The more I look at this girl, the more angry I feel, when I become a bald donkey, I still want to harm other people's daughters, so I just let you practice a lifetime of children's success, the following thing, let's help you, cut it down and burn it, in case it burns into a crystal clear colorful relic or something, it is also a merit. The knife choked out of the sheath, and poked it in his hand, and the master of the chicken really deserved to be a disciple of Buddhism, and he was very skilled, and he even rolled and crawled to the ground screaming and ran out of the way all at once, and the harmful son of Ben stuck a knife in a crooked place, only to cut a long hole in this girl's thigh, at this moment. "Hugh is rude to Fang Gongzi!" Li Ke shouted loudly, and slapped "Papapa" out of thin air. ”——
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