Chapter 113: The Origin of Datang's Biochemical Weapons

"These stones, they are burned so white...... a group of gossip people exclaimed on the side, I didn't have time to pay attention to this group of guys, motioned to Fang Cheng to bring a basin of water, picked out a piece of limestone that was still hot but had become milky white and threw it into the basin, the snorting sound was endless, the white gas was steaming, and there were a lot of bubbles in the basin with the distribution of limestone, wahahaha, success, lime, great. It is white and transparent, exuding a fragrance, and the sulfur soap with extremely powerful cleaning function is about to appear from the hands of this son. Wow ha, I'm so excited, I'm too excited to put into words how I feel at the moment.

Finally closed his mouth, suppressed his excitement, and instructed Fang Cheng and a few to go to the kitchen to carry a large cauldron, and the stove that was temporarily picked up with soil began to make a fire, and the large iron pot rack that could hold hundreds of catties of meat, plus most of the pot of water, we don't know the specific order very well, and quickly asked the palace maid sister to move the recording location to the dam, and when the water boiled, in front of everyone's eyes, my son picked up the twenty catties of pork fat and threw it into the pot, and then, more than three catties of lime and more than one catty of plant ash were also poured into the pot, More than half a pound of salt was also poured in. Fortunately, everyone in the house knows that the second son is very magical, since he has seen the power of the bamboo cannon, he does not dare to express different opinions on the actions of this son, and maintains a certain worship psychology, so that everything can be carried out smoothly today, even Uncle Ming of the account room is also very generous to buy a series of materials such as lard, and finally did not use the pitiful private money of this son.

After a while, a pungent strange smell began to appear, and the billowing smoke almost enveloped the entire courtyard, provoking the house to cover their mouths and noses and flee in embarrassment, one or two slipped faster than rabbits, no way, this son had to personally go into battle with a spatula, Green Butterfly, the palace maid's sister selflessly donated hand towel as a mask, picked up a large pot spatula and stirred vigorously in the pot, the palace maid sister and the green butterfly had already hidden their noses back in the house, showing their cute heads curiously looking at the son who was working as a coolie by the pot.

It's too hard, not to mention the strange smell that can smoke out the overnight meal, the thick smoke and smoke almost can't open my eyes, and the hot heat makes my father sweat. Under the coercion of the loyal servant Fang Cheng, he squatted on the side with his face covered and his mouth to add firewood.

I think it's a bit hard to stir, I guess it's going to be soap, right? Hurriedly asked Fang Cheng to put all the more than two catties of sulfur into the pot. The creature looked very frightened, and tremblingly put the sulfur bag into the pot and sprinkled some of it outside. I almost kicked it in my anger, waste!

"Huh? What's going on? "It's amazing, it's fucking amazing, the sulfur just came out of the pot, and suddenly the pot surface was covered with a very weird layer of foam? Soap bubble? Before Ben Gongzi was rejoicing in his imminent success, a strange smell that was pungent to the extreme rushed to his nose, and he couldn't support such a strong and outstanding young man as Ben Gongzi, so he quickly let Fang Cheng extinguish the fire, and the two fled in embarrassment. Yellow smoke, very strong and strange yellow smoke straight to the sky, the house and the whole house looked at the smoke column like a wartime alarm very magically, half an hour later, the smell in the air was finally not too strong, the fireworks faded a lot before trembling close to the frightening cauldron.

"Young master, this, what is this? For bathing? Fang Cheng's face was a little out of shape, his expression was very afraid, and he raised his finger and pointed to a pot of stinking greasy, gray and yellow foaming paste that didn't know what it was, and asked the iron-black Ben Gongzi. The palace maid sister of the new invention recorder on the side covered her mouth and nose as if she couldn't bear to take a second look, and the green butterfly only dared to stand behind, without the courage to take a look.

"Know what? A momentary victory is likely to be a thousand efforts! You must know that every invention and creation contains countless human blood and sweat. "Spit on this loyal servant's head and face, this son is bleeding and crying now, fuck, what kind of shitty thing is this pot that comes out? I'm scared when I see it, let alone take a bath, who knows if it will be like concentrated sulfuric acid, and there will be an extra scar on my body if I wipe it. If it really works, wouldn't Ben Gongzi become the first intellectual youth in the Tang Dynasty to be injured by chemical pollution?

Touch your chin and try to stay away from the smell. This son is very troubled now, it is really a worry in his mind...... What's going on, is the recipe wrong? Or is there something wrong with Honkoe's memory?

