"Beloved nephew." Uncle Li poured a large sip of tea and moistened his dry throat and called me.

"Youngster!" Quickly jumped up and stood in the center of the military tent, his waist was straight, and his feet were divided into figure-eight steps and his fists were clenched. This appearance made all the old men look a little softer.

"Hehe, in this way, you can talk about this method of training the army, and let your uncles also listen to it, how about it?"

"Little nephew, the young general obeys orders." The mouth promised, and the head began to turn at high speed, training the army? Isn't it just military training? What's there, why is it a military training trainee from the post-modern era, a petty officer in the military reserve, what is this, you can figure out the reason in an orderly manner.

"Military training, is it the first lesson of the new semester? cough cough cough, "Hurry up and cough wildly, fuck, almost memorize the high school military training manual, paused and took advantage of this group of battle-hardened bloody old men before they woke up and continued: "The young general thinks: training the army is not only to let the soldiers learn to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions, but also to teach them how to behave, how to bear hardships and stand hard work, how to meet challenges, how to grasp the scale of freedom and discipline...... The purpose of refining and sharpening is to enhance the sense of national defense and the concept of collectivism, and to deeply understand the true meaning of "morality, mechanics, practice, and innovation"; Cultivate the style of solidarity and mutual assistance, and enhance collective cohesion and combat effectiveness...... We must not only appreciate the great spirit of selfless dedication and the noble quality of our Datang soldiers who are not afraid of difficulties, but also carry forward our glorious tradition of "working together and working hard". We must adhere to iron-like discipline, be strict with ourselves, obey orders, and resolutely complete all training tasks; I hope that everyone will use tenacious will, dare to endure hardships, have the courage to fight, and carry forward the spirit of "shedding blood, sweat and tears, shedding skin and flesh without falling behind", and completely complete the mission of military training.......

Why didn't anyone applaud? Peeking left and right cautiously, the two rows of stunned old men were blinking, and they hadn't come back yet?

"Wonderful! Hehehe...... "Uncle Tota Heavenly King was the first to express his affirmation of my words, and soon, there was warm applause, and Cheng Chuliang shot it very intensely, but from his slightly distorted face, I could feel that this girl was very jealous, hehehe.

"The virtuous nephew has not lived up to the old man's high hopes......" Uncle Li also smiled happily, handsomely exposing the two rows of front teeth very shiny outside his mouth, reminiscent of Colgate's advertisement.

"The old man heard this, and he also wanted to test the son and nephew of the Fang family, I don't know if Your Majesty will allow it? ...... "What do you mean, what does this uncle who is about to lose his hair want to do, see that our young man is too showy and wants to suppress me?" I didn't listen carefully when I introduced it just now, but I was mainly busy watching Cheng Chuliang's treasure.

"The old man Sun Shunde ......" The nostrils are a little big, and the nose hairs are all sticking out, it seems that the old man's head is too high.

The little nephew didn't dare, but he was afraid that he would pollute the eyes and ears of the uncles...... "The eldest grandson? Hearing this, I couldn't help but jump when I was careful, the relatives of the eldest grandson Yin's family are not successful? ――

"Lord Eldest Sun, how can this dull child be compared with a famous battlefield general like Brother Eldest Sun who has lasted for decades and has made great achievements? It's just a matter of the old man's thin face......" Uncle Li Ji stood up and interjected, it can be seen that this uncle has a good character, and I can see that the impure eyes of the eldest grandson Shunde, the old thing, are very vicious.

"Your Majesty also said just now, let us teach this virtuous nephew a thing or two, why not?" The old man blinked his cloudy old eyes and said.

"Thank you General Li for your love, and thank you for the teachings of this eldest grandson and uncle, and the little nephew can give it a try." Isn't it to look at us? A frequent visitor to the iron-blooded military forum, I'm afraid that you are a little old man who has not read "On War" and "Mao Gong's Art of War", and does not know what blitzkrieg is and what beheading strategy is?

"Hehe, it's still the old man's mouth." Uncle Li Ji smiled gloomily, turned around and sat down, looking ready to watch the excitement.

"The enemy is 10,000 heavy riders, and the same 10,000 light riders as you, can you win in one month?" The little old man blinked, with a very hung expression and the eyes of an elder. Damn, what kind of problem is it, this question, I'm afraid that the second-year junior high school students I teach can win you to death, a little old man.