"Childe......" Sister Palace Maid tugged at my sleeve and said in a low voice.

"Huh?" What do you mean by winking?

"Do you want to make pancreas?" The palace maid's big eyes flickered.

"Pancreas?" It seems to be the ancient name for soap, right? Is there already such a thing? Amazing, right?

"Yes, the pancreas is made of plant ash and grease, and that's what you usually use in your bath." The palace maid's face is a little red, and the pink is very cute.

"You're saying that the slippery thing that's gray and slippery to the touch is soap, pancreas?" Ben Gongzi was completely dumbfounded, what do you mean, this, Ben Gongzi wants to use it to shock the whole world, and the great invention of eliminating pests has already been there? But it doesn't seem like you need soap to get rid of pests, right?

The maids of the house of the dry house were all in strict formation, carefully lining up for this pot of magical things to pay respects to the remains, and when they got closer, they immediately covered their noses and fled, as if they saw a stinky thing squatting in the pot.

"Second Young Master, what kind of thing is this?" Uncle Shen was recommended as a representative by the public, with a white old face and a handkerchief in front of his nose, and asked his son carefully.

"Do you know what this is?!" Very serious expression, very calm tone, facing the Fangfu family with a black line on his face, my son coughed dryly, snapped, slapped on his ass, damn it, bit my ass again. No one answered, very good, yes, Fang Cheng wanted to raise his hand, but was glared back by a vicious look from his son.

"Now you all understand?" I have to find a way to fool this matter in the past, and continue to maintain the title of the first genius in the world.

“??” A lot of gossip about the question marks of men and women, even the cute green butterfly is inexplicable, the little girl who suppressed her fear with curiosity just approached the side of the pot full of biochemical weapons, and immediately turned green, covered her nose and walked away, running while hugging the trunk and retching, it seems that she has a very magical ability to drive people.

Seeing the expression and movements of the green butterfly, Ben Gongzi's head flashed, snapped, and snapped his fingers, there is. Coughing dryly, he raised his finger and pointed at the pot of things that I didn't know what it was, and said loudly: "Do you know what this son is doing?" ”

Everyone hurriedly shook their heads, and none of them dared to decide what the second man of the house wanted to do. Very good, coughed dryly, very scholarly, very teacher nodded his head: "This thing, is specially made by Ben Gongzi, as for the use, uh-huh, of course, I can tell you, there are too many insects at home, Ben Gongzi specially boiled such a pot of smoked insect potion for everyone, one spoonful per person, take it back and put it on the head of the bed, to ensure that mosquitoes dare not touch the edge, Fang Cheng, you are responsible for distribution, well, this son takes a bath first, damn lice...... "took out a handful of sulfur sprinkled on the outside of the pot, and met everyone's very stares very calmly, very heroically, face like a heavy jujube, eyebrows like a silkworm walking towards the bath.

Leaning on the bath bucket with satisfaction, the hot bath water is easy to make people feel safe, and the sulfur still plays a role, at least, as if in a hot spring, the faint smell of sulfur is exuding, and the temperature on the face cannot reach the high heat of the bath water, and this son is finally a lot calmer. Have the leisure to watch a louse twitch its limbs on the surface of the water, in its final dying throes. I'm glad that the thickness of my skin is beyond the surface, otherwise, this would really be a big joke.

With a squeak, who is the one pushing the door in? The palace maid's sister is also, pursed her mouth, her face is red and pink, her eyes are shining, and her small waist is really worried that she will not be able to support her plump upper body.

"How? Have you divided the pot of chemical weapons? "I'm eager to know the results.

"Childe too, he teased people alive, just the smell, not to mention mosquitoes, people don't dare to get close, who dares to get it, Uncle Fang asked Fang Cheng to dig a pit and bury it." The palace maid was holding her stomach and laughing next to me, and she was almost out of breath. The laughing son of Ben Gongzi is red-faced, what kind of person, my little concubine, so laughing at this son, aren't you afraid of family law?

The delicate and weak palace maid sister who laughed was lightly stretched by the powerful Ben Gongzi and carried into the bathtub. There was a sound of water, accompanied by the exclamation of the palace maid's sister, and she was already held in her arms.

Syllable! "Oops! Son. "The palace maid's face was blushing, her dress was all soaked translucent, her forehead was against my chin, and she couldn't lift her head in shame.