We are not complacent or stumped, showing our front teeth, and arching our hands very modestly: "Uncle Eldest Sun, the young general wants to ask for advice, how to fight?" I attack or defend, how is the training of the two sides, the geometry of the city, the terrain and the mountains and rivers, ......" asked a lot of questions, and the little old man was stunned for a while. smashed the toothless mouth for a long time before he said: "The training is the same, the enemy occupies three small cities, there is no river, the terrain is very flat, and the three cities are based on each other for a long time......

"Thank you for the old minister's advice, if the little nephew commands, if you want to come, within half a month, you will be able to take it......" It's a pity, I don't have a chicken feather fan in my hand, otherwise we can still be both civil and military."

"Oh?" This time it was Uncle Li Jing, the king of Tota, who spoke out, his eyes flashed, and he turned into darkness, and he closed his eyes and didn't say anything, but Uncle Li Ji jumped in front of me: "The descendants of the Fang family, don't talk wildly, if the old man is in charge of 10,000 light horses to attack 10,000 heavy horses, he won't dare to win......

"But this eldest grandson uncle doesn't want me to fight, and he doesn't ask me to destroy all the enemy's living forces, as long as I win, of course it's simple." Hey, hey, yes, isn't this very similar to the war between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party back then?

Uncle Li Ji's face was black, and he said in a dark voice: "You should tell the old man how to win, if it is reasonable, the old man is the first to be willing to promote you as a Zhonglang general, if not...... Hey, hey, hey. "Laughing like an owl.

"Uncle don't be in a hurry, and listen to the little nephew, there are many ways to win, to destroy the enemy's living forces, or cut off the enemy's supplies, or divide the enemy and annihilate it, in short, when the enemy is strong and I am weak, the enemy advances and I retreat, when the enemy and my forces are balanced, the enemy is tired and disturbed, when the enemy's strength can not form a tactical or strategic advantage with me, the enemy retreats and I advance, and our army is just light cavalry, the most suitable for this strategic thinking...... "Very good, long speeches are thrown, new strategic and tactical thinking is refreshing, A bunch of bloody old men are dumb, have nothing to say?

Uncle Li Ji's expression was very calm, but I still saw it, his white-clasped fingers revealed the excitement in his heart at the moment, nonsense, can you not be excited? We have all brought out the classic ideas of guerrilla warfare, and it is strange that as long as the military people who are strategically minded do not understand the important surname of this strategic thinking.

Uncle Li changed from joy just now to stupidity, maintaining a stiff smile, his eyes were terrifying, and the cold hairs on my back exploded, if I didn't understand Uncle Li's surname, I am afraid that this son will definitely take off his armor and run away now and is not willing to stay here.

The eldest grandson and the little old man said indignantly: "Shaft, the old man is on the battlefield, and he must be the first in every battle, fighting like you is timid, it is really a shame for me to be the ......prestige of the Tang Army" The old boy didn't expect a sentence to lead us to a classic war thought, seeing that one or two senior military officials were all bright, or thoughtful, or shocked, I couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and saliva almost sprayed on my face.

Old man, I didn't want to walk with you, an old guy who trembles, crooked, do you dare to come up? It doesn't matter what you are.

With round eyes, he pushed the old guy forward: "The little nephew wants to ask this old man what war is." What are the ends and means in war? The meaning of war? What is the importance of the fatigue and morale of the soldiers in the war to the battle? ...... "On War" is a good book, very hateful, I don't like things that are too boring, that is, I looked through the table of contents, and flipped through it a few times, I can't remember anything else, I can always remember the hundred or so words on the catalog, and I don't want to think about what the teacher has to do every day. With our memory, we can't even remember the catalog, and I'm afraid that we will be thrown to the moon if we are embarrassed.

The little old man who asked, the old face of the yellow glowed red, and he pointed at me with his fingers trembling, and he couldn't say a fart for a long time, and he was very likely to kick his legs at any time if he couldn't catch it at any time.

The catalog of this vote alone has completely shocked the senior generals of the Tang Dynasty military present, completely dumbfounded, staring at Ben Gongzi with magical eyes, it seems that I am the reincarnation of the God of War-

"Virtuous nephew...... Don't be too showy, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by the forest wind. "Outside the door of the barracks, Uncle Li Ji's low and sick words when he passed me warmed my heart and moved, he was the only one who didn't speak for us young people like this.

"Bereaved virtuous nephew, my Tang Dynasty soldier has another handsome man, the old man is very comforting, don't be complacent." Hurry up and bow your head and salute, what's wrong with these old men, one person passes in front of me, and he has to snort, is he reviewing or paying respects?

"Okay, you're much better than your father, if you're free, clean up my two live treasures, damn it, don't do good things, and bad things are a bunch of bad things." Uncle Wei Chi is really honest and upright, and when he said this, he followed the back of General Duan's buttocks, and his face was black, very gray, and he bowed his head to his ears.

"Yes, but the old man doesn't want to see Zhao Tian who talks about soldiers on paper again, and his nephew Wangxian has already become a great ......" General Duan is really serious, and he can even say something that is almost cursing, but fortunately, my son is angry and dantian, very attentive, and nods his head sincerely.

slapped my son on the shoulder, and the face of the owner of the slap appeared in front of me: "Boy, yes, worthy of being the husband of my seventh sister, change it, come to the house to get together, our brothers have a good family banquet, and by the way, ask each other about the art of war, don't forget, wahahaha...... "The laughter is also very similar to Uncle Cheng, but I don't have that confidence, and I don't have the courage to walk across the middle of the road, it seems that Cheng Chuliang has to exercise for one or two decades."

"Virtuous son-in-law...... Good! Today, I said that I had a good face for the old man. "Uncle Li couldn't close his mouth, his eyes were slit, and he grinded hard in front of me.

"The little nephew is also fighting indiscriminately, how can he bear the uncle's praise like this......"

"Huh? Why do you still call it a little nephew? Uncle Li was angry, and all the high-ranking military figures turned their heads, and a pair of fierce eagle eyes were full of gossip.

Cheng Chuliang's eyes flashed with fierce light, and he gritted his teeth, of course, the target was our angry little general.

"Little, little son-in-law, I've seen my father-in-law, Taishan, and my father-in-law." Admit it, don't admit it again, who knows if Uncle Li, who is annoyed and angry, will beat up our little young man with weak arms to resist. There is another point, my son doesn't know what we call his wife's father now, so he simply pulls it all out and lets Uncle Li be a multiple-choice question.

"Father-in-law, Lord Taishan?" Uncle Li repeated my long salutation a little sluggishly, and a general on the side, Uncle Wei Chi, laughed directly: "Whahahaha, Fang Erlang, this little bastard, do you call your uncle like that?" "The other few are not good goods, one or two laughed crookedly, Cheng Chuliang was even more excessive, laughing and almost slapping the ground, angry Lao Tzu smoked, fortunately, Uncle Li avenged me, and kicked this girl's ass with a black foot: "Little bastard, laughing very much, don't go aside!" How could my family's Qinghe like you all day long and know the stinky boy who danced with knives. ”

Cheng Chuliang laughed dryly, patted his buttocks and slipped aside.

"Uncle?" It's too good, what is this name, uncle, I know what it means, it's my mother's brother, but this uncle, is it possible that this Uncle Li still has an uncle relationship with my mother?

Looking at my confused and innocent eyes, Uncle Li snorted for a long time and pulled the corners of his mouth: "Virtuous son-in-law...... What does this father-in-law Taishan mean by this title? The old man and the old man understand, but this father-in-law, Taishan, the old man doesn't know very well, and he hopes that the virtuous nephew will explain a thing or two to the old man. ”

The gaze is a little gloomy, could it be that Uncle Li, an old man, also crossed over, knowing that Taishan is an incomplete IQ who eats wild fruits in the forest with his bare buttocks?

"Father-in-law, Taishan, is ...... It's ......" The brain teaser topic is here again, Uncle Li's expression is getting more and more difficult, and there are more and more black lines on his face, what should I do? Tarzan, what else is there besides the bare-assed one? Wait...... - ps: There are not many votes, but Qing still kept his promise, sent a chapter plump, and thank you for your selfless efforts, otherwise, Qing is such a low collection can not rush to the top three, Qing will break out from time to time, but these days are not good, it's too tired, 12,000 words a day is too sad for me, however, the amount of 8,000 a day will definitely be maintained, I hope the immortals can vote for Qing in the case of votes, that is the greatest love and love for Qing, thank you.

(To be continued)