"Hmph, do you dare to laugh?" The tiger's body shook wildly, the tiger's eyes stared wildly, in short, it was a very fierce kind, the palace maid sister bit her lip, glanced at me charmingly, and waved her cute head slightly, "It's pretty much the same, by the way, you didn't tell anyone what this son was doing, right?" ”

"Of course not, I want to say it, Childe's family law ......" with a shy and timid expression, his fingers drew circles on his son's chest muscles, and kissed this fragrant face fiercely, which is worthy of my heart and liver, and I know how to cover for Childe.

Uncle Shen is not bad, knowing that in this case, he did not blindly obey the command and plucked off his tail before my father, mother and sister-in-law went home, which is very commendable.

A refreshing Ben Gongzi with the smell of sulfur soap, touched the skin that was as smooth as greasy? Vomit...... We are male surnames with excessive hormones.

Touching a much cleaner body, well, I'm very satisfied with the feeling of shaking my body now. Got a busy day? Created a pot to drive people away? Insect repellent was hastily destroyed and destroyed, and it is a pity that I stepped on the top of the buried traces, thinking of the pioneers who threw their heads and blood for the sake of invention and creation.

I really want to do something for the family, our family is all dependent on my father and eldest brother's Yulu and my mother's strength to support this family, and I, wrongly carried the name of a traverser, very failed, I really want to chant a poem or play a violin song of Liang Zhu to express my feelings at the moment, unfortunately, why don't you hold a handful in your body when you cross.

"What is Childe doing here? The night was cold. The palace maid and the green butterfly came over with lanterns.

"Well, my son just thinks that he can't do anything for his family, a little bit of that." The gaze was a little sad. It's so sad, what do other crossing masters do, is this son inferior, hatefully gestured to the sky with a middle finger, and cursed those gods who successfully crossed and developed an atomic bomb and a cosmic flight with their minds.

Green Butterfly pursed her plump little mouth: "Didn't Childe burn lime?" You still said today that that thing is very useful, the smell of the anthelmintic medicine, vomit...... It's not that no, the smell is really too smoky. Speaking of that thing, the green butterfly seemed to have palpitations.

"The talent of the son is obvious to all, but it is a temporary loss, and there must be a gain, I hope the son will not be worried." The palace maid clapped her hands and patted Green Butterfly's hand, turned her eyes and smiled at me.

The two girls showed a smile, raised their eyes to the sky, the moon was missing, the stars were shining with a cold halo, and the gray clouds were like cotton wool covering the heavens. It's true that there are gains and losses.,Didn't make pancreas.,Instead of making a big pot of biochemical weapons.,If this son wants to attack the city or something.,I'm afraid this thing is very useful.。 Hatefully stomped his feet on the ground buried in the biochemical weapons field: "That's what I said, I still don't believe it, hmph, tomorrow, after I have slept enough, I will think about it again, it's a big deal, in the future, my son will be a full-time biochemical weapon, and add a sharp weapon to my Tang Dynasty's territory expansion." What's there! "It's a lot more balanced.

"......" The two girls were speechless, and looked at my son's triumphant and restored his back. It took him half a day to catch up with me at my call.

When I got up the next day, I just played with the stone lock, and I remembered that the use of lime had not yet been developed, so how could I forget it, so I quickly asked Fang Cheng and a group of strong men to come over, and mixed lime and water to paint my courtyard wall. Commanding this group of strong laborers to work like rain, well, looking at the courtyard wall that is gradually drying under the hot sun and becoming snow-white, the little girls who are bored and running in my yard are amazed, and finally have a sense of achievement, alas, it will be enough, I can't be an inventor, and I can be a plasterer...... was sighing, Uncle Shen hurriedly came to my small courtyard, followed by a middle-aged man in his thirties wearing an official robe.

Hurriedly put on his coat and buttoned it up, and then walked in the direction of the courtyard gate, arching his hand towards this unfamiliar face: "Uncle Shen, I don't know who this adult is?" ……”

"This is Lord He, the director of the Ministry of Works, who specially came to the second young master to discuss important matters." Uncle Shen raised his hand and arched his hand at the official, and the head of the Ministry of Industry hurriedly returned the salute, and saluted me again: "This must be the beloved son of the famous man who has spread all over Chang'an, right?" ”

Bereaved son? Uh-huh, good! This is a good title, I like it, the more I look at the appearance of the director of the Ministry of Works, the more pleasing it is: "This Lord He, I don't know what to look for, and I should do my best where it is effective." ”

(To be continued)